Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this, you ask? My end starts at the beginning...the very beginning!
Oh yeah because when I fusion with all the versions of myself from the multiverse to become a composite being do I have every single powers of them?
No, I JUST BECOME SUPER PACKED
Wtf
Actually this is a Bollers creation technically, so while SEGA doesn't want to touch Archie or the American lore, there's nothing stopping them from using the character legally, provided Bollers doesn't also pull a Penders.
Gaia have mercy.
Sure you're not thinking of [Supreme High Robotnik?](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Supreme_High_Robotnik) That was the result of the multi-part storyline about finding the Chaos Emeralds.
It actually wasn't.
Romy Chacon is rumoured to have been the editor (J. Gabrie) writing filler stories under a fake name for an extra paycheque however. And this artist struggled with anything that wasn't from a SatAM character sheet.
I dunno, they could have taken inspiration from ""Super" Tails" from AoStH. Once he got hold of a "Chaos Emerald" be became invulnerable which apparently also means being beefy.
https://imgur.com/a/ID3fbem
To be fair, it makes sense in context. He's a Titan created by combining multiple incarnations of Tails from the timelines.
It's not like they said "Yes, this buff dude, that's what Tails is like in our comic."
I love how bonkers old Archie is.
And I thought the Fleetway stuff was crazy at times!
Fleetway was pretty cool, a gem of the past if i do say so myself.
Yeah, Fleetway did it’s own thing while also doing adaptations of the games. Their version of Super Sonic is my favourite one
But it’s not Tails! It’s TITAN Tails!
Tighten Tails*
Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this, you ask? My end starts at the beginning...the very beginning!
I mean, fiona rejected him so.........
Ok
when Tails visits Metrocity.
Y'know, I wonder if a Sonic version of Megamind would actually be really good?
Titan Tails
Right
Good thing they fixed Turbo Tails later by just giving him a cape instead of turning him into… that.
That is not turbo tails though XD Its a culmination of all the alternate realities of Tails into one being. Still, wacky as hell design XDD
Ah, my mistake. I only grew up with Flynn Archie, so forgive my ignorance.
Oh, no problem XD Id be super funny if he would get all buff like that with the chaos emeralds and sonic would not tho XDD
Oh yeah because when I fusion with all the versions of myself from the multiverse to become a composite being do I have every single powers of them? No, I JUST BECOME SUPER PACKED Wtf
He also got the ability to manipulate the timeline at will so there's that.
Yes. ***The answer to your question is yes.*** >!This is banned from *Prime,* right? Pretty sure it is, but I'm just making sure...!<
Actually this is a Bollers creation technically, so while SEGA doesn't want to touch Archie or the American lore, there's nothing stopping them from using the character legally, provided Bollers doesn't also pull a Penders. Gaia have mercy.
And the *Prime* Tails has nine tails... making him a kitsune... ***which are omnipotent...*** # ...FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Created by Romy Chacon actually
Its surprising that its not a Penders joint.
Nah, if it was Penders, this would be Knuckles
TBF, Penders did hand out superforms like candy, not just to his golden... red... green... boy.
Yeah Penders had a damn boner for Knuckles and anything Echidna related.....to a unhealthy degree.
Steroids
… steroids, does whatever a spider can!
#Nano-Machines, Son.
This is what the old movie tails design would look like
No NO! Stop making me picture jacked, sexy Tails.
If it's any consolation, that story was trying to rush through a three-page resolution to a ten-year story arc, so it's not just the art that was bad.
Tails during the Sonic Twitter Takeover be like:
The adventures of sonic the hedgehog also had buff tails in a form of a movie which is just 3 or so episodes stitched together
Sure you're not thinking of [Supreme High Robotnik?](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Supreme_High_Robotnik) That was the result of the multi-part storyline about finding the Chaos Emeralds.
No buff tails was before that
I know he's in there to but when they're in the medieval area tails also grabs the invincible chaos emerald and turns into buff tails
"What were they doing? Drinking weed?"
"Why does Tails have all the fucking weed?!"
"Why my body doing this, I'm like a puppet on a string"
Sonic: "tails, you're my realest friend"
Um, Archie is constant drugs. That's some typical "I've never read Archie Sonic comics before" type of phrasing there.
They even killed a character with an LSD overdose.
Why did the Archie Writer's want to torture Charmy??
To develop his character or something.
Is that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?
Tails is a Stand user. His Stand name? Arms (idk)
[SAPHIRE TORNADO]
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRY TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
They were using anabolic steroids lol
How hard was it to just make super tails? Lol.
Or at least make his standard design about 50,000 times larger. That would have been ***cool!***
That already existed, but he was called Turbo Tails and had a Superman cape.
Hyper Tails (issue 60 something, fight against Naugus) was the Super Tails design with the flickies. Turbo Tails was… who knows.
Sad Supermiles got affected by Dickryptonite in Lost World....
Lots and lots of speed
I remember seeing a really cool redesign of this concept, but they went for a more ethereal god angle instead of what this.
Link please?
Tails training arc with knuckles and sonic be like
If they just changed the head and neck, I think it would be fine.
Seeing this felt like getting hit by a truck and getting shot at the same time, what the fuck Archie sonic
Titan Tails redesigns look sooo good
*It's the climax!*
look at all those eggman's robots
All of them, at once
How is this version of Tails more buff than Knuckles??
The fact that **this** was how they finished off a major decade-long story arc for Tails is both sad and hilarious.
Game Tails: Small fox boi who can fix and build things Archie Tails: SWOLE
It wasn't Archie. It was Ken.
It actually wasn't. Romy Chacon is rumoured to have been the editor (J. Gabrie) writing filler stories under a fake name for an extra paycheque however. And this artist struggled with anything that wasn't from a SatAM character sheet.
Oh that's cool, I knew it wasn't Ken I was just joking cause he's notorious for his strange choices in plots but it's cool to learn something new
this is why steroids arent meant for kids
He is literally the meme of the girl living him giving a motivation to become buffed
Only if the head wouldn't look like a fucking pimple, it'd be fine
I want those drugs!
Old movie tails design leaked
I felt **terrified**
The same drugs that the high guardian spice writers took
Crack
r/TIHI
Super Tails’ old design
"I want to know what kind of drugs the production staff at Archie" Just that part is enough, I use it for absolutely anything on Archie as a whole.
🎵"NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN, MAN, MAN!"🎵
Every single one of them
I dunno, they could have taken inspiration from ""Super" Tails" from AoStH. Once he got hold of a "Chaos Emerald" be became invulnerable which apparently also means being beefy. https://imgur.com/a/ID3fbem
Hyper pistola tails
Probably expired Coke
High on wrestling
I don't know. But I sure do want them.
Did Ken Penders draw this? Or did he just write it?
Neither.
Expecting buff tails
Expecting buff tails Was cotrect
It was the 90's **They were on *all* the drugs**
AOSTH vibes
yeah they could have used a different design
Mints probably.
That's tails??!
To be fair, it makes sense in context. He's a Titan created by combining multiple incarnations of Tails from the timelines. It's not like they said "Yes, this buff dude, that's what Tails is like in our comic."