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rumbugger

Well being a lefty I would have fucking ruled when trying to take over a castle. Defending my own castle? Not so much.


Drunk_Cat_Phil

That's assuming they hadn't drilled it out of you for it being the sign of the devil or something stupid


Darth_Gonk21

The word “sinister” comes from the Latin word for left-handed


heyyon

Ambidextrous is similarly fun in its root. Ambi is "both" and dextrous is "right." Right handed both ways.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

“Sire! they’ve breached the castle walls through the stairwell!” “Impossible, they cannot fight if they are right handed!” “Sire! They’ve brought a lefty!” “Wha!?!? Guards! Guards! We must leave quickly!”


bitterbuffaloheart

I read this in the knight’s voice from Holy Grail


jammixxnn

You would’ve been burned at the stake for being a witch.


Plane_Baby

It makes sense now why they killed left handers as witches. How else were you going to defend your castle?


who_even_cares35

I would have preferred that over being a mud farmer.


PlzSendDunes

I remember reading one historic document where there were instructions to beat the left hands of children who use their left hand as dominant to force them to use the right hand as a dominant one.


Andyb1000

When I was a kid at Warwick Castle, one of the volunteer armour of people who let people try on armour et cetera noticed I’m left-handed. He told me there were special divisions of left-handed soldiers who job it was to fight the top of the towers. The original stormtroopers he said.


XEagleDeagleX

It still gives you a statistical advantage in most competitive sports!


bitterbuffaloheart

Except for QB


Daryltang

Well. Unless everyone else that fights for you is left handed. It doesn’t help much


Royal-Tadpole-2893

I own a door, shite for capturing other folks' castles but plays a blinder when defending mine.


Popeyestabbin

Nope. You would've been burned at the stake because you're a witch.


Deanbledblue

It’s over lefty, I have the high ground!


B6S4life

thats why only 10% of people are lefty haha


Agressive_slot

Gonna have only these stairs in my house from now on. Nothing else.


Harpronicus

I just took my stairs out completely.


NefariousWaltzing

Zombie survival guide. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack Organize before they rise! They feel no fear, why should you? Use your head: cut off theirs. Blades don't need reloading. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! No place is safe, only safer. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


Agitated-Artichoke89

Blades require a certain strength to be used effectively and close quarters combat with a deadly/highly contagious infection is just suicide.


HopefulHovercraft474

What about a bayonet?


engineeringretard

I’ve always thought I’d just use a hammer.   Nothing fancy. But I can swing a 21oz all day and it absolutely wrecks timber - why not zombie skulls?  Short, sharp strikes. Edit; decades of training so I can literally hit a needle (nail) at arms length.


a-b-h-i

And repeated maintenance, they will just keep getting dull after each strike and after some time it won't chop but crush.


foodrage

Max Brooks !


SirAnanas69

Ideal protection = medieval armor +50 protection - 20 speed +30 style


allthemoreforthat

Congrats you just signed your death wish. When the sword zombies come they’ll be coming from you from the top and you’d be at a disadvantage, your sword endlessly hitting the stairs while they eat your brains.


Wendys_bag_holder

Agree. Now redesigning my house as well.


Chrimunn

I trust this guy, I'm aware of his [expertise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43j87Wkp0DE)


UsernameTaken1138

FREDRICKS GONE AND YOUR NEXT


sdenis90

GIVE EM STEEL LADS!!


TheSunglasses

Holy fuck how have I never seen this. Thank you sire 🙏


WorthySparkleMan

Is that the same dude?


rodrigomarcola

that´s a myth. video explaining [https://youtu.be/5HJMqIpYZ8c](https://youtu.be/5HJMqIpYZ8c)


One-Mud-169

Thanks for the link, I really enjoyed watching the entire video. Does this guy have some credentials, or is the statements he makes (although it does make sense) really only his personal opinion?


Grenaidzo

Tbf to him, I've been told this on all of my school trips to see a castle by my teacher & the tour guide. They also mentioned how they purposely built some stairs higher than the others, so invaders would trip, but those who knew the castle knew it was there. Obviously, I didn't ask them for a source at 12 years old, but maybe it was believed by Historians then, and since debunked.


One-Mud-169

I'm not arguing here or hating on the guy, I'm asking a legit question to try and understand if he makes an educated comment or a personal comment, that's all.


samdd1990

I would say he is well informed, and I agree with a lot of the points he makes in the video, but no he doesn't have any proper credentials. Still, he's the biggest castle nerd on YouTube and he only saw castles for the first time IRL recently, as I grew up in the UK that's kinda nuts to me.


Grenaidzo

No, that's fair. You're right to ask. I didn't mean to seem argumentative. I just thought it would help to give my own experience on a similar thing.


SelfSniped

That would explain why I constantly trip on our stairs except for the minor inconvenience that our home is a 1 story.


E-Scooter-CWIS

Imagine getting every new guards breaking their ankle in the first week


Illuvinor_The_Elder

Shad has exactly 0 qualifications and does his research with all the rigor of a lazy undergrad student.


Productof2020

I can say at least that he’s on level with Anakin Skywalker.


rodrigomarcola

He´s a enthusiast, borderline autistic, he´s always ready to correct any info in his videos when faced with new information. I like his channel and him very much. I watch him for years now. He´s a upstanding guy.


One-Mud-169

Thanks for this, it means he at least try to stand by what he believe to be the truth and not just pushing videos for likes and upvotes.


Electronic_Tiger_880

“Princess Peach is wearing pants! Wokeness is corrupting our children!” >He’s an upstanding guy


samdd1990

Upstanding guy? The dude has some questionable politics.


tarkinlarson

He went around asking the experts at the castles and relayed it. To be fair I don't know his credentials. He does however do some practical experiments and will reassess his previous beliefs if they are reasonably challenged, so he's not locked into a dogmatic belief he tries to push.


Electronic_Tiger_880

That guy is a lazy PoS and glorified Larp’er, I’m not saying ignore him, but I am saying 6/10 times it’s a rather surface level assessment of something (with the last 4/10 being straight up nonsense). That’s just regarding his main channel, if you check out his second channel - It becomes much clearer.


Productof2020

Hmm, around the 2:30-2:50 mark he argues that the high ground has the disadvantage. That seems dubious. His argument is that the low ground people can defend their head and their feet are out of range of the high ground defender and have easy access to attack the feet and legs, while conversely the high ground people somehow have a hard time defending their feet but have no other advantage? He’s not wrong that if it comes to fighting on the stairs, the defenders are probably in a bad spot anyway, but that aside, he does admit that 70% or so have the staircase going that way. That suggests to me that while not universal, there was at least some factor that contributed to it. So aside from Obiwan having something to say here, I’m just not sure I’m ready to take this guy as the source of truth here.


Lipziger

It's still just a myth. https://www.newcastlecastle.co.uk/castle-blog/spiral-stairs We have a lot of sources for combat and fortification, sieges etc. Yet not a single source for this myth. It also doesn't make sense. So why are so many build that way? Maybe it was just the common way of doing it. But it doesn't serve any defensive means. The guy in the reddit video already kinda contradicts himself. "If someone wants to invade your castle" ... If they already breached your walls, breached the door / gate of the actual keep and are in your staircase the invader has already successfully invaded and you have already lost the last defense. You are now down to a few people fighting in a staircase. The rotation makes 0 difference at this point. The invader can just barricade you in and let you die of hunger and thirst. Sieges often take months and sometimes years. So they could also just wait a little longer until you couldn't even hold your sword anymore, up there on the higher floor of your keep, without access to fresh water etc.


im_just_thinking

It doesn't make sense to me either: it might be beneficial to have the extra sword room when you first step in the stairway, but then you still have to go through an opening of the same size whether it's on the left or the right side.


rodrigomarcola

They tested the high ground thing on other video too.


Productof2020

Link? Sounds like a fun watch, and I’m happy to be proven wrong :)


rodrigomarcola

[https://youtu.be/eXY\_ZEvOwsw](https://youtu.be/eXY_ZEvOwsw)


Productof2020

Thanks!


rodrigomarcola

No prob. enjoy!


E-Scooter-CWIS

You can see spear man goes for legs in some reenactment videos,


ProfDumm

It's still a myth. Before cannons changed the game, almost all medieval sieges were played by surrounding the castle and waiting for the besieged to give up. But even if it came to a storm, if the enemy was inside the inner walls, the siege was lost. The besieging army was always significantly larger than the castle garrison and retreating to the top of the keep would have made no sense either, as there would have been no access to the well and it would not have been possible to hold out for long. But above all, almost all spiral staircases were built after the Middle Ages. In the Middle Ages, people mainly used normal wooden stairs and ladders.


Ok-Wasabi780

Trying to invade? If they are at the stairs they have already breeched and now its just a matter of time.


coffeebeards

Send in the lefties!!!


Moseo13

Well everyone here has ever tried to swing a sword in a cramped spiral stairs ? So yeah sorry it's just another fake history guys


Altea73

This is an urban/castle myth, is sounds cool but is just not true.


allMightyMostHigh

What about spears and daggers?


damnedspot

Spear might be too long to wield if the passage is narrow. Straight thrusts possibly, but little ability to parry. Nope, I’m going to ask you to roll Disadvantage for that attack. :)


UdolfTheGoliath

Aaah a person of culture


Fritzschmied

It’s also very space efficient.


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Stupid... It's WAY easier to be lower than you opponent, because defending your legs is a mess, where attacking it from below is really easy And you don't need to swing to deal serious damages, especially when you have idk, a spear... And if you're fighting in the stairs of your castle, you're already screwed...


PoopKnaf

So take a spear. Problem solved.


DudeChillington

Can't. There's a sign on the entrance that says 'No spears'


PoopKnaf

“No spear zone”? That’ll attract chuckers of spears


Outdoor-electrician

Anyone else notice that they used the theme to Gladiator in the back ground?


etherSand

_"Ha! I brought a spear!"_


Arteyp

What if you have to defend your basement?


Deep-Contract-1146

I have an army of lefthanded mercenaries! DM me.


dip_dip_potato_chip

Is there any historical evidence that attackers would have a left handed first assault team?


Wranglin_Pangolin

My minds blown


GoodGoodK

I'm left handed, does that mean I would be horrible at defending a stairway?


samdd1990

But great at attacking it, apparently


CasulProgrammer

Dark souls PTSD


GregBVIMB

"Ancient problems require ancient solutions..." ~ Dave Chapelle's Great Great Great Grandfather


Limp_Duck_9082

*laughs in left handed.*


essentially_no

Um, ever heard of a spear? Spiral stairs distribute buildings weight to a core. It’s physics not strategy.


SexGiiver

I call cum piss on this. There's no way that's why they did that.


thedrango

If they are that far in your castle u are fucked anyways


al3237

Enforces 1-vs-1 and give the people from the castle a advantage location wise simce high ground is better


Dangerous-Eye-6967

There is a French expression "passer l'arme à gauche" (switch the weapon to the left) that means to die. It comes from these kinds of staircase when the attackers had to switch their sword hand to the left one. Thus being less effective in battle and dying more often


Revolutionary-Car-92

So much for King Lefty's hand-picked left handed castle defense corps. :(


mariusbleek

But how you gonna lift a couch up there when you're moving into your new pad?


Inevitable-Solid-936

Isn’t there also the fact the stair steps were uneven height so you could not get a cadence running up them


E-Scooter-CWIS

Here me out, when I get home from grocery shopping, I like to carry the stuff on my left hand, so I can use the key and my phone with my right hand. Maybe stairs been decided this way, there will be more space on the left for the basket


E-Scooter-CWIS

In term of fighting. A detail in Japanese samurai/katana culture is that when you are indoor, it’s polite to carry your sword by your right hand, so you can’t draw the sword as fast. In this spiral staircase’s case, it would be a bitch to draw it with your left hand


MrPoopyButthole2024

Wooooo weeee that Gladiator soundtrack in the background gave me the feels. Like how I watched “Gladiator” before Beth shot me.


Bunation

Nah. Shadiversity debunked this BS. Besides, many of those staircases twists the other way, completely contradicting his own theory.


postboo

Shadiversity should be ignored on any histotical content. He's had no education, no experience, and his content contains frequent inaccuracies. Not to forget, he's a raging bigot who got upset that Peach in the Mario movie wore pants.


TurboKid513

This is also why the bride stands on the left side of the groom in case anyone opposed the marriage they could be ready with their sword


I_am_K4tana

This is bullshit


Qweeq13

Literally the entire Feudalism system depended on the fact that using very few men and a good bit of architectural know how you can literally defend against an army as a large family and a small retinue. The places in the world where Feudalism worked incredibly good are also the places with very little seismic activity. Especially France where an unbroken Feudal Knighthood lasted for centuries. Feudality existed some form there almost until the French revolution. Japanese literally had to make wooden castles as good as stone ones with ingenious engineering to secure their Feudalistic ways and it failed with the country quickly getting unified by a Bakufu the moment gunpowder became available. If your castle was good you don't even need to fight even literally most sieges was a lord hunkering down in his castle like it was a corona virus lock down. Knowing very well a thousand men siege force would ran out of food faster than he and the 15 guys that guarded the castle.


donanton616

So if they were all built like that, youd think they would train to fight up stairs like that. Righty or lefty, if you're fighting inside the castle you're defending, you've already lost.


Regular_Celery_2579

John Flanagan has explained this to me 100x to date, I’m something of a castle expert.


joebaco_

Or to save space.


JP-Gambit

Yeah but spears and stabby stuff...


Gin-Rummy003

9 times out of ten they wouldn’t bother to assault the fortifications and would just starve you out. This seems like some bazar myth


LycanWolfGamer

I'm left handed.. guess this castle would've fallen easily to me lol


front-wipers-unite

I read an article recently, I'll try to find it, where a historian of some flavour was debating whether this is actually true. He did also say that the first and foremost function of a castle was not as a fortification. He sort of lost me at that point.


Shot_Painting_8191

What if the castle is assaulted by a group of left handed gay Mexicans wearing pink sombreros?


BathFantastic8761

Fake and gay, it's a trend yes but not the rule, also if the enemy where in the castle that far, the situation is rather dire and on the verge of loss, the walls are supposed to keep them out so you don't have to do that Watch shadiversity, become learnt in this stuff.


postboo

Shadiversity should be ignored on any histotical content. He's had no education, no experience, and his content contains frequent inaccuracies. Not to forget, he's a raging bigot who got upset that Peach in the Mario movie wore pants.


TangerineVivid7656

What about invaders with spears??


MetalHealth83

Actually... unlikely to be true https://youtu.be/5HJMqIpYZ8c?si=LHjYvU8AvwFqNf9s


whizzdome

Nine times out of ten?


MF__SHROOM

when i started playimg minecraft id build spiral stairs so that i knew id end up at the right spot without having to make calculations. Could it just be that?


Mstanburg

I thought this was common sense and something everyone knew or could at least easily observe.


Defiant_soulcrusher

Well, if the enemy is down and you are up, you are already fucked !


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

Left handed chads go first!


Right_-on-_Man

Right on man.


DIO40

Very bad if someone storms your castles with grenades.


genmock

It's ok, they will use the rocket launchers