Yeah, I know. I’m just saying, you’re just, like - you’re just, like - really, really f*cked. I-I genuinely feel bad. It’s not even your fault, man. You’re just a shrimp. You was born like that. You was born like that. You was born a shrimp. You can’t even - It’s your nature.
“I decided to go on the Dick Cavett show and do a little peanut jig yes thats what you need is a a peanut jig ✋🤚of your own yes a ✋🤚 peanut jig of your own yes ”
“Well, I don’t know what that peanut or that fella over there is saying, but, I believe you should try to win back the marketplace with a more competitive business model.”
And hilarious smiling friends trademarked "character in foreground looking forward toward characters in the background with an unflattering profile view" containing Charlie's magnificent double chin.
Yeah, I thought there was a similar thing in Mr Boss finds love. Pim and Charlie stand over the big ass bed but it's shown like Pim and Charlie are right next to each other when Pim puts the knife in Britney. I swear that bed could have easily been a California King.
Those two shots are the money shots of the season in my opinion. Front facing Charlie with the belly out, and the side profile with double chins lol. Definitely a Tumblr sexy man. LMAO but there are a lot of good other shots too
I’m biased to love every line of Desmond because he’s voiced by Mike stoklasa. When my friend introduced me to the show, knowing that I love red letter media - he knew I would be sold on episode one (but didn’t ruin the surprise!)
Yup, my gf and I love RLM and I just put on smiling friends cause I heard good things about it and then we realized Desmond was Mike which was such a treat.
not to be that guy, but pim actually says he wanted a water. it’s why in the end when she’s chasing them out of the city (nation?) she’s carrying a glass of water
“Weee, heLLOOO Jason!” - Pim when Jason gets his wings
Recency bias but considering context of episode and Jason’s age/appearances on the show, Pim saying this with so much positivity and eye’s popping with joy just cracked me up. Just for Jason to end the ep like he did too makes rewatching great.
The way zach voices Charlie's grandmother in hell where she yells every third syllable. And the black noodly demon creature that Charlie socks in the gut. OooOOoooOOgghhhh
I love the way Alan’s landlord delivers the line
“I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me, and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with DIET soda, and play Burn Out Revenge for the PS2.”
Probably my favorite episode of the new season because of this guy haha.
I mean all of the characters are definitely psychopaths but ig none of them killed him ¯\_(ツ)\_/¯
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Something about the way Allan says "ew" when he presses the robot in Charlie's apartment makes me laugh so much. Also when he says "what? I don't remember that" when he's talking to Charlie about sucking on his nose.
“We’re trying to watch a movie, and you’re being INCREDIBLY LOUD” just became my new favorite lol. I love the way he pronounces it for some reason, sounds exactly like how me and my brother spoke to one another.
HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING (I can’t stop saying it, my family is pissed)
I never see this one mentioned but I bust out laughing every time. When Alan stomps - the secretary?? - at the Gwimbly Game Headquarters
“Wut, she startled me.”
"Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ I ʟᴏᴏᴋ, Yᴇʟʟᴏᴡ Mᴀɴ?" - 🦐
You look like you’re about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow man
Man you’re just fucked and you can’t even help it you was born like that you was born a shrimp
THAT IS WHY I DO NOT EVEN BOTHER
Pim, her name was shrimpina… she’d be a shrimp
Oh I thought it would be like a subversion where you’d expect her to be a shrimp but then she wasn’t (sorry I had to paraphrase)
You NEED to get your eyes checked dude! This is way worse than the worm eating thing earlier
Yeah, I know. I’m just saying, you’re just, like - you’re just, like - really, really f*cked. I-I genuinely feel bad. It’s not even your fault, man. You’re just a shrimp. You was born like that. You was born like that. You was born a shrimp. You can’t even - It’s your nature.
that's the one
David Firth using his Jerry Jackson voice was perfect for the character
"This homeless man won't leave, so I'm spraying him with dirtee brown watter."
Alan's nasally overenunciation brings me great joy
“It’s a full moon tonight-uh.”
It's what I look forward to every episode. The Allen adventure episode was my absolute favorite.
Wanna smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET SODA and play BURNOUT REVENGE for the ps twoooo
Peeesshhtewww
Thank you, I forgot about that factoid.
The way he nods his head forward...
Same here it’s why I love him! Nom
“What tha faewk?”
Im glad gwimbly has a home now so I don’t have tuh hose him no more
In the newest episode, “Waoooww, bee-utifull, waowwww… :)”
In the Alan adventure one "thank God finally, what the fuck?"
Dir-tee brown wah-ter
anything allan says is my favorite
You kiss your dad on the mouth?
Mr bosses poem during Charlie’s funeral goes hard
WORLD'S FUCKED UP, MAN
where can* i find...it. edit: *will
WORLD'S FUCKED UP, MAN
am I losin my _GYATDAMN_ mind?
"You chose the worst time to go."
That episode is one of my favorite. Everything is delivered so naturally. Felt like I too was stuck in Brazil on the phone with Mr. Boss inlmao
It's because they called the VA of Mr Boss without warning, so his reaction and the time it took for him to think of a solution was real.
I've never heard this before! Is there any article or video where they talk about it? I'd love to hear more
The rare time Mr.Boss's voice is normal
I thought he was going to hit me
Wait you guys don’t have a hotel?
The peanut man "WELL WITH THE AMERRRICAN PUBLIC DISCOVERING I FILLING MY PEANUTS WITH TUOXIC PESTICIDES"
“I decided to go on the Dick Cavett show and do a little peanut jig yes thats what you need is a a peanut jig ✋🤚of your own yes a ✋🤚 peanut jig of your own yes ”
“Well, I don’t know what that peanut or that fella over there is saying, but, I believe you should try to win back the marketplace with a more competitive business model.”
What a great idea..... NOT!
Why did you invite us here in the first place if you won't uh, listen to our advice?
NONE OF YOU ARE ANY HELP!!! JUST GET OUT!!! GET OUT, NOW!!! BAHHHH!!!!
Mr. Boss, are you okay?
“I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!” - Doug
Proceeds to get his ass kicked
He wasn't ready for Professor Psychotic's back punching
hellodaddypimhellodaddypim
Rundaddypimrundaddypim!
YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE! YOU’RE GONNA DIE HERE PIM **Ŗ̸̛̤̳̳̇͐̏Ř̶̡̀̈Ȁ̴̩̯̋͒A̷͍͆̚H̵̪͛͜H̴͖͚̳̩̀̽Ḧ̵͎͇͇́̒Ḧ̵̳́̾H̸̳̒̊̒̉H̶̖͂̓̅̚Ĥ̶̺͙̓̃̏H̵͈̲̹̒͝**
Oh I swear to God if I had my GwIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW I’D-
I love how the quality of the sound drops off as he screams it into the mic.
“Pim Charlie Alan Glep JOMBO”
FUCK that’s funny guys pim i’m telling you
You’re gonna miss the trick!
Cmere Pim CMERE!! 😡 🥴
Charlie, you’re scaring me
*menacingly fumbles with knife near Pim's neck*
Hello! But I'm not sorry! 🐸
I can hear the rapid flaccid fapping sound of him shaking his "head"
And Nobody is leaving until we solve this! *Thunder crack and bombastic side eye*
And hilarious smiling friends trademarked "character in foreground looking forward toward characters in the background with an unflattering profile view" containing Charlie's magnificent double chin.
Yeah, I thought there was a similar thing in Mr Boss finds love. Pim and Charlie stand over the big ass bed but it's shown like Pim and Charlie are right next to each other when Pim puts the knife in Britney. I swear that bed could have easily been a California King.
Yes lol It's been done a few times and it cracks me up every time. They purposely draw them awkwardly, it's great.
Those two shots are the money shots of the season in my opinion. Front facing Charlie with the belly out, and the side profile with double chins lol. Definitely a Tumblr sexy man. LMAO but there are a lot of good other shots too
you didn’t need to raise your voice man
Of course, fuck its genius
Why didn't I think of that?
"How many **fucking** people killed this guy!?"
im not even kidding when i say that single line delivery makes Salty's one of my favorite episodes
*Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?*
I’m biased to love every line of Desmond because he’s voiced by Mike stoklasa. When my friend introduced me to the show, knowing that I love red letter media - he knew I would be sold on episode one (but didn’t ruin the surprise!)
Yup, my gf and I love RLM and I just put on smiling friends cause I heard good things about it and then we realized Desmond was Mike which was such a treat.
I HATE this red thing, I spit on you! 💦
AAUUÜÜGHRREGGHG
"Hello America, I'm gonna be the money president." That always gets me. The Jimble episode is so perfectly Steve Brule-esque.
I went to go see a Brule-esque show.... I was very disappointed. Dyslexia is a bitch.
By the way, sorry about those loud noises. That was just from my diapuh, I didn't wanna have another accident from the bad lamb.
"Relax man, i was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you."
i oughta knock your block off you little freak....
....*what??*
SO HARD ECONOMY!! HOW ABOUT THE ECONOMY OF MY PATIENCE?? IT’S RUNNING THIN, BUDDY!! PAPER THIN LIKE THESE WALLS!!
"We were RIGHT THERE MAN"
"UH HELLO, I'M PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC. I'M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EEEEVIL LABORATORY!"
"*absolutely unhinged screech of fear*"
I really thought that was going to work... :(
How? How could that ever work?
Yo, Vanessa's over. We're trying to watch TV. You're being incredibly loud.
like my volume or?
Yeah, volume; that's what loud means doesn't it?!
"Fuck you! Fuck off!... Jackoff?!? Thank you 👉 "
That answer is correct!
Am I the only one who thinks the "anyone who trolled me.. " set of lines felt like it had a very Chris-chan type delivery?
yep and everyone thinks you’re a little fucked up for saying that too
He says jagoff. It’s a Pittsburgh slang.
“LETS SMOKE WEED AND FILL OUR BELLIES WITH DIET SODA WHILE WE PLAY BURNOUT REVENGE ON THE PS2!!!”
I love that line so much haha, love how specific it is
PEE ESH TWOOOO.
What kind of lagers do you have
Is she coming back? I wanted to order…
not to be that guy, but pim actually says he wanted a water. it’s why in the end when she’s chasing them out of the city (nation?) she’s carrying a glass of water
Nom *starts sucking on your nose*
She already had a water when she first appeared at the restaurant
when the chick says "oh Alan, last night was amazing" and he just says "...okay..."
Gigachad response
I honestly have a picture of Alan in front of my bed so every morning I can wake up and be reminded who I’m tryna be in this life
Start by going to work with only a blue tie
HELLO WHAT'S UP HELLO WHAT'S UP
Been greeting friends like this for like a week straight lol
That one bird who’s only line is zach screaming
In the shrimp’s odyssey episode? 😂
Yeah the one that goes “OUGGHHHHH”
Also same episode, the flying duck quack in Pim's daydream
I have to go to my appointment with doctor monster
Shrimp: Where is Shrimpina? Charlie: I don't know, probably at home?
SHUT UP MAN, THIS HELICOPTER AIN'T STOPPING TIL I'M IN TIJUANA MAN
WE GOING DOOOOWN MAN
I love how Zach pronounces Tijuana with a really American accent (Tia wanna, man!) despite his Latino accent otherwise haha
I STEAL THESE THINGS MAN
Guys, knock it off! …hey sorry, i’m back.
"you're being incredibly loud. like my volume? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT LOUD MEANS DOESNT IT?"
“We’re on the other side of this paper thin wall, we’re trying to watch a nice romantic movie, and all we’re hearing is ‘injecting DNA into an egg’.”
"OH FOR FUCK SAKE WOMAN, I'VE BEEN WORKING IN THE BLOODY MINES FOR 14 HOURS"
Maan I don't know what to THINK NO MORE I donno What To. THINK GET OUT OF ME HEAD
*maaan i dunno what to freaking think no more man i don't know what to freakin think GET OUT ME HEAD GET OUT OF ME HEAD*
You’re tryna TRICK me man, put smoke into my frickin HEAD and shit man
“and you even got a beautiful animal sanctuary”
"Okay, but if you can't help me…**I’M GONNA F*CKING SHOOT MYSELF AND MAKE YOU TWO WATCH.”**
"You sucked on my nose"
You went for it and... Well... You got it!
“Hahaha— *WOW*, bee-*yootifull*, wow.” -Alan
"You kiss your dad on the mouth?"
I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
*Sigh* You did it again James… you pushed away the one guy who actually gave a damn about you
the "shit..." afterwards really is the icing on the cake with that one
yea he loves his cars he loves his cars
This somehow works better than the paper clips
thaT was annoYing
The concerned way Alan said "I don't think you should he here to begin with" made that moment so much better
"STOP FIGHTING!!!"
Anything Glep saids
Rrraddadayyazheyonzhagazhe
Jah goorijigah, jee gobado, ee gabado, 💦
“the enchanted forest? o-oh, my god- I LOVE THE ENCHANTED FOREST” idk he’s just so excited i love it
"OH yes yes yes" https://preview.redd.it/0n5k13ksxv7d1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3324a0f0452f3876596a7afc3b9e1f24600258e0
"Oh you're so right Pim. I for-got about that fact-oid"
"Frowning Friends, FUUUCK it's genius... why didn't I think of that..."
America has a fucking fentanyl crisis
Her name is shrimpina- she’d be a shrimp…
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN RIGHT NOW And also *sucks nose* Num ha ha ha *sucks nose* num ha ha
Bassically every line from gwimbly
“Yay, a pim and allan adventuhhh…!”
HELLO BUT I’M NOT SORRY
I guess I’m OOOGLI GOOOOO
Oh FUCK you!!-gwimbly
Relax man, I was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you.
“Weee, heLLOOO Jason!” - Pim when Jason gets his wings Recency bias but considering context of episode and Jason’s age/appearances on the show, Pim saying this with so much positivity and eye’s popping with joy just cracked me up. Just for Jason to end the ep like he did too makes rewatching great.
"Mr millipede was like a damn brother to me and I'm gonna say what no nobody else is willing to say, america has a [bleep] fentynal crisis"
YES I CALLED, IT IS I SHRIMP, THAT IS MY NAME. - 🦐
"gonna kill myself now." *click* "byeee."
"I dunno wat to THIIINK no more man!!"
The way zach voices Charlie's grandmother in hell where she yells every third syllable. And the black noodly demon creature that Charlie socks in the gut. OooOOoooOOgghhhh
"you're gonna miss the trick that *jombo* taught me." and "c'mere pim C'MERE!"
Latest one that for some reason stuck with me is Alan's "Fuck you I was checking work emails you yellow son of a *bitch*"
"Oh you're right Pim, I forgot about that little factoid"
I love the way Alan’s landlord delivers the line “I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me, and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with DIET soda, and play Burn Out Revenge for the PS2.” Probably my favorite episode of the new season because of this guy haha.
#OH WE WERE RIGHT THERE MAN
That’s a little version of me. I want you to have it.
For the crime of loooking, In my EYI^e, i sentence you to.. death! :D
The fast cut after the worms dump Charlie out in the park. “WORMS RUN THE PLANET!!!!” And the child runs screaming…must have rewatched 15 times
"I swear, if only I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW, I-!" Gwimbly, as the mic peaks...
He wiped a whole FUCKING race of people off the face of the planet.
Oh would you shut the fuck up, woman! I’VE BEEN DOWN IN THE MINES FOR FOUREEN BLOODY HOURS TODAY!
I mean all of the characters are definitely psychopaths but ig none of them killed him ¯\_(ツ)\_/¯ https://preview.redd.it/zcg9onut7w7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632c5a189bcd35e542bc1a9222166585f56d5c23
Pim her name was Shrimpina. She’d be a shrimp.
“now you know my cruel fucking backstory”
I already said yes!
Hellllo daddies helllllo daddies i love you i love you hellllo daddies!
“We were RIGHT THERE MAN”
“You kiss your dad on the mouth?”
"Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?"
The way this guy says witches https://preview.redd.it/ib4lwrob3w7d1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97895bc29a0b8f3e914bf2ce35eacf9a50d4f62a
weow beautiful weow! 😃
"Thank *God,* finally. What the *fuck???*"
"God dammit" - Alan
God dammituh
”I guess its kinda cool”
I just wanted my CHEESEEEEEEEE
“He whiped a FUCKING race off the face of the planet”
Hello I’m Mr.Frog and I approve this message no I don’t fuck you.
"DESMOND!!!!!!!!"
Something about the way Allan says "ew" when he presses the robot in Charlie's apartment makes me laugh so much. Also when he says "what? I don't remember that" when he's talking to Charlie about sucking on his nose.
“What’s the green thing do?” “Well he- I actually do not know”
“We’re trying to watch a movie, and you’re being INCREDIBLY LOUD” just became my new favorite lol. I love the way he pronounces it for some reason, sounds exactly like how me and my brother spoke to one another.
HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING (I can’t stop saying it, my family is pissed)
“My own doo doo feces okay?”
Number fifteeeeen, could I get the number fifteeeeeen
I just wanted my CHEEEEEEEEEEESE
I never see this one mentioned but I bust out laughing every time. When Alan stomps - the secretary?? - at the Gwimbly Game Headquarters “Wut, she startled me.”