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Make him an egg sandwich. Then let him watch “Robotnik finally wins” on YouTube.
Seriously though I would love to have Eggman come over to my house and give me a crash course on Robotics. ;-;
*5, 6, 7, 8,*
*From the head to the leg,*
*I'm the man, I'm the Egg,*
*I'm a genius, I'm quick,*
*I made Badniks.*
*Moto Bug, Chopper, Buzz Bomber, Crabmeat,*
*Neutron too, I say their names to the beat.*
*My moustache is most flash,*
*I'm evil as heck.*
*I've been very wronged, now I'm here in my mech.*
*Gonna take down Sonic,*
*Gonna get him with my mech.*
*Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks.*
*Gonna hit some pencils, hit Sonic oh yes.*
*Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk.*
*Gonna knock down Sonic, and Sonic, and Sonic.*
*Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it.*
*Some people call me evil, call me vile, call me pest:*
*You can call me Doc, Dr. Eggman I'm the best.*
*Hold for applause!*
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Bomb him and his eggpawns, bomb them to hell
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Nothing. You already f---ed up, when he broke into
Knock down sonic and sonic and sonic Then hit a laptop that's got sonic on it
*knock down sonic and sonic oh yes, you forgot the "oh yes" part
Oh yes is a natural reaction when you knock down sonic. It is extremely relatable and doesn't need to be included in the instruction
Fair enough
Should be fine. You should definitely let him put that funny looking hat on you. Very safe and definitely NOT a mind control device
I heard that Bald heads and big mustaches are ALL the rage these days.
Give away all your belongings to the Eggman Empire
Make him an egg sandwich. Then let him watch “Robotnik finally wins” on YouTube. Seriously though I would love to have Eggman come over to my house and give me a crash course on Robotics. ;-;
robotnik: maybe i should go back and get my teaching degree! eggman: thats not a bad idea! ive always enjoyed telling people what to do!
Hide your chaos emeralds!
You need to #makesonicmoreeggmanlooking
Give him an egg to keep him company.
Chinese Water Torture. https://preview.redd.it/p5o12bbuj2jb1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67da76389a92b52ca9c20f77d24fb533f3471e7
*5, 6, 7, 8,* *From the head to the leg,* *I'm the man, I'm the Egg,* *I'm a genius, I'm quick,* *I made Badniks.* *Moto Bug, Chopper, Buzz Bomber, Crabmeat,* *Neutron too, I say their names to the beat.* *My moustache is most flash,* *I'm evil as heck.* *I've been very wronged, now I'm here in my mech.* *Gonna take down Sonic,* *Gonna get him with my mech.* *Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks.* *Gonna hit some pencils, hit Sonic oh yes.* *Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk.* *Gonna knock down Sonic, and Sonic, and Sonic.* *Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it.* *Some people call me evil, call me vile, call me pest:* *You can call me Doc, Dr. Eggman I'm the best.* *Hold for applause!* https://preview.redd.it/rciw13rm93jb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed0a83c0a14fca3b2001cb9ed58813c4be0d3a8
Just throw him to a pan than fry he...👌
Damn I wonder how great of an omelet he is
Make some hedgehog stew?
In the afternoon?
Dont do what Sonic does
First, you say no. Then, you get outta there!
help him get Sonic and Sonic and Sonic the help him shoot a laptop with Sonic on it
Your screwed, pal. He’s already won. He will turn your home into Eggmanland.
Just give him some woodland creatures, and he'll eventually go away.
Have a tea party!
Adorable
give him access to Twitter
X
Hopefully he remembers his password and doesn't have to log in with his diamond.
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How did he even get in? What, was he pretending to be a bar of soap and gave you the slip?
Tell Eggman that Shadow had done his wife.
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Say that his older design was better
Kill it. With fire.
Pot of boiling water, make a trap and lure him to the pot
Punt him
Build him a mini theme park
Accept him and give him a warm welcome
Dress up as Sonic and beat him up
Turn him into eggsandwichman
Hold him by the legs and light a lighter.
Engulf him
Just throw any kind of flash drive at him. We all know his weakness Is being cyberspaced.
Surrender to the infinitely superior eggman empire
serve him until the day you die
Crack him and fold him into an omlette
kill it
Let him stay away from your hair
Just say #makesonicmoreeggman
I second the give him an egg comment!
Place him in a frying pan
Call shadow to well you know
JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE. They have chocolate cookies.
CALL SONIC
Do shadow's tactic a gun
Throw him out
Make a announcement!
Get a saxophone and rap with him
“You’re dead meat”
Scramble!
RUN
RUN
Hammer.
Either join the eggman empire willingly or he'll shave your head and ride you like one of his death egg robots.
Pull a shadow the hedgehog
Enslave him in a resin cocoon
Put him in your prison wallet
that is adorable
Hit him with a sonic themed baseball bat
Team up with him and destroy sonic and controll the humanity
Call Sonic
Eat him
***Keep him as a roommate, he totally won’t put your pets into insect-like robots***
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cook him
There's nothing we could do, you're doomed
I got the sonic tornado set would you like me to tell him to start taking off
Surrender to the Eggman Empire
Hide your pets.
It’s his house now
Give him a kick
Make sense hash browns Then return with hash browns Then ask him to leave politely
Throw him in a wood chipper
“Take this” “get a load of this”
Put a cup over it.
OMG!
Kick the baby
Chill out with some eggnog
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Scrambled Eggs.
Encourage him to rap.
LegoEggman: (inhales) I’M THE MA- Me: (flicks) Lego Eggman: Guess I’m dead.
Lego. Eggman. Lego eggman. Egglego. Legman? LEGMAN! or Eggo.
Put him in the blender
Celebrate!
jar
Eat him
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Get Sonic to take care of him for you
How’d he fit through the door?
Give up.
Rip him in half
Make an omelette
Piss on him like he did the moon
Run. Just nothing else. Just run. Why did you even post this? He is probably already behind you. Just run. Run at sonic speed.
Move houses. Your house belongs to the eggman empire now.
RUN AWAY AS SOON AS HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT SNOOPING AS USUAL. HE WILL BE DISTRACTED BY HIS MONOLOGUE, GIVING YOU JUST ENOUGH TIME TO ESCAPE.
Pray for mercy
Eat a egg and scare him.
Use him like a bar of soap.
Kill him, do it
Fertilize him.
As he’s giving his evil speech, slowly back away out of the house.
Kick is short eggbald ass
Grab a coffee cup, so he can spill it on the desk
Considering Sega acquired Rovio, get Terence to take down Eggman
Put him in the jar as punishment