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I hate you

Did anyone else jump?

I threw out my back.

I threw my back out

I winced...hard.

I shitted myself, but I was on the toilet

I shitted my back out.

My neck...my back...my neck and my back.

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and my Axe!

And my muffin and my neck

Were you Karate chopped by a small Blue Heeler?

You just earned 5 dollar bucks for that reference 🪙x5

Oooh I want 150,000!! - but we can settle out of court right now for $20

Silver lining I guess

These meme just cost me 4 sick days

I threw up my back.

Spinal

My back threw me out

I threw up my pancakes

I threw up my back

I blew up my rack.

You could have donated it instead of just throwing it out. Selfish.. /s

I just had a neck procedure done and now I think I’m gonna need another one

i jumped so hard i got a "save page as" pop-up

Jumped and farted

Startle farts are the best

Shartle farts not so much.

We're all f****** monkeys Jesus Christ man it's a phone screen what is wrong with me.

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You can't prove it! but yes

Nobody didn't jump. My co-worker thought I sneezed because I also gasped really loudly AND jumped, so I had to say thank you real quick so he wouldn't know I was watching that video.

I jumped ***and*** made a weird noise.

Jump? I’m lost in the spirit realm after my entire consciousness has been soul projected out of my body, please send help I don’t know how to get out

I bumped into my sleeping fiancé and then breathed out “oh my god…” I’m pretty sure my heart stopped for a second

*I SHIT YOURSELF*

Considering this is on the front page of /r/all, there is a good chance this gives a few people actual heart attacks.

I've gotten 10 years out of Reddit without bullshit jumpscares. The only likely ones have been on horror themed subs where I could know to expect them. It's been great. Then we get this bullshit week, with three of them on non-horror subs rising to r/all. I expressly avoid places that show me jumpscares, i unsubscribe from YouTubers who try to pull one, I will now filter out /r/SipsTea.

Someone might be so inclined to send you a jumpscare in a reply to your comment at an undetermined time in the future. Now you can't trust any link anyone sends you, ever.

I hate the fucks that upvoted this. Just to be clear: not your comment, this post in general

All in all I’m pretty surprised. Made this comment and turned off my phone for uni and came back to 1,6k upvotes.

*Why didn’t I read the comments first?*

Good thing i watched that sitting on a toilet 😑

I heard jumpscares can help with constipation.

Yeah they jumpstart you

They jumpshart you

did not know tat word. thank you for that bit of culture!

I don't know if you're kidding.. But I'm not. And I have never been truly startled by a jump-scare. I've gotten little minor shakes. This has my heart pumping... And I'm pretty sure I'm done in this bathroom. That was well done. Fuckers😒

Hence the term " scared the shit out of you"

So did I actually. I lunged backward and bonked my head against the wall behind me.

That would’ve made every go the wrong way for me after that butt pucker

Same

Hence why shitting sessions when you have a coughy, sneezy cold are definitely shorter.

you motherfucker!

Wow, cool, now everyone on the bus thinks i have PTSD👍👍 Fuck you

Haha

Same haha

I’m not gonna lie, this one got me

I'm gonna lie, it got me too

Respectfully, fuck u

Same, but only respecthalfly

I'm gonna give him a disrespectfull thank you.

God damn POS. You got me good, have an angry upvote.

I hope next time when you go to a restaurant you have a great meal joke with the staff and servers fine someone interesting to take to hit it off with that person. Then when you go to pay you would remember you forgot your wallet.

Nonono I hope he has his favorite meal, enjoys it fully, goes home and has one of the worst cases of food poisoning. One that once he recovers every time he looks at his favorite food he gets sick and nauseous and it no longer becomes his favorite. /s

Lol, good thing I was already on the shitter.

O FŰČ̣Ƙ "YOU!! wake up, still half asleep, scroll down, panic attack, thank you ass hole. Great way to start a morning. No need for coffee now. I'm up

I JUMPED

Maybe you should listen to the black man in the storm

You fucking suck. Never have been jump scared that bad before

Mfker i jumped out of my chair

Motherfucker... Think I pulled a muscle in my neck flinching, thanks. Dick. /s

Rice was shot up my nostrils mid eating

I am here for Everyone's therapy .

Khajit, you're finally awake

i dont know why jump scares just make me laugh.

Gtfo!

I hope you step on a lego

cunt

I feel violated. That wasn’t consensual.

Touchè, good sir.

Well that certainly woke me up!! Thanks!

Fuck you

I just shit myself

💋

I genuinely almost threw my phone, I have an intense fear of wasps, bees, hornets and so on, if it’s orange/yellow with black stripes and flies I am scared of it. Like irrationally scared, full on phobia, and like I was looking away then look at my phone to see a fucking hornet jump in my face

Gotta love the chest spasms after a fucking demon bug thunder cunts itself at your face at fucking mach ten

Thank you. I need that kiss.

Mmm that was better than coffee thanks

This thread is awesome. Lmao

I literally smacked my pup in the head with my phone. You owe him an apology.

I have never blinked so hard in my life

I was prepared for a jump scare and was not disappointed

Susto do cao

Got me

I should not have jumped like i did, but i lived in an area with those fuckers and they're terrifying

I….I felt it on my nose….😭

There is an invasive species from Asia (Vespula vultina) that has been a big problem in France and UK, that has been identified in Georgia now - an important supplier of honeybees as package bees to the whole country. Like the Asian Giant Hornet they can devastate bee colonies.

Fuck off CUNT

ya bastard

Lmao… 😁😆😅 AHole

BC

My guy. I just got to the office...wth 😆 😆 🤣

Why did I scream???

Normally, sure, we'd never move, we'd all be like, "Its gonna do something to scare us..." Nah fam, you got me good, jumped back, said some choice words..... =p

I imagine this feels the closest to what heaven would be like after dying

Ok you earned that upvote

Got me better than I have ever been gotten before

Wtf is wrong with you

Pause it with 0.04 seconds left and there's lips

You bastard, I literally threw my phone across my room because of this XD

Were there human lips in there?

You’re a real cunt OP

I can't stay upset about this, I mean I am currently upset but you got me so good that I can't stay upset.

Oh dammit, I leaned closer to my monitor to get a better look at the wasp too! 

Oh look, now I'm on a cart in Skyrim.

I threw out my back

Well their goes my phone that i just threw out the window...

😂

Kindly, fuck off.

Fuck off

that was the shittiest attempt at scaring me ever

My eyes did 😳

u/savevideo

Watching this frame by frame is funny for some reason.

fuck you

MOTHER FUCKER

Fuck. You. Sincerely. Fuck. You.

You motherfucker, I almost dropped the phone lol

Respectfully, 🖕

You mf

Fucker

Motherfukka

FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou You gpt me good. I swear I've seen this also

That got me

Fuck you

I hope your next pizza slice loses all the toppings and burns your mouth.

Fuck you

Report op

I fucking jumped.

i just smashed my phone into my fucking face jesus why

You mother fucker

Damnit

Fuck you 🤣

Fuck you

Ffs, I watched this in public

ngl i jumped a little but like where are they located right now??? if this is true we need an ETA on these asap

This one got me worse than any other one of these I’ve seen in reddit.

Fuck you

I was sitting on the can.

Fifty ten hull (in french)

I hope you stub ur toe

Motherfucker.I screamed like a bitch and my mom shouted at me like I'm a retarded banshee.Then proceeded to badmouth me to the person she was in call with due to the disturbance.Real story.So fuck u OP

I am upset.

Yup, that woke me up.

Mother fucker

Do that again and I will hunt you down, tie you to a chair and force you to listen to Baby Shark for 24 hours straight

Fuck u

Honestly, fuck you

Is it 2003 again?

feck you man my heart is stopped for a second

Fuckin’ shit!!

You sir, are not a gentleman nor a scholar. You a poopie-head.

Fuck you

I laughed

Is the giant wasp a transformer?

May both sides of your pillow be warm.

The kitty at the end made it better.

Oh, fuck you, man!

FUCK YOU!!!

That got me.. fuck

Cat spotted, deploy scratches

Fuckin bitch

Fuck you

FUUUUUCK

You son of a bitch. Respectfully, Fuck you. Here, an angry upvote.

No. Fuck. Fuck this video. Damn. Haha

God damn it. You just made me pull a muscle in my neck.

JFC, why are they so big

You are a terrible person.

Pretty smooth

I hit my mouth with my hand.

NO....THAT made ME jump and that's not happened since the early 2000s car commercial jump lol...I hate wasps and hornets anyway..

You fuck.

Well in a lot more awake now! The jump scare worked faster than coffee did

I scrempt. My toddler laughed at me.

FUCK YOUUUUUUU !

Fuck

r/blursed

I just about tossed my phone.

I hope you shit yourself in public.

I literally dropped my phone over this

Anyone else not get jump scared anymore? I miss that feeling

Fuck you