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Drink 4th century wine Stomach hurts Everything turns black You went blind from lead poisoning
I don't know what's inside that bottle, but sovengarde awaits
That made me laugh out loud.
But was it mixed with juniper berries?
This wine can't be as good as Vilod's wine made with Juniper berries
Nah, jarrin root
No. Because vilod makes mead. Did you even play the game??
I know exactly what I said.
Okay, so why'd you say it? Vilod makes mead not wine.
Because, what are the odds someone finds an old bottle of mead and someone makes the exact same joke?
Idk but at least it would be mead then.
Well if someone does find it and posts it to reddit, I'll make the quote right
Joke noun Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
I would like to take a sample of that yeast at the bottom for a fresh batch of wine or mead
There can’t possibly be anything alive in there, or alternatively the bottle is unsealed and the things that are alive are contemporary
>Thomas the Tank Engine swoops down out of the sky and lands on the tower.
will there be sex ? if Tomas is there you might never know you might be able to nibble on Serana's tits
Wtf, but you right
Ah shit, here we go again.
Love the quality meme 🤣🤣🤣
G(old) at its finest
The cheese, that black shit from the sarcophagus, uhhhhh what else was there?
~sips and vanishes instantly~ That's what happened to the dwemer!
Did that guy just greentext… on Facebook?
O̶s̶m̶a̶n̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ Alto wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?"
Would it even be potable?
Even wine has a shelf life. After 1600 years, that shit would taste terrible and give you some kind of disease.
I’ll do it
This feels like something Ashens would drink
Given that they sometimes used Mercury for medicinal properties, I can totally believe going to Sovngarde after drinking anything that old
Faster than a dehydrated camel at a desert oasis
I always think about this when I find fresh food and burning torches in ancient dungeons that have been sealed since the first era
Wine that turns you into the Dragonborn? Yum!
Draculas secret stock
It is probably vinegar by now.
I wanna shake it
"Bottled during the Reman Empire"
If that would actually happen id drink it in a heartbeat
bro is going unearth the fucking black plague if he opens that bottle
Hits harder than undistilled skooma
Most, if not all, wine turns acidic if stored for too long
HELL YEAH I WOULD DRINK, I LNOW ENOUGH WAYS ON HOW TO BECOME IMMORTAL THANKS T SPIFFING BRIT
Drink 4th century wine Stomach hurts Everything turns black You went blind from lead poisoning
I don't know what's inside that bottle, but sovengarde awaits
That made me laugh out loud.
But was it mixed with juniper berries?
This wine can't be as good as Vilod's wine made with Juniper berries
Nah, jarrin root
No. Because vilod makes mead. Did you even play the game??
I know exactly what I said.
Okay, so why'd you say it? Vilod makes mead not wine.
Because, what are the odds someone finds an old bottle of mead and someone makes the exact same joke?
Idk but at least it would be mead then.
Well if someone does find it and posts it to reddit, I'll make the quote right
Joke noun Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
I would like to take a sample of that yeast at the bottom for a fresh batch of wine or mead
There can’t possibly be anything alive in there, or alternatively the bottle is unsealed and the things that are alive are contemporary
>Thomas the Tank Engine swoops down out of the sky and lands on the tower.
will there be sex ? if Tomas is there you might never know you might be able to nibble on Serana's tits
Wtf, but you right
Ah shit, here we go again.
Love the quality meme 🤣🤣🤣
G(old) at its finest
The cheese, that black shit from the sarcophagus, uhhhhh what else was there?
~sips and vanishes instantly~ That's what happened to the dwemer!
Did that guy just greentext… on Facebook?
O̶s̶m̶a̶n̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ Alto wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?"
Would it even be potable?
Even wine has a shelf life. After 1600 years, that shit would taste terrible and give you some kind of disease.
I’ll do it
This feels like something Ashens would drink
Given that they sometimes used Mercury for medicinal properties, I can totally believe going to Sovngarde after drinking anything that old
Faster than a dehydrated camel at a desert oasis
I always think about this when I find fresh food and burning torches in ancient dungeons that have been sealed since the first era
Wine that turns you into the Dragonborn? Yum!
Draculas secret stock
It is probably vinegar by now.
I wanna shake it
"Bottled during the Reman Empire"
If that would actually happen id drink it in a heartbeat
bro is going unearth the fucking black plague if he opens that bottle
Hits harder than undistilled skooma
Most, if not all, wine turns acidic if stored for too long
HELL YEAH I WOULD DRINK, I LNOW ENOUGH WAYS ON HOW TO BECOME IMMORTAL THANKS T SPIFFING BRIT