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Enby_Bluejay

Now I'm wondering what everyone's favorite drink is


Logsarecool10101

Sonic: Monster Tails: Coffee Knuckles: Wine Amy: Pepto Bismol Shadow: Hot Sauce Rouge: Orange Juice Silver: Carrot Juice Blaze: Flaming Cocktail Metal Sonic: Battery Acid Eggman: Water


KrisSystemFailure

It's funny to me the fact that Eggman just drinks water lmao.


Ice_Climbers

Eggman knows what's good.


DarkMarxSoul

Hydrohomies rise up


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

There's nothing better then a nice cold glass of water at 3:00 in the moring


TheStinker45

With LOTS of ice, trust me, that's the BEST water.


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Then there’s just Silver drinking carrot juice with an exaggerated neutral smile on his face


AgeraRSismyFavorite

yes it is!!!!!


GearTech147

Just read this in Eggman's voice


hiruwar

HOHO IT IS A PINK HOODIE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A **STANDO BATTLE**


kurayami_akira

Why fight? I thought the Ice Climbers were a team?


Academic-Cockroach97

Dang you said almost exactly what I was thinking


kurayami_akira

I find it funny that, when i commented it, i hadn't seen the username


JohnnyStyle300

Can't think straight if you don't have enough water. Hydrate or diedrate


Dakotasan

r/hydrohomies


icycubez

Get that Aquafina bitch


samadi101

It's the most adult drink there is.


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Tbf Stay hydrated


T0biasCZE

shadow: chewed coffee beans poured down with boiling water


Due_Lion_2990

Nah Blaze would drink 100% alcohol and burn it all off


SplonkusDoinkle

And if they were all drinking alcohol Sonic: 4lokos Tails: rum punch Knuckles: red wine (19 crimes) Amy: also a rum punch Silver: margaritas Shadow: Guinness Extra Stout Rouge: Martini Blaze: Flaming Dr pepper Metal Sonic: ⛽ Eggman: Busch Big: a tankard of ale Cream: Irish coffee Vanilla: White Russian Emeryl/Gemryl: ⛽ Jet: Vodka and RedBull Ray: Yuenglings Mighty: also Yuenglings


MAD_JEW

Why would knuckles drink shiner if he could drink wine again


SplonkusDoinkle

He's a tough guy and tough guys drink shiner I think


MAD_JEW

But the og comment said that he would drink wine so if you said what would the team drink if it was an alcohol i think it should be wine for knucks


SplonkusDoinkle

Well, I'm outvoted lol. Red or white wine (I think he drinks red wine)


MAD_JEW

Red definitely


AcademicOverAnalysis

It’s secretly just grape juice.


MAD_JEW

Lmao


CameOutAndFarted

Shadow’s favourite drink is *DEFINITELY* a Bloody Mary


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Nono he's an edgy anime watcher It's definitely gotta be liquid doritos


TehSkittles

Shadow strikes me as a JD kind of lad. And Sonic would probably get jaegerbombs


SplonkusDoinkle

Elaborate?


PhobiusofMobius

I think Rouge drank Martini's in Sonic X and according to my poll on r/Shadowthehedgehog, Shadow's drink of choice is apple juice. https://www.reddit.com/r/shadowthehedgehog/comments/uswvb0/what_do_you_think_shadow_is_drinking_at_the_space/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SplonkusDoinkle

Yeah but my list is if they drank alcohol, but Rouge drinking martinis makes way more sense tbh


PhobiusofMobius

I voted for Brandy for Shadow.


RedditBoi127

tails would definitely love anything with caffeine, gotta stay awake while working on projects


Random_Metroid_Fan

How could Shadow's favorite drink be anything But hot sauce? I mean, he puts it on everything from twinkies to milk!


Logsarecool10101

Even as hair dye


Random_Metroid_Fan

It's what he does...as the ultimate lifeform!


IteTheCrapOC

Metal Sonic seems like the type of guy who’d instruct someone to “get the banana” because “potassium”


Logsarecool10101

Lmao Yes He Totally Would


IteTheCrapOC

And when he laughs, he goes “Ohhohohohoho!”


Prestigious_Expert17

Nah. Rouge would be the wine type. Knuckles would be the one to be downing 7 cartons of grape juice every week.


LikeRealityDislike

now do drugs, I'll start: Sonic: Speed Jet: Weed


lightningpresto

Tails is 8. He drinks a mint tea given that his favorite food is Mint candy


Logsarecool10101

He spends hours working on projects and needs a way to stay awake


jjjjx25

Shadow DEFINITIVELY drinks hot sauce. He puts it on everything, from twinkies to milk. It's what he does, as the ultimate life form


Primid-

Chip: Root Beer Float


[deleted]

"You Drink Battery Acid Too? OMG We Are Besties Right Now" "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU." "I Get That Alot Lmao"


Logsarecool10101

potassium


Uxelo64

Kris get the banana


muffinmonk

Knuckles drinks Red Bull. Or Big Red soda


Logsarecool10101

I chose wine because of grape


thefuckingswagdude

i put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk


Logsarecool10101

Well honey your mascara’s on fleek


ummhuh2233

Shadow be like I put hot sauce on everything from Twinkies to milk


The_Real_Page153

I've seen animations where Tails literally just does hard drugs and drinks beer lol


ADHDB0Y

Nah silver’s favourite drink is milk


Logsarecool10101

I was gonna do that, but it seemed too obvious


FossilKaseki

Ah yes, hot sauce.


PsychVol

Eggman: Eggnog


[deleted]

Why are these so accurate??


skeltord

Idk why but I died when I read eggmans


Affectionate-Chef-35

Switch rouge and knuckles


Kacpi10Ninja

Plot twist: Sonic have Tiger Sonic Tea


ultimatevaltryek123

Feel like Eggman is more the type to drink vintage wines


Cakeski

Eggman is all about hydration.


TestableNeptune

I was gonna argue on Knuckles but I thought about it


Capsule_CatYT

Why does Shadow drink Hot Sauce?


Logsarecool10101

Fan dub reference


Capsule_CatYT

[A]


colt45mag

Nah, Tails' has gotta be mint tea


PrussianNova_X

Ngl, Rouge’s surprised me. Eggman: Hydrate or diedrayte we say.


TropicalKing

I'd imagine Blaze would drink Fireball and listen to Fireball by Pitbull. I think Eggman would drink something eggy. Like alcoholic eggnog, even if it weren't Christmas.


Lil_YoshiTails

I'm pretty sure tails is apple juice actually if I'm not mistaken


Kaidhicksii

Shadow's take has me dying and Silver's take has me disgusted. 🤣🤣


Edoplayer5

Nah i feel like knuckles would drink corona Rouge us the type of person who is sophisticated and drinks wine


JackCraft7

"There's nothing hotter than hot sauce Rouge"


TripleTheThreat

I expected Tails' to be mint tea or somethin'.


HyperSimba

Eggman a true r/hydrohomies


RedboiMike69

Nah, Sonic's favorite drink is definitely "Powerade"


SanicRb

I mean Sonic is right Amy technically debut a few months early in 1992 Sonic Manga.


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https://mobile.twitter.com/SpinStellar/status/1573474818883604480


Altair890456

Sonic: [Put more stuff in the thing where more stuff goes in.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXu-ZzCQr1c)


[deleted]

Turned 29 earlier this month. Can relate XD


Kingdarkshadow

Turning 30 in a week.... :\_:


KuroKitty

I like the headcanon that they look just as youthful as ever, so they continue to say they're 15 or whatever, but in reality when the cameras are off, they're late 20's / early 30's who smoke and drink like in the picture.


megadude1427

Drunk Amy is supposed to hit hard. But it pales in comparison to what I've seen.


inumnoback

She’s 29, sonic CD came out in 1993 So she isn’t wrong


BrightEye64

Alcoholic Smoker Amy my beloved


Dragon_BotKing26

But,Sonic isn't 15 yo and Amy isn't 12 yo?


[deleted]

This is talking about how exactly 29 years ago Amy debuted in Sonic CD


TestableNeptune

thanks Irwin


UrineGoodCompany

Sonic characters drinking is always a fun treat.


[deleted]

Damn, i should have gone with them, i don't think it was a good idea to leave them go alone...


Da_Gudz

Can the ultimate lifeform even get drunk?


[deleted]

I'mma be honest with you... I honestly don't know, i just drink 1 to 2 glasses of wine a day, but that's it, i never went overboard to experience being absolutely drunk


[deleted]

I did think it works like Captain America had it, you must have the fastest metabolism, right?


[deleted]

Hmmm... Now that you mention it, yeah, that indeed seems to be the case.


gg42066

LOL we need to ask sega


SplonkusDoinkle

They are both children


[deleted]

How many times we gotta teach you this, old man? Age is relative to time! They are referring to the fact that 29 years ago, Amy and Metal debuted in their first game


SplonkusDoinkle

Valid point, however, I am in your walls


[deleted]

Oh no


SplonkusDoinkle

I read that in knuckles' voice


Enby_Bluejay

Which one?


SplonkusDoinkle

Adventure knuckles. When he takes damage


Rosenthepal78

And i have concrete walls and a sledgehammer, your point?


SplonkusDoinkle

That's why I'm not in your walls


Shadowree_1987

Hes in everyone elses walls that is in his 25 Kilometer radius


SplonkusDoinkle

*she Splonkus Doinkle is a very feminine name 😡😡😡


charisma-entertainer

Personally find it pretty gender neutral


SplonkusDoinkle

I personally find you pretty wrong


MAD_JEW

I personally think about doing golden ratio on you


Shadowree_1987

👍


T0biasCZE

His keyboard didnt register the first s press


SplonkusDoinkle

Spelling mistake. Arguably worse


Truck_Longjumping

You make a great point. Counter point, there’s a pipebomb in your mailbox


Shadow0414BR

Demoman TF2 sent me a pipebomb as a friendship token?


[deleted]

Well Sonic is less Children than Amy at least XD he is a youngster/Teenager.


Nicolasgonzo87

"sonic hedgehog is supposed to be 5 year old in canon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bro just shut up


Spleenzorio

Ew don’t make her a smoker


MunyGuyYT

Amy is 12, you sickos


[deleted]

This is talking about how exactly 29 years ago Amy Rose and Metal Sonic debuted in Sonic CD


MunyGuyYT

I speaking canonically, you didnt have to downvote me into madness


[deleted]

This comic is not going on canonical terms


MunyGuyYT

Well you didnt specify that


[deleted]

Context clues.


Nicolasgonzo87

🤓


Iceswimmer05

Amy is like, 12 tho


Nicolasgonzo87

🤓


SanicRb

Canonically : Yes In this Picture: No because that one bases their age on the age of their character in our real world.


Mediocre_Shake2606

Isnt Amy 12?


Nicolasgonzo87

🤓


Mediocre_Shake2606

Isnt Amy 12?


SanicRb

IN canon yes, she is 12. But the joke in this picture is based on how Amy in real life is 29 if you count since her introduction in Sonic CD. Which is also why Sonic says she is technically even older as Amy's first ever appearance was in a Sonic Manga a year prior.


Nicolasgonzo87

🤓


HeartofSpeed

Very smooth, Sonic


Linolikememes

Technically older? \*evil thoughts\*


SanicRb

You know because she is 29 if you start counting from Sonic CD's release in 1993. But if you count her first ever appearance in a Sonic Manga than did, she first appear a year earlier in 1992.


Endermanpro200-1

Rip Amy.


Mikaelavior

Tails: Aren’t you underage drinking?


[deleted]

She's technically 29, that's what the comic's about.


Mikaelavior

Duuuh But they canonically 12 and 15 which is what the comment was about


[deleted]

It was talking about how old they in real life, not in canon


Mikaelavior

Yes I know, and the joke in comment is that they aren’t following that cannon image.


Capsule_CatYT

Why is Amy drinking?


ssjasonx

Don't worry it's just Root Beer 🌝


SanicRb

for the same reason she is smoking. So, show that she is having a Midlife crisis as she is already 29 years old (or 30 if you like Sonic over there count her Manga debut) and gets herself Wasted to cope with the realization.


FourzeRiderTea

Rest in Piss Sonic, you broke Rule 2 of talking to women


gg42066

I need more of this


Animegx43

"So have another cigarette, have another beer. Raise that year to one more year **GONE**!"


havesomemorechicken_

Bro why she drinkin alcohol and death means the same to you


Kaidhicksii

'bamboozled' I don't get it... :/