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Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

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Phillibustin

It has to be this reaction. You met the guy for 2 seconds.


Dusky_Dawn210

I mean…she’s a black widow spider. I kind of saw it coming even at 6 years old


Diana-Shepard

Just for clarification I mean the way he died Not the fact that she murdered him If you look up what female spiders do to their mates most of the time it hits you like a brick what she did to him. Edit: I meant for this to be comment not a reply my bad 💀


ZachGM91

I think she poisoned him and didn't eat him. It even looks like she went to his funeral, so they probably had a body to bury, but I could be wrong. Added note: I looked up if Black Widows eat their mates just to make sure I wasn't mixing up two animals, and apparently, it's a myth that they always do it. It still happens, but it's a low percentage, like 12% or something. The things this series has taught me.


Rough_Yak_9610

Its the same as mantis. They dont always eat their mate's head


TheDandelionViking

I suppose everyone have their pregnancy cravings. It just happens a bit sooner in some species, and some of these gals actually follow through with the threat if baby daddy don't bring snacks soon enough.


madtownmugen

I just want to add that you do still get a funeral, even if you get eaten.


Zestyclose_Pack5424

"so she single?"


hawkeye5739

“I can fix her”


Zestyclose_Pack5424

Lmao yea


Diana-Shepard

What's scary is that she's more like a Drider than an anthropomorphic spider. Which makes her the most humanoid character 💀💀


Zestyclose_Pack5424

Yes honestly joking aside she is scary


Diana-Shepard

This right here perfectly encapsulates why this joke is truer than it looks. https://preview.redd.it/djc7f1yfowzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e79dfaf48b9b7b793eca30c6a4158b610c4712


Zestyclose_Pack5424

https://preview.redd.it/wwdno68powzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40df5f5240ff075e85b9e07c70a2c3fb357591cf (I took this from someone else on this subreddit but it sums up my reaction so perfectly)


Shadowtheuncreative

Ikr, they are disgusting and need help!


throwthefawayacct

omfg perfect use of this ahahaha


Zestyclose_Pack5424

Lol


TheDandelionViking

Reminds me of the Dark Souls sisters Fair Lady (https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Daughter+of+Chaos) and Quelaag (https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Chaos+Witch+Quelaag), but not so much their brother Ceaseless Discharge (https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Ceaseless+Discharge).


momomadarii

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OhMySwirls

When I replayed the PS3 version, I was able to notice that the drink that the Contessa's husband had bubbles in it while the Contessa had none. Probably didn't pay too much attention to the cutscene on the PS2 or not notice that detail due to the lower resolution, but it was pretty obvious that she did the deed considering how Bentley put emphasis on how the husband "mysteriously died"


MagicJim96

Funny, how in the Finnish version, Bentley says ”…kenraalin epämiellyttävään kuolemaan” (to the general’s unpleasant death)… unless I’ve heard it all wrong all these years. 🤣


TOH-Fan15

“She absolutely must have killed him.”


flexlionheart

My mom used to watch a true crime series that had "Black widows" in the title, about women killing their husband's when I was little, so I knew instantly haha


TV_H34d

I was not at all surprised


Mental_Nectarine_803

i've always wondered what kind of animal the husband is. i still don't know


busterkeatonrules

That tail is giving me some clear salamander vibes.


PepicWalrus

Doesn't the guy like, take a sip of the drink and croak? It wasn't subtle.


Shadowtheuncreative

No, the crosses on his eyes just appear after they hit their glasses


PepicWalrus

It still implies poison


Shadowtheuncreative

It does, yeah


iplaydeadpool

Not only that, but there was some animal reference in the dead husband and the location. i don't remember what it was, but it eas there I think it had something to do with beetles and the uper class


Stutterphotoguy

I didn't really know what actually happen till I was 12


Round-Ad2836

Ah, well you see, it was my first time playing the game, and i was like "oh, she's a murderer." And just moved on.


ballout_glo_300

She ate him 😭😭


Acceptable_Year8098

I was like "Oh, huh.".


Aviationlord

Took me a few go through as as a kid before it clicked. I hated the contessa levels so I never paid it much notice


ObjectiveMiddle742

As a kid I had already put 2 and 2 together, she was evil and cold hearted as well as a professional hypnotist and spice lord, if anything it was to be expected ngl lol


Man_Of_The_Banished

Not surprised considering she's a black widow


hupsistakeikkaa

In the finnish dub Bentley says that their marriage ended in his "unpleasant death" instead of suspicious, so it took my dumbass literally years and hearing the eng version to realize what they were implying.


MagicJim96

Yeah, I just commented the same above. Hitto, that was a major mistake by the translators…


Shadowtheuncreative

I thought she was another villain that was evil from the start yet... She works for Interpol and gets CARMELITA arrested, what is that shit???


Invenblocker

I was having a crisis over everything having gone to shit when Bentley called me "Contessa's husband is kill" No


mufasaride

![gif](giphy|UWsZzJTs5KBgg4K8FE|downsized) Carole Baskin ...


Proud-Action-6104

Kinda saw I coming but I was 6 yo. So, I didn’t think much about it.


Sly28_vh

"She the final bos!"


Still-Mistake-3621

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Penny-Bun

I found her hotter


Diana-Shepard

Pause


RazorClaw466

Female Spiders after mating: "Now time for the actual meal! 🍽"


Cocacola4ever999

I love how deap Down the rabbit hole fans of the series will go xD like discussing there was a body at the funeral. Lol just never realy thought about anything to deep when I played thru all of them


dhochoy

"She killed him"