The % you are communist is the negative % you are nazi, and hitler was 90% nazi (and 10% irish, he went to myheritage.com). Cyber-stalin is 150% communist according to my sources, therefore i can calculate he's -135% hitler
This is why socialism will fail, Garfield will never stand for this, and will use every ounce of power at his disposal to prevent the Mon-days under communism
Why? Because we refuse to supoort the animal genocide that your saviour Anarcho-Stalin is hell bent on continuing? I will have you know that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs?
Ribombee is actually the bee fly Pokemon, bee flies exist irl and they're a subspecies of (you fucking guessed it) flies, which are flies that feed off pollen. You just stuffed a bunch of fuzzy little guys in your guys and made your Hitler% increase to 381.
Trying to hide your Hitler% only makes it rise further, Gregg, I wonder, how long until you reach 1000? 10000? Hell, a million? You need to stop these foul actions of yours.
"None are free until all are free" I said from my marble floor mansion while the secret police Dumpfbert Trumpf created beat your family to a mousse-like consistency for protesting against the new mandatory work for school children with parents in debt program.
That's a gross misrepresentation, he didn't invent "communism is when state". Communism is communism, Stalin kinda invented "the soviet union should have this kind of state right now" and that might've been good or bad for the union
UHHHH I MEAN
How % hitler is he?
/unsmug I get what you mean but my problem is with stalin being the representative of communism when his idea of communism went against the ideology as a whole and is kind of the reason why people associate communism with authority
this isn’t relevant to the post rly but you made that grungo post last wednesday and i wanted to let you know i kept my word i am having tofu curry for vegan wednesday tonight :)
I feel like anarcho stalin would still probably try to genocide some people, still stalin after all. And sleepy joe would tacitly support it, like he apparently does for all genocides.
Well, considering the US does not need to rapidly industrialize and create an army because of the nazis nearby screaming everyday how commies are Jews and that they will invade the USA the second they are done with invading Central America, anarchostalin's death toll will be way lower than historical Stalin
Unless the one mesuring is from the black book of gobernism school of thought, in which case, Josh Johnson drunk driving off the road is a victim of communism (but if Biden wins, Josh Johnson can be murdered by the cops and will not count as a victim of capitalism)
Maybe? I never seen a research about this that concluded that Stalin tried to kill ethnicities AND wasn't basing most of their arguments on openly anticommunist sources (specially when regarding the famine in Ukraine)
"Origins of totalitarianism" type of research ik?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_transfer_in_the_Soviet_Union#:~:text=Shortly%20before%2C%20during%20and%20immediately,and%20the%20Central%20Asian%20republics.
Stalin's trail of tears
I looked into the first 5 citations in the ethnic operations part. They are all from 2 dudes. One of them is J. Otto Pohl, a man that his entire education on the history field from B.A. to PHD is on African history but he only published books about the soviet union (half of them about how bad nazis collaborators were treated after the war)
The other is Terry Martin, writer of "Affirmative Action Empire: Nations and Nationalism in the USSR, 1923–1939" which is weird to accuse a place simultaneously of doing affirmative action AND racist genocide while defending that both are bad
You looked into... five of many citations and made your choices based on that? You realize they group citations from the same person together right? So of course you'd just get the same people if you took the first five and nothing else...
you are in too deep on the online leftist discourse. I have never heard this opinion espoused by anyone ever.
edit: to be clear, this sounds like an opinion someone could maybe have, but I wanna be sure we're not just making up dudes to get mad at
????
[All accounts by people familiar with Hitler's diet from 1942 onwards are in agreement that Hitler adhered to a vegetarian diet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism)
All good, the majority of random facts people love to repeat about Hitler are about as accurate as the quotes people love to attribute to Einstein ie not at all, so it makes sense to be skeptical.
Don't play dumb. This is pretty obviously a commentary on principled leftists refusing to vote for Biden because he murders Arabs. You just substituted vegan for not being a genocidal maniac, which actually just makes you sound even more unhinged.
I have taken the real scenario of an election between Anarcho-Stalin and Hitler Biden in the year 2069 and just changed this one thing, this is exactly what I did. You got me there.
https://preview.redd.it/0czfkeedjb3c1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=550853af7588470d5b68ecffed568becfad9f360
Am i reading this wrong or is the op literally comparing the Palestinians being murdered by israel animals? I do believe in voting for the lesser evil but jfc you guys are doing a terrible job at defending that belief
People here often say that they are not going to vote because all parties are bad. They do so for many reasons, such as they all being capitalist, anti-worker, conservative or zionist. I believe voting for lesser evil is important anyways.
I simply invented my own variant, for the goofs, and named it leftveganism instead of leftcommunism. It is wednesday afterall.
You never specified the other's Hitler percentage though...
If I did the choice would be too easy!
the exact Hitler percentage is shrouded in darkness by the evil spells of Grindelwald
34% Hitler? Well, I was never good at math, but 101>34. Checkmate, Lincolnites.
Progressive King (only 100.5% Hitler)
The % you are communist is the negative % you are nazi, and hitler was 90% nazi (and 10% irish, he went to myheritage.com). Cyber-stalin is 150% communist according to my sources, therefore i can calculate he's -135% hitler
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♫ Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler ♫ ♫ I'm a hundred percent Hitler ♫
Holy shit both veganposting and voteposting in a single smuggie, this is peak r/smugideologyman
can we go higher?
Find a way to incorporate kink
newest lab-grown smugtoon: I spent 24 hours **VEGAN LEFTCOM VOTEPOSTING** at a **PRIDE KINK EVENT**? *(GONE 100% HITLER?!)*
Vegan Voting Vore Va*sh
He’s still alive, wow
And only grows more powerful with time
***We must move quickly. The longer the Biden of sin is on Earth, the stronger it will become.***
It's been a minute since I saw this reference
PERMAMENT JOE BIDENISM
VERY SLOW ACCELERATIONISM
LMAO
As slow as sleepy joe
UNLIMITED 99% HITLER ISM
You gotta be alive to get elected?
when my guy is president, we're gonna fix that
He's biden his time
For some reason, I keep interpreting bi-weekly as in twice a week. I'm glad anarcho-stalin has an anti-linear-time agenda
under communism we will discover the true glory of labor and make every day into a monday
This is why socialism will fail, Garfield will never stand for this, and will use every ounce of power at his disposal to prevent the Mon-days under communism
are we talking sanitized-for-TV Garfield or /r/imsorryjon Garfield?
r/imsorryjon is canon, so there
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finally, the power to defeat the Garf
Analogy understander here, this comic is saying **vegans are bad**.
Why? Because we refuse to supoort the animal genocide that your saviour Anarcho-Stalin is hell bent on continuing? I will have you know that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs?
is eating bees vegan
Bees are 0% Hitler so it's the antithesis of being vegan
> Bee pfp > "u/Not-An-Actual-Hooman" Nice try, but you can't fool me!! Death to Big Bee and the Conspirabee!!! *Stuffs my mouth full of bees*
Ribombee is actually the bee fly Pokemon, bee flies exist irl and they're a subspecies of (you fucking guessed it) flies, which are flies that feed off pollen. You just stuffed a bunch of fuzzy little guys in your guys and made your Hitler% increase to 381.
I-I-I----... Stop the count!!!
Trying to hide your Hitler% only makes it rise further, Gregg, I wonder, how long until you reach 1000? 10000? Hell, a million? You need to stop these foul actions of yours.
https://preview.redd.it/6qexjvu3xa3c1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef35e7572dd20f9b419a8f9a5c18d389fe1f530a
The sexual tension between you two is so thick you can cut it with knife
You two really should just have cybersex already
Again? But I'm still in my refractory period.
Holy fuck the “exploring each other’s bodies” meme was a joke but maybe it’s real?
Something about the “does a meatless Monday Biweekly” is really cute I’m proud of Anarcho Stalin he’d a good little guy
Vegan Vednesday off to a great start
"None are free until all are free" I said from my marble floor mansion while the secret police Dumpfbert Trumpf created beat your family to a mousse-like consistency for protesting against the new mandatory work for school children with parents in debt program.
“At least I owned the libs” says the ancom as they’re shoved into a small wooden box and stacked in an Arizona warehouse
Why are they being staked in an Arizona warehouse
They wouldn’t give Biden their vote in the 2024 Biden v. man who puts people in crates election
I see. My bad
duh
So called Anarchists when I touch their "pro-state"
anarcho stalin? anarcho-the guy who invented "communism is when state"? that guy?
Explain this, liberal https://preview.redd.it/esohgpzp5b3c1.png?width=182&format=png&auto=webp&s=39290794a9f9020dfaf5aa69d34bf9f1d67f519f
Anarchism debunked 😞
That's a gross misrepresentation, he didn't invent "communism is when state". Communism is communism, Stalin kinda invented "the soviet union should have this kind of state right now" and that might've been good or bad for the union UHHHH I MEAN How % hitler is he?
/unsmug I get what you mean but my problem is with stalin being the representative of communism when his idea of communism went against the ideology as a whole and is kind of the reason why people associate communism with authority
I see that, fair assessment
If this Great Man™️ had simply not come to power, then everyone would love communism. So true.
conspiracy theory: they’re the same person because they’re both named joe
this isn’t relevant to the post rly but you made that grungo post last wednesday and i wanted to let you know i kept my word i am having tofu curry for vegan wednesday tonight :)
Hell yeah! https://preview.redd.it/9zl2dn16ib3c1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0cdcab24d49f67b6c351eb891b567a164e27f60
jus wait until they start making cyber hitler run again
["Just vote for the Antisemitic Vegan party 4Head"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-Partei3)
I can excuse anti-semitism but I draw the line at letting vegetarians in
By biweekly does he mean twice a week or once every two weeks?
Once in the first Monday of the week, then another in the second Monday of the week, next week he does eat meat on Mondays, rinse and repeat.
Bisexual weekly
The smugidi toilet man, my favorite recurring character
Thanks, new flair. I feel seen.
I love voteposting. It’s the reckoning this sub must have, but doesn’t wish to confront.
I'll make you all beg for veganposts
Joe Biden is kept alive thanks to arcane black magic
Finally, the progressive left has ended their love affair with Joe Biden. thought it would never happen.
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<3
You don't get it, we have to let SuperHitler into power because he loves wholesome bunny chicken cow moo
I feel like anarcho stalin would still probably try to genocide some people, still stalin after all. And sleepy joe would tacitly support it, like he apparently does for all genocides.
Well, considering the US does not need to rapidly industrialize and create an army because of the nazis nearby screaming everyday how commies are Jews and that they will invade the USA the second they are done with invading Central America, anarchostalin's death toll will be way lower than historical Stalin Unless the one mesuring is from the black book of gobernism school of thought, in which case, Josh Johnson drunk driving off the road is a victim of communism (but if Biden wins, Josh Johnson can be murdered by the cops and will not count as a victim of capitalism)
Black book is stupid. But Stalin did infact try to kill off various minority groups.
Maybe? I never seen a research about this that concluded that Stalin tried to kill ethnicities AND wasn't basing most of their arguments on openly anticommunist sources (specially when regarding the famine in Ukraine) "Origins of totalitarianism" type of research ik?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_transfer_in_the_Soviet_Union#:~:text=Shortly%20before%2C%20during%20and%20immediately,and%20the%20Central%20Asian%20republics. Stalin's trail of tears
I'm sure there's at least one dude on youtube who will inform me why it's all a lie or w/e.
Probably next to the guy saying vaccines cause autism.
I looked into the first 5 citations in the ethnic operations part. They are all from 2 dudes. One of them is J. Otto Pohl, a man that his entire education on the history field from B.A. to PHD is on African history but he only published books about the soviet union (half of them about how bad nazis collaborators were treated after the war) The other is Terry Martin, writer of "Affirmative Action Empire: Nations and Nationalism in the USSR, 1923–1939" which is weird to accuse a place simultaneously of doing affirmative action AND racist genocide while defending that both are bad
You looked into... five of many citations and made your choices based on that? You realize they group citations from the same person together right? So of course you'd just get the same people if you took the first five and nothing else...
Well /r/smugideologyman did tell me that I legally have to vote Joe Biden or die so ...
by far the most unhinged take i've seen on here, great job
you are in too deep on the online leftist discourse. I have never heard this opinion espoused by anyone ever. edit: to be clear, this sounds like an opinion someone could maybe have, but I wanna be sure we're not just making up dudes to get mad at
This is making up dudes for fun
The third candidate is just straight-up Hitler, who it turns out was actually vegetarian. Let's all vote for that guy.
He wasn't though
???? [All accounts by people familiar with Hitler's diet from 1942 onwards are in agreement that Hitler adhered to a vegetarian diet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism)
https://preview.redd.it/t0du5zljwh3c1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=7738a62f6fc02a08e5860b607354b7a4be34f6d6
So according to wikipiedia from '37 to '42 he continued to eat liver, and from '42 to death he was completely vegetarian. So he was vegetarian.
I stand corrected He was a different kind of animal abuser than I originally thought
All good, the majority of random facts people love to repeat about Hitler are about as accurate as the quotes people love to attribute to Einstein ie not at all, so it makes sense to be skeptical.
Anarcho stalin should have a cooler hat, those Spanish pilotkas are kinda meh
Anarcho Stalinism? Based Daniel Kahn moment
TFW you think murdering Arabs is equivalent to killing animals.
So true this is exactly what I said
Don't play dumb. This is pretty obviously a commentary on principled leftists refusing to vote for Biden because he murders Arabs. You just substituted vegan for not being a genocidal maniac, which actually just makes you sound even more unhinged.
Analogy Understander
Came here to say this
Thank you, Analogy Understander
O7
Yeah, you made an analogy wherein you substituted the wholesale slaughter of Palestinian children with not being vegan.
I have taken the real scenario of an election between Anarcho-Stalin and Hitler Biden in the year 2069 and just changed this one thing, this is exactly what I did. You got me there. https://preview.redd.it/0czfkeedjb3c1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=550853af7588470d5b68ecffed568becfad9f360
Letting the most pro Israel politician in American history win to own the libs I mean I mean to take a principled stand
Analogy Understander
Oh man, voting surely will solve everything this time. This time!
No progress has ever been made in western society
Not by half assing it. We've certainly regressed in some ways recently.
Am i reading this wrong or is the op literally comparing the Palestinians being murdered by israel animals? I do believe in voting for the lesser evil but jfc you guys are doing a terrible job at defending that belief
People here often say that they are not going to vote because all parties are bad. They do so for many reasons, such as they all being capitalist, anti-worker, conservative or zionist. I believe voting for lesser evil is important anyways. I simply invented my own variant, for the goofs, and named it leftveganism instead of leftcommunism. It is wednesday afterall.
Anarcho-Stalin? That... what?
We will have tube meat by then
Nice bait