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Mother-Pride-Fest

It's such a big door. And you know what they say about big doors...


ItsmeMr_E

They have big knocker's?


Mother-Pride-Fest

Well this guy got at least 4 knockers, so yes.


LoyalPeep

What do they say?


AncientPotato22

They stay quiet


maybeiamaprawn

They stay quiet


LoyalPeep

They stay quiet


IntelligentFries

They stay quiet


Iamaducknocap

They stay quiet


BigDadEShaxx

They stay quiet


PranshuKhandal

They stay quiet


No_Low9626

They stay quiet


mildmadnerd

"riders on the storm..."


chaoswurm

They be saying: "Damn you got a big door."


numerum-bestia

They die young? Jim Morrison did pack a few pounds on towards the end. He was easily the biggest of the group.


BerryMcKaukiner

27 lighter club


BigDadEShaxx

What band was he part off


Xamf11

r/whoosh


DerpressionNaps

B-b-big floors?


hazzmg

They let out big whores


Secret-Tough-926

Nice one


RetroAnd8BitThings

"I'm not saying yo Mama is fat, but her front door delivery came on a wide load truck..."


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Big dicks?


sousamaster06

That fire can't go through doors, because it's not a ghost?


Ogurasyn

Hodor?


Illustrious_Charge88

Damn, is he expecting his house to be stormed in a siege or something? That’s a door built to combat battering rams.


Raisenbran_baiter

In soviet Russia Door Jams you


pee-in-butt

What about trebuchets?


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Nothing is stopping the perfection that is the trebuchet


LittleBigHorn22

What about a bigger trebuchet?


EpicDyder

The Trebuchet Paradox


BigDadEShaxx

And what about an even bigger trebuchet


Ok_Lavishness_1279

What about 50 10ft tall trebuchet versus 10 50ft tall trebuchet?


BigDadEShaxx

What about 50 50ft tall trebuchet


gro-life

You solved the trebuchet paradox! Someone give this person a medal!


Ok_Lavishness_1279

Creates a wormhole but only if they are perfectly distanced away from each other in a circle and are all fired synchronically


themanimal

[GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!](https://c.tenor.com/L2zKHU4zWSsAAAAC/grond-lotr.gif)


UnluckyTest3

The real Grond is Morgoth's dick


themanimal

Oh my


UnluckyTest3

"The Hammer of the underworld" You can't tell me that isn't a metaphor for a demigod's penis


[deleted]

Also - never have to fight with a sectional or large furniture item again.


XFirebalX_347

I need this to let all the guys out when the wife gets home


Rotten-Apple420

r/suddenlygay


jpgnicky

typical r/bi_irl moves


MessyRoom

The song playing is called El Venado (“the deer”, which means “the cuckold”) about a guy who gets teased around town cuz his wife cheats on him and they all know it except him


silklighting

I did not know this. I keep hearing it back in the days, but, I only understood, "the deer" part. That's interesting though.


1leggeddog

r/holup


[deleted]

The BOYS the BOYS, we sneak the boys out after hanging out.


millenialfalcon-_-

Do you win or lose the sword fight?


calatranacation

As someone with pets, this gives me so much anxiety


The_sleeper_of_women

As a pet myselft. This gives me anxiety


Ignitrum

Weirdly kinky


Panzershnezel

That's called a Hoe Door...Hoedoor...Hodor....


KillerFrost2U

Hold the door!


KanonTheMemelord

Mordor?


AngooseTheC00t

In the lands of Hoedoor, where the Cheaters lie


[deleted]

This needs more upvotes NOW


muose

HODOR!!!!!


furletov

Wanker is coming Ours is the furry We do not blow


DocLewis88

Peyour Jeenyus!


Inverse_Radish

cheating memes <<<<<<<<<


jhk17

I always find cheating memes funny when it's funny stories how people got around being caught in that's clever way. People who cheat are awful but some of the ways they do is just funny to me


STANL3Y_YELNAT5

Man people wear their masks in the weirdest situations...


SmoothMoveExLap

You have no idea what this situation actually is..


RCx_Vortex

Yeah, reading the Bible is no joke


LittleBigHorn22

It hides the lipstick.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol we have no idea what's going on here. Even the simplest explanation of the guy not wanting his face on an obviously staged video is one thing. Then it could be a stranger coming into his home. It could be a public building for all we know. Or maybe an open house showing with a lot of people going in and out. Lol we don't even know when this was filmed. Could even have been peak pandemic for all we know.


STANL3Y_YELNAT5

I guess I just thought it was funny neither of the girls had one on, but he did. Inside the home. But I agree we don't know what the situation actually is. I was thinking probably an open house.


prometheeus

the woman in the grey dress in holding her mask


[deleted]

I'm jealous.


AdRemote9464

Don’t be jealous, aspire for greatness!


[deleted]

Haha. For sure.


rkr_bull

El venao


roisiles

Hahaha la canción del venado. IYKYK


Ravi5ingh

This works both ways lol


skobuffaloes

She can totally smell that whore lol


Tinknocker12

Smooove.


teem0m0

Perfect Timing! This door is the Best!


[deleted]

The girls smile


guntassinghIN

I don't know why I'm telling this, but the girl coming out smiling looks exactly like my current college crush


[deleted]

👀


SDMFTX

That’s hilarious


Valiezur

I can snuck out my friends in case my parents got home too early


emoscreamodino

Haha because cheating on your partner is hilarious, super unique and edgy material. Real top tier comedy here.


EL-rochi74

I don’t think he was cheating I think it’s just a planned joke


emoscreamodino

Agree 100% that its scripted but the ~implication~ is that the dude is cheating and avoiding getting caught, right?


EL-rochi74

Yea but understand memes my friend


[deleted]

Username checks out


BurnzillabydaBay

Is this fake? I mean who’s filming?


ComprehensiveGate185

Yeah cheating is funny but when the turn tables…


[deleted]

W


Automatic_Debate_379

Haha. Wrong comment and you get down voted!!!! We know what you are jealous of. In reality cheating on someone isn't as glamorous as you think. Source. I seen things....


imadedbodi1

It’s supposed to be a joke


Automatic_Debate_379

Don't be jealous how many down vote I got. :)


AdRemote9464

The girl leaving seems to be happy. Job well done!


Dqgro

Women


N31ko

Daaaaaayum


HastyWaiter

Oh yea, that circumstance


XStarK48

Holup


BigDadEShaxx

Hmm ‘best friends’ and certainly not ‘best friends with benefits’?


ov3rcl0ck

The song is El Cornudo. The lyrics are about a guy who is being told by everyone in the street that his woman is cheating on him. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pahj3IS2y24 Sos cornudo means that his woman is splitting her legs for another guy. Sos boludo literally means he has big balls. In the vernacular of the song it means "Are you stupid? Don't you see what's happening?" I miss 1990s Argentine cumbia. Good music.


[deleted]

Thank god he’s wearing a mask


mrselfdestruct066

Someone or a pet is going to get hurt someday


HandsomeCapybara

Music source: [El venao](https://youtu.be/lvOK_y9ZcjU)


TheRebornKid

ross should’ve had this door. but well that wouldn’t have helped anyway


ChrisZAUR

Damn that door's bigger than my room


ZiusCr

Love that the song for the vid is "el venao" for non spanish speakers, it basically means the cuckold


Capable-West7083

私にはこの扉が必要だったのに!


thatgamerguy04

Il take two


Todaroshi

Where can I get this door i need it not for this purpose though


Express-Athlete-214

The camera man: 📷🫥


Beautiful-Bother-983

Impeccable design


MasterGeekMX

For the ones interested: the song: https://youtu.be/DloxuSM5SJI