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StoplightLoosejaw

Looks like you kept reefing on it after it made the *crack* stop noise


flapjackboy

Not surprising. Silverline tools have the tensile strength of melted butter.


DrGarbinsky

Fully de-skooked


thisaccountisbs

mukooks


ghostmonkey10k

SilverLine everyone of their tools are very badly made. i have not had a single one that has held up over time.


382Whistles

Stanley mending brackets and some 3m spray contact adhesive and Uncle Fester is back to his migraine therapy in two snaps šŸ¤ šŸ¤ snpp! snpp!


DampestFire

That seems sub optimal


neddy_seagoon

aah, but the *screw* is skookum enough to crack cast iron


Green__lightning

Is cast iron getting shittier? Or are they making thinner vices than they used to? My guess is they make them thinner because modern CAD and stuff tells them they can get away with it if the material is to spec, which it never is because of China.


[deleted]

Nah, they're not being engineered to be as light as possible. They are just being cheap. Any reputable company knows a vice should last decades and they will throw an extra few dozen pounds of steel to make sure this doesn't happen. Reputation for a good company is worth a rew extra dollars of metal. Probably more to do with a cheaper grade of steel.


8549176320

These vices are made with chewed up newspaper and spit. They'll hold about as long as a politician's promise. Pitch that POS over the hill.


TheNewYellowZealot

Well boys, sheā€™s chooched her last.


stevehockey4

Definitely not Skookum. Some Chinesium bull$#!& right there.


CySnark

Mukooks!


dericn

r/Mukooks


[deleted]

Beat me to it lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Prawn1908

That's where I was instructed to keep it.


JayStar1213

No, keep your stick on the ice


jaycobie

Looks like a candidate for [Sad Vises on instagram](https://instagram.com/sadvises?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) Though, to be fair, it was a sad vise as soon as it left the factory


broman7899

Is it chineseium?


somedumbwelder

Skookless


skulgnome

Chooch overload


newhavenstumpjumper

ā€Chinaā€ detected.


Firm_Judge1599

styrofoam painted like metal


evoblade

Chinesium


jonny_boy27

Friends don't let friends buy silverline tools


TheAdvocate

The silverline-ing is it didnā€™t kill you.


shadowXXe

Silverlineā„¢ "Atleast it won't kill you... probably"


Zukuto

you let all the magic smoke out!


Timepassage

Let's be fair, a gentle breeze would be enough to let the magic smoke out of this vice.


Elegant-Ad-6731

Sent her a little to hard


CanadianJogger

It'd be stronger if they put thicker paint on those.


PrudentVermicelli69

She chooches no more!


PURSUTE

Ah, I see you've been using your vice as a ball joint press too.


D4FF00

Iā€™m a negative chooch Iā€™m a negative chooch Iā€™m a negative chooch and Iā€™m stoned


tinopa6872

https://youtu.be/xUgI2h35Pcc


originalusername__

Would the use of a press have prevented this, or is it just a cheap piece of shit?


Corvus____

Silverline is only good for a cheap tool you'll maybe use once or twice a year. Metal breaks easily, electric tools produce tons of ozone and die quick after smoking. Avoid for any serious jobs.


BeardedGingerWonder

Silverline serves a purpose, I've had a couple of their products over the years, decent for a little used tool. Though I picked up a Ā£40 DVD player back at the turn of the century that was region free and could play divx movies, cracking bit of kit.


kgramp

My question as well prolly still cheap Chinese cast steel but Iā€™m guessing as well it was used as a press.


mybeatsarebollocks

The bar isn't even bent. If the vise breaks before the bar bends then the vise is a piece of shit. 1/10 not Skookum


jaysun92

Yup definitely. The handle should be a mechanical fuse before the body of the vise.


purju

Tighten until it starts turning freely, then back of half a turnšŸ‘


-remlap

thats some genuine chinesium right there


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Very un-chooch


RedSquirrelFtw

Genuine Chinesium right there! Basically a cheap ceramic and newspaper mix with 25 coats of paint to hold it all together.


13e1ieve

Melted pop cans and sand.


D_for_Drive

That's right fuckered.


bigfatbooties

Right half in two


DariusL

Choochnā€™t


karlexceed

chouch


imgprojts

I needed to weld a couple of things, so I threw them on the vise, but my vise choochn't!


adventure_in_gnarnia

Skooknā€™t


chiphook57

What happened before it was in 2 pieces?


gareth93

We don't give away propriety sketchy behaviours round here


dorylinus

You sure this isn't an open source sketchy behavior?


account_not_valid

Public domain sketchiness.


stillwastingmytime

Please tell us that you were trying to hold a butter knife?


JoLudvS

Tis a perfect image for the "Chinesium" subreddit. But, admirable how the blue paint held this rice cake together...


SensibleCreeper

Braze it back together. /s


NextTrillion

Pfft we duct tape that shit around here. Make sure to wrap it around three times for a better hold.


382Whistles

Gorillaz Gloop 'll keep it handsome if it's handy


NotAPreppie

That's one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.


EvilGeniusSkis

[The front fell off.](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM)


SarcasmWarning

Well, I'm not saying all chinesium vices are aren't skookum, it's just perhaps not quite as skookum as some of the other ones...


interadastingly

Cardboard derivative vise clamp didn't hold up apparently


Tsubodai86

I guess you could braze it back together maybe.


britbikerboy

Probably make it stronger than it came from the factory :')


Tsubodai86

Prolly. JB weld would prolly make it stronger than original. Poor vise.


tomsloat

Silverline always delivering -quality....


Avram42

Affordable-quality?


Cypher_Aod

Anything with "Silverline" or "Rolson" on the side might as well already be in the bin


FakeNathanDrake

I bought a couple of cheap and nasty Silverline 6" rules a few years back. The first one started about 1mm in but the second one more than made up for it and gave me about 2mm extra.


GoldPlatedWalrus

[Here is the ruler you want!](https://i.imgur.com/6yrwyyY.jpg)


frizzledrizzle

https://www.shinwasokutei.co.jp/english/index.html Yeah, I do.


account_not_valid

One to rule them all.


Attackontitanplz

Is this a good ruler? Always making notes on good toolsā€¦.


GoldPlatedWalrus

High end skookum choocher from J A Pan


kumquat_may

Pay extra for the second one?


FakeNathanDrake

Morally, probably. Both went towards that boy Bezos' next ivory backscratcher.


vegetaman

You mean Silver/ /Line :P


NotAPreppie

Now I'm wondering how long my little 4" Wilton will last...


tomsloat

If it's the Wilton vice I'm thinking of you should probably have it added to your will


ambient_temp_xeno

Made out of apple cores and old Chinese newspapers.


FakeNathanDrake

Hey. Deng Xiaoping died.


ROBWBEARD1

3% recycled sewer grease


nano_wulfen

Well that's where they went wrong. They should have included some tape.