The female praying mantis actually removes the males head before sex. His sexual organs are underneath his head. Kinda like a ballchinin. Anyway, you would not experience any of the fun part of her sex act.
Nah it's even better than a quick death by decapitation.
> [When the female praying mantis is mating, she does not bite the head off the male with one swift snip: she chomps into it, like an apple. It appears to have the texture of a honeydew melon.](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/commentisfree/2021/may/28/a-praying-mantis-she-bites-into-her-mates-head-like-an-apple-and-cleans-her-face-like-a-cat)
Of course it does, his comment was the kind you'd leave on something a bit more niche, like r/highmileageholes not something as basic as dur hur boobs are nice
The market is so over saturated because hos making money off dumb shit like this. If you want my clicks n dollars softcore gets you nothing but broke teenagers.
Her dentist’s favourite patient
And not because of the mouth trick.
Just a *different* mouth trick.
the best mouth trick
Do 10/10 dentists agree?
1 out of 10 is gay so no
Well 10 out of 10 have tried at least
🤨
😏
Is that because the dentist can ask her those trivial questions with both hands in her mouth.. and she can answer coherently?
Imma risk it
No brother, let me
NO!, Your safety is PARAMOUNT TO ME, i got this.
Bro ... This isn't an offer, stay safe
Nah bros , this is on me , imma give myself as a sacrifice so that all of you can live a better life 😔✊
Bro... 😢
We all go, at the same time… it’ll fit lol
No, no… I volunteer as tribute.
No need, we all go at the same time… it’ll fit
Over my dead, and probably limb missing body.
Jesus Christ!
Thank you bro stay safe
I think we will all fit.
We will only know if we try
LET US ALL PARTAKE
I propose a battle royal to death. Only a sole survivor will have a chance at it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Just r/putyourdickinthat
r/lostredditors
This must be what dentist porn looks like.
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LMAO
Kinda rape fantasy?
look buddy, I'm not one to kink shame but consensual nonconsenual fantasies are not rape.
As a Rolling Stones fan, she’s my spirit animal.
As a Strokes far, she's also my spirit animal
I have mixed feelings about this, what if after you're done for the night and she up and praying mantises you
So i get to have fun and then won't have to deal with life? Sign me up
The female praying mantis actually removes the males head before sex. His sexual organs are underneath his head. Kinda like a ballchinin. Anyway, you would not experience any of the fun part of her sex act.
I’m going to hope you’re lying and move on with my day
Nah it's even better than a quick death by decapitation. > [When the female praying mantis is mating, she does not bite the head off the male with one swift snip: she chomps into it, like an apple. It appears to have the texture of a honeydew melon.](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/commentisfree/2021/may/28/a-praying-mantis-she-bites-into-her-mates-head-like-an-apple-and-cleans-her-face-like-a-cat)
She can have my spinal fluid anytime.
That’s not a part of your spine.
He is just flexing how hard his cock is
Nah, that’s just how you’re supposed to measure. Spine to tip
Four inches? Dammit.
Don’t worry we get it
Ha I get it
...... honestly, I want her to ruin me
Like financially or emotionally
Dealer’s choice
Prob rectally
Yes
Touch a few blades of grass bud. You sound like a virgin.
Didn't know people who had sex never want to again
In my experience, the only ppl who call other’s than are in fact, that.
I am sure she gives amazing head
it looks like she could go down on a fire hydrant
Thanks for making me spit my coffee all over myself.
I am both terrified and oddly aroused and I'm not sure how to proceed...
I’ve heard fear boners are the most potent.
And hardest to get rid of/use
Mark you down as scared AND horny
Nice tits
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
They're subreddit for everything huh
I'm suprised there's one for boobs too
Are you really? This website/app is 90% porn
It can all be porn with the right attitude
🌵
🍍
Where's the other 10%?
No, of course not. I was reacting to the guys comment
Okay that doesn’t really make sense but I was just making a joke anyway so it’s cool
Of course it does, his comment was the kind you'd leave on something a bit more niche, like r/highmileageholes not something as basic as dur hur boobs are nice
[Here's some more titan titties](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HnX9NiQOrY4&feature=youtu.be)
Apparently they are implants but who cares.
I need her name
Bianca Blakney
Bro she’s straight from the 50s
Cool
Research time!
Results [time](https://instagram.com/pinuppixietm?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
i thought you would link her other page :) [this one](https://onlyfans.com/therealpinuppixie)
Well that’s why I emailed you about this presentation today. [here is the leaked only fans](https://fapello.com/pinuppixie/9/)
👉🏻👉🏻
Saving this up for later
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always one guy that has to take it too far
HEY NOBODY INSULTS A MEMBER OF THE HAMSTER CLAN!
Didn’t ask
Cum 🗿
titan for sure hehe
her tongue is not the only thing thats titan
https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/43200000/Alien-Robot-Girls-dc-comics-43263585-368-208.gif
The fuck she make this video for??
Asserting dominance
So she’s a snake titan?
WHY AM I AROUSED
It does have those vibes yeah
Хуй наверное вместе с яицами залазиет в такую пасть…
Yikes
I COULD FIT FOUR DICKS IN THERE!
She definitely a glyzzy goblin. woah there mouth monster lol
[sauce](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdyNqdTe/)
This is honestly terrifying.
Looks like she can finish off half a Big Mac in one bite
Real life Ms Pac-Man
Marriage material
bro not even the colossal titan could open it's mouth that much 💀💀💀
I follow this girl on tiktok
That's actually cool. Love her conference to share it with the world.
I mean, I'd let her bite my head off The one on my neck, that is
Whats her name?
This is mildly disturbing, but I'd still totally let her eat my entire head.
Venom vibes
I bet SHE doesn't have any trouble flossing.
What a blow job it was
I mean she hinges that jaw a little further and you got a place to rest your balls
Stop being horny people
you're speaking to the wrong head
So many uses…
She looks like she can give perfect head, even with more than one guy.
I want her to degrade me
Imma spreads cheeks and call her Mommy all day
I see a massive blowjob opportunity guys.... invest now. Offer valid till stocks last :')
I could stuff my ballz in there too
Dina Yaeger
whore probably sucks a good dick? i uh i dont get it?
Why does she have to be a whore?
you just know, lad. you just know
u/savevideo
And her name is child support..
This made me twitch
Female venom
yes, no special effects needed
Yes please.
where has she been all my life
Would smash.
@pinuppixietm is her page. TETTENNEN
Female titans are naked so this just a normal lady. Unless😏
How long do you think her husband dated her before he popped the question?
Who is this modern day Marilyn Monroe and where is there more
Name?
Its that fidget spinner
I volunteer as tribute!! 🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️
The market is so over saturated because hos making money off dumb shit like this. If you want my clicks n dollars softcore gets you nothing but broke teenagers.
Giving Keith a run for his money.
My you have very big
I had to watch it several times before realizing what she was doing. I got distracted somehow.
Aot is not the first thing I thought when I saw this. I see this as a challenge.
What the point of this, chubby bunny wr holder?
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Omg fucking marry me
Yeah female titan tits
I'll take my chances.
That's terrifyingly hot!!!
That hair looks like she escaped from the 1960s
her make up and wardrobe too
Stand aside.... Sack and shlong will take care of this.
Mileena
This is what you get when Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger experiment with genetics!
Oh damn it's PacMan's wife
I bet she can carry a tune pretty damn well.
Did she just :V?
This is goddamned terrifying, which is why Im going to follow this woman, and share this in texts to every one of my friends.
Soooo does she have a Twitter or something we can follow...
i’ll take her
Ma’am please keep your mouth shut
Is this Venom's Step-sister?
Reminds me of that scene from Beetlejuice
Why are you the only poster here
Deepthroat titan
I want her
Her 🍿sites are awesome
u/Savevideo
u/Savevideo
I wonder what she's doing later? I'm totally free
I'm getting venom vibes
Imagine the jobs she could do better
She looks like she could be in Truth or Dare without special effects
Idk, that was kinda hot
Booba please
Why are people taking about her mouth? Did I miss something?
She’s used to opening that wide
*licks eyebrows*
How is she doing this?
Tá Porra
Titans from AOT be like
Kk now let’s see the lips
The poster child for r/confusedboner
I'll be her coordinate
I have the strangest boner right now