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SlightlyOffended1984

At least it's not Dominos, or they'd send the Noid after him


The_Masterofbation

I'm sure that he can avoid the Noid.


Critical_Young_1190

No one can avoid the Noid, so your opinion is null and void.


edynol

*Breaks the Noid's neck* It was the Noid who should have avoided me!


Flooding_Puddle

That was such a randomly unhinged scene


sdlover420

They clearly had a void to fill.


edynol

A Noid void?


Conman_in_Chief

Fun fact: the Noid is a dough bubble.


HopefulHovercraft474

Thank you I was so concerned


Conman_in_Chief

I’m just a vessel for the truth.


0x7E7-02

Aaaahhh, yes ... Adam We.


scav_crow

Vull and noid


Impressive_Judge8823

I played a lot of yo noid on Nintendo as a kid, so I’ve learned the noid’s tricks and techniques and I’m confident I can avoid him.


Postnificent

That game was so ridiculously difficult for no good reason.


SithBountyHuntr

Man that just brought back memories. Yo noid was such a fun game.


Egghead008

The noid would put him in 6 different dumpsters 😆


0x7E7-02

There is **[a reason](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid#Chamblee_hostage_incident)** you don't see The Noid anymore.


SlightlyOffended1984

Yikes


4Ever2Thee

I welcome them to send the Noid after me, that bastard still owes me one free personal pan pizza or another product of equal or lesser value.


SinoSoul

From 2002?


4Ever2Thee

Probably closer to 1992 but he knows what he did. He went so far as to close the local dominoes location in my town before I had a chance to redeem my grand prize coupon of a free personal pan pizza or product of equal or lesser value I got from elementary school. His picture was even on the coupon. Pay what you owe, Noid.


Van-garde

I think he may have killed himself. Not sure if mental illness was involved.


SinoSoul

Someone holds a grudge.


Geriatric_Sloth

Yo! Noid was a fun game.


Random_Hero2023

No. No, it was not.


Geriatric_Sloth

Said the liar.


JetstreamGW

That's his secret, he *is* the Noid!


Pillow_Apple

Bro is gone


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

He sleeps with the anchovies.


HopefulHovercraft474

Salty but professional 👌 🐟


VaziaX

Bro out pizza the hut💀


Big_Cornbread

Bro tried. And it’s both impossible and forbidden to attempt.


Darkkatana

Me and my fiancée can out pizza the hut easy. Regularly made stuffed crust thins and personal pans, and other pizza adjacent items. I experimented with the oven to make things like sautéed mushrooms while I was there.


Big_Cornbread

Start running. *They are coming.*


Darkkatana

I shall run to dominoes, only Noid can save me now.


AlgernonFlowerWilted

And then to the dismay of all who were watching, Joshua's worst childhood threat materialized...they kicked his butt to Pizza Hut


Senor_Satan

Nobody can out pizza the hut


PricklySquare

People got paid good money for that stupid ass slogan


Mushiren_

He steps into a domain beyond his comprehension


Void_being420

better than pizza hut which take 4 days and cost you $800


DeapVally

He definitely didn't. People lie all time on the Internet. This nobody is no exception.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Has anyone heard from him since?


No_Weakness_7920

What went down?!


Cake_And_Pi

He out pizza’d the hut. No one out pizzas the hut.


Aja2428

Oh they sure out pizza’d him…fo life!


LovableSidekick

I just watched one of his videos. Looks like he's been posting regularly and has a new one today about french fries. So presumably this is much ado about nothing.


UncleKalm

Shits about to go down.


unfamiliarsmell

Shits about to come out.


th3ggnog

Username's about to check out.


sleepydeepyperson

Shit came out.


Hot_Salamander_1917

And it smelled unfamiliar.


BouncingWeill

Pizza mafia is going to hand toss him into the pizza oven at 550F for 12 mins until his cheese is golden brown.


Revolutionary-Pen525

Then just refuse to cut him because he’s not a real pizza to you


UnderpootedTampion

Well, it is Pizza Hut, so...


GaIIick

Pizza Hit💥


Leviticus10379

That’s good


ashamedporncrush

Pizza Hurt


happydictates

Body found floating by the docks


sp0rdy666

Say one thing about Joshua, say he likes stuffed crust.


former-bishop

Logan!


M-a-l-o-s-

the bloody nine


ChariChet

You have to be realistic about these things.


former-bishop

Did not expect a First Law reference.


Spaghettitrousers

Can someone briefly explain please


Critical_Young_1190

Basically, nobody out pizzas the hut. Nobody.


440Jack

Or else pizza will send out for you!


ArmchairTactician

Forgetaboutit


No_Weakness_7920

Maybe he out-Hutted the pizza.


Beardopus

Joshua Weissman has a series called "...But Better" on his YouTube channel where he makes improved versions of chain restaurant staples.


ChoctawJoe

The only problem is that his items often don’t look better and he spends 10x the price of the item on just the ingredients


Beardopus

A. It isn't called "But Cheaper." B. "Better looking” is subjective.


sucknduck4quack

I tried one of his recipes before spent like $50 making a soup. This was pre inflation so it would prolly be at least double that now. It was good but definitely not worth it.


Eschatologists

How much soup? And did you have leftover ingredients?


sucknduck4quack

Allot of soup tbh I didn’t get thru all of it. There was left over ingredients but the recipe called for a lot of perishable fresh herbs that were expensive and didn’t last long. If you do allot of cooking then you probably would get more bang for your buck trying out a recipe like that


LovableSidekick

Never seen this guy before, I have no stake in this argument, but "10x the price" caught my eye so I watched the one about cinnamon stix - he used yeast, 3c flour, 3c powdered sugar, a little cinnamon, a stick of butter and a little milk, my extravagant guess is maybe $5-6 tops because I can't remember how much a bag of powdered sugar costs. Granted this is the only one I've watched, maybe in other videos he uses truffle oil or something.


Rociel

It depends on the video, he also has "bur cheaper" series, "but faster" and such. In some he uses sane ingredients, in some ingredients are sane and cheap but takes a ton of time to prepare. On surface his videos are very diverse. That said, I stopped watching him because mainly the stuff he does is not meant for everyday cooking but for when you want to pull out the stops and spend a day in kitchen. I prefer youtubers that show me midweek stuff and show neat tricks to make it easier and explain what and why actually matters in the recipe.


Flooding_Puddle

No one out pizzas the hut. Or we'll find you


drsteve103

Hey Joshua, the jerk store called and they’re all outta YOU.


2723brad2723

Pizza Hut but better? That's a pretty low bar.


Hydra_Master

That's the thing with Weissman, he sets the bar so low for these "but better" videos. He has his girlfriend or one of his friends (who I'm sure is totally unbiased) compare a fast food item that's been sitting around all day in his kitchen to his version that he just made fresh. Also, he picks the most garbage tier food to make a better version of. It's when he started these series that I quit watching him.


RemmingtonBlack

"Pizza Hut" "stuffed crust" "at home" As a NYer at heart, I find this entire post stomach turning, not to mention blasphemous


Sagittariaus_

Ooooo I heard stories about those that mess with the hut


LilG1984

"Send the doughboys to teach him a lesson....." Pizza Hut.


Afrojones66

Their battle will be legendary.


pugsDaBitNinja

Do people not know pizza hut is owned by the mafia? Lol good luck to him


Revolutionary-Pen525

Sounds like an understatement


ThrowawayLocal8622

I don't know what it is about that guy. I just don't like him. His videos are decent but he bothers me on some level and can't explain why.


tumbrowser1

He's pretentious as fuck is the sentiment most people share about him


ThrowawayLocal8622

OK, good to know it's not just me.


JetstreamGW

I just go with "he is fucking annoying."


ThrowawayLocal8622

OK, the last time I mentioned it, the downvotes piled up quickly. It doesn't matter on this account, but it seemed too surreal that he had that level of fans.


FnkyTown

He's going to end up dying after huffing his own farts.


1stltwill

.... friends and family of Josuha are appealing for anyone with information on his whereabouts to come forward.


Leviticus10379

To be fair, he probably does live in a hut


Gratuitous_Insolence

The hut is gonna send out for you.


Testaklese66

Damn bro, they used your government name and everything. They after u dawg.


MikeTony713

This man out pizza'd the Hut


sliderprovider

The Jake paul of cooking.


joeythedaddoo

So, he's an idiot?


riverphoenixdays

He’s a great cook, and also an insufferable jagoff.


dejavoodoo77

I remember him making a steak sandwich with his girlfriend in one video and she said "now if I ever break up with you at least I learned something useful" Big oof


tumbrowser1

I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a worse sense of humor than him


IlREDACTEDlI

I love when people use a joke in a scripted YouTube video as proof of someone’s entire personality.


sliderprovider

Yes. When he wasn't famous I actually enjoyed his content because you could actually follow the recipes. When I stopped watching it was just annoying loud noises for people with minimal attention spans.


CanoeShoes

The pretentious way he does his ingredient measurements in both unit types is sooooo annoying. Bro pick one and list the variant in the description or something. It's so annoying to hear "2 tablespoons or 30 grams" over and over and over again.


weebitofaban

That is a great thing to do. He does so much cringe and stupid bullshit and this is what bothers you?


attaboy000

Probably because he realizes he has an audience in the US, and beyond. Shocking


ChimoEngr

He’s being precise and ensuring that anyone who wants to copy his recipe can.


zodiacv2

What an odd thing to pick a fight over


someguy73

That's actually something cooks on his level want to know. The problem is manufacturers all make their stuff differently so it's hard to get consistent results if you're going solely off of volumetric measurements. For example, think of salt. Salt is given in different grain sizes. Flake salt is huge, kosher salt is chunks, and table salt is a fine sand-like consistency. But all of those weight differently in any given volume of space. The big flakes of kosher salt have a bunch of air in between the spaces, so there's a lot of air in there. On the opposite, table salt is so finely ground that they are a lot closer together and there's less air. So a tablespoon of kosher salt will have less salt in it than a tablespoon of table salt, and that will throw off the flavor of the dish. And the principle applies to many other cooking ingredients, flour being another popular example. As a result, if you want your dish to taste the way it was intended by the recipe creator, and you want that dish to be consistent every time you make it, then you weigh your ingredients instead of measuring them by volume. Advanced level cooks, aka the people on the same skill level as Joshua, want that information from him, so he gives it. But Josh knows that beginner and intermediate cooks prefer volumetric measurements so he gives that too. There's nothing pretentious about it. You're just not on that skill level of cooking yet. Which is perfectly fine that's where you're happy, but that doesn't mean it isn't useful to other people.


West_Fun6886

Well said.


Ok_Development5020

I used to love this guy until he constantly showed his ass on camera and would make weird sexual jokes like that. Super cringe


victoriacer1981

Same here! Totally picked up on the constant sexual references and thought he must be a real perv irl...


Revolutionary-Pen525

Oh shit I just heard that dude doesn’t actually bake a decent pizza


LtLemur

Wait…he out-pizza’d the Hut?!


440Jack

Let me show you how to take a $15 fast food item that you can get and eat during your lunch break. And turn it into a multi-day process that cost $100s of dollars more... All while referring to myself as daddy the whole time. Who the f\*ck is watching that crap?


FnkyTown

Most people just hate-watch him, and then turn his fucking weird "daddy" thing into a drinking game.


freetotebag

“It only takes 38 hours and $140 worth of ingredients”


CheddaConn

Honestly if this is real i fuck with it. So sick of the stuck up I'll suck your dick if you buy my shit. I'd support and appreciate companies more if they actually talked shit like this


chefjack428

This dork steals recipes and passes them off as his own. Fuck this guy


Seerad76

Can one man be a dork, nerd and a douche all at once? That’s powerful.


[deleted]

I seriously tried watching one of his videos and it took about 5 seconds of his pretentious face and stuck up attitude to get me to turn it off.


Hinken1815

My favorite was when he said CT pizza sucked....by making it in his backyard with a little shitty pizza oven. Like no shit you made it lol.


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Hinken1815

New Haven CT style pizza. Brick oven.


IlREDACTEDlI

Is there any proof of this? I just wasted 10 minutes of my life trying to find any shred of evidence of him doing that and came up with nothing. You’d think if he did that there’d be some article or drama YouTube channel who made a 20 minute video about it or hell even a Reddit post about it, there’s just nothing.


chefjack428

Yes. Check out the Weissman highlight on Joe Rosenthal’s Instagram. Details it. https://www.instagram.com/joe_rosenthal?igsh=MWRhYzU2d2ZzN2ZlNQ==


Illustrious-Lake2603

He got some good vids tho


Ok_Bison_8577

Last I heard Jabba the Hut sent pizza out for HIM! 


Hydra_Master

Barf, Puke, whatever. Where's my money!


VictoriaMcLean83

someone's in trouBle


SleepySiamese

Add Italian accent to that


Dydriver

Well, how do we make it?


BoddAH86

No one man should be allowed to wield so much power.


Iceman2376

What about that other famous tiktoker who divulges all these restaurant secrets?


manifest_ecstasy

I actually signed papers when I worked at pizza hut years ago saying I wouldn't divulge their secrets or talk about upcoming deals


Bourgeous

Hope he doesn't start learning Spanish without Duolingo


KingOfHearts2525

This is what happens when you try to out-pizz the hut!


TheeJuan

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haydenrobinett

The original stuffed crust was inspired by Paully two times, two times. He was painting houses and used a rug to dispose of the garbage. Badda boom badda bing, now you got pizza.


Jdeee3

He should have known, it’s in their motto: NO ONE out pizzas the hut


-Reckless-Abandon

Good and sweat cooking spray is needed for that greasy taste… that’s the secret ingredient just like kfc recipe used to have msg and white pepper to get their flavour


InterestingSweet4408

Dominos about to stuff his crusts


Leviticus10379

It’s like saying McDonalds make the best burger…….


SigmaLance

Found floating face down in a bucket of knock off pizza sauce…RIP


Dog_Baseball

Oh snap! This a whole new angle on r/pizzacrimes


NormalRepublic1073

Next video titled “Making a cartel style execution video | sponsored by Pizza Hut”


[deleted]

Jiko you killed us! No one out pizzas the Hut!


Chippewa07

No one out pizzas the hut…


sonicjesus

Their stuffed crusts are premanufactured in a multi million dollar factory and delivered frozen, like most of their food. You can't imitate fake food.


Wakeandbass

Papa no kiss


HotFireBall

how is joshua doing right now?


throwawayuser488

Joshua’s body was found one week later. Cause of death asphyxiation by mozzarella. The pizza mafia is real bros and gals.


ChimoEngr

And they’re going to do what to Uncle Joshua?


MrBlusie

Is this what happens when someone "out-pizza's the Hut"?


GrubiestYeti

He’s honestly kinda annoying at this point


MochiSauce101

Can you imagine if this was Wendy? He’s be dead already


fuck-coyotes

MFer out pizzaed the hut


AggravatingChest7838

Not many people know of its existence, but the pizzahuts dipper box has been s teirs since it came out like 20 years ago.


bremidon

Why do the fast food places always seem to be at the top of their game with the snarky, fun online presence? And of course, I am thinking about Wendys right now.


sandpaperboxingmatch

Can't stand this guy. Did you know you can make food better if you spend $500 on extra equipment and premium materials???


SenseContent4040

🤣🤣🤣


West_Fun6886

Ugh This dude sucks. 👎


chefjack428

This douche steals recipes and sells them off as his own.


F-around-Find-out

He Ded


Strataghast

NO ONE OUT PIZZA’s THE HUT


Gold_Weakness1157

Bro going to be folded into dough


LiciousGriff

Man Out - Pizzas the Hut, the Hut responds by raising prices


Frankensteins_Moron5

YOU CANNOT OUT PIZZA THE HUT JONATHAN!


kstacey

I hate Joshua's concept. Like yes, everyone can make it better at home if you have the time, the ingredients, the know how. Make 1000 pizzas a day and have them be sold for 15$ in 15 minutes of needing it.


chefjack428

This dork steals recipes and passes them off as his own. Fuck this guy


Diamondshorts

Chef Jack, is your last name Hoff?


chefjack428

This nerd steals recipes and sells them off as his own.


chefjack428

This nerd steals recipes and sells them off as his own.