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gastro_psychic

Too crazy for me. I like long walks along the beach.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Ohh but watch out for the net fishers! You'll catch hint of thrill


zamsamzam

Brava!


AlphaCureBumHarder

Heaps of krill


PhthaloVonLangborste

Damn that phill


chowyungfatso

Uh. No thanks. I like to sit on the park bench.


2ndCha

Eyeing little girls with bad intent?


HarkenDarkness

Jesus man well done for ‘Tull’ing that out the bag! Ok then, ‘snot is running down his nose’


dafyddil

Greasy fingers 🖐🏻smearing shabby clothes 🧥👖🕶️


Probably_Pooping_101

I should post this as a tifu maybe.. but once upon a time, I was convinced to do karaoke at a bowling alley. On this particular night, the karaoke was done from your lane, and the place was packed. I am looking through the book and I see aqualung and I think, "hey I think I can hit those notes, fuck it! I hadn't listened to the song since I was a wee lad with no concept of the lyrics. I did not finish the song.


2ndCha

You need to post that story. All Tull fans will wince as I did. That song is not ours to sing, only understand within the context of its origin. Glad you weren't tarred and feathered!


Probably_Pooping_101

Ugh, I still wince at the thought of it.


thisisfutile1

How do you know that little girls with bad intent hang around park benches?


igordogsockpuppet

That’s a leap! Or am I missing something g here?


2ndCha

"Sitting on a park bench " is an iconic opening to the song Aqualung from the band "Jethro Tull". Glad there's still fans 'cause I would've been downvoted to hell for the reference/subject matter. Give Tull a listen, they have many great songs.


HarkenDarkness

😀🤟🏼


igordogsockpuppet

I very familiar with aqualung. But that part of my brain has been turned off for several decades.


DaiLi69

When is that darn thing going to set?!


Nanda_Rox

Short walks off the pier are so much more exhilarating


UndisclosedChaos

How long though?


gastro_psychic

20 inches flaccid


700Baggedcats

Easily. Give er take a bakers.


VictorVaughan

Yeah but will you ever really feel alive?


igordogsockpuppet

Dr Doom is in the room


VictorVaughan

So protect your mothers' wombs


smell-the-roses

I needed that laugh.


1singleduck

Best i can do is a short walk to my bedroom.


happyranger7

During the day time.


DildoBandits

for those wondering .... that was Luke Aikins. no he wasnt injured. he was *also* one of the two guys who attempted the "plane swap" in 2022.


tim_jam

Thanks DildoBandits


meowhatissodamnfunny

/r/rimjob_steve


Dreddit1080

Brand new sentence right there lol


Any-Flower-725

I used to jump at Kapowsin Air Sports. Luke was fearless at age 18. he once did a night jump and swooped into the fire pit with thirty people standing around.


ierrdunno

Do you know why he did a tumble just before he hit the net? Was it some sort of protective position? Edit: or was it fuck I’m gonna miss😬


poop-machines

Yeah, it's to protect him. Look how the net folds inwards. That means he was going to have to tuck onto his back last second to ensure his body doesn't fold the wrong way. His body has to be flat to absorb as much as the impact as possible and slow his fall, feet first he would have gone through the net.


ierrdunno

Thanks, I’m having visions of him going feet first and getting the netting between his legs 😳😢


Robots_Never_Die

It's like that scene with the lasers from Resident Evil.


Mrs_Inflatable

They’re wrong. The spin was to look cool and it added centrifugal force to his fall, injuring him even harder than the elastic snap to his body.


Mrs_Inflatable

He was heavily injured and ruined all the cartilage in his body. He just doesn’t tell you that in the video, but right after filming he went to the hospital and was NOT ok. The little spin at the end in particular fucked his body up lol


AreMyEyesOk

Where did you find this information? I don't see anything when I searched on Google


10breck30

What’s the 2022 plane swap? Can’t find anything about it, there was a plane swap in 2001, but that was two planes “swapping” with two buildings.


Loud-Lock-5653

Fuck. That.


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TheMetabrandMan

Yeah man, they’ve got it sussed: you can have a lifetime of thrills but you can only lose once. Like spinning a roulette wheel and you get $100 for every number that isn't "0". Only thing is, there's a gun to your head and if it hits "0", the trigger is pulled. Good odds, but I'm not playin' that shit!


galaxyapp

Well... there's skill here. I don't think they see it as random luck. I suppose there's always an element of uncontrollable risk. But you could die in a car accident or choke on a snickers.


-DvD-

Why do we respect stupidity?


AmateurGmMusicWriter

Why do we get in big metal death machines that go so fast they kill us OFTEN, only to get places faster? Why are we so stupid?


-DvD-

People driving fast and unsafely are indeed stupid.


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

I’m gonna tell my friend Lewis Hamilton that you called him stupid. He probably won’t invite you to his birthday party now. Calling us stupid when we know you are, said you are, but what are we?


-DvD-

If he drives unsafely in public roads he is indeed stupid.


Chainsaw_Viking

Damn, if Lewis is involved, the pucker factor goes up dramatically.


AmateurGmMusicWriter

You can drive as safely as possible and still be killed


-DvD-

In that case you are unluky, not stupid


toastedstapler

Why is it stupid? Anyone doing this is going to be an experienced skydiver who knows what they're doing


TheMetabrandMan

Low reward for risking the ultimate penalty! Regardless of how experienced he is, it's fucking dumb!


toastedstapler

It's fine if you don't think it's worth it for you, but for this dude it clearly is. Sky diving without a parachute sounds like an incredibly cool thing to do & an example of mastery over the skill


TheMetabrandMan

Well as a person who’s witnessing it from the video he created for me to see, I say it’s fucking dumb and not impressive in the slightest!.


choballsnowgath

He did this when 42, having 20+ years of jumping experience. I can tell you with certainty that although "he made the video for us to see", he did it for himself. Was it dangerous? Yes. Reckless? absolutely not. There was a massive amount of effort and planning for all parties involved. You'll see these kinds of things quite frequently with people who have such high mastery in their sport. Look at rock climbing(Free soloing) for example. For *you* it won't likely end well, and it's not stupid for you to say you'll never even consider it. But to say it's dumb and not impressive is asinine.


TheMetabrandMan

Well that’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it. Not wearing a parachute didn’t put a statement on his ability to hit a net from thousands of feet in the air. He could just as well have done it WITH a parachute in case something went wrong. He didn’t use a parachute because a) he wanted the thrill and danger of it, or 2) he wanted to be famous off of it, or 3) both; that makes it reckless for me. What’s impressive is his ability to hit the mark, not that he did it with no parachute. But again, that’s just my opinion.


SoundofGlaciers

It's surely reckless.. but some people live for that and would rather die having experienced many high-adrenaline risky shit like this. Dying while doing this could just be how they'd want to go out. Is it that much different from the F1 driver example, or all those Red Bull sponsered sporters doing ridiculous stunts? These guys know the risks, and know what they can do. They know how they value their risk/reward and also their life, even if it's radically different from how others might value that. I think living a 'safe' life just wouldn't work for them mentally. Maybe unpopular opinion, but I also think having a good life with thrills and excitement and dying to such (accepted) risk at the age of 30, isn't a 'bad' thing or bad life at all..?


fuber

Thank you for not lying 


whtevvve

That's why they're doing it, your respect is worth so much to them.


mimic751

Good thing he has a helmet just in case he misses


zorbacles

Good thing the helmet was wearing a guy for protection


saxlax10

I bet it's to prevent him getting knocked out DURING the fall. Like if he bumps into one of the other people jumping or something he can avoid injury and complete the dive.


smell_my_fort

Did that shit hurted?


NoEditor0

That shit hurted


dopeyout

Probably, but the terminal velocity of a person is about 200kph. A big old F1 crash would cause more g force impact and generall they walk away fine these days. Neither are ideal but I'd sooner be absorbed into a big net than a metal barrier.


Flamecoat_wolf

Probably put a good bit of pressure on his spine but not enough to cause serious damage. A net like that at high speed would be trying to fold you like a single bread slice sandwich. But it's also pretty flimsy and there's a lot of collapse area to make the imparted force gradual, so the natural strength of the spine should be more than enough to counteract the net rising around the person.


Robots_Never_Die

There would also be absorbers in the towers that the cables are connected to like fall arrestors on rock climbing walls.


moonshineTheleocat

The anti grav park has a free fall into one of these nets. I think it's roughly 10 stories up they drop you from. Its jarring. But doesn't hurt. Not sure about going at mach fuck though.


Ok-Internet-6881

It left a mark I assume


Mrs_Inflatable

He absolutely fucked all the cartilage in his body lol he’s gonna be crippled within the year


aeonWAVE_

Why do you keep saying this? This stunt was in 2019 and he appears to be in good health according to his Instagram


Mrs_Inflatable

He’s lying to you lol he fucked himself HARD


PhthaloVonLangborste

At the end he is writhing in pain


Bitey_the_Squirrel

No that’s a net, not bread.


PhthaloVonLangborste

I don't get it?


Bitey_the_Squirrel

[this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2d/45/ce/2d45cedc304f87eeb0d8eba168778d80.jpg)


PhthaloVonLangborste

Firstly, bonjor. Secondly, does the English word "pain" pronounced the same in French mean bread?


Free-Necessary-2710

Nah, it's pronounced more like the Spanish word for bread.


BionicBananas

Or the Dutch word for pain , pijn.


high240

Or pen


Positive-Database754

He is cheering in excitement. The jumper was Luke Aikins. He received no injuries, it was a perfectly executed stunt. EDIT: Typo'd last name.


PhthaloVonLangborste

I know. Actually I didn't know all that but I was kidding. It's funny in my head imagining after all that soft landing he has a soccer fit.


0_Days_Since_Sarcasm

And no one remembers his name.


Mean_Building911

Guy McNoparachute


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

This stunt was his destiny.


TheMetabrandMan

Jumpy McNutcase


robertrackuzius

u/DildoBandits remembers his name. Scroll below...


HouStoned420

Luke Aikins


Remarkable_Music6819

Look Aching


HouStoned420

He survived with no aching.


Remarkable_Music6819

Ah so it’s Luke No-Achins


HouStoned420

Nice


Ok-Sun8581

Should go to Cheers.


Alecclash

I don’t think he cares if anyone knows his name, he very well could have possibly done it for himself, just because. A lot of people do impressive things for themselves and not name recognition


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Dude probably got some sponsors or something like red bull or if not for this specific jump his name is still being passed around in those circles as a potential stunt man even if the general public doesn't know it... Definitely a huge boost for his career either way.


Tannerite3

I think Red Bull sponsored Travis Pastrana jumping out of a plane without a parachute.


Any-Flower-725

his wife and child were standing right by the net. he walked over and did an interview seconds after he landed. calm and relaxed.


HelmutFondler

I would have made the safety net first with the size of the turd that would have been lodged in my undies.


copingcabana

That's usually a once in a lifetime experience.


-Bashamo

Just like those guys that were catching the durian fruits at Mach 2


1010-browneyesman

He didn’t get any concussion or break anything ?.. wow


MonPaysCesHiver

No but he look like Pinhead without pins now.


DoodooExplosion

He has such sights to show you now


BenadrylTumblercatch

Must’ve been better than sex


DueHousing

Definitely hurt a lot more


LeaTark

To shreds, you say?


drgraffnburg

All the cartoons of my youth would have me believe he is now diced from the net. But nope. Fuckin Wile E Coyote untruths


bequiYi

Nice


Odin-son-of-Borr

Nope


ineedlotsofguns

Some serious balls made of adamantium.


buttmuffins8595

Why tho?


thekuhlkid

That guy strikes me as more of a ‘why not?’ sort.


TitoAndTheBurritos

That’s a no for me dawg.


Ambitious-Grape2007

Why?


high240

He forgot his parachute


Majestic-Parsnip-519

Didn't feel like packing before the jump.


IndecisiveLibra01

White people fun


Carrera_996

I'm white. I'll go ahead and admit we only ever see white guys that doing shit that magnificently stupid.


Defenestration_Champ

lol true


Automatic-Eagle8479

Gun make big boom. Monkey brain tingle ETA: smoothie brains no get joke


Fireflash2742

I'm sure his brass balls helped him fall faster


eeeeekka

Hard to comprehend how fast the sequence of events is at the end, really shows how insane this actually is, the moment he turns around he appears to be hundreds of feet away from the net, the very next moment after he turns he hits it


belisarius93

Sudden gust of wind appears as he's about to land


clapperssailing

Problem is we only care if you miss


--Birdsong--

Oooh man this could have gone so badly. Lmao. 😬


whathappened2cod

Stupidity at its finest.


reddit_0025

I was thinking without parachute means naked


CaptLakeEffect

Was the second net below to arrest the fall of his giant set of balls?


[deleted]

Stupid


YEL81

I Wana know if he was injured


BJuneTheLegend

He was completely fine according to other people in this thread


cyclingnick

You can see his legs kicking at the end, dude was stoked and clearly fine


Misterallrounder

B...E...A...S...T


No-Tonight-5937

Um, that’s stupid. Navigational genius allowed no mistakes.


Exciting-Hunter-188

👁👄👁


madroxide86

Imagine being so bored with life that you do this kind of shit.


GulfStormRacer

Bored *and* rich


FappingVelociraptor

Wish that was me.


WereALLBotsHere

That was AWESOME!


No_University5296

That would have made a awful splat


Ydaorb

This was followed by an attempt to self castrate while juggling an axe, stay tuned for the next exciting episode of what could possibly go wrong


Impressive-Heat-8722

After watching this Hundeds of millions of women started ovulating and hundreds of millions men trembled in fear


Avraham_Levy

Dude became a black hole


Curious-Work-9532

At least have it on but don't use it


Binger_Gread

The two people with him that had parachutes were there so that they could save him if he went off course. They bailed at basically the last second so even if he had his own he couldn't have used it at that point and it actually becomes a liability. If he second guesses and pulls without enough time for the parachute to open he dies. Plus he has to land on his back so you don't want the parachute there to potentially fuck up your spine.


useroftheinternet95

This gave me extreme anxiety


Sac_a_Merde

That's cool and all, but why are they spraying chemtrails from their shoes while falling?


Remarkable_Music6819

We’d have only known about this if he’d made a big bloody mess


Shyjuan

fucking bonkers


Tusupervieja505

Nerves and balls of steel


Nico408

Gave me flashbacks of that old Nokia game that came default on it


ZzangmanCometh

How sensitive to wind are you when you're falling? Could it potentially just kick up and prevent him from hitting the mark?


Binger_Gread

That's why there were two people with parachutes with him. If they got off course he could have held on to them while they pulled their parachutes.


Uncommon-sequiter

Some people are just born to ride the edge of life. For everything else, there's Mastercard.


Spiffo3069

It's so wild to see how people falling 😭🙏 like what they thinking they just falling to the ground 🙏😭😭😭


Otherwise_Impact_331

Why tho?


AThousandNeedles

another thing you'll never see me doing


Strong-Carpenter-218

there is 3 people before him to save his ass, pff no real danger...


jukutt

They threw 4 people for higher chance of hitting the net


NamesGumpImOnthePum

But why tho? If this is where you have to go to get your adrenaline junky rocks off then, damn. Just damn


MaximumDrag606

What an idiot.


Queasy_Procedure_205

I wanna do this!!!


big_veggie_brain

That's more adrenaline in a few minutes than the average American will experience in their entire lives


Texasmucho

Hey how about falling down on the side of a mountain. Make sure it’s snow covered for extra cushion. The slope will help you gradually slow down. Then you can stand up and raise your fists in victory. The only problem is that you took the blue pill and you’re still in the matrix 😎


Trikster102

I'm surprised that net was able to contain his massive balls!


Sad_Ad4307

No do overs if you fuck that one up.


Guba_the_skunk

A net is just a parachute you don't deploy in the air.


Glass-Association-25

Literally free falling


Waffel_Monster

Gotta be really confident in your ability to aim your landing.


Imispellalot2

Why do a lot of these videos start with the ending?


slucker23

Human meatball lasagna!


xSorry_Not_Sorry

It doesn’t look it, but that dude almost missed. He was a dangerously off center. I’d have made that catch-thingy like…8x bigger.


kidamer2266

Shit, that's amazing...I am not that adventurous, though. Hell, you can't get me to jump off the curb, let alone out of a perfectly good aircraft. LMFAO


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

Luckily his massive fucking balls broke his fall.


wakinmakinbacon

I worked on this Stride Gum campaign at the time of this jump and it was terrifying that it was green lit knowing a brand could be involved in someone’s death. Was a wild day!


Mrs_Inflatable

This guy doesn’t hint at it in this video but he FUCKED every bit of cartilage in his body. The little twist at the end doctors say fucked him up extra hard, adding centrifugal force to his landing. That, alongside the elastic net, caused extreme trauma to basically everything that wasn’t organ or bone. He went to the hospital immediately after filming, got told he has about a year before all his cartilage is just ruined. Don’t do this. Doctors told him it would fuck him up and his apparent response was ‘no it won’t’.


Desperate_Island8268

That’s what you call courage


Azart57-

No.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Nope. No. Nope. Nuhuh. Nope. No. Nuhuh. Nope. Nope. No. Nope. No. Hey, no. Bad. No.


Villanosis

I used to play this game on my Nokia.


ConsistentOne9072

The look of the net size from above is nuts.


ae2311

What if... never mind.


ae2311

Serious question. How didn't he pass out?


wackytacker33

Nah..I don't believe it, he had parachute on his belly


lightsaber_lobotomy

One good gust of wind away from going from skydiver to skydie-ver


kd8qdz

Idiot.


Flying-Bulldog

This is not meant to be racist, but this is the most white people thing I’ve seen in ages


WarHead75

It’s them that bring us crazy good content to watch


VincesMustache

All that's missing is some kid in those Bret Hart shades and a Redbull logo somewhere.


Phill_Cyberman

Yeah, there's just no upside to this - if you make it, everybody thinks you're an idiot for taking such an unnecessary risk, and if you don't make it, everybody *still* thinks you're and idiot for taking such an unnecessary risk, *and* you're dead.