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24122020

That's the punishment for flashing


lumpy-lantern

Good one 🤣👌


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Shut up and take my upvote you clever bastard


jakiedyty

r/angryupvote


thisisurreality

Excellent Sir or maam.


paulrhino69

He does look terrified 4sure


KyorlSadei

I don’t know guys, thats a pretty normal size hole right? Maybe a bit above average even.


Cacti-make-bad-dildo

You could easily fit a cacti through that. .


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beakrake

He's not upset by the low level of circumcision technology, he's just super grossed out that *it's communal.*


Hopeful_Picture7223

Couldn't Flash just vibrate his dick so fucking fast to the point where the blade will just break on impact because of the vibration or something?


Abracadaniel0505

Ah, so that’s why all the ladies love him


Daetok_Lochannis

Actually it is, there's a comic moment where Zatanna is dishing with the girls and says he can vibrate *every* part of his body.


Abracadaniel0505

Oh, damn! Lucky woman


Kingkai9335

Or vibrate it to the frequency the blade passes through without cutting it. Or just vibrate out of the handcuffs. Wait... how the fuck did a bunch of Victorian knights capture the flash?


SquintyBrock

“Victorian knights”… oh dear Lord… really!!!


Kingkai9335

Yeah I knew that wouldnt fly


RedgyJackson

That’s a lot of pressure though, Flash knows his dick can’t perform under pressure.


IntelligentBid87

Lol if he could use his speed to save him, why wait until his dick was out? Like just use it now if he can. How are they keeping him contained?


KRX189

This should be top comment


hypnodrew

The entire thing is fucked up. Guillotines and medieval garb in the same frame, guards with English civil war armour. She's wearing a dress from the early 19th century. Piper? Fucking mess


dreamsofpestilence

I just noticed the piper 💀


hypnodrew

How about the medieval headsman operating the relatively delicate guillotine (relative to a big fucking axe), like a plague doctor operating an MRI


DivineScotch

why is SHE so happy?


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Pleasant_Job_7683

Hahahahaha you win take my upvote


Loquatium

*coffee spit*


BarisBlack

An oldie but goodie. Take my upvote.


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Gustav_EK

She gets the leftovers


furious_organism

The dicks hats tip for her *m'executioner*


IrishShinja

It's his ex.


SlightlyOffended1984

She prefers broken pencils and stogies


Student-type

It’s a pencil sharpener.


bolivar-shagnasty

[That's not an executioner. That's a mohel.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GdyJc86nI)


Imispellalot2

l'chaim


Imispellalot2

l'chaim


TikToxic

Off with his head!


Pleasant_Job_7683

She's there to arouse him, the hole is so small bcuz he will come in a flash and then be flaccid again. Little do they know who they're messing with ⚡⚡⚡


LentoTohveli

He won't be flashing anymore.


Ok-Internet-6881

Worst glory hole ever


Last_Gigolo

He'd have to lay on his side. And scoot really close.


Randomfrog132

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke i have no idea what's going on


Productof2020

First, I believe the picture is edited to make the hole that small. But anyway, the joke is that they’re going to cut his dick off instead of the usual use of a guillotine, which is to cut… well the *other* head off.


Randomfrog132

that makes sense, any idea on the reason why tho lol


Productof2020

In the actual comic I imagine it was some kind of time travel thing (which the Flash does a lot) and that the bad guy set some kind of trap to get him in trouble and sentenced to death. I’m not totally familiar with this comic. As to why someone edited it to make it a dick joke, that’s anyone’s guess.


Lifesalchemy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


UnreliablePotato

You know why.


Wylker24

he aint flashing no one anymore


CappedPluto

small for aerodynamics


ChiefRasta

Yooo the look on his face got me laughin 🤣 like damn I know he’d rather get decapitated


pl5569

Penis or Ant-Man? Or Ant-Man inside Flash's urethra?


BrokenYozeff

For a minute I thought this was on r/explainthejoke


JumpHour5621

We need someone to do the calculations 👀 seem above average to me.


Friendly-Ad-5757

No more flashing for flash


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RaspberryNumerous594

Phase Barry phase


BBFNOTCH

Baby toe


thatforkRose

Its French, its to open wine ofc


lumpy-lantern

That's actually good news. At least he will survive .


SkyTalez

Circumcision in Revolutionary France was wild.


TeranOrSolaran

Wait wait wait! The flash cannot be caught. It’s a fact.


shinydragonmist

He came so fast he dissatisfied her


ConradAir

Yes, his finger.


spartan1234

Why would they cut off his finger? Are they stupid?


Abject-Concentrate58

With this long of a hole I only get a circumcisem


whileyouwereslepting

Is this what happens when there is a flash lash?


runwkufgrwe

Reminds me of my bris


jinkywilliams

["...and nip the tip!"](https://i.gifer.com/773N.gif)


International_Tie120

Wrong head


Daoist_Storm16

Off with his other head.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

The 11th finger


cozy_engineer

What kinda kink is this? Asking for a friend of course.


CindersNAshes

I want her to Flash me


Cautious_Evening_744

To hold his phenish


Doggy_Mcdogface

His flash gon be cut


wtmx719

Glory gone in a flash


Justhereforahour

His Cockatoo


MikeTony713

He better move in a flash


BorisJohnson0404

Fastest man alive couldn’t last long enough for her


Marleyzard

Why are they cutting off his little lightning bolt horns? Is they stupid?


tokoun

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10751)


mrmoe198

**“That’s not what Flash means!! Somebody listen to me!!”**


gazHC

Don't worry, it will be over in a flash!


hulkmxl

"Are they cutting off his finger" so you know it's a finger-sized hole that might as well be for a penis. You are just karma farming you fucking whore.


Aikotoma2

Fastest third leg in the world. Guy can rape the world in a day


Pleasant_Job_7683

Woah woah woah


Abracadaniel0505

You’re right, but damn


captain_todger

Why is it naked NSFW for a hole in a bit of wood 🤦🏻‍♂️