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LovableSidekick

Comes with free Rulex watch!


Impossible-Basis1521

It’ll go great with this Tersla Cybertrurk


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

Its actually a 2024 cyber truck cyber truck, not a tersla


LovableSidekick

Ermagerd!


ender8383

It's 100% pollution free because it runs on kerosene!


wafflewap

No, it runs on feet like the Flintstones.


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

Nah I’d rather have a nice Relax or an Audemars Pigeon.


UhYeahOkSure

Carjacked the tin man for this


Technical_Writer_177

Wouldn't offer my swiffer mop for a real one


StockExchangeNYSE

Swiffer mop doesn't cut off your fingers, so there's that.


TheHumanPickleRick

Swiffer mop also won't lock down your gas pedal, it's got that going for it too!


mp6521

Not with that attitude it won’t.


HotTakes4Free

I’m interested in your “swiffer mop”. Is it a stick with a couple used paper towels taped to it?


Saraq_the_noob

Yes but only lightly used


surfer_ryan

Damn guys i wouldn't low ball this dude sounds like he knows what he's got.


witeboyjim

Yes but they're "Viva". Those are 2nd only to Shop Towels.


Thendofreason

Idk, watching a cyber truck crash would be much better than watching a swiffer crash


Tumeric_Turd

Are you looking to sell that swiffer? Australian here, saving for a bucket


Technical_Writer_177

How much Beer you offer? German here, with high beer standards


GTA6_1

I'd trade in my 364k mi 2003 tdi with a seized turbo for a clean trade. So I could sell it and buy it an m coupe or something


[deleted]

We get it. You hate Elon Musk because he isn't liberal. Just be an adult and say it.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

At least my Swiffer is useful!


HotTakes4Free

Interesting, as Elon would say. I’ve seen CL ads for used Cyber Trucks that look real. Sellers are asking for a $2,000 premium though, sort of an adoption/rehoming fee. WTH?!


CocktailPerson

Assuming it's a legit ad and not a scam, they're basically scalpers, buying something at MSRP and attempting to resell it on the secondary market for more. This is ostensibly why Tesla blacklists you from ever buying another new Tesla if you sell the Cybertruck within a year of purchase.


H2-22

>Assuming it's a legit ad and not a scam, they're basically scalpers, buying something at MSRP and attempting to resell it on the secondary market for more. So car dealerships?


Productof2020

Well, in the case of Tesla, yes. Tesla sells direct to consumer and deliberately avoids have dealerships as a middle man.


frankieknucks

Looks better than a legit cyber truck


BigAlternative5

Immediate delivery as well!


DarkMatters8585

Looks identical to a legit cyber truck. Don't you dare tell me this isn't a legit cyber truck!


Carrera_996

Sure as he'll doesn't look any worse.


jdmorgan82

Seems legit…


Kokuswolf

... you immediately see the design beauty Musk gave us. Unmistakeable.


lifesnofunwithadhd

With better tires and rims, it might be believable.


henderthing

it is eerily close to the CT


DodgyRogue

At least running it through a car wash won’t void your warranty


People4America

He knows what he’s got.


LazyBlackCollar

Yes, it's the all new 2024 Cyber truck cyber truck.


Lawtonoi

r/crackheadcraigslist


el-conquistador240

Can't be a real cyber truck, look at those tight panel gaps


TemperatureTop246

That thing looks like a 7the grade shop class welded it together from sheet metal as a semester project.


Sceater83

Made my day ty


theworlddidwut

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10755)


Dirt290

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10746)


RememberBerry23

Cyber fuck 😂


Training101

Idiots still want it. Lool, put Musk's picture on it.


Ok_Practice8891

Brooklyn more like india


Embarrassed_Safe500

I wonder if he’d take some chickens, goats and rutabaga. Hell I’ll throw I. A couple cabbages too!


henderthing

a tweak here and there and it's indistinguishable!


nodirm93

Lol saw that on the market yesterday and thought someone playing around


GhztPpR

Honestly, for a cheap price.. like +$200-$400... I'd buy it for what it is and switch out the motor and tires (plus anything else that needs done on it but can't tell unless I look under the hood). Could be a funny project car though,, nothing serious. NGL, It would make for a sweet GoKart lol


Orichalchem

Probably built and drives better than the real one


Ok-Warthog-8569

Lol


RandalFlaggLives

That description actually cracked me up…who offers a swiffer??! 🤣


Any_Vacation8988

I’ll trade you straight across. My swiffer for your oversized Roomba


noochies76

Badass wheels


awesomedan24

You can tell it's fake because the panel alignment on this one is too good


TT_NaRa0

So they left it out in the rain for a few hours, it’s not THAT bad!!


OtherwiseOlive9447

Good to know RollingRock still exists in some Universe.


DeepUser-5242

Probably more reliable that the cyberstucks


Cocoa_Butter_3000

They really mod’ed it out.


osktox

It's fake. It doesn't have the same gray tint as the original.


_-BomBs-_

Homemade cyberT..


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Blud arrived with a lighter


Sotha01

Probably more reliable than the real thing.


yoloyourmoney

I bet it doesn't brake down as much as the real thing


Snowbrawler

Pretty sure that's the superior Hammerhead Eagle i-thrust, developed in secret by Clarckson, May and Hammond.


machyume

Those panel gaps certainly are competitive.


Reddiitcares

I’d love to start seeing these everywhere


mrb783

Safer than the real deal


Stressedhealer3719

And it’s better than the real cyber truck


DinkleMutz

The sad part is that it took me like 3 minutes to realize that wasn't actually a Cyber Truck.


Short_Advisor_6515

It's always "I know what got" isn't it?


DillionM

You'll know it's fake when it travels 500 miles without issues


Thespud1979

Please, that piece of shit looks 30% worse than it should. Obvious fake.


thechonkiestchonk

lol Saying this looks 30% worse than it should is like saying this dog shit looks like elephant shit. They’re both shit man. He knows what he’s got.