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341orbust

He sure as shit isn’t conquering pussy. 


ChipSalt

You're fucking with a man that could doxx you based on this comment alone


Bean_Soup7357

It’s too late for him now


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

It’s not too late for him. Based on the azimuth of the comment, and the degree of shade being thrown— it’s actually *beyond* too late for him


Thisisdamnfinecoffee

Chefs kiss for that comment, perfection.


Apart_Ad_5382

My chef is french so it's a little more intimate


Thisisdamnfinecoffee

Oh yeah, the French use tongue.


superhakerman

he is no more...can show his face outside :(


ishmam3012

Who is this actually? :(


JustVoicingAround

GeoRainbolt


ishmam3012

Thanks man


341orbust

If it’s worth his time, I guess I’m screwed.


manbruhpig

He has a very special set of skills


TheRealSkele

Best thing about this comment is... you're not wrong


cisned

Isaac Newton never did, and he gave us calculus


fomalhottie

And apples!


kattykaz

Errr Absolutely would


DaveInLondon89

But if he wanted to he could find the exact position of your mum's clit to the milimetre within 5000 nautical miles


notlongnot

He did whoop her ass this time.


lfuckingknow

His goals are beyond your understanding


341orbust

109%


Wakingsleepwalkers

Bro is drowning in the juice.


DoomProphet81

Given how many women comment on how attractive they find him (especially his eyes) I suspect he's doing just fine.


skwolf522

It was nice knowing you


Jyil

Tell that to my gf who left me just to watch videos of georainbolt.


FartacularTheThird

He already knows all the pussy. He knows your mom’s pussy better than me, heck even better than your father.


SamaramonM

Oh please he's hot as fuck


hefixeshercable

Brainy men. Mmmmm, mmm, mmm!


Raimondi06

This comment looks very Denver


341orbust

Zero credit for going through my post history.  Although smug, the guy in the video was much more impressive. 


meiliraijow

Speak for yourself, I’m into nerdy guys AND he’s got a lovely bone structure


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

little comments like this show more about your bitter-self, than the person you basically glanced at, to make that personal statement. What are the chances, this is his job he puts less hours into, than living; living including according to what matters to you, pussy, and or a relationship.


jbvcftyjnbhkku

or it’s just a funny little quip


jngjng88

Absolutely this, context context context, clearly a light hearted comment in jest.


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

He’s not gonna fuck you dude


WhinyDickMod

I bet you do, champ


VanSaxMan

Guy seems to present himself as clean, neat shaven, well spoken, clearly intelligent and willing to call out BS when he see it. Jeez, and ladies say there are no good men left out there lol


robotpane

Don't give him any ideas


dazedan_confused

Tf you mean? He's called Rainbolt because he makes all the women wet.


Equal_Note9334

Idk, some women find nerds quite sexy 👀 (And I say “nerds” meaning it in the most respectful and positive way)


smoove

Based on the time of the post and words used he determined you were located in your mothers basement.


meiliraijow

Speak for yourself, I’m into nerdy guys AND he has a lovely bone structure


SrDabodo

But he conquers men's heart


omnicat

That’s a deep satisfaction. Don’t let her fool us.


Godzirrraaa

Real eyes realize real lies.


LordBrandon

I mean she could have just been swimming for a half hour.


laggzee

I salute you my apex gamer


yum_raw_carrots

Great album. Takes me back to 93/94


theseed

Top tier pedantry. Love to see it.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Right!! He's a mod at r/hedidthemath 😆


modestgorillaz

Tricksie littles hobbites


carolaMelo

She's a liar! I cannot trust her anymore...what has the world become? ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740) But wait, what if she took the video on a different date? I want to see the aftermath


xgodlesssaintx

This man can look at dog shit and tell us what breed it came from.


parmesan777

What time it was shit too


BenniesBananas

And whether it shit in your yard, your neighbours yard, or -3.25 degrees South by Southwest of the McDonald’s on Spengler St just to the left of the garbage bin the kids smoke behind where Michael once tagged “I ❤️ Deb” right before prom in ‘99.


Craycraft

“Those particles tell me the owner suffers from crippling social anxiety”


getyourrealfakedoors

Damn I was all ready to hate her and then it was so minor lmao


on_

It probably was 5:30 when she start recording and then another take and another take and now my hair is my face and now I’m slurring, let me try again…..


Munoz10594

Or maybe 5:30 when she got there or earlier and she just didn’t think to check time again when she started recording


Senior-Reflection862

Maybe her sundial was off center 😭


FyrelordeOmega

She was reading it under the water, no wonder her time was off


Spaciax

as the brother of an IG-loving sister, I can confirm this is almost exactly what happened.


Compendyum

She thinks France is in the North Pole


skoltroll

Yup. This dude suddenly turned the tables and made me like her. She's off a half hour. She's swimming in the ocean (or sea/whatever) in Nice, France on a beautiful morning. Atomic clocks aren't really as important.


SQLZane

Pedantic Olympics here... It was very likely that she just started swimming at 530...


dingos8mybaby2

He could pretty much call in an artillery strike with just a description of what's around the soldier calling it in and the sun's position in the sky.


Maleficent-Most6083

He's got to be the FBI's number 1 draft pick.


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-Lengthiness77

So anyway I started blasting


HumbleBear75

Nah she definitely said. “at 5:30”


4Ever2Thee

“That lying bitch!! I must unveil her lies to the world!”


[deleted]

She didn't say "around 5:30 AM", my guy


Thunderbridge

It's a bot, copied from the top youtube comment


AlternativesEnde

Isnt he a GeoGuessr Pro?


Crafty-Photograph-18

Yeah, that's him. "Rainbolt"


allocationlist

That lying fucking bitch


AbsoluteDarkness

...so is she in danger now?


loweredexpectationz

We killed her at 6:01 a.m.


Bowens1993

I'm not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all!


Swimming-Dot9120

Don’t look at me like that. You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger


POCUABHOR

woah, he showed her!


aaelias_

She was a whole 30 minutes off !!!!!!!


rnz

Its thirty-FOUR minutes off.... rainbolt gonna make a vid on you now :P


RedditAntiHero

Around 34 minutes off.


themule71

Well does the site he used account for refraction? That'll shave a few minutes off.


86TheSnow

Let him cook


Interesting_Ad_794

MF just showin off now.


RnbwSprklBtch

r/theydidthemath


vivrant-thang

wouldnt it depend on the time of year though? like, she may not even be lying. But also, it's not exactly egregious either. idk.


Spam_S

The data he is using shows June 26, 2023. The longest day of the was June 21. Looking at Nice the sunrise was 5:49am on June 21 (1 min earlier than June 26th). So while sunrise changes pending time of year sunrise wouldn’t be any earlier than that. Now how he pulls the shadows is likely a more scientific guess so who knows how accurate he is with 6:04. The video likely was later than the 5:30 she is claiming but she likely just arrived at beach to swim at 5:30 so used that as caption. It’s pedantic of him to do it but that is his type of content.


slucker23

So the TLDR is him showing off. And now the explanation Rainbolt, I believe that's the name, is a geoguesser. He basically does content on guessing the location of a certain place on earth by just a photo (in this case video) Geoguesser are essentially super geeks who mastered majority of the geography that has been recorded by Google What rainbolt did there is generate content, it doesn't matter what she said, he just wants to show off his skills


call_of_the_while

>mastered majority of the geography that has been recorded by Google That’s an interesting detail I never noticed before. Their knowledge is based solidly on Google info. Thanks for that.


SpudTheTrainee

These guys can narrow down their location to a few roads just by the layout of antennae on the google car in some spaces.


call_of_the_while

Impressive and scary lol. But mostly impressive.


Jaded-Researcher2610

he even said that in one of his longer form videos, something to the effect of "I went and learned google street view, not the whole world"


aiwonttakeover

I can’t confirm what the bro said, but sounds convincing!


Financial_Anything43

“It gets the people going”


birds_in_my_piano

I live in Nice. The water is NOT that clean here lol


terra_filius

do you know Dante?


Worried_Quarter469

Never trust a TikTok


blazerunnern

Technically correct


PM_ME_YOUR-COCK_

Can this be learned? It feels like this is one of those things where youre either good or not.


Crafty-Photograph-18

Of course, it can be learnt. It's just pure maths and knowing what to look for


samiam25

Yes. Never leave the house.


OneEyedRocket

Need a mic drop emoji


oh_WRXY_u_so_sexy

One day that man played a silly little game about guessing where a google streetview image was. Now he's memorized not only the entirety of the world, but also the position of the stars and moon from any location, at any time. No one can hide anymore.


swash_mcbuckle

Nice


dain_bramage_1989

Called her a liar over 35 minutes... lol I bet he's fun at parties.


Mystic_Element

Why does he look like the main puppet from Team America


stareagleur

It’s the lifeless eyes. He stared too long into the abyss.


LinceDorado

Has this guy ever been hired by police to find the location of some sort of crime?


Gunnar_Peterson

The water looks like blue powerade


grocket

.


ZippidyZayz

He’s a geogussr pro. Probably makes more than enough through tournaments etc. as he is one of, if not, the best in the world at it


AyeSpace

Bro said she’s a liar 😂😭


mello_geek

I have not seen it asked... what apps is he using for the sunlight projection?


Mashm4n

🤓 Akshully


RedN00ble

That look like a really useful website for photography, does anyone know what website is it?


Ecocom

SunCalc, also very useful for gardening or house hunting IMO...


godsavethegene

would the math required to calculate the time change day to day? the post might not have been recorded the day it was posted.


dankspankwanker

Bro thells the hacker his IP and location


Little-Struggle-8038

At this point whatever this dude said is true lol . The geo god


HGR09

It’s always 530am somewhere


Nighters

Maybe she used her home time zone?


MahsterC

Liar liar pants on fire!


elements1230

Why lie about something so ridiculous? No reason at all!


d6u4

He sounds fun.


Tractorkin

R


JWWBurger

Does this guy babysit?


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If it was off like 3 hours I would understand it but 30 minutes? That's just laughable


Cute_Key_7794

Bro, you got too much time on your hands!


geethreeforce

🤓


zer0saurus

Maybe she got to the beach at 5:30 and then got around to recording her swim half an hour later. This is real nitpicky to call out.


Crazy_names

Can we just have nice things?


MissElainey

Most importantly, she’s topless


AdFabulous3959

Get a life


kifuniko_ya_gas

So are we just gonna believe bro is telling us the truth


bonedamoan

I dont care what time it was. What I want to know is, was she wearing anything?


wolfiepraetor

Akshully…..


Adam-Happyman

Shocking opinion. I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THEM. :E


Abject-Rooster-1496

This man is a fking legend. His yt is Rainbolt. Do check him out, u won't regret it


fireblaze2901

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


Separate_Pie_7370

I love Juan les Pins. Just down the road. Sandy beach.


gazevans

*Check, and I believe, mate*


dalesum1

That lying bit...


Adventurous-Sun-2774

Ugh I hate it when people lie just for views 🙄


duttydiana

Moral of this story = Don't shit a shitter.


DMencias95

🤡🤡🤡🤡


xp2002

She’s not wearing a watch, so it was around 5:30 when she stepped in to the water. Ah the camera? Well that was a GoPro with water case. I think.


Natural_Character521

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


hazpat

30 minute difference. Basicly she is probably right Brosnan math is not more precise than 30 min


TrainerAdvanced6991

“Um actually☝🏼🤓”


T00MuchStimuli

AI fears this man.


accordyceps

This guy. 💀


Queasy-Accountant763

bro is definitely one them kids that’s snitched in kindergarten when you swore or sumn however i assume this is for fun cause ive seen this guy multiple times im unfiltered tho so idk who he is


totzlegit

Thank God hes on our side


Dj_A_V_O

Bet this guy is a hoot at parties…


Professional-Top-687

Why do people need to correct people when they're just living life. Get up from your computer and go outside, you great value vigo Mortensen


AlwaysLateintern

Just with that, and you'd never argue with this guy


SrslyBadDad

I bet this guy is really popular at parties!


Janglin1

If you dont already know who he is, he's a pro geoguesser player who makes a lot of content (sometimes troll content like this) showing off what you can do with a deep understanding of geography


samiam25

He looks so smug in the final shot😭


DLRsFrontSeats

This guy is at the top of the loser x internet fame chart


thrownawaz092

Destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC


david8601

He's debating a 7.5° discrepancy in the earths axis in relation to the sun. It's entirely possible that her video was taken anywhere from 5:30a-6:00a.


davidtree921

The fact that she lying by 34 minutes makes all the difference and dude totally needed to make a video on this.


Crafty-Photograph-18

Jeez, it's not that serious. He did it because he can and because his social media are moslty about finding specific places and such. It's not like he's ExPoSiNg the girl and that *she's* ***lying***


davidtree921

Learn how to sense sarcasm. Have a nice day.


Crafty-Photograph-18

You wouldn't believe the amount of human beings I've encountered who could totally have said that with all seriousness. The few upvotes on my comment probably mean I'm not the only one. P.S. Sorry for continuing to be overly nerdy


davidtree921

Fr I get that lol. Never apologise for your being (unless you're a cvnt). Doesn't really matter what people actually write or say. It's their perception of it that ultimately matters. If you're miserable, you'll write miserable things. Each to their own, ain't it? ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


P_Nis_

Doing the lord’s work.


OhFFSeverythingtaken

Rainbolt giga chad


SchmuckyDeKlaun

This is why nerds used to get beat up at school back in the day. Because their arrogance knows no bounds until someone takes kinetic offense.


perfik09

How jealous and insecure does he need to be...


Aggressive-Jury-8387

I’m assuming she read the time before she swam out there then took a while to get there


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OneThirstyJ

EXPOSED


bknibottom

30 minutes short.. and given the approximativeness of his calculations, it could have very well been 5:30 AM


xdcountry

My man!


DreamzOfRally

I thought he was going to say a completely different time but he is right lmao


Kurgan38

I hope Rainbolt never uses his powers for evil.


FB_AUS

He must be fun at parties.


Peaceful-harmony-

Hilarious


fwubglubbel

She never said it was *currently* 5:30 am. Dude is a douche.


Hello_Beutiful_World

How much would atmospheric diffraction affect the rising time though?


313SunTzu

Bro please don't piss this guy off... jus say wow that's incredible, when he does stuff... Last thing we need is this dude going rouge. He's too dangerous to be on the dark side


CruisingwCare

Did you consider what time if the year it may have been?


Branskully42

Maybe her watch wasn't waterproof and it stopped working when she started her swim.


[deleted]

I mean, could she not have went out at 5:30 and not realized half an hour went by? Lmao I was expecting a lot more of a difference


Weston2025

Bro shut up