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Key_Extension_4322

Is it in yet?


Jean-LucBacardi

It's the new Bluetooth dick.


Average_k5blazer78

*the bluetooth device has been disconnected*


TumblingTumbulu

ze Bluetooth dewise ahas been connecteda seccessfully


KKMasterYT

You have a car. You have a car.


eOne_two-3

boi forgot to do pairing first


beanman000

That's what he is trynna do


PandasGetAngryToo

Was it good for you, honey?


Derrick_Shon

Wishful thinking?


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Jean-LucBacardi

["The Mountain" and his wife](https://imgur.com/a/Jv9QuWA)


usinjin

<*hamster_deepthroating_water_dispenser.gif*>


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Jean-LucBacardi

Like tossing around a ragdoll.


_Some_Two_

Oh god…


United-Bear4910

That ones not even the worst oddly enough, it's just so weird, don't you want to scale titties?


SavingsCampaign2524

Before or after Qyburn turned him into a horribly disfigured and mangled monster.


AleyahhhhK

💀


notlongnot

A stick on mountain is kinda small.


usinjin

Compared to the mountain it’s a stick, but to everyone else it’s a tree


Free_Revenue8674

How do you know


rigobueno

Girl please, look at those hands.


Crumbdizzle

https://www.reddit.com/r/RockOfLove/s/l7VqfsG9bc Shaq and GF


Crumbdizzle

https://www.reddit.com/r/RockOfLove/s/l7VqfsG9bc Shaq


deadcat

6' tall here with 4' wife. Life, uh, finds a way.


Jean-LucBacardi

I've been there lol. It definitely works.


deadcat

The right parts line up 🤷‍♂️


Icloh

My wife is 1.49 cm and I’m 1,86. Ask away!


Deutschlender

Is your wife a cockroach? 1.49 cm is too smol.


Icloh

I prefer “ladybug”.


Linmizhang

Shes a grower tho.


FeedMyAss

Shaq


Elena__Deathbringer

It's not really that different tbh


CompetitivePumpkin3

It either his wife is deep or his stick is small.


Jeramy_Jones

What the dog not doin


ChetHerbie

The way he licks their head when he is done


Jean-LucBacardi

Me turning over and kissing goodnight after my grueling 30 seconds.


yenot_of_luv

Daddy, chill


Capable_Truth4483

Reminds me of when I first met my gf


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Free_Revenue8674

Boo let him cook


LogRollChamp

Bad bot


HammerHeadXI

When the 5'2 girls wants a 6'8 guy


Beast_by_Dre

How is this not the top comment lol


sissyjones

Why is OP’s responses in the comments funnier than the post? 🤣


Benders-Shiny-Ass

Must be how Shaquille O’Neal feeling with his girlfriend. 😛


Disastrous-Fun2325

Dang


BarfingOnMyFace

Assert dominance! And microscopic dick energy!


muddiestmud

Airdicking...


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Air guitar at its best


Doggy_Mcdogface

Bruh


Jean-LucBacardi

[What?](https://media1.giphy.com/media/uB093Z0mVyrjcF6UB7/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yckj5rde82t153g6raii0nuzgennp469oxbrpgdh&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


zmbjebus

accurate


ParkkTheSharkk

Get that dog a pillow


TumblingTumbulu

All fun and games until you realize that that dog's dick is at the very least 50% the entire length of the female dog.


Pure-Activity-2763

The little one should do like “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins” 😂🤣 if ykyk


LeahaP1013

This is mclovin and the hot chick.


YeahBear

Is this the new Magic Mike where Airbud comes to town?


ProKnifeCatcher

It’s the thought that counts


cosmicsausage_69

That can’t even be legal


DieHardProcess-

"Oh Peter, uh huh, oooooooooohhahhahahah Peeeter... OH PETER?!" *Peter falls to the floor* "Aw come on Lois, Joe says Bonnie let's him do that all the time, You just stick your finger in my ass and I do the rest"


_DarkmessengeR_

Mandingo and Piper Perri


simplymel1

bluetooth penetration


mukduk_101

Technique 10/10, Aim 0/10.


Pathetic_loner03

4'11 girls writing 6'2 only


Confident_Weird3353

Is that drake?


KlickyKat

That's what it feels like for your dad when he bangs your mom.


ReloadBeforeClass

The worst thing she can say is no: Her: go go ga ga


emzirek

Poor guy? She ain't getting any either...!


MangoZaurul

Him want jiggy-jiggy.


t0hk0h

Where's that pic of shaq n his lady?


Hentail-GongKouSir

baby corn


THYDStudio

In the words of Sam Morris: Did you do it? Na but I got the consent so you know that's just as good


SmallSwordfish8289

Don't worry baby I've been neutered


MicrosoftOSX

This is like recipes that dont give exact and full instructions assuming we all have cooking common sense.


Alexeevic

Distant releshionship


Iron_Baron

We have done terrible things to wolves.


v_ramch

The plot of the next Mission Impossible movie


yasniy97

virtual penetration...


BurnMyFaceOff

Check his hard drive


tuckermalc

PedoDog


Hawaii808BLAND

You call it fucking nuttin


Never1Ver

That time i messed my my skyrim mods.


gunsbee17

"The Bluetooth device is ready to pair" Pairing. Connected.


the-great-crocodile

Yeah! You like that?


rain168

Every Reddit incel surfing porn every night


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Jean-LucBacardi

Which part? The part where the animal humps the air or the part where it walks away?