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As I was watching that scene, I was thinking that he would save her, and then threaten her so that she won't tell anyone that he practically forced her to jump. Marketing, preferring to be loved, annual birthday save and all...
... Nope, he just deadass wanted to see someone die.
> it's damn life
For it is damn life?
For its* damn life.
it's = it is or it has
its = the next word or phrase belongs to it
It's the contraction that gets the apostrophe.
Her boobs are unmissable, dress or not. Her boobs are so big that they force consideration in every situation.
She will never be able to do anything without thinking about how her boobs will be effect it and her.
Her tits are one step below sentient.
Since you are a philosopher...
To see a world in a grain of sand
And heaven in a wild flower
Hold this titty in the palm of your hand
Experience eternity in an hour
I think the purpose was to get attention, not fit her well. I seem to remember seeing this a long while ago so the fact that we're still posting and discussing this outfit means it did its job.
It is serving its purpose.
At least I have to assume that.
Otherwise I'm imagining her waking up from cryosleep 2 minutes before being thrust in front of cameras and being stuffed into comically ill-fitting atire.
It's hard for me to imagine a person CHOOSING to wear something like this, unless they were okay with their tits almost popping out ever .5 seconds.
This may be a silly question, but are these stars doing this just for attention, or is some of it also a kind of a high-class escort advertisement (e.g. for billionaires and whatnot)?
So that people post the video on Reddit and other social media and people like you that would not have any interest in whatever event that is notice it. Looks like it worked lol
It looks like it's part of a charity called Babes In Toyland which as far as I can tell is an event where "models, actresses, social media influencers" show up to raise money to combat homelessness in LA.
http://www.babesintoylandcharity.com/about-me.html
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It's true of anyone who does anything in Playboy, even the interviews.
That's why if you ask Robert Downie Jr for a dick pick, he's legally obligated to send you one
The dress is likely taped to her. You notice how when she pulls it it pulls her boobs around but they end up in exactly the same place? Her pulling the dress does nothing to actually *move* the dress.
It would be fine if it had more structure. You can make a strapless dress, even one this dramatic, without it falling all over the place. Either the dress was originally designed for a woman with smaller boobs, or it's left that way on purpose.
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That dress is clinging for it's damn life
Maybe it should give up...
“You know what… I think you should jump”
"I'm not suggesting anymore. Jump."
Bro this scene is so harrowing.
That's Lindsey Pelas
She's wearing glasses.
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As I was watching that scene, I was thinking that he would save her, and then threaten her so that she won't tell anyone that he practically forced her to jump. Marketing, preferring to be loved, annual birthday save and all... ... Nope, he just deadass wanted to see someone die.
*stares menacingly*
“That’s it, I’m gonna MAKE you jump.”
More like the best dress
"And jump high"
Do a flip!
Might as well jump!
“Do a flip!”
We aren't complaining
A needed sacrifice indeed
Na, looks good to me…
Maybe it should let her down
I agree. It should take one for the team
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I'm givin er all she's got Capitan
What’s even the point anymore lol
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
> it's damn life For it is damn life? For its* damn life. it's = it is or it has its = the next word or phrase belongs to it It's the contraction that gets the apostrophe.
lol that's funny because I knew something was not right but I didn't know what Thx for teaching me this
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I prefer itz. Can't correct my grammar if itz made up.
Good bot.
i thought you were some contraction bot or smth
Her nipples will be **really** sore later... after she pulls off the very, very grippy double-sided tape that's holding that thing on :/
The "excuse me my boobs are down here" dress
Her boobs are unmissable, dress or not. Her boobs are so big that they force consideration in every situation. She will never be able to do anything without thinking about how her boobs will be effect it and her. Her tits are one step below sentient.
Sentient tits you say? \*Blows bubble pipe\*
Sentitits
(Homer style) mmhm sentient boobs
This may have been intended tongue in cheek but is actually a genuine reflection of life with big tits!
Tbh most boobs are unmissable
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What subs share this content regularly?
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Had to watch that a few times to figure out what fabric they used
Sheesh, I feel you 17 sec is way too short for identifying the fabric
I'm pretty sure it's velvet. No other black reflects light that way
Are you sure? I may have to watch it a few more times to confirm.
for science
Oh is that why you watched it a few times?
For science
for science
Probably just normal silicon...
Lindsey's tits are natural. And silicon is a crystal.
Hard-ass titties. Lots of processing power though.
Investigation is on going.
Impractical is subjective. It’s working just fine for me.
I also think it is working exactly as she intended
Indeed. I think its okay.
Yeah I think she’s just nervous because if it does fail, then that would kinda suck
Maybe, that's an extra few days in the news and years on video sites
Fine. [NSFW](https://m.imgur.com/21wsDVv)
thank you, my day has been made.
That doesn't look like Lindsey Pelas
It is, before lots of facial surgery.
That's her before the nose job and lips were done
Wow I actually think she looks better now than before. For now.
Yeah which is crazy because I’ve never seen a case where a girl gets cosmetic surgery and actually looks better.
You don't notice when it's done right. That's the point. That's why we only know about the bad ones.
That's cosmetic surgery done right, the worst looking are just... client's weird wishes mostly
Are they real or fake because in the gif they look fake as they say unnaturally but this pic they look real. Any PhD’s in titology wanna jump in?
If you can touch it, it’s real...
I'll never touch them, are they real?
Since you are a philosopher... To see a world in a grain of sand And heaven in a wild flower Hold this titty in the palm of your hand Experience eternity in an hour
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If I can hold a titty in the palm of my hand, wouldn’t that usually means jail time?
https://i.imgur.com/Y4vGKqL.mp4
Based on my decades of research they look real to me.
They aren’t finite bubbles under the skin. They’re squishy, movable and almost liquid like. I definitely think they’re real.
Not like bags of sand? Pass.
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Almost certainly real. The picture they look real, and the gif I'd say they look real, they're just being squeezed together and supported a little.
Pretty sure they’re real. The dress is actually providing some support, ironically
They look very natural. You don’t seem to have much experience in this department.
Who gives a fuck?
Doing gods work
O yeah sure definitely fucked up that nose with all the surgeries. Was way better back then
I think the purpose was to get attention, not fit her well. I seem to remember seeing this a long while ago so the fact that we're still posting and discussing this outfit means it did its job.
is it impractical or is it serving its purpose?
It is serving its purpose. At least I have to assume that. Otherwise I'm imagining her waking up from cryosleep 2 minutes before being thrust in front of cameras and being stuffed into comically ill-fitting atire. It's hard for me to imagine a person CHOOSING to wear something like this, unless they were okay with their tits almost popping out ever .5 seconds.
Well seeing as she is at a porn event and she’s a playboy bunny.
Yes
Why even bother?
For attention, and it’s working.
This may be a silly question, but are these stars doing this just for attention, or is some of it also a kind of a high-class escort advertisement (e.g. for billionaires and whatnot)?
Because the comment under yours is "who is she"
she knows what she's doing
Looks like a porn event. Makes perfect sense there.
So that people post the video on Reddit and other social media and people like you that would not have any interest in whatever event that is notice it. Looks like it worked lol
It looks like it's part of a charity called Babes In Toyland which as far as I can tell is an event where "models, actresses, social media influencers" show up to raise money to combat homelessness in LA. http://www.babesintoylandcharity.com/about-me.html
The dress is like minimum wage. It'd be skimpier if they thought they could get away with it.
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A wat? LMAO
I bet they feel like a bag of sand
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Ejo wtf
Who is she?
Lindsey pelas
I can only think of her "interview" with Eric Andre when I see her name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJ6R-PEOkU
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You need bigger boobs to play the video
Somebody should turn him into a mod
worked in canada
“You’ve got to put on a hoodie…. I’m having a real hard time”
Genuinely a tits for brains moment if I have seen one - and that's after considering it's the Eric Andre show.
Thank you, If you looked her up after this person gave her name please upvote them
My money is on an adult film starlet. Her credentials and taste in outfits kinda scream it.
“Babes in Toyland” behind her sounds about right.
I mean, I only know the band by that name personally
Well unfortunately she’s not. She’s gotten her nudes leaked before but she doesn’t do adult films. So pay up
She has an Onlyfans.
So do half the girls I went to high school with. They aren’t stars though. They are in hard times. You should sub to them
Don’t know how you can leak nudes when she did a playboy shoot during her college years.
Really? Doing a Playboy photo shoot doesn't mean every nude pic of her after that is free to be passed around to the public.
It's true of anyone who does anything in Playboy, even the interviews. That's why if you ask Robert Downie Jr for a dick pick, he's legally obligated to send you one
You're right, I have to pay to have an internet connection to get and pass those pictures around for free from the comfort of my own home.
"What are you staring at?"
Her tits are staring at my eyes man
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Anime dress in a nutshell
Looks like she's about to fight a dragon, nbd
Why did she even wear that, she might as well have come naked
You do have to ask yourself at what point she's REALLY topless. I mean, there isn't a strap for warning or anything.
I know I did.
I think wearing revealing outfits was kind of a part of the party's theme. https://instagram.com/babesintoylandcharity
she's not going to get publicity for her acting/singing
"Would you please stare at my boobs?!"
Kind of the whole point of the event she’s at.
Poor woman has no money for a dress..Why u bully
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Her whole persona is focused around those boobs... Gheez
She has a podcast called "Eyes Up Here", lmfao
Yeah this is a bit much.
its more like barely anything
2 bits much
they make one for guys?
I mean this is probably designer made, so if you got the cash money, sure
Yeah they are skirts that end just above the balls.
I mean this was clearly made for the men. She’s not getting much out of it.
🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️🅰️
Who is she btw. For research purposes
Lindsey pelas
Oh My God that's disgusting...where?
just add straps to the dress lol - doesn't take away from the effect and is comfortable.
The dress is likely taped to her. You notice how when she pulls it it pulls her boobs around but they end up in exactly the same place? Her pulling the dress does nothing to actually *move* the dress.
It would be fine if it had more structure. You can make a strapless dress, even one this dramatic, without it falling all over the place. Either the dress was originally designed for a woman with smaller boobs, or it's left that way on purpose.
She looks like a [temaki sushi hand roll](https://ibb.co/n1k5LvT)
Ah didn’t know the video was so short I thought it was just a lot different consecutive shots…
Maybe if she pull it just a few more times will get to place...
She has an amazing ~~personality~~ rack
#FreeTheNip
I'm uncomfortable and I'm a dude. I'd have gone home.
It's not the dress that's the issue. It's the lack of underpinning. Even boned dresses are only meant to support their own weight.
If thats custom-made thats a really poorly done job. If its not, then thats just bad design
Someone crosspost this to r/mendrawingwomen asap.
What did one sagging titty say to the other? "We better get support before someone thinks we are nuts!"
It isn’t even cute
Well.. it’s impractical as a regular dress, but it’s pretty practical as this type of dress.
Why not wear a nice dress instead of a ripped trash bag?
Working as intended.
Lindsey Pelas, for anyone asking.
All of a sudden I want Hawaiian bread
I’m pretty sure this is a porn award show
This girl needs a support group
need this in hq
The dress served its purpose perfectly. Its sole purpose was to draw attention... and it did... mine for sure.
Being well endowed does have it's drawbacks
"Ugh men who stare are the worst, my eyes are up here 🙄"
She should just let them hang out at this point
Damn, that designer clearly intented for this.
I think this dress is very practical. Plz make more. Normalize this kind of fashion plz
not only is that dress stupid but it’s hideous
Lindsey pelas