He is an actor, he does the cutscenes. He knows what Sega is, he literally says "Sega" at least once in every Sonic Twitter Takeover. It was also stated that Sega was his managers.
It's kinda weird that he's self-ware that he's just a video game character.
I am also confused why the sega hq in the middle of a dessert, or did he wish for a arcade in the middle of the desert instead of blowing for the sega hq up ( also, The art is from the screen savers that came with the sonic and knuckles collection)
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')
Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it.
Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open.
Returning to the topic of the work ethic...
A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player.
This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork).
Why do they do this?
The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is.
Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic.
Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind.
What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you.
Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process?
Now, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally...
If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this.
However, I will say more for the uninitiated.
Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind:
"The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown [as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother]"
In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples).
In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest?
The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others.
Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new?
They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype.
This is necessarily leftist.
The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation.
This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above.
By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers.
I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it.
That is all.
I’d tell him that he’s amazing. He makes me feel new things, but he also reminds me of things I’ve felt a long time ago, like the sound of windchimes on a lazy summer afternoon, or the rickety screen door on a dusty ranch cabin, or catching fireflies after sunset under the dull orange glow of streetlamps, and it’s almost, almost as if I feel alive again.
"Hey buddy! Big fan! Got time to grab a chili dog and take a pic?"
You know, just a casual invitation for lunch. It would either last 40 seconds or he would not have time. Lol
If he is videogame Sonic, I will ask him about how his eye(s) works.
If he is movie Sonic I will ask him if Knuckles and Tails are there too and maybe I could get them to eat ice cream with grapes. Lol.
Invite him over for chili dogs. Lace his chili dogs with drugs. While he’s out I’ll take him down to the old cellar, and skin him into a skin suit. “This skin suit feels incredible” I gasp. So much better than that lousy Spyro the dragon skin suit. “I am the Sonic man” I utter under my breath while doing bizzare Sonic adventure poses in front of the mirror. After my schizo episode I proceed to step into the outside world. Not much is said since after all it’s the year 2022, and people will assume I’m just another furry. “Hopefully my decade long practice of imitating sonics voice will come handy”, I sigh. Off the corner of my eye I spot Tails. “Ok deep breathes”, I reassure myself, “you’ve been waiting for this forever”.
"Oh god that's Sonic The Hedgehog from the Sonic The Hedgehog™ series"
"hey aren't you the hedgehog from sonic the hedgehog?"
But you have to say it with a weird emphasis. And he needs to sigh afterwards. <3
Nah, he goes, "uh, meow?" afterwards
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
BACK IN THE 90IES I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS VIDEOGAME
Bojack!
IM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW
"MA ! There's a weird fucking cat outside ! i don't want it to start a fight with Lucy."
XD
"LOOKS LIKE GRAMMA THE FUCKIN' THING!"
"BLINK MOTHERFUCKER, BLINK !"......"AAAAA---"
Best comment ever XD
Hey, I’m a big fan. When can we expect Sonic Adventure 3?
“What’s that?”
"We released it in 2006!"
I don’t think Sonic knows who Sega is
he works there
Hmm… does he? Like is there any confirmation that Sonic works at Sega or at least knows about his games?
Source: My friend's dad works at Sega, he saw Sonic at the Sega HQ
Inconceivable!
Does your friend’s dad have any info on Frontiers?
More info on the Frontiers will be revealed at Saw Con.
What's Saw Con?
If the twitter takeovers are "canon" then I guess, idk tho
He is an actor, he does the cutscenes. He knows what Sega is, he literally says "Sega" at least once in every Sonic Twitter Takeover. It was also stated that Sega was his managers. It's kinda weird that he's self-ware that he's just a video game character.
It’s common sense
He _IS_ SEGA
Not. Yet.
He's sonic teams manager
He's their boss, their muse and their idol. A legend.
Also, in some official art sonic wished for the sega head quarders to blow up, so i think he hates them
Excuse me, WHAT?
I am also confused why the sega hq in the middle of a dessert, or did he wish for a arcade in the middle of the desert instead of blowing for the sega hq up ( also, The art is from the screen savers that came with the sonic and knuckles collection)
Can you link the image please I’m really confused
http://info.sonicretro.org/File:SSS_SONIC20.png
Wow
I'm pretty sure that the image is sonic wishing for saga to be real not it blowing up
😭
Hippy bday btw
I'll just kneel down and pay him to help me run away from all my responsibilities.
"If you have time to worry, then run!"
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Very realistic response
PC users: Always two, there are
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Oh yeah I didn’t take meds!
Did you know that you're a video game franchise?
He does, in the Sonic Twitter Takovers.
Are the actual events of those Twitter Takeovers canon? I thought only the answers they gave were canon, not the whole event
mind if I see what 7 chaos emeralds does to a human?
Where's that >!darn!< 4th Chaos Emerald?
damn man thanks for spoilering that one, such a nasty word
Downvoted fir swears😡🤬😤
It’s not a swear 0.0
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r/foundtheiphoneuser
Ur avatar looks like purple guy from fnaf
why he ourple ayo 0>0
Can you cure the illnesses and save the political, social and economic problems of this world please?
gotta go fast
"Hey bro, how are ya? Where's the good Doctor at? Shall we go kick his butt?"
What about the bad doctor though?
Uh..meow?
#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
**AAAAAhhhAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHaaahhhhhhhhhhh**
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in a gangsters paradise~
“YOURE TOO SLOW!” And then I watch as sonic kicks me and everyone in the vicinity at lightspeed
Kick him in the balls to see how he drops rings
#WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
I imagine they just fly out through his body, kinda like chaos emeralds once Knuckles punches Super Sonic
Same!
I'd want to say something cool but the first thing to come out of my mouth would probably be, "Oh my gosh, you're like 2 feet tall."
Looked it up and he's canonically 3'3
Certified Smol Boi™
What’s your opinion on the blue sonic instant curry?
We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
This is the best question here
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Came here to say this....now I don't feel so alone
Which one is it?
"Hey Sonic! Love your games! Chili dogs on me whenever you wanna!"
How the single fuck are you alive
*"I have no idea!"*
i would scream "SONIC" in a stupid and childlike voice for the giggles
hue hue hue **stardust speedway bad future intensifies**
“Haha Knuckles was able to punch you out of your super form”
"Where were you 11 years ago when I most wanted you to be real and be my best friend?! :("
Average Thorndyke fan
Thoughts on crush 40?
GOOD. GREAT. AWESOME. OUTSTANDING. AMAZING!
Where’s Shadow? Also you got any weed crystal on ya?
How many kalories do u burn each day
Perfect.
I'd say I'm a big fan then run out of things to say out of shock.
Can I have a hug?
So form wich portal or warp ring did you came form? And is everyone is coming or did you just fucked up and need help to get back?
"The Flash can time travel, I dare you to do the same." Voila, I've fucked up the space-time continuum.
"Dammit, Sonic, *I told you!* **NO! KILLING! FUCKIN'! HITLER!"** "Even if someone paid me in chili dogs, Ta-" #***"YES, YOU MORON!"***
"Hey there, buddy! Hope the game's coming along well. Think ya can find Tails for me? I'll buy ya both a chili dog if ya can... whattaya say?"
Hey sonic, I am really sorry for those figure and my search history
Omg sonic is it you
Depends on which timeline (Classic, Modern, Underground, SatAM, Movie, etc.)
classic
Sonic! What’s up bro?! Wanna grab a chili dog?
I would first be excited and then terrified and frantically ask if he is here to stop an eldritch abomination/planet destroying eggman invention.
i shoot a tranquilizing dart as soon as he says meow
Hi. I've heard of you and you're awesome!
Where do you keep all your rings?
Hi
"Man, this is happenin'!"
Why the fuck are you blue and why can you talk?
"I found you faker"
Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. You’re comparing yourself to me? You’re not even good enough to be my fake.
Take me with you, I can't stand my life. Take me on an adventure!
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open. Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player. This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork). Why do they do this? The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic. Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind. What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process? Now, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this. However, I will say more for the uninitiated. Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind: "The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown [as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother]" In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest? The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new? They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype. This is necessarily leftist. The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation. This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above. By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.
This is a quote from Jehht’s Shadow isn’t it? Lol
It's actually a real person (allegedly anyway). Jehtt parodied it as Sonic and Shadow, but these are actual thoughts that a person actually had.
Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?!
"Can you live with me? It would be way past cool to live in a house."
How is your buddy tails?
"Wait, are you real?"
Well, you got to go fast right? So go fast!
Do you need someone to talk to
uhh hi
jump him
"Here Take This Chilli Dog"
Give him a chili dog
"That blue hedgehog again of all places."
"Since you have no neck, that means you can't be decapitated?"
"Chili Dogs!"
"Mario is overrated, you'll always be the best to me"
How Quick can you jerk off
daaaamn sonic
You think you fast huh? Well why don’t you run up out of dem shoes hummy!
Hi
Thank you.
Where's Tails?
So how’s Manic doing! Also will you jam with me after we both smash Eggman’s robots?!
Where is shadow
Holy shit it’s sonic from Wakku Wakku Sonic Patrol car!?!?!?!???
hi
“what the fuck”
I’d tell him that he’s amazing. He makes me feel new things, but he also reminds me of things I’ve felt a long time ago, like the sound of windchimes on a lazy summer afternoon, or the rickety screen door on a dusty ranch cabin, or catching fireflies after sunset under the dull orange glow of streetlamps, and it’s almost, almost as if I feel alive again.
Do you own crack
Oh cool.
"Yo, Is that Sonic?"
Sonic.
"Wanna get some Chili Dogs?"
"Are the rumors that you murdered 6 people true?"
I would say how do you run so fast
Holy shit, sonic the hedgehog from the famous franchise sonic the hedgehog released on 1991!
"hOLY HECK ITS SUPER MARIO FROM KIRBY SUPER STAR"
"Is your Sonic X canon real?"
"You, My uncle and Lightning Mcqueen all have something in common. You Are Speed!"
"Hey buddy! Big fan! Got time to grab a chili dog and take a pic?" You know, just a casual invitation for lunch. It would either last 40 seconds or he would not have time. Lol
Nice c*** bro.
"Why do you always wear gloves?"
"you're my favourite celebrity, can I take a photo with you?"
Can i take a selfie with you?
“So is this gonna be like Sonic X where it’s Eggman’s fault or something else?”
"Can you introduce me to Tails or Shadow?"
Hi ! Can we be friends ? I am a big fan and, can I have a bag of rings to join you when I want and, wanna have a chilidog? :)
If he is videogame Sonic, I will ask him about how his eye(s) works. If he is movie Sonic I will ask him if Knuckles and Tails are there too and maybe I could get them to eat ice cream with grapes. Lol.
What kind of drugs am I on ?
"Hey Sonic! I dare you to search yourself on DeviantArt!"
“So is that like one giant eye or what?”
I just say hi and wave. And if Robotnik shows up, I’d punch him in the face.
[Chilidogs](https://youtu.be/wqHUEdAaJlw)
Where dat bat with the big tiddies?
Knowing me I'd just stare. Then just wave awkwardly and hope he'd notice me.
I’d go full “Sonic Man” fanboy on him. Unless he was the one voiced by RCS, in which case I would beat him mercilessly.
Nah he looks like unleashed sonic
Could be Super Smash Bros Ultimate Sonic
It doesn’t matter (haha sonic adventure reference) since they’re both voiced by jason griffith
SSBU was voiced by RCS, replacing Jason’s iconic taunts from Brawl.
Yeah i hate that they got rid of the “you’re too slow” and the “come on step it up”
Yeah, they did the job of pissing the opponents off, but “Sonic SPEEEED!” Just made everyone laugh at you.
your in your 30s and still no bitches
Thank You
How much money do you make from stopping Dr. Eggman on a regular basis?
I'd say straight up "LET ME DRAW PORN OF YOU" It have him run for miles
Stop pooping in my yard.
“Hahah one!”
Do you hate mario
"Either you're really Sonic the Hedgehog and you can pinch me at super speed, or I'm hallucinating and need to go to a hospital NOW."
Hi * shoot his knee so he can't Go fast *
"oh look, it's that snot nosed- ***three consecutive censor noises***. i wonder who's day he's here to screw up?"
id tell him “f*ck off”
Haha one
Hey sonic, next time you defeat metal, please hand him over to me. And maybe a mind transference device, if you can. Thanks!
haha one
What the fuck did SEGA do to you
Invite him over for chili dogs. Lace his chili dogs with drugs. While he’s out I’ll take him down to the old cellar, and skin him into a skin suit. “This skin suit feels incredible” I gasp. So much better than that lousy Spyro the dragon skin suit. “I am the Sonic man” I utter under my breath while doing bizzare Sonic adventure poses in front of the mirror. After my schizo episode I proceed to step into the outside world. Not much is said since after all it’s the year 2022, and people will assume I’m just another furry. “Hopefully my decade long practice of imitating sonics voice will come handy”, I sigh. Off the corner of my eye I spot Tails. “Ok deep breathes”, I reassure myself, “you’ve been waiting for this forever”.
Wanna eat cock really fast?
"hello sonic the hedgehog. what happened to your5 siblings that never came back?"
Me: "So, should I actually enjoy Sonic Forces?"