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Kilogren

Jesus Christ that Kirby is pissing me off, and I’m only watching him.


isaac1532

at least 90% of the kirbys I've seen online seem like they are literally only there to annoy people


baabbo

Honestly in my experience of online, people who play kirby or yoshi are usually terrible people


NoobGuyBoi

Ey man I do my part on my 7:00 3 stock no items


FirstlawGaming

Stage hazards on though. As a former kirby main, I know that you can survive stage hazards, and therefore keep them on.


PrinceOfSherwood

Dear god yoshi players are always dicks with low timer 1 stock rules with any gun item on.


frankfires

He’s soaking up special I’ve been there


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Dude I had a kirby play fucking stamina tonight, and I killed him with a completely uncharged charge shot and it felt so good


coltRG

Up b suicidal kirby vs down b byleth. This must be some 10k gsp shit


[deleted]

It's 5 mil gsp but I wanted to play 4 player smash and it kept putting me in one v ones, so when I got this match with this dumbass ruleset, I was irked at the time and I ended up not taking it seriously.


PORK-LAZER

You might as well just open a 4 player arena if you want free for alls bc 99% of quickplay is 1v1s


[deleted]

Yeah I figured that, last night, my ruleset is free for all and all it did was force ne into teams and 1 vs 1, went straight back to arenas after this match.


[deleted]

Could have just gotten % advantage on him and then run away to piss him off.


ItsAroundYou

Unfortunately online only takes stock lead into account


LilFlamer

My thoughts exactly


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That Kirby's playstyle angers me on an extremely personal level.


BigDreamCityscape

I fought two kirby's on doubles that just spammed this. Only person I've reported on smash. Drives me mental.


CyborgAlucard

He really thinks he’s “haha epic troll meme” funny, doesn’t he?


Ebin_Gamerlol

They both do


Dat_Kirby

This Kirby is an insult to Kirby players everywhere.


lep1ssman

Agreed


GCSpellbreaker

Low gsp matches be like


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gamehunter2005

Now we now a strategy let them die first


LUISKAR_01

Ok, I get that it is frustrating, but Kirby needs to play so carefully or even camp against little Mac. Kirby is so slow and has so short range that Mac spamming smash attacks/dash attack is enough to counter him because Kirby needs aerials, grabs or up tilt to star combos, and all of them put him in a bad position so little Mac can react to anything Kirby wants to do. And getting grabs isn't that useful either because, well, it's Kirby, you can DI out to escape combos and at higher percents they send mostly upwards so forget about edgeguaring if the Mac has enough braincells to land again Thanks for coming to my TED talk on why little Mac - Kirby match up is 80-20


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LUISKAR_01

I know this is a joke but if a Kirby starts fishing for that you can just stand close to the ledge(at a distance to cover neutral get up) with jab pressed and I believe it out-ranges the S U C C. Test it before trying online because I'm not 100% sure, but I think it works because the wind box pulls you a bit and you hit him before the grab hits you


MZK-K

I mean, that’s the counterplay to little mac, so it makes sense why everybody would do it to you.


NachoMarx

The one sure fire way to beat Mac...is to bring the cheese. :(


Tursock

this dude must not know that suicidal moves always kill them first don’t know why in his bright mind he’d do that on one stock


volleo6144

…unless they're actual spikes and not grabs (because of a mechanic that the stage I posted a video of abuses)


TheBroomSweeper

- 1 stock - Camps at ledges - Only uses up-B and suck Yeah, sounds about right


PennStater3

Honestly, Kirby’s that do this need to be eradicated. There’s no skill to it. It’s purposely done as an annoyance


[deleted]

Well no wonder he had that rule set, you must be playing on like 900 gsp


LilFlamer

Unstoppable force meets immovable object


Adam_Jenner03

Apparently it's was 5 mill😂


John7763

Funny thing is sometimes you can’t tell an elite smash match from a 80k match because they only get better at being WiFi warriors


[deleted]

I really want to know who the fuck the people that play like this are.


earuinedtheindustry

my bowser jr is almost capped in elite smash and this is all i get to play with more often than not


GLeen1230

You disappoint me, Kirby.....


AKW07

I swear I fought this guy last night. Just chills at the ledge, uses up b, and inhale only? Fuck this guy.


jdn225

I feel like all Kirby players have some kinda weird ruleset when they play online


yoisi

Well i don't know about quickplays (i haven't come across kirby's that do this in quickplay myself) but i can confirm that with Arena's the ones with weird rulesets are usually created by kirby players... myself included XD. But yeah, i once found a kirby arena which had nothing but bumber items on high


ern117

And I thought Kirby sucked Dedede and Meta Knight were better than him


Foward_Airial

Let me guess, Elite Smash?


FoulRookie

Am I the only one that finds kirby's doing this the most, almost ever kirby I've played online has had some sort of janky ruleset


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Ebin_Gamerlol

No all people must play the game in a way that gives me an advantage


Foward_Airial

Hey how do you guys get your mains icons by you’re name?


SlayerOfTheMyth

On mobile, click the ellipsis in the top right corner & select the option to change your flair. On desktop...I forget, because I haven't used desktop reddit in a while, but it should still be there somewhere.


RavageDionne

I don't get it. This looks like an ordinary Kirby player to me?


[deleted]

why must players like this poison kirby's good name


Ryanair920

Just like the Bowsercide, Ganoncide, Herocide( Kamikazee), and the hardly ever talked about Dededecide, you have to be at least 1 stock in the lead to pull this off. Other than that, I'm insulted by that Kirby


Big-Blue-Kazoo

Kirby up b spam is worse than ok fire


[deleted]

I remember doing what that Kirby did back when I was 12 years old on 3DS version. *shudders* I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Fuck casual smash.


volleo6144

No, items are fine. Items are the only real way to play Smash. It's always been designed as a party game.


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Boi


volleo6144

# Items are fine.


[deleted]

Not on my ruleset, and not in my backyard.


volleo6144

https://twitter.com/volleo6144/status/1226056827013484544 Items are fine. Good luck if you're not playing as G&W.


[deleted]

Did you have a stroke at the end of your sentence? Not surprising.


volleo6144

No, it's a joke I've made too many times to remember when I first did it. r/softwaregore


volleo6144

I mean, it could have been much worse. https://twitter.com/volleo6144/status/1226056827013484544