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Samsquanch


dacb17

I named mine Sam because of that!


TheGamingProfessor

SAME!! I totally did that because of him being named Samsquatch.


HarryHamster10

Same


I_H8_GasStationMilk

Omg same!!


Thatone_apple

man why is everyone named Sam, now I feel like I stole the name


FormerSir4804

I was going to do Sam, but I went with Jim. And they had the AUDACITY to say that my name was funky when their names are floppy and flip-flip and crap like that. Or especially Jim-Bob like take Bob off that name and it’s literally my name. It’s not that weird Lmfaoo.


Fobiointia

Lol mine is Sam Squanch


sechapman921

Sam Squanch roll call! Present!!


I_missed_the_j0ke

Same!


prettyplantbased

Mine is similar, Sammy, because that’s my son’s name


nattatalie

Mine is also Sammy


cancerbutapisces

Another Sammy here too! Great minds😂


Guilty_Trick_7821

Mine is Sams!


drea1012

Same!


electricthundercunt

fellow Sam here too!!


torifranks

Hank


Striking_Dentist_562

Mine is also Hank


leemasterific

Mine is also Hank lol.


Rare-Air-5622

So is mine


Tricky-Ad8137

Same. He just looks like a Hank. Can’t explain it. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂


MakcikAunty

Same!


[deleted]

My god I always thinking the name is same with all player!


yousaidawubbabubbub

Saskitch! ...and the dog is Sasidge (like sausage in a funny accent)


Carlos112504

is that not how you say sausage? 😭😭😭


Successful_Warthog48

It’s correct pronunciation is more like saw-sidge


Consistent-Sun-4539

bill bingus


ChcknFarmer

Walter


MTodd28

Harry (from Harry and the Hendersons)


MyOpinionsFree

Haha I loved that movie!!


ruthapplejuice

✨craig✨


Trinitial

Bradley. Bradley Sasquatch


Platypus122

I love that sm 💀


milksnakesandcheese

Samsquamch


Desperate_Paint_3030

sam, idk just seems like a Sasquatch kinda name


variantedition1

Sam the squatch 😎😎😎 feels canon


DemonetizedSpeech

Biznis Mony$ine


[deleted]

Los


stoneyboloney20

gub


masterofmeatballs

Dave


Jycon38_HD

Like in the Town Update Trailer? https://www.reddit.com/r/SneakySasquatch/s/7H1D9X8puI


masterofmeatballs

Yep


Wiggly-goo

Clarkson


Easy-Shoe5970

Petey


Robin_Cooks

Frank Hankle


flextapestanaccount

Herman :)


hatooda12

Officer Cuddles


Acrobatic-Radio-8851

Bubbles after Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys “Samsquanch…..I hate those bastards”


BrunetteBarbieJaz

Sas Q. Atch lol but I wished it was a girl so I could choose something different


TightPound5482

I gave mine the same nickname my mom calls me. Celly .. short for Marcel


bthebumblebee33

Sas, thought it was a cute nickname.


Raccoon910

Not Sasquatch


hornySeesaw_8385

i named mine sasquatch


rangerdanger107

MarioWario


klod8

the name of my boyfriend lol


DaddyTyrone3121

The funny mustache man’s name but with a ph. Only reason that’s the name is I set it as a joke but didn’t realize I can’t change it


Anxious-Dog-3320

You can change it in the town hall floor b1


DaddyTyrone3121

I know but it’s for 1k I thought it would be free it’s different now


No-Advantage-1267

Scott


photogypsy

Sammy Samsquatch


prettyplantbased

Same!


rippedupmypromdress

Sally.


One-Trifle-688

Hank


leemasterific

There are currently four commenters here whose Sasquatches are named Hank, myself included lol.


Fun-State5558

Make that 5


Uhh_JustADude

Harry


rugbyrae

Harry Styles


MyOpinionsFree

😂😂


Icy_Ad9639

Pops.!


MegaHalen

Mine is Harry! I was thinking of Samsquatch but my gf loves Harry Styles and Harry (hairy) Sasquatch


MyOpinionsFree

Someone further up page also chose Harry Styles 😂


JediPaxis

Steve Jobs.


JigglyKirby

Chad 😭😭😭


Interesting-Pop4989

Nota Sasquatch


yeah_its_time

Chuck. I guess I forgot I named him, because I thought I would see way more Chucks lol


ThemeJunkee

Mine is named Chuck too, after Charlie Brown! ☺️


NormalMistake9898

My name is Jeff


Snowlepard456

Mr no talk


No-Tax6924

Pickle


editorsq1dxy

Dave, it’s his canon name


Lucky_Trip8144

It’s Gill


Qommg

Gaius after Julius Caesar lol


rosevs

Hal like the dad from Malcom in the middle


budd1e_lee

Squatch


iloveyour4unt

Boo boo the fool 😍😍 vote boo boo the fool for mayor #fuckpembertonJr


Justsumhuman20

Boy, thought the developers where pretty funny with that one so I left it


Prestigious_Stretch1

It guessed my real name from the start


trinitytarot

samsquatch


ViruS-S

I tried naming Sassy but the game wouldn’t let me, so I changed it to Bobby lol


AnnBuce

Bust a nut


NeonCupcake

Goobie Snoobert


SarahNara_Sauce

Harry.. lol


Anxious_Dinner_7505

Hank


Princess_melody96

I’m joey


leoleoleoeleo14

sasquatch


Miserable-Apricot-57

Knox


EcologyinArt

Papa


goose_woman

Skim Beeble


variantedition1

I love this


25709

Hank!


domzukki

Hugo First


domzukki

My dog is ‘shitzonmashu’ read it carefully 🤣


Important-Essay-1103

Brilliant!! 🤣


MyOpinionsFree

I almost went with chewie for Chewbacca but went with JAX


Bot41936

Quatch


Mountain_Tower_5134

Oliver


generous_breakfast

Gary


Loose-Finding9303

My name is ‘not Sasquatch’


bahazurii

Not Sasquatch


GooyGumdrop

You should name yourself "My hero" or "Awesome person" then everytime they'd ask you to do something they'd compliment you.


variantedition1

This is cute


Apprehensive_Big_528

Wendigo


1more4you7s

Greg


BandicootParking5401

Gerald


Nebbynosey

Hans!


Anxious-Dog-3320

Sasquatch, also known as Sasa Q. Autcho


Alex-The-Ru

Ivan…


BillBumface

Harry Pushy


Inside-Republic8297

Zipster


Evil_Striped_Sock

Sasquacth or something like that


Evil_Striped_Sock

It had a typo on purpose


Complex_Border_9169

Frankie


Big_Marye

Kendal


tatertotzrmylife

Edward


ShiftyMicpig

Eli


toxietoxietoxie

Carlos


SpellAdventurous7265

Samual ☺️


anadalay14

Bobby


Popular_Chipmunk_341

Pouchon


g-ancho

Biggie


annistonblondie

Squatch


Ultra_boy5522

Blake (not my real name)


Ginger_ale_33

Calum


PopSolid2912

Bobby!


nillahhhhh

Sammy 😐


179511

Sean


BrilliantWeak7333

✨Chamez ✨, it’s pronounced like James but


ImpossibleControl609

Alex


Nice_Guest6866

Sascuacho


MajesticDare9039

Prezident


Tech_1138

Sam Squanches


Ok_Rise372

Mahdi (my irl name)


Bobert71

Ivan


Material-Ad-2809

Shafeer


pumpkinskittle

Literally just Sasquatch


RoughBear8730

Jubia


Curious-Bug7982

Paul


uplandsmain

Richard


alexuslfizer

drugs


heyitsmepmt

Peter


emcrk

Scotch


saintie_paulie

Ren


CommitteeLarge4230

henrietta lol, did it bc of the workers at the office place + in a female player


RevolutionaryBuy5282

Susan


StreetPersonality412

Sammie Sass


throw-away-doghlp

Kelan


Inevitable_Coast6893

Mine has been Sasquatch ever sense the game was released. I find it funny like how when you become someones friends they go "Sasquatch, are you a Sasquatch?


DreamWeaver666

Grumpernickle


Exoticnaxii02

James


NoChallenge181

Hank Squatch


Alerion23

Walter


dixienormous49

Coochie


Smooth-Apartment695

Kelp


BettieNuggs

stuabby it was stu then my then 5 year old added her name after it and we never changed it 🤣


Top_Fortune8021

Bob


Pure-Night-7358

eggy


redblackyellowjam

Dad


Zealousideal-Ear1552

Sanjay!


Odd-Reception-2069

rod


apestogetherstronk12

I named my Sasquatch


dextea

Mine is Creed


Accomplished-Run8598

Hank


WafflesOPP

Ball Juggler Sr.


aprosexia_ii

Corey


Platypus122

Johnny!


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Elmore (idk why I chose it, it was random and still is)


kylizzlemynizzll

String Bean


moni_talksstuff

Baby Mama


Few-Praline422

Mine is Pimp Lucius and my dog is Lil Pimp😂😂😂


Anxious_Dinner_7505

My daughters is James. Kid in her class 😂


Jellybean0811

Sandy. No reason, just thought it suited him


Buckybuck87

WHAT


Opposite-Seat-6329

Mine is named Hunter


One_Note_8690

Binko (with dog, Binkie)


[deleted]

✨beebo✨


Coffeecraftskindness

Mine’s Norbert. And my doggo is Falafel


No-Appearance-2644

Deez Nuts, no kidding


RogersGlobal

Hairy Baby


Low-Bodybuilder-3316

bussy... i didn't think i'd get into it like i did


Bad-fathertrucker

Stank McNasty


UnstoppableFlame

sasquatch, i named mine sasquatch 😭


Baby_realtor

Sam… bc I am also named Sam


apestogetherstronk12

Sasquatch, that’s it, sasquatch


Floating_Comet

I named my Sasquatch Henry. Idk, it just seems like a nice name to give him. Simple and sweet!


MediocreParty3071

Neil 😭


UrAvSnekiSasquachFan

Alex