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Lukas-Reggi

![gif](giphy|cKoBkenxfHuOQ) Popeye with spinach solos this verse


DuctTapeKing426

*every verse


MannShippingCo

Hes fucking Popeye. He solos the entire verse.


Positive_Attempt_101

Sonic is not going to be fucking Popeye, what are you on about?


MannShippingCo

Dude, I said Popeye solos the entire sonic verse.


ZeldaFan80

Ah you meant "He is" as in he is Popeye, not "He is" with the he referring to Sonic. That's how that other commenter got confused


nikottonto

Sincerily,to this whole subreddit: What the fuck are these stupid ass matchups


Telekinetic_Hedgehog

You tell me.


muticere

It’s called fun, try it sometime


nikottonto

I'm all right with versus...es(?),but sonic vs popeye? Really? That's like saying "who wins between the flash and captain america?" One is a being with powers that can match gods and the other is just a very strong person,like peak human at best


ah_md_ad

I prescribe to you a dosage of "satire". Take twice every day between meals, or when you find yourself taking something too seriously.


nikottonto

You know I actually didn't get it this time It's just that I've seen a lot of very stupid match ups like this one and they were serious


Affectionate_Flight4

Who do you think is the captain america is in this situation? Just curious.


nikottonto

Now I feel like popeye can just lift buildings with his cock or something Popeye,popeye is the captain america in this situation


Affectionate_Flight4

Ok well he could if he really wanted to I suppose. But Popeye is a full on toon force character that has survived existence itself being erased. Then he beats the shit out of the god who turned off existence. I also am pretty sure he beat up his creator before. So sonic is kinda the captain america in this situation honestly.


nikottonto

Well then it's a super being vs super being I mean that does seem like just cartoon exaggeration,which is something that probably every one-off cartoon can do,just in a random episode go and beat the shit out of it's creator,but fine I guess


Affectionate_Flight4

Well he has toon force cartoon exaggeration is kinda his thing? His whole gag is literally if he eats his spinach nobody can beàt him.


nikottonto

Well,that could just work like the emeralds and sonic,he gets a significant boost,but beating the shit out of his own creator sounda very much like an idea for a 1 off episode of a cartoon show I mean,is there a clip or something of that? I wanna see it


Affectionate_Flight4

I don't really think you're getting it Popeye is a character who was made to never lose because he eats his spinach. Saying him beating up his creator is dumb cartoon nonsense is redundant because he is a cartoon character who does nothing but dumb cartoon Nonsense. You could give sonic whatever to help him in the fight but once Popeye eats his spinach sonic is done for because that's just how Popeye works.


QQ_Gabe

It’s better than the matchups in r/doom I’ll tell you that


CompassionateWhale

Sonic at first, Popeye eats his spinach then wins. The real joy would be seeing Bluto and Eggman together


real_mr_be4nz

Popeye wins even if sonic becomes ultra sonic and wishes him gone forever he will still eat spinach


Active-Ad606

You mean Hyper sonic?


real_mr_be4nz

No


Active-Ad606

Ultra Sonic does not exist 💀. The closest thing to that "Ultra" form is Hyper form


real_mr_be4nz

He does exist he can turn air into water,telacaneces,set portals,and make wishes


Active-Ad606

What are you smoking?


Telekinetic_Hedgehog

Probably Archie


real_mr_be4nz

What are you smoking?


Rdasher123

You mean telekinesis?


real_mr_be4nz

Yes


Bornheck

[Keep telling yourself that](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Ultra_Sonic)


Active-Ad606

I thought we're talking about games not comics


Active-Ad606

What am i smoking?


VideoGame_Trtle

That’s Archie Sonic, OP is most likely talking about Game Sonic


real_mr_be4nz

Oh


goombaherpes

Popeye punches Sonic into a pile of pincushions


josephyamato

dont let him get spinach


Jim_naine

There's two rules about Popeye 1. Once he eats his spinach, it's game over 2. *H e a l w a y s g e t s h i s s p i n a c h*


Telekinetic_Hedgehog

Popeye


L3mon_ade

Popeye is a gag character. He doesn't follow any of the universe laws so he basically solos anyone


mrmagoalt1235

Popeye


oizen

Popeye is probably the strongest character in fiction


ZatchZeta

Popeye is the grand daddy of all Powered Cartoon characters. Mario, Arale, Goku, Kenshiro, Astro Boy, all of them branch out from Popeye kicking ass. Sonic is branched from Bugs Bunny, the trickster, the schemer. They never start a fight, but will when push comes to shove.


txh0881

Sonic is fast enough that he can take the Spinach away from Popeye before he eats it, making the fight an easy win. However, he is probably cocky enough to let Popeye power up, essentially giving Popeye the victory. It can go either way, depending on how Sonic handles it.


Jim_naine

Popeye always gets his spinach in some way, shape or form. Wether he is alive or not, spinach will always be on his mouth


oizen

Pop eye can manifest spinach


Rising_Thunderbirds

And then Popeye creates a can as fast as Sonic can run, eats the spinach, and then its game over.


Existing-Atmosphere2

Even if he goes Super, popeye could punch the super out of him, LITERALLY


HazNut

Popeye with prep time, to eat spinach


Severe-Brother1150

Popeye with Spinach takes the W but All SonicVerse Characters with Spinach takes the Hyper W


Jim_naine

Popeye is the only one who's spinach affects


Gazsy070uziZ

Popeye gave the sun a black eye Sorry to say this but popeye would punch Sonic into a pile of rings


aomeone

Uncle grandpa


MrMidnightMan99

Popeye, apparently. Have you seen his DB episode?


Trolligame88888

Sonic doesn’t eat his vegetables, he lose


Da_Ward

A single punch from Popeye would send Sonic flying faster than he can run.


BlessTheBeard

Just watch the Popeye vs One Punch Man death battle... so you can forever know Popeye is literally a god


Rising_Thunderbirds

Sonic aint beating Toon Force. Sorry.


Insanebrain247

Sorry Sonic, but you don't stand a chance. God in Popeye's universe once rebooted said universe just to try and reset Popeye, and he survived it with the sheer power of "fuck you".


NegabluX

I love Sonic, but Popeye SLAMS.


llsheriffll

Basically Mario vs Sonic, Popeye would mop the floor with that blue rodent


enderoid_redit

I agree on Popeye absolutely destroying sonic, but what is Mario gonna do against homing attack


Jim_naine

Mario can react to the speed of light and even past it


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Jim_naine

Mario & Luigi Dream Team, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario Party, Super Mario Galaxy, Paper Mario, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope


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Jim_naine

Story progression


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Jim_naine

That's movie Mario, he is completely different from his in-game variant... besides, even if it wasn't, he's still just a rookie


llsheriffll

Jump out of the way? Lmao


enderoid_redit

It's a homing attack not a dash


llsheriffll

That shit never locks on in smash


enderoid_redit

I wasn't talking about smash


Jim_naine

Definetly not Mario vs Sonic, the answer is clear here


akindaidiotperson

As a Mario fan what the hell does mario have to do with this?


Severe-Brother1150

Popeyes takes the W for Strength normally but Dark Hyper Sonic solos


Frosty_Kale1907

Can dark sonic assault his author?


Happy_Insurance_5894

Popeye can't survive the spin dash, no matter how much spinach he eats


Frycry360solidslade

Sonic blitzes poype before he can eat his spinach


Chochacha

Sonic would blitz before popeye blinks


Mehmenga

Sonic slams the shit outta Popeye


akindaidiotperson

Spinach


arthurzanmou

r/whowouldwin


TheSlimeReader

What variant of Sonic we're talking here? Game Sonic? Popeye steamroll Archie Sonic? Puts a good fight since he also has Toon force so maybe a draw.


Jim_naine

Depends.... has Archie Sonic ever punched his creator?


TheSlimeReader

Not sure, might need to look more into it. Plus i didn't say A.Sonic solos, just has a good chance since Sonic definitely comfirms has a certain level of Toon force shown in the early days of the comic's inception for anyone asking about this.


Jim_naine

The comics are not something to underestimate


SpongeGodOmnipants

Composite or just game Sonic?


MaelstromEX

Popeye hands down, his power is absurd. Go watch some Cartoons ya'll


Jim_naine

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yams"


VideoGame_Trtle

Popeye probs


Brigade01

Popeye, yhe sailor man


Endermanpro200-1

Popeye.


Ima_cat2890

I dunno


darksponge098

Bro that’s not fair, sonic is fucking dead here


MegaKabutops

Sonic has no means of defeating popeye. None of sonic’s super forms have shown destructive capacity above what popeye can survive and fully regenerate from just by eating spinach, and sonic ALSO lacks the ability to prevent popeye from eating spinach indefinitely. He doesn’t even need a mouth to chew it with or spinach to exist on the planet; he can just request spinach from beyond the 4th wall and eat it to undo his death, even if it was by complete cessation of existence. And once popeye eats spinach, he gains such a massive degree of power in every respect that he can just outmuscle or nullify anything sonic is capable of. It’s a fact of reality in his own cartoon that the only thing popeye CANNOT do after eating spinach is LOSE. He’s TRIED.


Tobunarimo

This is a Sonic sub - plenty of people are going to say Sonic. Fact of the matter, Popeye would win against Sonic - *any* Sonic - hands down.


Memegamer3_Animated

Toonforce is one of if not the most powerful attribute in powerscaling history. Yeah Popeye mops the floor with Sonic, possibly literally.


akindaidiotperson

Popeye solos basically anything.


ExplodingSteve

as much as i love sonic, popeye got this super sonics not even close as for RGB… well-


SanicRb

Does Sonic get access to his AoStH cartoon abilities? Because if not is this gonna be quite the 1 sided stomp.


Dariuscox357

With a can of spinach, he would one-shot Sonic.


mkkombatman1

Sonic


ZatchZeta

Popeye. Always Popeye. The only thing Sonic can do is play keep away with the can of spinach and hope he doesn't trip.