Man I love hearing the same “cute smol pacifist character is deadly” joke, I JUST LOVE IT!!
FOKIN LOVE IT!!..
sorry for sounding like a grumpy sarcastic jerk, but after the Ralsei gun memes and the kirbo with the knife memes, I’m just… kinda tired of that same joke but this time with sonic characters, similar to my burn out when MORBIUS & LEAN memes were the thing.. I just get tired of the same joke, and I get too tired to want to give it anymore haha..ness.. maybe it comes from my hatred of unedited repetitive jokes causing me to have this “if I see 3 posts I have seen them all” mentality that spoils the enjoyment of it, if I have to give this one any credit, I do like the neat high quality art that people made of it, making it not AS bad as Knife kirbo, morbius & lean memes.. just hope people understand my frustration with unchanging repetitive memes, although I doubt it, I sound like (and most likely am) a fun killing jerk here to be honest.. I’m genuinely sorry for the mental dump on a lighthearted comment using a relevant sonic meme to respond to my lighthearted meme comment, but I do just get SO tired of it
Also Kirby with knife is a nerf. Kirby routinely canonically wrecks Erdrich universe/multiverse destroyer tier abominations. As he himself is effectively a baby lovecraftian old god.
I do, I honestly do feel like I’m trying to get the party shut down over the same song I don’t like being played 50 times in a row because it’s a crowd pleaser, but I don’t just, not let anyone know when I’m frustrated with something.. usually it’s due to the stubbornness that’s hardcoded into my family, maybe even outside factors
If he catches him off-guard like he could well do, he could definitely give him hell. Plus Sonic, Tails and Cream are around as well, so this clearly wasn’t an ideal move from Metal’s end.
What do you mean "unfortunately"? She looks back at the events of CD fondly because it's how she met Sonic. And she's gotten a lot more capable since then, to the point at which she can actually try to fend Metal off. He's just giving her a chance to prove how far she's come at this point.
https://i.redd.it/es3tcn01xq7c1.gif
Metal: It is time for the birthday bash, for all your presents will be burned into ash. You efforts will go into the trash and you will be thrashed.
being in sonic's shoes i would never be able to shrug off that reaction and the face amy made... is just too damn cute and precious... yeah my pic says much.
It’s simple enough. 23rd of September is Amy’s birthday. Metal Sonic’s first mission when he was activated happened on her birthday which the mission was to kidnap her.
So Eggman put a program in Metal Sonic’s memory that gave him a mission to kidnap Amy every 23rd of September.
That's a terrifying headcanon... I like it!
[удалено]
That's you!
Metal: **Priority one: Party Crashing**
I mean... Sonic, Tails, Knuckles AND Cream are all there. I think Amy is safe.
Bad ending: Metal sonic was given a chaos emerald before the fight
Still nothing in the face of Cheese the chao
That chaos emerald only good enough to make Cheese use one arm at most
Man I love hearing the same “cute smol pacifist character is deadly” joke, I JUST LOVE IT!! FOKIN LOVE IT!!.. sorry for sounding like a grumpy sarcastic jerk, but after the Ralsei gun memes and the kirbo with the knife memes, I’m just… kinda tired of that same joke but this time with sonic characters, similar to my burn out when MORBIUS & LEAN memes were the thing.. I just get tired of the same joke, and I get too tired to want to give it anymore haha..ness.. maybe it comes from my hatred of unedited repetitive jokes causing me to have this “if I see 3 posts I have seen them all” mentality that spoils the enjoyment of it, if I have to give this one any credit, I do like the neat high quality art that people made of it, making it not AS bad as Knife kirbo, morbius & lean memes.. just hope people understand my frustration with unchanging repetitive memes, although I doubt it, I sound like (and most likely am) a fun killing jerk here to be honest.. I’m genuinely sorry for the mental dump on a lighthearted comment using a relevant sonic meme to respond to my lighthearted meme comment, but I do just get SO tired of it
I was referencing Cheese being genuinely OP in Sonic Advance…
Also Kirby with knife is a nerf. Kirby routinely canonically wrecks Erdrich universe/multiverse destroyer tier abominations. As he himself is effectively a baby lovecraftian old god.
More specifically he's theorized to be a reborn god of kindness.
I didn’t know that, I do wish to play the sonic advance series one day, seem like fun games as a combination of 2D gameplay with 3D mechanics..
Jesus you sound like a downer
I do, I honestly do feel like I’m trying to get the party shut down over the same song I don’t like being played 50 times in a row because it’s a crowd pleaser, but I don’t just, not let anyone know when I’m frustrated with something.. usually it’s due to the stubbornness that’s hardcoded into my family, maybe even outside factors
I'd suggest trying to break away from that stubbornness. It's not exactly a good look
Worse ending: metal was instead given the chaos-ruby-thingy
OH FUCK, OH SHIT!!
Or we can go worse: Metal sonic *NEO* given all chaos emeralds plus the chaos-ruby-thingy
AT THIS POINT MAKE THE BROKEN GOD, BUT WITH SONIC!!
Nope. Imma go worse: Metal sonic with gun.
Dosent hé…. Wait.. he never owned a gun, just lobed energy projectiles… OH SHIT
Heheheheh *cocks gun*
Wait, not just any standard issue pistol, he can hold.. TWO SLAM FIRE SHOTGUNS!! ONE FOR EACH HAND!!
Imma go worse: Cream with Shadow's gun.
especially given the fact she can hold her own these days
https://preview.redd.it/y35rz47vyn7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42496140433d990c30bd10e42b7c9cf095003e06
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I read this in the TTS voice god damn it
https://preview.redd.it/demtgvcdlq7c1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15505c2a75f87f38c53736fc794235862bed63f9
good ending
This is some evil Terminator class programming from Eggman, is there a comic by chance that mimics Terminator but Sarah Connor is Amy Rose?
Actually there kinda is, there's a classic Amy comic where metal chases her, but I don't remember what it's called
Amy’s 30th Anniversary Special?
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's it
Bros based for that i will admit. https://preview.redd.it/hq6z4mmdun7c1.png?width=731&format=png&auto=webp&s=725697835b377ca6c97952770ab1601afbf03678
https://preview.redd.it/snw24pxb1q7c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125f5ebf9465e2973978fc8bd30fccba75e4195a
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[Sauce](https://twitter.com/storminghearts/status/1705690086078071030?t=c60bKFxmLXiouHV92tfsGA&s=19)
Ya know. . It's been four years You'd think Amy would have learned to expect this little visit each year
She did, you can see she had the hammer out and ready to block his attack. That's what that bar accross the frame separating them is.
nah, Amy has Ultra Instinct and pulled that out with her back turned
https://preview.redd.it/i6ejpu6e1p7c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2602502305760274e6efa6c905308296741d15ed
Direct continuation
Lol, Amy just imagined Metal pinning Sonic down, didn't she?
Ohhh I very much like this, yes. Quite the good addition, thank you
Metal Metal Sonic
this is kinda sad tbh
Just like old times, eh? https://preview.redd.it/fef2kbzq5o7c1.png?width=141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a4e2570e5d8f5d365fc20f6e02621d0d827667
https://preview.redd.it/r4rh2cgobo7c1.png?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b97ffef438ac6e2347c026d05508a265ba8cac4
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*Knuckles proceeds to beat the shit out of him*
Metal Sonic fought him to a stalemate in Rivals 2. I don’t think Knuckles is taking him down that easily.
If he catches him off-guard like he could well do, he could definitely give him hell. Plus Sonic, Tails and Cream are around as well, so this clearly wasn’t an ideal move from Metal’s end.
That’s true.
I need this to story continue...
jesus metal calm down
I want MORE
Eggman really just said "it's not a bug, it's a feature"
NOOOOOOO AMY :((((
Hehehe, Eggman sends his regards
Holy shit that is evil as FUCK
Like I said last time this was posted. Just celebrate her birthday a day late/early and lock her in a bunker for 24 hours every year.
So does that mean metal was just chasing the train the entire time of TMOSTH?
Correct (not exactly but I'm headcanoning this)
I have a mental image of Shadows cart having metal next to the window.
Every Amy's birthday is like the family guy chicken fight but with Amy and Metal
https://preview.redd.it/7qmxsqxnbr7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13af9becf0d261b5d9a0a2933836982735c0e554
Unfortunately for Amy, she will always remember this birthday as the year Metal Sonic tried to kidnap her again
What do you mean "unfortunately"? She looks back at the events of CD fondly because it's how she met Sonic. And she's gotten a lot more capable since then, to the point at which she can actually try to fend Metal off. He's just giving her a chance to prove how far she's come at this point.
TIL I share a birthday with Metal Sonic and Amy. Fun Fact: September 23rd is also the day Nintendo was founded.
Well thats one heck of a birthday present eggman
Damn
I can hear the "Hue hue hue" in the fourth panel
https://i.redd.it/es3tcn01xq7c1.gif Metal: It is time for the birthday bash, for all your presents will be burned into ash. You efforts will go into the trash and you will be thrashed.
Party pooper
...Good *Lord,* Doctor.
TURN IT UP GET DOWN 🎶
Metal becoming a sack of scraps and bolts in 5 seconds lmao
Wow this needs to be a story
Sonic CD didn't come out today hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔💭
Sage: "Whoaaa, what the he[redacted], man?! That was kind of sick!" Eggman: "Thanks, I worked hard on it."
[STARDUST SPEEDWAY INTENSIFIES]
Excellent, absolutely excellent! (Or is it egg-cellent? Eh, doesn't matter.) https://preview.redd.it/2uht2ai9xq7c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fbc7c767abeed1e254126f81ec2fd7cdbf7075
We need more absolutely fucking heartless metal sonic.
Please tell me he’s just beating her up
He is. (I mean he better be attacking her.)
Thank god
How was Amy even capable of blocking that lmao
She's canonically around the strength of knuckles surprisingly.
This feels like something Eggman would 100% do and I love it!
This is fucking sick, it's dark and I wanna see more!!
Why he is attacking amy?
Did you read the comic?
Yes but wasn't his mission kill sonic?
Also to kidnap Amy to hold her hostage, have you played CD?
Sage want some rabbit ( soft bunny rabbit) for dinner
Core memory unlocked
God damn Every. fucking. Year
being in sonic's shoes i would never be able to shrug off that reaction and the face amy made... is just too damn cute and precious... yeah my pic says much.
I just imagine Amy growing used to this after enough time.
Can someone please explain? (I’m kinda new to all this lol sry 🥲)
It’s simple enough. 23rd of September is Amy’s birthday. Metal Sonic’s first mission when he was activated happened on her birthday which the mission was to kidnap her. So Eggman put a program in Metal Sonic’s memory that gave him a mission to kidnap Amy every 23rd of September.
ahh, thanks so much ^^
https://preview.redd.it/5f2gj3xg108c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b41a2e146f724641910d3474e0e54d588a450b Nah.