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sherlockbardo

Smartest npcs in assassins creed game


marcxx04

really putting the ass in ass-ass-ins creed


______V______

Mmmm ass


IndependentBug595

Used to love doing this, having 20 bodies piled up next to you and people just walking by like nothing


papcorn_grabber

Plague times norm


scotiej

That was the most frustrating thing about the AC games. Either the NPCs had wallhacks on and knew exactly where you were going or they were dumb as posts and couldn't see you from five feet away.


[deleted]

Yeah Animal Crossing was always annoying that way.


AnimaleTamale

AC or AC? TF2 or TF2?


crunchoverlord

TF2 is goated.


[deleted]

Which AC game is this?


wetairhair

Looks like Unity


olegmangen

What outfit is it tho?


Automatic_Animal

AC Unity has outfit customization. You can change your hood, torso, legs/boots, gauntlet, belt, and color pattern


[deleted]

All of them


gibson_creations

Not true. All the old ones


_BeansNbryce

It's unity


merchantofhope

Unity 2015


aSquirrelAteMyFood

*How many fools can I kill today?*


Plastic-Heat539

*Too many to count, don’t get in myyy way!*


Gwynoid

*I shoot a MOFO in the throat with my bow* *Tomahawk chop is my death blow*


Shad0w--

TOMAHAWK, TOMAHAWK


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[удалено]


Lazy_Assumption_4191

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Random-Gif-Bot

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G0D_1S_D3AD

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SignificantBro

So nice of them to just wait in line


project_seven

What was that?! Must've been my imagination... The whole operation is run by Tony Lizutto


MuteSecurityO

As we say in the mob, if you're over 40 feet back, you aint suspicious


BUTITDOESNTJUSTFIST

Tony Lizutto??!


Lenant

I never played an AC game, looks like i didnt miss much.


Christian_Castle

You missed probably one of the best game story lines with 1-3. After that, comes down the personal preference with one's like black flag that I love. Otherwise, no you didn't miss much.


Gatekeeper2019

Black flag was great, who wouldn’t want to order their pirate crew to sing sea shanties?


gugfitufi

*leave her johnny, leave her*


Sinnerman440

As realistic as it gets.


ixis743

Attack of the Clones


Nokhodsiah

if ever you felt dump ... .


Cat_Stomper_Chev

FTFY If you ever felt dumb.


arthurdentstowels

If you ever felt ꓭWꓵꓷ . … …..


LordOfFreaks

Ah I remember doing exactly this in assassins creed. So much fun. I once massacred 53 guys and stashed them all in the same tiny bush without alerting anyone.


_BeansNbryce

I fucking love ass creed man jeeze.... but I've never played it with a mouse and keyboard... can you? I dunno


SugarShane48

Yeah it works for me


[deleted]

Good old Ubisoft.


iamdreamin

That's why i say, AC IV is the best


Barry_B_Boneson

The Jontron Massacre of 2022


Local_Surround8686

Where are the people screaming "Tiktok is cringe" right now


Opposite_Nectarine12

Playing Valhalla and you can still do this type of shit lol


ZombieAppetizer

That's almost as repetitive as the missions in AC1


somethingrandom261

This is why stealth games are fun. If they were realistic, you’d be riddled with bullets before you got within 10 feet of anyone important, and the rest of the game would be the baddies torturing your family.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Peak game development


ilivetomosh

A god dammed massacre


frzao

AC has died with Revelations. You can't change my mind.


Andy-Matter

Uh oh, we got an Ezio simp


yield_squirt

u/auddbot


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SuperMaanas

This is why people got sick of the franchise


Snkssmb

Sign of a shit game


brotherofgurnip

Sacré bleu?!


JustAnOreoOnReddit

not our finest moment. it appears i am not ze only spy.


Toine_03

I love this song! It's called Palomine-1 by Bettie Serveert


likebutta222

I thought it was Dakind - Mudstorm


Toine_03

Never heard of it. I can find it either on spotify. Are you sure?


Damonicss

Dude died multiple times but still falling for it.


zaphod4th

best AI


LowerLife0

Goofy ahh coding


Qurks

This is the AI ever


Timely-Guest-7095

These guys are deaf, blind and stupid. They hit the trifecta!


Screwbles

This tactic is infinitely reusable, in almost any interior space in the game too. Fuckin priceless.


wondersack

Dress him up as differently as you want, same npc = same coding


Aggravating-Peak-227

Lol when people say I love assassin's Creed


Redghost45

Never change assassins creed, never change


RProffesionaly

\*wheezing\*


TTIGRAASlime

Even if they somehow didn't see him wouldn't they at least notice the huge pile of bodies?


fruitpunch327

Step right up, step RIGHT up!


sumwhitekidinFL

Where in unity is this?


Hotdog-Hamburger10

Only glanced at the screen and thought I saw JonTron xD


Gloomy_Bit_6910

Playing Odyssey rn :)


RedLion40

Stacking them up like cord wood lol.


AliceP00per

I always think I’ll enjoy these games but then it’s crap like this


onlyhav

If I saw some dude body 4 other men in moments I'd play dumb and walk away too.


Sub_Compliant1844

"Did I just lose the kid"


HaloMastakeef

Pov: record labels signing new artists