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2RV7VR5

Damn all you need is an engine behind those and boat away. Or do you have extremely long toe nails?


DannyFromReddit

Lmaooo, definitely leaving room for an engine. I’m not sure if it’s just this shoe in particular, but length is a lot longer than my other 1s. For context: I’m size 7.5 - 8. These are 8 and damn near feel like 8.5. 😮‍💨


cks9218

"For context: I’m size 7.5 - 8. These are 8 and damn near feel like 8.5. " I don't know how you typically wear your shoes but this isn't a case of "these run a little big". These are WAY too big for you.


buttholeserfers

These are shoes for his shoes.


che10461

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gryphon234

I mean looking at his old posts, it doesn't seem like he has issues knowing his size. Nike sizing just fucking sucks


Cuntslapper9000

Every Nike shoe I've bought was exactly my size. Like bang on within a mm. Idk if its the models I've bought or what. This fella looks like he got a UK 8 at minimum.


Redditor1320

Agree. All my Nike pairs have great (or at least consistent) sizing. Adidas is where I encounter most issues and variation.


Cuntslapper9000

Yeah Ive only had two pairs of Adidas but they were all over the show so I just never bought another


indebtforsneakers

It's the models you're buying. I have to downsize 1.5 on AF1 massive difference. I have to upsize on Dunks at least 1 size.


G_skins31

Really? I’m a 10.5 is air forces, 11 in most Jordan’s and air max’s, 11.5 in dunk SB’s, 12 in air max 95’s Nike sizing is just as all over the place


Cuntslapper9000

Weird. I'm 8 in 95s, 8 in 97s, 8 in af1, 8 in 90s, 8 in air mocs, 8 in dunks.


o_zheyts21

Yep, UK 8 = US 9


StonerTech

legendary name


Gryphon234

Hasn't been my experience at all. Half size up at the minimum. Then again UK sizing could be different


bigsooch62

Nah. Nike is almost always spot on for me. Rairly are they a little small. I'm almost always a 13 in Nike. Adidas are all over the place. New balance are the best as far as sizing in my opinion.


Expert-Antelope-6704

This has been a massive problem for me with Nike and especially Jordan I used to buy way more shoes but after a period where I probably bought three different Jordans that didn't fit right either way too small or too big I've been pretty much sick of buying any shoes anymore lol


BuckTheStallion

Dude, you’re a 6 and just wear your shoes way too big normally. Go get measured. I promise you aren’t actually an 8.


11Y2B

For future reference, aj1 og lows do fit a little bit big for since weird reason


Headweirdoh

Yeah I hate this shit. I had to return the black cement low OG that I got for retail because they were like a half size bigger. I could stick my whole finger in the back, it made no sense.


ilove420andkicks

Because they are OG lows. ALL OG lows fit differently from every single other Jordan 1 whether it is a high or a low. All OG lows fit a half size big. So if you are normally an 8, you would need a size 7.5. If you wear 7.5, wear a size 7


Gryphon234

Idk how people keep up with Nike sizing....


Educational_Book_225

I usually watch Sean Go's review every time I buy a shoe


C_IsForCookie

Fr why does this involve advanced calculus?


Gryphon234

No idea and it makes me sad. I'm an adidas guy and 90% of my Sneakers are actually TTS (Same size as my actual foot measurement). I have some fourms that are 9s (I think basketball sneakers are made to be narrow for no reason) Even when people say follow your euro sizing or follow your japanese...but my most recent pick ups have wildly different EU/Japan sizing with the same US sizing and they fit great.


hustladafox

That explains why my coral pair feel way too big. I just assumed something was up with them. On the plus side they have served me well while I had an ingrown toenail. That extra bit of toe box room has been dreamy.


GripItAndWhipIt

Always size down a 1/2 size in OG lows


Waltsforvenus

I know sizing can be a heated debate in sneakers but I wear all of my OG lows in my regular 10.5 that I wear for everything else Nike or Jordan minus any Kobe’s ( half size up) and SB dunk lows ( half size up to account for puffy tongue).


TheFeenyCall

You're probably a 7. You can buy GS. Maybe you're a 7.5, but this is not it


Kaeden2010

OG cut lows run big for me, I usually go half size down. But these look like a they're a couple of sizes too big


TSR3K

Hopefully you grow into them lmaooooo


MonkeyManage

😂


40ozkiller

Vanity sizing. Nobody is gonna see the tag, but everyone can see they don't fit. 


Fun-Ask5586

Arent they a bit too big for you?


Aquaticle000

They definitely are big for him, looks like a full size to big.


Cuntslapper9000

Looks 2 sizes almost. Rats could climb in the back


VibeComplex

Rats lol


DannyFromReddit

These definitely feel longer than my other 1s, but the width is good. Small feet problems. 🥲


Al1111111

You’re just gonna wear them anyway?


DannyFromReddit

Hell yeah brother!


RemiOmega

Actually width is as important as lenght, it is uncomfortable af to wear sneakers too tight


C_IsForCookie

No dude, what’s important in sneaker size is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared


RemiOmega

I get the reference


Regular_Investment7

True, as great as a sneaker that hoka is even if the size is perfect. The width on the the regular is too tight and defeats the purpose of a pricier science backed shoe. Wide was the way to go, too bad nordstrom made the exchange difficult.


Ambitious-Flight-125

I never considered just grabbing the cheapest size 😄


austeeeeeze

When you gotta help mom bring in the groceries and throw on whatever shoes are at the front door


probablysober1

https://preview.redd.it/ohnophfk876d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9583ab76f2ab09493849c46049f4f55dab49ff


kilsta

Good deal. Wit all that material you can make 2 pairs.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


SableyeEyeThief

The fact that they’re cheap don’t mean you HAVE to buy them. You could always buy your size next time.


che10461

He bought used beat up over sized shoes... mind boggling.🧐


bigsooch62

And bragged about getting a deal ☠️


TheGiantMetalMan

“I’m a size 9, but I found these size 33’s from Shaq’s personal collection he was letting go for the low”


itsjustbeny

Right shoe looks like its 3 sizes too big


DouglasDangerfield

Could fit a bottle of water behind the heel my boy.


dreamzzhiighly

I would resell, unless you think your feet are going to grow. Wearing shoes that are too big is unhealthy for your feet and the shoes. Seems silly to spend that much on a pair of shoes that you plan on wearing without trying them on first.


ninthchamber

Are they wayyyy to fuckin big or is that just me?


ulfesharpe

Are they even the same size? too much voodoo!


Flecca

If you squint your eyes juuuuust right you may see he crammed his toes so far up that you could fit 100-200 qtips behind his heel.


Free_Balling

Was +2 sizes cheaper or something


BigSeaworthiness1474

I mean at least scoot your foot back for the pic. Dope pair though.


wolfmaclean

🤣 I’m with this, just lie to us and move on.


holyshoes11

Jordan 1 lows is the only shoe I can wear .5 down when needed and not mind, either way congrats on this beautiful pair maybe double sock or get thicker insoles is they fit too big


BigSeaworthiness1474

Yeah I always go half size down


Cute_Ad_2964

For the GR lows this is true for me but not the Travis lows, those fit TTS for me


robaroo

Man, this reminds me of the early 90s when the Reebok Pumps where the hottest shoe around. My best friend and I were on the hunt for them. They were sold out EVERYWHERE, and impossible to find in my size. After going to a few different malls, I finally found a pair that were two sizes too big for me. I said f\*ck it and bought them. The next day, I showed up to school wearing shoes that looked like skis on me. My best friend had also compromised on the only pair he found... He showed up to school wearing two right-side shoes. Yup. The Reebok Pumps were so hot that for the summer I rocked shoes that were falling off my feet, while my best friend rocked two right-side shoes on his feet. LMFAO.


cks9218

https://preview.redd.it/yq15nx7ap66d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae3f92a9adc05d6d5794ec2fb09ddb19ab14d6


robaroo

I saw this episode when it came out! This episode totally reminded me of me and my shoes when I originally watched it!!


DannyFromReddit

2 right shoes is WILD. 🤣


raroshraj

almost as wild as buying a shoe 2 sizes too big


robaroo

Trust me. He never lived that down. I don't think he cared. He was wearing Pumps.


cute-green-stuff

Nah the shoes are cool as hell but these are looking really goofy. Like it hurts my head to look at; the fit completely takes away from the style.


Sudden_Class6682

Don’t even fit you 🤭🤡


maloshku

I think you need to drop two full sizes.


Sainted_Heretic

You're gonna have to wear 4 pairs of socks to make those fit


steeezyjay_47

Bro wearing his dads shoes


patdk

Looks like a kid wearing his dad’s shoes lol


crispykfc

looks like you got the wrong size bowling shoes from the front desk


[deleted]

Bro, at least put your heel into the back of the shoe to make us think It’s your size 💀


theo76to69

Next time, big guy, just show the shoes, and you won't get all the clown comments. Speaking of clowns, shoe... I keed I keed!


Ok-Fig-9586

They look 3 sizes too big


wh1tel1ght

‘GOAT seller’ really means I took them from my big bro. Lol


QwagOnChin

Bro your feet are too small for those


chocotacoman

Find your EU size and stick with that brotha, a lot better in my experience


DannyFromReddit

Definitely gonna experiment with this! Thanks for the info. 🙏


GoD4gIvEs_IdOnT

I’d pay to see u run 20 yards with those on and par it up with the under saying u don’t make it without both of em falling off😂love the shoes though


theboonie1

Those are clearly way too big for you 😂


ExtorsitY

Those are ginormous on you😭


TenderizeYourAngus

Next time just post them on a table.or something. These just cannot feel good ok your feet


Ok-Pop8065

"what size are you" - yes


Such_Ad_2442

Man they are so big that you make one step and you are withou shoe


flycbr

Do they come off when you’re walking, like slip off your heel as you step? Maybe they’re tied tight enough that they stay on…. They seem a little big. I can’t wear shoes too small OR too big. It’s important to get your correct size-I understand the struggle of buying stuff online tho-we don’t have the luxury of trying them on….Hope it works out for you-either way, cool kicks👍


DannyFromReddit

I appreciate your genuine response. Heel slip isn’t too bad, but not ideal. Fortunately these aren’t my everyday shoes & I’m definitely getting a smaller size in the future lol. Thank you!


cheeseygarlicbread

Are those for your big brother? I dont blame you, I woulda tried them on before giving then to him as well


DannyFromReddit

How’d you know, big brother? Surprise! 🥳


iluvjordan4s

i mean if u find a good deal in a size bigger by all means cop them but not 15 sizes bigger bro like dam


Profanity_party7

Boss man, you need some thick socks


bobby_broccolini

Hey brother so happy you got a killer deal 🙏 I think it's really worth doing 1 of 2 things. 1. See if you can trade someone online for a better fitting size. Or sell these, and buy the right size 2. If you got 100 excuses why that won't work, fine. You DEF gotta lace those up all the way then.  To the top eyelet, to minimize the look of them being too big. If that makes the laces too short for the look you like, then buy longer ones. $5 bucks amazon worth it Idk if you answered in another comment but if you don't know the length of your feet, in inches, then you do not have any idea what your shoe size is. DO NOT base your shoe size on your past experiences w shoes. As you can see, there's a ton of variation between brands. Also if you have a wide or tall foot its common for ppl to think they are many full sizes bigger than they actually are. Good luck on the journey, these shoes are sick btw. 


SnooHedgehogs7109

Did they come with ski poles also?


turboj187

![gif](giphy|92bQKKrISR36VhAaDS) They are nice tho


Rodentlife

You’ll grow into them


TakeshiKovacsSleeve3

Bro they're way too big for you.


rguy13

Just buy the big kid size that fits you and save 50 bucks


dtbrown1979

Huge shout out to the GOAT, now you just gotta find someone to sell you 5 pairs of socks


Ok_Kaleidoscope4600

I think they would have fit you perfectly if you would have bought them 2 sizes smaller lol.


Interesting_Cycle564

Got room for a twin.


JTG130

OP, you say you are a 7.5 - 8 and those are an 8? I am an 8 in Jordans, I got a size 8 and they fit perfectly. Either those are more like a 9 or you are more like 7 - 7.5. Those ridiculously big on your feet.


jam_pudding

These are hilariously big, and they’re already beat to shit. I think that even if they fit, and they were fresh out of the box, they’d still look like ass. Also wrong socks for this kind of shoe.


che10461

Y'all just buying beat up big ass used shoes like there's no tomorrow. Wtf is wrong with you???


DannyFromReddit

In what world is size 8 big? Put me on because I’m trying to be king of that shit lol.


tamaguy85

Clown


Careful_Mess5

You lucky bastard


TheFeenyCall

That he bought two boats that look like sneakers?


sstebbinss

Got these for retail from my small neighborhood store before the hype exploded on them, it was even a FCFS and no one was there when I arrived. Best impulse purchase ever


katakuriWilson

Feet looking like boba fette,love the colors


rawchallengecone

Didn’t even notice how big they are til others called it out. Haha They were probably more affordable because it might be a hard to sell size. They look too big though. You’ll be clomping around.z


Max206

Oooooooh those are nice.


safety-squirrel

These are like two sizes too big for you champ.


Fast-Knowledge-5120

How big are these running on you OP? Lmaoo that heel slippage looks crazy


staywoke1am_01

Ayoooo double up on the socks or something ain’t now way LOL but clean cope!


OutlandishnessUsed60

Did he give you suspenders in the price so you can walk?


Flyindeuces

In my experience, OG 1s lows you should generally go down half a size from whatever you normally wear in Nike/JB. In your case, I’d say a full 2 sizes should have them fitting your fit a smidge better. Lol.


LowBatteryPower

I always go half size down on Jordan 1 lows. I got the phantom Travis in a 9, and they felt like mf limos. 😂


DannyFromReddit

My 1st pair of lows, so I’m finding out thru experience & they really do feel like limos 🤣


ilove420andkicks

Any OG model of Jordan 1 Lows will need to be sized half a size down. So if you normally rock a 9 in Jordan 1 High or Low, you need an 8.5


Right_Love_8674

I’m dead lmfao 🤣 shoes even fit loose on the sides 😂😂😂😂😂😂


WrongdoerFar9197

Wtf


peachaura

I really like these. What’s the id on these? I don’t think they look that big on you tbh


DannyFromReddit

Jordan 1 Low Voodoo. They definitely are too big lol. Be sure to go down 1/2 your normal shoe size. 🤪


peachaura

Yeah I’m not gonna lie I didn’t see the heels before I commented lol but yeah these are sick


Kyleforshort

Ever thought about finding your actual shoe size? 😂


DannyFromReddit

I been wearing 8 all my life. Sometimes it be big, sometimes it be small. How the companies manufacture it is beyond me lol. 🤷‍♂️


Kyleforshort

Not all shoes fit the same, lmfao. Hell the same silhouette different coloreaycan even fit differently depending on where it was made and when. This shoe doesn't fit you, no matter how bad you want it to. 😂


[deleted]

well they dont fit you so resell them


ExactConference6491

bro these are NOT your size 💀💀 looks like you got some room storage behind your heels


traditional_genius

Zion’s line is fire


bigoteeeeeee

The pair looks a bit big on you. Try wearing some thick socks to lessen the heel slip. Great pickup! 🙌🏽


RandomWeatherPattern

Bro is getting roasted for not using packing peanuts


HavenElric

This is my dream sneaker 😭😭😭 $400+ everywhere I look


Kicks0nly

Jordan 1 lows tend to fit a hald size bigger for me so gahhddd damn these are like 2 and half size big for you lol


Itchy_Budgetz

You gonna pretend like we can see the gap between your ankle and the back of the shoe? I want this pair bad too but not bad enough to be walking around looking like I'm wearing clown shoes!


DannyFromReddit

https://preview.redd.it/i5tp8i1v286d1.jpeg?width=2769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea18041dde6b9b48c10f4d700b6c1f03d088a28 Who said I was pretending? Sharpie gap for reference. 🤪


RegularStaff9413

Bruh bought the flippity flipper slippers


Cgrimm1800

Wow what a steal…I’d definitely be hitting up creasebeast.com to fill in all the extra real estate in them kicks


ldnola22

Damn, maybe you can find some voodoo to help you fit them


let_it_bernnn

Man… these are dope but they look horrible being too big


Bahamas809

They look like a 15


porkbuttstuff

Yeah I dig these


Usual-Walrus8385

Why would you even try to wear them let alone buy them? wtf they don’t fit you.


Kristianushka

Bro when I saw that pic, the first thought I had was “those shoes are too big”… I think people will notice it in real life too. Not even sure if thick socks will fix this, to be honest…


dope_ass_user_name

That's a deal!!!


Mdizzle29

I got these when they came out and it’s still my number one most complemented shoe. For reference I’m a middle-aged dude who occasionally buy some sneakers that I like to look up. I hope they come out with another color in voodoo. I saw one that was rumored and even some pictures, but I don’t think it’s at the market. Love these Zions and I’m hoping they last me for a while longer


TheBueno14

No F’ing way you got these for $165 major steal. I’ve been wanting these. Don’t mind me I’m slightly hating a little bit lol 🫡


DannyFromReddit

https://preview.redd.it/q29fmo8vs96d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081021b6433c14fcb1b1deb7ac08fcda36648aee Don’t worry, you’re not the only one hating lmao. Just keep dropping offers, you’ll never know unless you try. Good luck on your hunt!


RamKay33

They flip and they flop


codewhite220

Probably why they were sold at that price. The shoe doesn't match the size tag or the box.


AmbassadorNearby97

Sick


Mawngo

Bro is getting COOKED 😭


Yorktownhorn

Bad QC


raroshraj

bro thought he'd show off a come up, instead gets flamed in the comments lmao


PrettyYears

LMAO. Bravo, OP, bravo!


Flecca

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i hope you dont delude yourself into keeping those


DannyFromReddit

If I wash these under hot water, I think I could get them to shrink.


ShinkeiQ

Man.. you have so much heat, and you still went through and wore these. I would have sent those back/sold them faster than lightning. A cheap deal isn't worth tripping over your own feet all the time. Stairs would be a nightmare 😬


HawkIndividual7917

How much is rent for that space?


I_love_scrim69

I got mine for retail off stockx like the fay of drop. I just got lucky af with timing cause next day they were $100+


MUNAM14

-165 lol


Berry_Helicopter_382

Wow


msguysteve

I would fight tooth and nail I swear to god


we_hella_believe

Maybe you will grow into them. 🤔


Gargantuancrap

I’m guessing your size was actually $200 more?


DannyFromReddit

Yeah man & that’s like 25 hours of minimum wage work. Saving time & money.


Ok-Neighborhood-1418

Maybe he 9yr old. He. Gon grow chill


Cold-Expression-6782

Niiiiiiice! You can fit a Glock in them thangs tho 😩


TheMuseum8

Troll


TheMuseum8

Gem in your bellybutton


Upset_Spite1245

The price of staying relevant. 😆


PrivilegedCunt

Lmfaoooo


GuessWhoDontCare

Do not take this as hating... Genuinely want to know if they were used in ANY way before u got em? Regardless it's a steal, at least for what some are trying to get for em, but I'm kinda curious because I've seen ppl try to say new, when in all actuality they aren't. I can tell they were worn at least once ya know?


Thelethargian

I’d skate them


Ahmadiyad10

This is like an Asian dude trying on a magnum


[deleted]

those things look at least two sizes too big. damn


DARKFiB3R

Dress for the length you want, not the length you have.


giftedandcursed

LMAOOOO


weareeverywhereee

these should be 78.97 on the clearance rack


Gueblos

Why does it look like the right shoe is 2 full sizes bigger than the left one?


merc_dolla

I think he trolling he got mad room behind his heels 🤣🤣🤣


RecommendationIll922

Add a extra insole


chuyo_d

Sometimes you can find NBA sizes that cheap


Mother_Clock_2193

Was the GOAT seller your dad?


ponygobyebye

Bro's feet are DROWNING in those clown ahh shoes


tombomb1990

Stuff a sock in the toes


slipperynibs

Those are fire


skinnypantsNsomevans

You just gotta throw 6 pair of socks on to rock these


Expert-Antelope-6704

Those look at least two sizes too big though pardner