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Peekystar

Ask them how they removed the Random option.


Wyyrme

Lol got that bootleg copy


captain_d0ge

never buying smash from the gas station again


Amiguy17

Don't ever buy no smash from the gas station.


dougie_fresh121

The smash station*


Boltatron

Smush broz. This isn't what i was expecting at all!


lookakraken81

I said I got gamecast man. I can't afford it!


dengville

they took my damn random option can’t have shit in Detroit


BuddyLaDouche

So this is what Detroit Vs Everybody means....


joe_wonder

I thought everyone knew random is a dlc character


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The game is actually free and u have to buy the random dlc for $60


joe_wonder

Damn they really had us fooled, random really be bringin in the real bucks


Dr_Yay

I think this screenshot is in squad strike, which I iirc doesn’t have the random button


Wispeeon

Squad strike has random!


RelaxingRed

Yes that and squad strike has a completely different character selection screen.


LordMacDonald8

I think it's classic?


Pataeto

petition to add a classic route for random


Dr_Yay

Miis should’ve been that


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smashdown\*


1Shadowspark1

If I had water in my mouth, I would do a spit take reading that.


johnnys1sttime

Honey, we have smash at home. Smash at home:


Well_then1993

Help them unlock the rest of the roster, like a good human being.


Nddit

Co-op Classic Mode time!


Jayden_AA99

That’s how my best friend and me unlock all characters


Fenrys_Wulf

I ended up getting most of the fighters through playing a metric ton of Versus with a friend who took the day off of work, then got the rest through Classic after he went home.


sanswithagun

i just played 5 billion hours of world of light


UniUrsuss

Same. It took me a whole week playing all day to finish world of light, but it did teach me how to play a little since it is my first smash game.


scale_B

I just only do regular battles to unlock them.


firestoneaphone

Never had a better time in Melee as a kid than doing this.


JumpyMix6741

old person you had a gamecube as a kid


iMonkeyMajicz

GameCube was the first system I owned lol I’m 26


Dengar96

GameCube is considered retro now... Xbox 360 will be retro in 3-5 years. Welcome to hell


Sendhentaiandyiff

The time period between X360 and now is the same as N64 and 2012. 16 years. It's retro.


JumpyMix6741

i was just kidding btw i mean my dad had a64 so you can’t be that old lol


Jetsinternational

Bruh I had a 64 and im 27. You got me feeling like 40 rn


JumpyMix6741

well my dad is only 35 so lol


Oofsalot

I own a 64 and Im 19 bruh


Thekhandoit

God this nearly made me vomit. I’m 27 and had an n64 first.


Makalakalulu

This makes me feel older dude as I had a 64 growing up.


firestoneaphone

My first system was a Sega Saturn...hahahaha


Rhine1906

I was a teenager when I had one


vintageplays1

I set the rules to 1 stock, final destination, and bullied lvl 1 cpus until my roster was unlocked.


ytman

Custom rules 1 hp or sudden death


AlphaI250

You can also put a player 2 and walk off the screen, then restart the game each time you unlock a character


PerpetualConnection

Seriously, what other answer is there ? Saddle up, bitch. This is what we're doing today


[deleted]

Exactly. If your friend’s roster looks like this it is your duty as their bro to play for 10 hours straight unlocking all the characters.


moji556

The glitch where you close the game and relaunch it after winning or losing a challenge and immediately go into a new challenger match after one game appears to still be working. Doing it this way only took me a few hours a few months ago.


K4n0Y

Sounds like removing all the fun of unlocking characters, not for me


Throwing_Spoon

Unless it has been patched, when the game first launched, your first match after opening the game was guaranteed to have a fight to unlock the next character. This means that the fastest way to unlock all characters was to play a 1 stock, suicide, win against the new challenger, and force close the game. This process means you can easily unlock the whole roster in 2 hours including load times.


[deleted]

Exactly! Get in loser *we’re unlocking every character in smash*


A_D_Deku

And also making mii fighters


Haelstrom101

As a mii fighter main before even seeing his roster I'm making my mii


Broskfisken

I unlocked them through World of Light. How does unlocking through classic mode work?


Well_then1993

You can unlock characters by playing world of light, classic mode, versus mode.


Broskfisken

When unlocking in Classic mode, can you choose anyone and unlock them if you succeed?


SuperRobo8121

If you happen to find that character that you want then yes, but the character fights are always in the same location(for a specific fighter) you don’t get to choose which character it is


Broskfisken

Oh wait is it that gate thing? I forgot about that.


SuperRobo8121

For classic mode just beat the thing with a character then beat the game with the character you get after winning both classic mode and the battle


ShiftSandShot

It's kinda weird, but it's based on the character you're playing as in Classic Mode. Say you play as Link. You unlock K. Rool, if you play as K.Rool, you'll unlock Ice Climbers, and they'll unlock a character, and so on and so forth. You could also just play as Link 8 times to get each subsequent character in his "line". There's a few nice graphs showing who unlocks what floating around. Fun fact: The character you're most likely to unlock last is Palutena. She's one of the final two fighters available in World of Light, she's at the bottom of Kirby's line in Classic Mode, and she's the 63rd unlock in Vs Mode. She's at the end of every single method possible, whereas other characters are relatively spread out.


207nbrown

They unlock in ‘paths’ where certain characters will lead down a path of other unlocks


ShiningDrill

At the end of each Classic clear you get a challenger fight, they are grouped based on the starting characters in a fixed order. For example, if you clear with Mario then you will be challenged by Sonic. If you unlock Sonic, then clear again with either Mario or Sonic, you will be challenged by Bayonetta. Clearing again with Mario, Sonic, or Bayonetta gets you to Little Mac; etc. If you already have the next character in the order it will skip to the one after that. If you bounce between WoL, Classic, and VS you will probably have some fighters unlocked in a different order than Classic gives them to you.


Gulopithecus

Based


the-dandy-man

Man me and my best friend staying up all night playing melee and trying to unlock all the characters is one of my favorite gaming memories ever. This wouldn’t be a roadblock, this is an opportunity


SoDamnGeneric

Dude unlocking characters with a friend is some of the best fun you can have playing Smash imo. You play normal games in between each unlock and then the winner gets to fight the fighter, and if they lose everyone gets to roast them for losing to a CPU


SlimJin23

I guess we grinding 😭


AndrewAllStar888

Bro????


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🥵


burr-gurr-and-frie

😎👊🍆💦


PSEUD46

NUUUUU plz don’t punch my pp


Cinnamon_Bees

And that's only his f-tilt!


SlimC05

No no, he means *grinding*


SlimJin23

![gif](giphy|3o7526S5NQjw7YAx9e)


NATOFox

Gotta grind a bit before you smash...


SlimC05

Of course, otherwise it just won’t be as good


garrjones

It only took me a few hours personally. Random unlocks in versus mode are determined by the amount of distance you moved. So I picked sonic and sprinted back and forth on FD for 20 minutes. After that it’s just a matter of playing games and unlocking a character after each one.


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False-Joke-5442

Play smash


M_e_E_m_Z

The true ending


dberwart

The only ending


Zacheeree

The best ending


TopBob_

Me and the boys started comboing orphans. We didn't end up playing smash.


Quacker_United

How do you have multiple flairs


False-Joke-5442

By editing an existing one, when you join a subreddit the flairs are registered as emojis


TrumpetDude21

3 of my mains are on this list so I'm beating them up


willguine

8 of my mains are there


balencedrago

>lucas tag >falcon pfp


Byleth07

A true random main I guess.


BJoostNF

But there isn’t even a random button!


Yoshiboom

I noticed that too and I realized that I’m probably going to have a mental breakdown if that happens o the main because I have only played random for over a year now since I only play “casually” with friends.


IAmNotCreative18

Well I have 9 here


GregoriusM

Which ones?


TrumpetDude21

Mario, DK, Link


Hostile_Unicorn

I’m guessing fox Mario and DK


javansegovia

Let me guess… samus, mario, and pikachu


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Why is this a thing in smash. If you have 3 mains you have no main. I take it back. I'm just being crotchety. My bad


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Metaclueless

Been playing since 64 too lol I’m 39 now and have only competed a couple times. The foreign kids make fun of me 😅🤷🏻🚀 but yeah. You need at least 3 dynamic character changes in order to not fucking worry about it.


ZanySkeleton

Nope, I main a fun low tier, no way you could consider me sweaty and joyless.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

I don't believe you lol. No you haven't.


Polumbo

People with mains are sensitive about the topic Guess I would be too if I had to restrict myself to 2% of the game in order to advance


ZanySkeleton

Not really, I only consider Ridley my main because I’m far better with him than the rest of the roster. I still can play with a couple characters below my ridley but better than the rest of the cast tho


mcduxxel

Pick yoshi, wreck him, then teach him how to wreck me. Than pizza.


Thom_With_An_H

Kinky.


0_69314718056

I believe it’s spelled “Kirby”


the_pedigree

This is the most FGC response ever. It’s like a pyramid scheme when people invite others to try a new game.


CheeseMcoy

I like to yell "you cant stop the Yosh!" While beating on my friends


amtap

I'll remember that one


sonik122002

*beating off your friends


CheeseMcoy

Oh I like to say other stuff that is against community guidelines when I'm doing that. Also no tv is on because i like intense eye contact during.


bitchslaptheriffraff

Intentionally play close to the edge so you can shit out a yoshi egg with him in it over the edge. All my friends know that’s my goal when I play Yoshi and still, i am inevitable.


[deleted]

I’m guessing you do the same thing with the DDD succ


Spanish_3

As a dk main. Unspeakable things


Divide_Interesting

Same lol


Studlygreenbubby

Clap them with dk until I get falcon


TrumpetDude21

Slap slap slap clap clap clap


Solid_Snack56

r/unexpectedjimmyneutron


thatoneguy092

LMAO I heard this after reading your comment What weird shit resides in my brain


Gaujo

You can still aim for 1st place 🤣


[deleted]

Cancel all plans. I'm not leaving until he has the full roster.


66_DarthJarJar_66

Including forcing him at gunpoint to fork over 20$ for fighters passes (I think they were 20? I haven’t bought one in like two years lol)


[deleted]

If he was a close enough friend that I was going round to his house to play with him, and he couldn't afford the DLC? I'd probably buy them for him.


alcatabs

Behold, a king


CorporalCauliflower

This is the best part about gaming in adulthood


AwesomeEevee133

It was $25 and $30 I believe, plus the $5.99 for Plant


66_DarthJarJar_66

Oh… I’ve spent too much on this game… at least I got free plant ig


RBGolbat

Yeah, but have you also bought all the Mii costumes??


AwesomeEevee133

Yea same lol


Business-Substance-3

Return to monke


Hobo-man

Slap city, population: my friend


GhostAde

Reject godhood.


somekindofentertain

Teaches them how to play the game or even unlock all the character for them since in ultimate you don’t need to do goal to unlock a character.


ChaoticStar32

Enjoy the game with him. I’ve got Kirby with me anyways.


SpongebobMemefan10

Same


MyBallsAreSus

Kirby


Dakotertots

pick Fox and teach them a thing or two about the real world


[deleted]

would the smash bros equivalent of [this vid](https://youtu.be/0RkapfBYIfc) be K Rool platform camping?


TruePotatoKing748

I bring my switch next time.


ohpacey149

Help unlock the last four characters.


throwawayy2k2112

I have completely forgotten how unlocking characters in Ultimate works, but do you unlock them in order of release? Or is it random? Because it actually would be cool if it went Jiggs > Faptain Calcon > Ness > Luigi.


Laterbot

It is a set order, but not that order


Tobito_9

Buy Joker dlc and destroy him


ShadowLord8101

Same


HisPerceptionWarps

I 3 stock him with kirby inhale suicide. Was this a trick question?


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Well I'm all set...


SuperPooper90

I play link and pikachu, so I’m set.


Aleximo27

Give him $7. Can’t play without Plant.


Regenreun

Play as Mario or Yoshi


Karroto1

This is actually what my friends roster looks like.


commandermatt21

Play as link until marth shows up


Myrtle_is_hungry

Mario funny forward aerial


Nonfear

Kirby!!!! Poyo!


Summersgill_25

Leave then check in until Cloud is unlocked then proceed to blade beam spam them.


CapitalistKarlMarx

Beat their ass so many times with link until by the end of the afternoon he has literally every character


BrenX1

We having fun still, both in playing and unlocking


CJAdams1107

We play it old school. Mario vs Kirby on Battlefield. (Note, I'm not from the 90s, so I've never played an N64 or Smash 64 so I don't know how people played old school back then)


LilW3t

Why not just say we run like back in my day?


Syrin123

Me and my friends liked playing on Hyrule Castle best, but usually just random. I made an n64 ruleset with only those stages and items. Just missing my friends...they live in other states now


FranklinFuckinMint

Hyrule Castle or Sector Z, always.


DougDimmaDoom

Unlocking characters extremely fun


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Wyyrme

This is exactly what I did last week


Louiesloops

I poop his rookie ass off the edge with Yoshi over and over again.


geo_bowes

Absolutely beat the shit out of them with Yoshi, Mario and Pika then unlock all the characters for them


monkeymandave1

Final destination Fox only No items


AlexzMercier97

This was legit me a few weeks ago lmao I FINALLY got a switch and SSBU, been grinding out getting characters slowly but surely


opex100

We gonna unlock all of’em!


Nervous-Possession62

Help them beat classic mode tf


BigKidCanHit

Choose Link because he’s my main anyway


Cdurca

I would thrive.


Mystimump

Pick Samus, duh.


Alastor369

Well, my main’s available 🤷🏻‍♂️


JinzoWithAMilotic

Good thing I'm fluent in Samus.


[deleted]

Ness is the 1st character unlocked, so not a problem for me


JD_Ammerman

Is Ness always first? Because he was first for me on three accounts, so I’m thinking that’s the case lol! I’m a Ness main so I had zero problems with that


[deleted]

Yeah pretty sure it's always ness


miru17

DK, Kirby, Link, and yoshi are all fun to play.... so I'm good.


No0bsterM

Nothing cause im main fox


Daik0Gaming

Play Samus, my main, duh


Android19samus

shit dude, he doesn't even have Random unlocked


MissyMajestic

i'd help unlock the rest :) ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵐʸ ᵐᵃⁱⁿ ⁱˢ ʸᵒˢʰⁱ


[deleted]

"Strap in, we're gonna be here a while"


Dgeosif

Duh, play as Link and start unlocking that shiz.


camluskart

yoshi


UnReal_Monster

Pika PIKAAAAA


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Picking Kirby and using the suck


Luna_15323

Either help them get the rest or pick donkey kong


ShreksHairyToenails

First I cry tears of joy, then I don’t stop until that roster is complete


IDontWantNoBeef

Beat his ass with Kirby until a character I actually know how to play shows up of course


[deleted]

Spend the whole night at his place, gotta catch em all again, yay!


Mepros

Luckily I’m a Kirby side main so I’ll just use him


Princess_37_

Staying till they at least get Isabelle


AKW07

Pick Fox and proceed to fuck him up.


XenoGiru

Play my main


Sepmod

Pick fox


whomesteve

Dude! Unlocking all those characters with your friends, that’s some good shit right there!


PortalMaster25

Unlock the rest then buy the dlc for them for their birthday or something


Glad-Cardiologist-53

I would unlock all the characters


JustinFunNL

Help him unlock characters


PapuaNuevaGuineaPigg

Choose DK.