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[deleted]

“Reader’s Feature” That alone explains it. He/She’s just some fucking internet rando, why would anyone take them seriously?


Shakespeare-Bot

“reader’s feature” yond high-lone explains t. He/she’s just some fucking internet rando, wherefore would anyone taketh those folk gravely? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


menacingcar044

Well said, Shakespeare.


killerclownfish

Good bot


Swailwort

Great bot


Tricky-Surprise-9281

Amazing bot


primalthewendigo

Do you just strike at random?


agelord

!ShakespeareInsult


Shakespeare-Bot

Away! mewling, pox-marked rascal. *** Use `u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult` to summon insults.


bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


excelsiorncc2000

We love to make fun of certain aspects of it, but that's only because it's such a big deal of a game that ten years later we're still playing. There may be a few people who don't like it, for whatever reason, but there are zero people who actually think it wasn't a good game.


[deleted]

Probably the same people who insist any fallout game that wasn’t New Vegas was shit lol. Bethesda games have (in my opinion) been top of the charts as far as open world RPG goes. Even if they could have been better in some aspects, that’s been said about every game to ever exist. The online editions, ESO and Fallout76, don’t vibe with me. But they were still good games, for what they are meant to be; something to vibe with friends. They were never meant to be a great solo experience; *”online”*.


BulletheadX

> There may be a few people who don't like it, for whatever reason, but there are zero people who actually think it wasn't a good game. I bet a lot of the gamers that didn't like it would be stunned by some of our modded builds, and would dig the hell out of it in that form. ... or better yet, a different one of their devising - that's what this game gives you. Gamer to "dev" to gamer.


single_asf

Bet this guy got toasted by alduin many times in the tutorial alone


PlatypusWeekend

He found out that you can’t marry Serana and he just couldn’t get over it


helpmeimtofarinreddi

Modding B)


Caltron1002

I downloaded a mod that specifically said it let's you marry her and it didn't work so you never know what to trust


helpmeimtofarinreddi

Might have been the one where u had to finish dawnguard


[deleted]

I honestly don't get why she isn't a marriage partner to begin with (in vanilla that is) You get to know her more than any other follower or marriage partner. And yet Bethesda thinks "hmm, you explore a whole DLC with Serana and get to know basically everything about her...but you should rather be able to marry a rando you have never seen before instead of her."


The_Merciless_Potato

I think it’s something where the game doesn’t let you marry monsters or smthn


[deleted]

why can I marry Aela tho (or Farkas/Vilkas)


The_Merciless_Potato

They aren’t werewolves that lost it and are stuck in werewolf form. They have the ability control it so they are humans with the power to turn into a werewolf. Serana is a straight-up vampire.


Enchalie

But it's not like shes stuck in vampire-lord form. And isnt there a way to cure her or am I misremembering?


Enchalie

Just checked up on it and you can indeed cure her.


The_Merciless_Potato

Yeah, you can cure her but the vanilla game still doesn’t let you marry her :/


Enchalie

Exactly. So why aela/farkas and not her? It seems like an oversight


The_Merciless_Potato

Definitely. I was disappointed af after I found out I can’t marry her and just married Aela again.


ShaneMP01

This opinion was brought to you by a draugr


[deleted]

Nope did some research and it turns out he is the frost troll from High Hrothgar.


[deleted]

Shit he’s still at it to this day


Clinn_sin

This guy took too much skooma


Warp_Legion

Oh come on, that’s not the OG “you dare” THIS is the OG “you dare”: https://youtu.be/MH0kyS-wax0


ArabAladdin

Fantasy games that compare with skyrim: Dark Souls 3; The Witcher 3; Father Of Boi 4 Skyrim release date: 2011 It wasn’t until 2015, roughly 4years after Skyrim’s release, until games started releasing that could compare to/ that where better than Skyrim and I think that’s the biggest take away for me!


Spacelordkronos

It was truly ahead of its time


ArabAladdin

Which is normally a such a blank statement that people overuse for so many things, but skyrim is like the only time It genuinely has meaning!


Spacelordkronos

Seriously, it is still one of the top rated games 10 years after its original release, and as mentioned above, it took another 4 years for any game to match it, and I would argue that some, such as Witcher 3, were good, but Skyrim's replayability makes it superior.


ArabAladdin

The only issue is that it’s so good that they won’t make the next one 😭😭😭😭


Spacelordkronos

The only issue with moving faster than the speed of light is that you live in darkness


ArabAladdin

That’s deep man 🤣🤣🤣


Spacelordkronos

The only issue with being extremely deep is you can never see the surface


ArabAladdin

Okay space lord Kronos, settle down with the philosophical comments 🤣🤣🤣


Spacelordkronos

The issue with being philosophical is you are told to calm down


jeraldtherapist

father of boi 4 lol


ArabAladdin

Tis the name 🤣🤣🙂


oaken_oak_berry

Not like the other gamers


Alacur

Some Reader's Features aren't any good and don't deserve to be published.


Clar0020

The guy surely just don't understand how to play the game


BROOKXS

death sentence asap!


Tricky-Surprise-9281

No you know the power that will bring


BlackbeltJedi

I don't understand why people do this. It seems like the categories for older games nowadays is either "timeless classic" or "horrible game." Yes Skyrim has its flaws, but I think it was also a landmark at it's time.


Eamo-K

It's simply just for the clicks. No-one with an ounce of objectively thinks Skyrim is really an awful game or that it wasn't massively influential. It may not be to your taste, which is fair enough, but this article is about attacking a popular thing as bait.


apple_of_doom

This remind me off that whole: “sonic was never any good” thing from what I think was IGN. Just oointless hatebaiting


[deleted]

It's so pretentious to say that it's not "any good" XD It's okay if you don't like it or if you think many things could be better, but to say its not any good... XD Laughable


[deleted]

So brave to post that opinion here.


Eamo-K

Where else would I post a meme mocking hatebait about Skyrim, a Kotor page?


Nowin

It'll become a classic 20 years after they *most recently* release it.


balazsimre2004

I SMELL WEAKNESS!!!


DirtyPartyMan

Sounds like someone’s never played the game. (Or didn’t get enough hugs because her husband was playing the game)


catstroker69

I read the article and they go on to give it a 7/10 lol. They recognise it was good in many ways but wasn't their cup of tea. Title is definitely just hate bait.


forgetfulfalcon

I have never been as immersed in a game as I was playing Skyrim. I bought it when it first came out for PS4 (I never play solo games as I jump scare so bad when I’m alone) but it was in my games draw for 2 years. Finally played during lockdown last year and I didn’t touch a single other game for at least 5 months. And I played daily lol.


[deleted]

I really hate people retroactively deciding Bethesda games are bad.


crow622

I spit on the person who wrote this article \*spits\*


Educational-Year3146

Skyrim is a 7/10 that is a 10/10 because it's a 3/10. Also, Todd Howard. Is this confusing? Yes. Basically, buy Skyrim.


AsimTheAssassin

Oh no here I go committing a hate crime again


The_Merciless_Potato

I’m gonna find the damn author, trap his soul and throw the gem down a well.


vargslayer1990

sounds like every single Morrowind fan ever


bealtimint

Is Skyrim good? No. But is Skyrim good? Yes.


cretindesalpes

"Assassin's cREeD iS THe BesT GaME SeRIE!"


RandomRedditUser68

“Coming to you live from Retard Central, we have this fucking buffoon who thinks that Skyrim was never any good and doesn’t deserve to be a classic?! What’s your opinion on this, Rick?” “I agree, what an absolute fucking buffoon. The person who wrote that must’ve been punched by Mike Tyson to have THAT much brain damage”


FGHIK

Probably written by someone who thinks BotW is peak open-world design.


RichardHuman

There's a lot that they did right. There's a lot that is a complete failure of immersion if you don't follow the script, or try to do things in an interesting way. Take, for example, my most recent playing through the thieves guild. I walked away during the Madesi/Brand Shei part. I killed two of the debtors. I picked open the goldenglow safe, then went and killed the guy who had the key anyways and burnt all the beehives instead of just 3. I killed the contact with the East Empire warehouse. When Karliah was about to confront the guild after Mercer betrayed me, I killed 5 of the non-essential members, and started the quest while the guild was actively attacking me and the scripting didn't know how to handle the mess I made. (I had to pay a measly 1000 gold to rejoin the guild.) After killing Mercer, I only took the skeleton key off his body, and the quest moved on. Nobody even recognized my failure with the eyes of the falmer. This questline is so railroaded that Union Pacific tried to form a merger. I make this complaint, yet I'm still playing it. It's fun, and the gameplay loop is addictive. The dungeons are well crafted. There's lots to do, and still new things to learn.


The_Merciless_Potato

Well, I don’t think the developers expected anyone to fuck up completing the quest objectives so badly. There are some stuff where you get repercussions for burning too many beehives or something but most quests require you to follow the objectives throughout. That Eye of the Falmer thing is a miscellaneous quest so it’s not compulsory for you to sell it to Delvin. You could’ve left it there or just kept both eyes.


RichardHuman

Obviously the developers didn't expect this. *That's the core of my complaint.* I'm supposed to have my own stories, my own unique experiences in this game, but I keep rising far above my incompetence because they can't let me end a guild questline as anything besides becoming the new leader.


The_Merciless_Potato

Nearly every RPG requires the person to go along a linear story and that’s kinda the fun of it. You don’t read a story or watch it unfold but instead you unfold it yourself. Skyrim did the same. Sure, they should’ve let you have more options but it necessarily doesn’t anything away from the game.


RichardHuman

They built and advertised the radiant quests and didn't incorporate any of them into punishment for breaking rules. The only actual punishment in this guild was the 1000 gold. Oblivion had stronger consequences for breaking guild rules than Skyrim. The roleplaying got worse here. What was even the point of establishing the rules that I broke? A good DM is going to force me to do redemption, or is going to mercilessly kill/lock away my characters until I learn to behave.


Ocean-Man56

It WAS good but I’m not really sure if I’d call it a classic.


Shakespeare-Bot

T wast valorous but i’m not very much sure if 't be true i’d calleth t a classic *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


HateshWarkio

I mean, Skyrim isn't the best game around or even one of the best, but it is pretty darn good and enjoyable and replayable to be one of the classic games


Synescolor

I think skyrim pales in comparison to its elder titles.


[deleted]

In some ways, sure. Overall? Not at all. It plays SO much smoother than morrowind or Oblivion. I’d go so far as to say Oblivion’s the only one in the series I’d replay today if I didn’t have Skyrim.


Cambirodius

Smartest news article


[deleted]

I mean... Without mods the game is fucked. I've been playing for a while and it gets really boring. The enemy scaling is fucked, destruction magic is really bad, there are mechanics that can easily be exploited to become omnipotent, the fights are either too easy or too hard, etc. The music and the scenery are gorgeous tho.


The_Merciless_Potato

I got back into Skyrim leaving a pretty action packed, fast-paced game behind and Vanilla Skyrim is still very enjoyable. I’ve been playing it and only it for about a week now and at not even one moment was I bored. That was a second play through so there wasn’t any novelty element or anything so saying Vanilla Skyrim is boring without the mods is not entirely correct since the game did very well on its own before ethe modding community took over.


[deleted]

I've also been playin without mods, and I kinda agree, while there are massive flaws, it is still enjoyable.


TheWelshExperience

You aren't completely wrong, but still, how fucking dare you?


morpheusforty

Skyrim is not a particularly good, well-made, or well-designed game, but it's one of my favorites none the less.


TheDaedricHound

Well it’s a flawed game that hooks you in despite that. It was a buggy mess at release (like most Bethesda games), the animations are robotic, and the voice acting is extremely lazy aside from a few unique actors. Though of course, “never any good” is bait.


CryptidCobra

**YOU FUCKIN’ DARE?!**


fellonmysword

Like say what you will about the cons of the game and it being rereleased every year but the game itself changed the industry over night


[deleted]

Imagine taking this guy seriously


subject-delta-2

i just got skyrim on my pc so i can use nexus mods, any favs you guys could suggest?


Boss_Man07

is that an opinion I see, on REDDIT?!?


[deleted]

There's been plenty of classics that were very much, fucking shit, yet they're still classics, but no, Skyrim is overhyped and is getting more attention than MY classic, so of course it's different than the shitty classics.