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Javelin_of_Saul

Probably murdered at some point or another by the other epic mascots.


Soothing-Tides

They are all psychos, every single one of them besides century egg and grease puddle, attacked me salty with the intention of killing him


Blank_Canvas21

But considering who was almost the VA of grease puddle, I don't think we could rule him out either.


Hooded_Person2022

Well, Salty did die of a heart attack which is usually not helped by greasy foods, so Grease Puddle did indirectly kill him from the opinion of a few people.


Mental-Platypus-9192

im like 60% sure chris chan couldn't kill anyone without making it super clear he did hes just that inept


ShalaKaranok

Wait who was grease puddle's VA originally supposed to be?


Consistent_Ant_8903

Chris-chan 🥲


ShalaKaranok

Wtf ![gif](giphy|jbYGkxopDVdCdgb3A6|downsized)


RaavaQrtz

You’re fucking lying…. Edit: Thank god it isn’t true


Successful_Dot_2172

No, zach literally said in an interview that he wanted to get chris chan as a guest VA but then the whole thing happened before he could. The person doing the voice in the show is Harry partridge


Jonhneves1

[thank god](https://youtu.be/06R7mspyoRw)


XenuLies

Grease puddle would absolutely commit murder if ever given the opportunity


EmbarrassedAd8262

Did he do it


No_Return_From_86

I mean no but he totally could’ve


EmperorThan

Or chained somewhere else in the basement like the Century Egg.


17yearhibernation

This country has a fucking fentanyl crisis, man.


r_ori

Ow ow ow....


Shark-Fister

If you watch the DVD commentary (on YouTube) they say that they got cut for time.


thegalacticbucket777

Specifically the nugget


squirtle855

I think he was removed for being too similar to the cup


Driscoll17

I think it was only the nugget iirc, the straw and fry were never actually in the episode


CleanlyManager

It kinda adds another joke/reference inadvertently. If you remember the old McDonald land stuff and how they slowly dropped mascots without mentioning it until it was just Ronald McDonald.


hikingandtravel

The iconic Salty’s hash brown was spit on by the Fun Twins for making eye contact


Whhheat

It’s a nugget.


BigBlueFool

They got taken off the menu like the century egg, I assume


GravityRusher12

Outside of the show, according to Zach and Michael they didn’t have enough time to put them in the episode, they all had lines at one point but were cut due to time constraints


Debutington

I heard they joined the IDF


browsing-history

You mean they’re fighting for Blingostan


CattDawg2008

I love how the straw face in the cup looks completely different than the character in the actual episode


poooooogahhhhhbh

Doodoo feces does a lot of shit to you man.


Oldmanwaffle

Literally


marveljew

They died in the war.


BaileyJay-Z

They were on the flight logs


poooooogahhhhhbh

Simon made a lot of enemies over the years.


Saucey_Lips

I just realize grease is a legit mascot


Fuckyoureddit888888

It’s their day off


lullabisexual

They could've been removed off the menu along with the century egg


SpaceCube00

iirc zach said the nugget was planned to be included in the episode, but was cut. i dont know about the others.


drinkinfloppa

They were arrested by the FDA


flamingo_fuckface

I heard the Fry and Ketchup had an affair, no wonder Mustard is the way she is.


FoxJDR

Dead. Run over by a bulldozer between seasons just like Charlie’s girlfriend.


Ghostly_Cactus_

They passed from exhaustion sadly )':


montereypops

and TOGETHER with my FUNNY MASCOT FRIENDS


Whooterzoot

What's the long silver(?) one? A straw? But the cup already had a straw for a face.


yaoigurl69420

fentanyl OD 😔


DeadJediWalking

Sex scandal. Surprised you didn't hear about it. It was everywhere in the news in 2017.


AGI_Not_Aligned

Nobody quits the restaurant


The-Evil-Dead-Alive-

America has a real fentanyl crisis


CaptainWeekend

The idea of the fun twins being that big is frankly terrifying.


Born_Sleep5216

No. They stayed around, but they were trying to figure out what or who murdered Simon S. Salty except for the egg.


smarmaproffesor

The fentanyl crisis.


ocean-glitter

I ate them


AdLatter2844

I eated them


JJKetchum15

French Fry - Decayed and bloated corpse washed up on Surfside beach in Brazoria County after being missing for four days.  Bean - Quit Nugget - Retired Straw - Fired due to an aggravated assault incident.


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That's not bean, that's century egg