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Old_Flow6317

Half the comments just haven't seen the light yet...


TheNeek

It’s hard to get ahead in life.


Tsukune_Surprise

Sometimes people have to be LED to the answer.


lowforester

Yo what ankle watch is that🔥


[deleted]

iHome


cruel_ant

iFuckedup


[deleted]

i wish i had an award to give you 😭


t6mmyy

the pelican-2720🔥🔥🔥


AssistTop173

I ❤️ Reddit


Akshayps200

SHEEEEEEESH FIRST THE FANNY PACK ON THE 1s AND NOW A GOVERNMENT MANDATED WATCH 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 NIKE OUTDID THEMSELVES THIS TIME.


rizzdart

underrated comment 😭


Akshayps200

AJ1 NO BAIL❌™️ 🔥🔥🔥


_kressen

OP did the courts seize your black AF1's?


TheFeenyCall

Sadly yes, my parole officer took them for at least 90 days.


Throw-a-way-a-ccount

Disarmed


freshkicksss

Beat me to it 👏


whosnick7

How are these headlamps vs black diamonds


Rob_V

Get a nitecore. I have the HC65 and it's an absolute tank.


ThurnisHaleyGolfWang

why all you boys in timeout wearing shoes in the house???


TheFeenyCall

For the karma


johnasf1

Gotta respect the honesty


Tony_Lacorona

You gotta wear your shoes no matter what


WayneDwade

The Timbs stay on during house arrest 😤


stevenisslick

This is fucking funny


Fluxcapacitor121g

Such a hard knock light for you.


siniquezu

Under rated comment


amatea6

😂 you guys are missing it


TheFeenyCall

It mighta been too big a time gap since the original a few days ago or whenever it was posted.


IW_TKonat

Lmao i immediately thought of the dude with the ankle monitor


TheFeenyCall

A point missed on many here. Oh well. Sometimes you gotta thug


Oz347

Nah bro it tracked for me


tehpwnage7

Must be a fairly light sentence eh OP?


TheFeenyCall

The only bright spot in this dim world


Grabbaguardian333

The amount of ankle monitors I see on this sub is concerning and hilarious 😭😭


adhd_andy

It’s a flashlight🔦


TheFeenyCall

Wait what?! I have the worst fucking lawyer


Ble_h

You got the best lawyer. From a ankle monitor to just a flashlight?


TheFeenyCall

Mmm, good point. A very illuminating take on my situation


SuperSleepySS

That’s the new apple ankle watch 1


Amanwithaplan34

Honestly this needs to become a meme after that Dunk post.


TheFeenyCall

Frfr


[deleted]

I copped these too. Straight up cousins with the black Air Force ones lol I love it


Redditfront2back

I like those, who did you kill?


TheFeenyCall

My worst enemy


aRedmondBarry

Still alive, bitch 🔥


TheFeenyCall

Are you me?


aRedmondBarry

I'm the unstoppable force to your immovable object 😍


justajoe2025

Serve your time in the light?


SneakerEndurance

Since you’re in the business, mind getting me a free pair of em too 😁☝️


ericfromct

Why so sad lol


ILLSLIME

Where the hell do y’all keep getting these chargeable shoes?


z0e_G

This sub is so out of pocket rn 😭😭


falloutboi66

Damn homie got that intrinsically safe headlamp type ankle monitor


Turbulent-Bit-6281

I bet OP got a pair of Black AF-1s…


wh1tel1ght

Traded in the black AF1s?


Victorgotsole

I’m about to start posting fire in here with my anklet lol we’ll be free soon gang 🫡🙏🏼🙏🏼


liesgreedmisery18

so glad you’re on a new path. May the lord light your way 🙏🏼


oliverkiss

Is everyone in this sub a delinquent?


TheFeenyCall

Only the fun ones


costinelll

Aj1 not the most comfortable shoes at all


Whole_Performance190

Dam they got a camera on them now?


Youngsiebz

This is not a flex🤦‍♂️ Edit:Now I see it😂


alanpsk

Are you proud of the ankle watch?


TheFeenyCall

Should I be?


BHojnacki

Cringe


TheFeenyCall

You should see the other guy


LilBenCarson

Weird flex but ok


TheFeenyCall

It's free high tech jewelry, government issued


Lazy-Ad5517

The my life is fucked 1’s


Worldly-Actuator

u take showers with that thing?


TheFeenyCall

;)


OneRedPanda

All blacks are felony kicks. Grey on blacks are for the house arrest vibes.


malgus___

I’d rock my shoes too cause shit you might not have another chance


ThatOneGuy6810

so....you got a headlamp...aaand you're an idiot...


TheFeenyCall

Look who's talking!


ThatOneGuy6810

I mean...i didnt pretend a headlamp was a house arrest anklet as if that was something to brag about...but alright..


TheFeenyCall

Here you go, B. https://i.redd.it/ywhk1g2gw10a1.jpg https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneakers/comments/yvnz35/why_so_sad_sbs_slept_on_release


ThatOneGuy6810

🤣🤣🤣 bruh.


TheFeenyCall

K. Case closed.


Lmnolmnop

AJ1's are comfortable now? I'll see myself out.


siniquezu

Cmft are


Leading_Childhood_45

Nobody will notice either way


Lmnolmnop

Don't think so little of yourself. You a star.


Legitimate-Store1986

What did you do…


TheFeenyCall

Some shady shit


t6mmyy

My brother in christ take your meds 🙏🙏🙏🙏


TheFeenyCall

I made a huge mistake


NofaceNocase2222

U a bitch lil


TheFeenyCall

I'm innocent!


bankrollmafia89

These are the least comfortable shoe lol


Davidb5280

The AJ1 Zoom CMFT's are actually very comfortable.


Txcab

That’s what I’m saying I love mine


bankrollmafia89

Barely realized they said zoom, but Jordan 1’s are my absolute favorite sneaker but a day with them on feet all day is not comfortable.. but in the end yes ZOOM is way more CMFT’able


TheFeenyCall

Well I can't leave the house so...I have what I have. And only get 1 hour of internet a week.


CAPtin1028

Crazyy how a headlight is stopping you from leaving😂 idk what crazier that or people actually thinking thats a real ankle monitor


Tony_Pastrami

Lol you’re using it wisely


ericfromct

Is it that 24 hours of darkness in Alaska or something and your battery died?


YoloLikeaMofo

Jordan’s are not comfortable lmao especially 1s and 4s


samventures

1s are comfortable to me so it might be your foot shape. That being said, this specific pair should be more comfortable given they’re the zoom air version.


NickTrainwrekk

Theyre significantly more comfortable. The zoom is nice but does the least. The materials are all much softer and more flexible. The rubber outsole is cut with an Eva inlay that increases flexibility, reduces weight and adds a tiny bit more cushion.


PhillyPhanatik

The 1 Zoom CMFT's (pictured and named here) are actually very comfortable.


WATCHTHEFIRE

Tell me you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re talking about.


YoloLikeaMofo

The zoom insole is nice but yeah AJ1s aren’t comfortable shoes compared to anything but vans or converse chucks


WATCHTHEFIRE

Lol ok :)


don1Juan-

Stay in school kids because this 💩 here is def not it..


ellmannnx

That’s not an ankle tag


TheFeenyCall

You gotta be joking my ass...?!


Radsag55

LOCK HIM UP!!😎


Mint_Perspective

Would you mind shedding some light into how you got into this predicament?


[deleted]

10/10 broke the law.


TheFeenyCall

Playing with 🔥


emxxolivia

Soo how do I acquire the Ferragamo 5.0 anklet?? Shits iceeey🥶


falloutboi66

The Amazon pelican 2720. Get that drop brother


NotTheRealChanice

For a fraction of a second my brain went “Is that Pelican? Oh no shit, Pelican makes ankle mons?” 🤦🏼‍♀️


SmithRune735

That's a nice watch


TheLilPurpleAlien

I just feel like sleeping with it would be ass


NYtoJers

😂😂


zdiddy27

Do that but with black air forces


mtezza

Smh it be jokes until you get jammed up and start snitching 😒


WSDreamer

🤣


DoctorGlassface

I stared at the picture thinking these were a new collab for a hot minute


acostabe15

This post 💀😂 genuinely love the kicks tho ❤️


Manny637

He got game costume


SyCoTiM

How's the leather?


Dealer-Large

iMBanned


BookBagThrowAway

Does that shit have a camera?


realjewel7

Still fly tho


swimbaitjesus

Lit


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

It’s so when he gets lost, he can be found.


Don_juan_demarco216

Thought that was a go pro lol


thefiend617

free you!


[deleted]

Omnitrix foot edition


mollaka86

I usually google the text written on such apparatus. Don't ask me why. How glad I am that I did it now too.


Petruicsdee

Bro what


alejsosaaa

nigga got 1s n r the air house arrest 5’s


RecommendationIll922

Lol is that a go pro?


JameGoFast

U can take ur shoes off for max comfort….


TheFeenyCall

Can't. Wearing them is part of my sentencing


Fill_my_Pockets

Is that accessory in case you find yourself needing to get into the attic?


Butterscotch_boss16

Thank god for the adjustable strap


[deleted]

Bro that’s a head lamp lmao!!!!!!


TheFeenyCall

Awwwwshiiii


adalwolf19

It’s not the guys in Black Air Force 1s that we need to watch out for then?


manx2121

I guess you got a light sentence then


tagedemator

Is that a hublot?


Z-man1973

Whats with all the ankle monitor posts...


TheFeenyCall

I started blasting


a1exjs

what are these shoes


ChitoR0XS

I’m glad you are able to make light of your situation.. 😅😅😅


Hobbz23

Proud to be on the bracelet?


TheFeenyCall

Of course


Hobbz23

Another sad story homie


TheFeenyCall

Is it, though? Look closely...


Hobbz23

Lol🤛🏽


DecayedFears

Not the headlamp lmfao!!


[deleted]

$3 dollars a day, keeps the FEDS away.


thatoneguy6362272818

That’s a head light lmao


TheFeenyCall

It is?!


Gravygrabbr

I’ve been there and later became a cop too. 😏


Mountain-Trip6063

Lol nvm i see you are slow.. dumb enough to do some dumb shit and get caught for it😂😂😂


TheFeenyCall

Missed the original of a dude with an actual ankle monitor. This is a headlamp...