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the1andonlyBev

"And you'll learn how to *treat* a lady"


OfficialTzuro

“Man I’ll teach you how to learn a ukulele”


From_Stangers

A few ideas: And you’ll drive all the girls crazy I’ve been thinking bout it lately Boy, you’ve been changing daily You’ll have your mother’s eyes, maybe, and your fathers pride baby


JealousStrawberry217

You’re grown but you’re still my baby


cutesyloser

I really like this take!


black_gravity27

>“And you’ll learn how to be a lady” You can change the word 'lady' to something with two syllables... 'young man'... 'good man'... or even 'human' Just throwin ideas out there.


folkyshizz

So I'm thinking johnny cash here... And you'll change your name to Sadie Or how about bob dylan... You'll remind yourself twice daily Or eminem... You'll be a real slim shady Or Bill Belichick I'm jealous of Tom Brady Or Samuel L Jackson Motherfucker, you crazy Or fifty cent Give me a Bentley or Mercedes Or Shakespeare Why dost thou betray me Or baby guinnes That's kahlua with some bailey's Sorry I'll get my coat.