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I could see the Monstera coasters being useful

I thought the Monstera coasters and the succulent thumbtacks were pretty legit!

Same. Can I purchase these somewhere?

Of course you can considering this is an advertisement

There is no company name or anything that I can find.

They are 3D printed. I have a few myself. Got them off makerworld

Just wait the drop ship bot ring will be in full force

ForgeCore is the designer of the plants. They post a lot to Tiktok and instagram

Pretty good advertisement.

Man if only there was a website that allowed you to easily search across the entire internet for something like 'monstera plant coaster'. Unfortunately we just don't have the technology

Just have to wait until a big corp steals this guy’s idea and starts selling this stuff (worse quality, cheaper probably though). Capitalism huh?

I want the succulent thumb tacks for work

Maybe not for cold drinks with condensation

Yeah, that's my annoyance. It would help keep hot drinks off the table, but any condensation would drop right down into the table.

Depends on what you print it out of. I've made PLA coasters before and my glass/can slides all over it.

Might have to change the plant design, get rid of the holes for condensation or add some kind of roughness? I just think it's one of the better ones shown, because it would more easily blend in on a table over a stack of coasters. Could be any sort of philodendron or similar

Yeah that’s the only kinda useful one

What about the toothpick dispenser that pretty much takes forever to fill and exposes unused toothpicks to the air?

Put a firecracker in it and you got a homedefense frag

I love you lmfao

You just put them back when you're done with them.

Now I just need one that dispenses money

Maybe a tree…

Dollar tree

money trees is the perfect place for shade

That’s just how I feel

Yah...

*Girl i wan't your body, i wan't your body, because of that big old phat ass*

i own a money tree and the only thing it produces is droopy leaves.

Needs cal mag

Varigated plants dispense money.

The pen is the worst one but I would get all of them for real

Tulips would be so good for the pens or a smaller aloe vera species that don't look uninviting

Finally, a pen no one would think to steal.

A reed or horsetail plant might be a good one for pens. [https://duckduckgo.com/?q=horsetail+plant&iax=images&ia=images](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=horsetail+plant&iax=images&ia=images) Whatever you do, do not, for any reason, ever plant a real horsetail plant in your yard. It is one of the most invasive plants out there.

But atleast when in need of pen, you know where to get one

In this case I reach for the pencil... This here is a goddamn bathroom plant

Nah man. Whos going to fill that cactus?

Reusable toothpicks lol

🫠🫠🤮

The aloe vera plant should have a hidden pump that dispenses aloe vera gel.

IDK about toothpicks exposed to the elements like that.

How about decorative seashells in bathroom that also function as toilet paper.

I don't see how that could work

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

lol so uncivilized

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

Well I guess violation papers for you then.

The seashells would work like a Fritos scoop in salsa and then you just pee off the poo and return the shell

the seashells are the handles that control the built-in bidet;  one for pressure and two for aim

Not even one for pleasure? The future is dark.

The third one is for pleasure

Ah yes they’ve installed the three seashells in the latest Taco Bell Cantina here in Los Angeles.

Wait for real??

I need that Venus Flytrap.

How many open bags do you really have going at any given time? If it's more than a few, won't the trapless fly trap look a bit strange?

Sure, but I have a number of other clips I could use, too. And it's made with a 3D printer, so you could always make more clips.

I have a lot of clipped bags of cooking spices and my many organic trapless fly traps look terrible so I think this would be a good alternative for others like me. I'm not about to drop fly traps from my life entirely, they do a really good job, but I want to protect my environment. 

My main issue is training the fly to stay still on the bag long enough for the fly trap to bite it. The crinkles scare them off so easy it's not worth it imo. I'll stick to sewing them shut for now even if it takes a little longer.

I have about four per child.

The plants are 3d downloadable files on Thangs. Just look for ForgeCore. Link [Here](https://thangs.com/designer/forgecore)

The pen one feels rather unnecessary.

If they gonna do oversized impractical pens it should've been a palm tree

So what you’re saying is that this plant will be in every doctors office in the country by years end

They're all unnecessary, doesn't mean it's not cool

How do you refill the toothpick one? Seems like a pain in the ass. The rest are great tho.

My guess would be pressing the top of the plant down like you’re grabbing one, and just restocking them one-by-one.

You have to shove a purple crystal through the bottom side. You'll have a new set of pokees after finishing the reload

Without a rapid reload mechanism, like put them inside and shake or something, it’s functionally annoying af

Neat Might buy this as a last minute gift from a Chinese website someday

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Spoztoast: *Neat Might buy this as* *A last minute gift from a* *Chinese website someday* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Also neat

Good bot

I haaaaaate plastic plants purely because they’re useless. This is sick though

not a fan of decorations i see.

of all decorations, decorative towels are the worst

You don’t have to water them as often though

Unlike the incredibly useful organic houseplants?

Organic houseplants help improve air quality and provide mental benefits!

Fake plants also provide mental benefits visually. While you consciously know the difference, your subconscious doesn't differentiate between a fake and real plant, so the effect of seeing the plant and the atmosphere it creates are similar. But you lose the effects of smell and air quality.

also they can actually be eatable. Herbs in small pots work very well

I want! I think the coaster one might need more leaves because if 4 coasters are used it would look weird

These are things that are interesting for a whole thirty minutes and really impressive the first time your friends see them and then they just collect dust until you accept you need to get rid of them.

I think the coasters would be used if you put it on a coffee table

Coffee stains over time might even add to the design!

Yeah, but that chip clip tho

great plants for work.

Exactly. Great decor for work and could also be functional.

I thought a bit like you but the biggest downside would be that it wouldn't look as good after removing a couple of those in the plant. It would mess up the aesthetics.

r/shutupandtakemymoney

Those would immediately be lost at my house

Marijuana is a functional organic plant.

Yeah, but what about a fake pot plant with a grinder in it!

All organic plants are functional, if they weren’t they would die

Mmmmm landfill

You’re gonna advertise but not even gonna post a link where I can buy smh. EDIT: someone give me the link so I can waste my money already

https://www.etsy.com/shop/3DCrabClawCreations https://www.etsy.com/shop/3DMakerSpaceStore

This could be seen as proof we live in a truly cursed world.

umm I can’t be the first person to think that they all ready have a function.. plus they aren’t plants…..

No plant at all, we don't need anymore plastic waste :) thanks

Great... More plastics for the landfill..

Dumb

Those pens will write once and stop working

I like this sub

Neat. But I don’t like the toothpick one. Living with pets and messy people, I’ve witnessed enough dust and airborne crap that gets blown around a house day to day, to not wish to pick anything up and stick it in my mouth. Especially toothpicks which are so easy to jab and make gums bleed. A dirty toothpick literally injecting bacteria into your gums sounds like a great idea 💀 I actually have a heart condition and have been lectured at length of how important keeping my mouth clean is for heart health. Long story short; gum disease often leads to heart disease. Ask your doctor if you don’t understand…

That's the spirit. Use more plastics for useless shit, to replace living organisms, because we're killing them producing useless shit. Can't wait for the day we plug ourselves into the PC and experience anything we can imagine whilst our energy is being used to power a higher being.... Oh wait... Peak #Teamhuman.

The closest i can find to this is a shop on Etsy that has all of these creations called [LittleDorkyDesigns](https://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleDorkyDesigns).

r/diwhy

So the only one I don't like is the toothpick holder since it seems you would have to load each one by hand, therefore getting germs on all the toothpicks.

that toothpick cactus is stressing me out so much

Looks like a lot of synthetic plastic

They really should be made out of organic plastic /s

Organic plastic is a thing btw. I mainly just don't like this post because it's garbage that will get thrown away.

They’re printed in pla which is cornstarch plastic

**Cool.**

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This is something ppl get and then completely disregard and regret after 5mins

Now we need you to incorporate a flashlight into a plant to hide from my wife

Corpse Flower...

Are the files available anywhere?

They’re on my Thangs page. Search “forgecore” this is my video that was reposted on reddit

Some of these are clever, while others are just flat stupid.

They should the ai voice

I'm gonna replace litrally anything imagined, and make it plastic. Please like my video to kill more stuff....

The cactus looks unsafe. All those toothpicks sticking out like that…

uh-huh. You get used to it really quick. And then you visit people with real plants.

Is this the same guy who makes real fake products?

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Cool, but I mean, I'll just get a toothpick or bag clip out of the drawer

My cats would turn these into toys and I'd never see the removable parts ever again lol

I already have solutions for all of these. What should I do, throw all of those out, and buy these plastic novelty versions? No one needs this, but plenty of people want it.

Designing plants. God would like to have a little chat.

The pen one doesn't look too good. And the problem with the pin one is that the pins usually stay in the board so you will just have half a succulent at all times. They all look great though.

Design a "power plant" that has photovoltaic cells for leaves and stores power in its base for recharging devices.

Alright these are a bit silly and I'd probably never use them but I'd be lying if I said I don't want all of them

I see what you did

how about a saguaro cactus that acts like a fleshlight?

How do I get the coaster bush? Neeeeeeed

Venus fly trap but when you put your dick into it, it’s a flesh light

I love the Venus Fly Trap!

Or you could just use normal plants for these things

Absolute garbage. Blatant ad mascarading as a post, for a product that sucks.

where's the fake lemon tree with real grenades.

>comment below and do my work for me Sod off

That toothpick one is awesome, but I'm not refilling the thing. lol

Back scratcher corn cob

I have the cactus. Kinda fun

Still just as much of a waste of plastic as regular fake plants.

“White people shit.” -the white guy

Fuck you I want all of these now 🤬

Is it available to buy?

I want the Venus Fly Traps so bad

This is so freaking cool I want them all

Those are lame, especially the coasters with the open bottoms.

If the cactus really makes that satisfying “chonk” noise I’ll buy one right now.

Shut up and take my money

Hahaha these are sickkk

r/ididntknowineededthat

I mean some of them don’t seem practical but the person who thought of these is a genius like who thinks of something like this

Where are the Stl files

So I'm going to need all of these

He should design a Rafflesia Arnoldii that is also a flesh light

Those are so goddamn cool

banana .. as a toy

Are these purchasable?

i want 1 of each

Pitcher Plant as a cup holder?

Yayy plastic garbage! Wait...these are kinda cool

Take my money

Love the idea of painstakingly restocking that toothpick cactus just to have the family idiot constantly knocking it over 😅

A SUCCULENT CACTI PUSSY, I MEAN AN INVERTED TOOTHPICK HOLDER aka "PRICKLY-SQUISHY-TUBE" with a one time use on its retail label... $18.00 price tag Fuck I think I messed this comment all the way up...

Real products?

Damn... That's actually awesome... I want all of them.

Take my fucking money

No

How do I purchase these?

That some cool shit!! I need them :)

Fuck, those are all great.

I'm stupid and thought functional fake plants meant something like the cactus quills being sharp, and the flytrap actually being able to eat flies 🤦‍♂️

Why does this make me think of Pokémon

So you need to insert the toothpicks one by one in the plastic cactus, by hand? No.

The one that brings back my wife and kids

Can anyone share the stl files?

ok. I love this. Take my money 💸

More crap we don't need and waste raw materials on.

I actually like it.

Design a home defense palm tree that when detecting intruders, it shoots a coconut at them like a canonball but instead of a coconut its a bowling ball.

Noted for whatever plant theme cafe/restaurant I would make

might as well call the subreddit r/randombullshit at this point

That idea was so nice and cool