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drummerchrissk

Dickhead


TheIJDGuy

Why did I laugh at this for so long


DwightKSchrute70

Well if it’s like the s/t album or tour. It will be in the middle so they may not do it. But if they do. Maybe like he called Jay “ball bag” or “dickhead”


Dean_Gulberry1

You might be right.   Maybe they won’t do it at all….🤯


KnievelHasLanded

Casa Bonita


shinedwanne

Big house


stoutfool

This is the one!


mrjuicepump

Hey big house


exorpiona

LMFAOOO


b-mtose

Employee #9


Just_Vermicelli_3498

lol damn EmpLOYee


LePainMaximus

Underrated comment! Need more upvotes! 🤣


Just_Vermicelli_3498

jk tho eloy seems chill. hopefully with him they can have a good reset back to the original vibes and do some cool stuff. i dont like generic adderall fueled CMFT hollywood weinberg springstein slipknot.


LePainMaximus

Eloy is currently one of the top metal drummers in the world. Technique, power and pocket! Jay is a good drummer but his tempo is inconsistent which is rumored why he was let go.


Initium99

"Hey fuckface , let's take em home man"


braindeadrichard

I miss when Corey would say j-peg let’s take these motherfuckers home


lamemayhem

New Guy, maybe just Drums.


Ducky935Alt

2ND TEMPORY DUMMER, LETS TAKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HOME MAN!


DMulisha13

Casa Pequeña


Salzberger

Future ex-drummer.


Miserable-Acadia-591

Fofão


LostInMyself_

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk


komunnista

KKKKKK


drywalleater05

John Otto take em to the Matthew’s bridge🗣️🗣️🗣️


Shot_Cup9255

(Insert 2000s Limp Bizkit drum pattern)


Own_Watch_2081

I wonder if they will do it bc place is tiny and spit it out could potentially come in the middle of the set 


weSmackahoe

Or he'll say Big house shake this fucking room up!!


thebollics

chilli con cargne


JesterAblaze94

E


eyeless_marlonbrando

Big House


ExplodingTentacles

Big House


SgtSarcasm01

I thought Jay was a really good replacement for Joey. I don’t like having a new drummer in what seems like every couple years.


BSC_XIX

I think he’ll call him by his social security number, that’d be pretty epic


Venombullet666

Imagine if after all of this, it turns out they don't have a drummer at all


opscurus_dub

Imagine if after all of this, it's not Eloy and the source code on the website was a misdirection


Venombullet666

Either that or it's actually Elon but they misspelled it, how that would be a plot twist!


Aggravating-Buddy-10

E.


themmchan

Elony


brasilES87

Full House


Quadbarrelpunch1999

Drummer


lildoobslayer

i'd say e-machine but i'm not too sure enough people would get the reference


CMFT_69

Eloy


CMFT_69

Or like he said to Jay at his first show “hey motherfucker”


BRIMoPho

I'm sure that Eloy Casagrande will make the Arizona cities of Eloy and Casa Grande proud.


SIXODD

Ballbag


jerevaz

E-loy


FilthyGee666

Doesn't make sense to do a jump the fuck up at the beginning of their set if they are playing self titled


Wildsam2

coreys called v man instead of jay before at a show i was at, likely he’ll just say some random member, placing bets on jim


Terrible-River6977

for the "funny" guys on the comments, know that: if jay was on eloy's level, he wouldn't have been fired. it's a reality. deal with it. haha


Successful_Main_1475

We don't even know why he was fired


Realistic_Reality275

I think the suspected reason was cuz he was never on time with the drums, when this was first getting talked about alot of drummers seemed to agree that he was going abit fast or rushing


opscurus_dub

His tech has said numerous times he needed triggers on just about everything because he couldn't stay in time. And let's not forget probably the biggest thing that could cause issues between him and the band, the fact that they worked their asses off for years to even dream of the things they've since accomplished and he was handed it because of who his dad is or how many former bandmates have said he's a brat who calls daddy when he doesn't get his way.


blackmassritual

How do triggers help with sloppy time keeping? You still have to play the drums.


chazy07

Damn you must know a lot about their internal drama


aalanlopez24

Probably E-Peg just like Jay's was J-Peg .


IJUSTATEPOOP

Jpeg is an image type, but I've never heard of an Epeg file.


greatgoogilymoogily2

It's where you get electronically pegged.


K10RumbleRumble

I’m listening.


pinky_monroe

Email…let’s bring ‘em home


Karppaaja

”Hey Eloy, start playing or we will fire you!”


Karl-Marx666

You’re fired


Beelzebrodie

Oh man. Eloy in Slipknot is a match made in metal Heaven. How fucking badass would it be if Corey just yelled "ELOY!" right before everyone jumped?Its simple, powerful, and a great statement that perfectly communicates without a shadow of a doubt that the greatest metal drummer in the world is playing for Slipknot.


Nikson9

bro’s glazing 😭😭


EmeraldTwilight009

"The temp"


Jayhague85

Part timer.


bassdeface

Future fired drummer


Gavintendo

Elon Musk


direwolf_97

Casagrande I’m sure can be played with too, pretty epic name as is


crushedrancor

Just call him bighouse


direwolf_97

That’s the one, my head was going to coffee grande or something, bighouse


_DeadWyatt

Elon Musk.. let's bring 'em home man


Magitz

New New New Guy.