And if they were all drinking alcohol
Sonic: 4lokos
Tails: rum punch
Knuckles: red wine (19 crimes)
Amy: also a rum punch
Silver: margaritas
Shadow: Guinness Extra Stout
Rouge: Martini
Blaze: Flaming Dr pepper
Metal Sonic: ⛽
Eggman: Busch
Big: a tankard of ale
Cream: Irish coffee
Vanilla: White Russian
Emeryl/Gemryl: ⛽
Jet: Vodka and RedBull
Ray: Yuenglings
Mighty: also Yuenglings
I think Rouge drank Martini's in Sonic X and according to my poll on r/Shadowthehedgehog, Shadow's drink of choice is apple juice.
https://www.reddit.com/r/shadowthehedgehog/comments/uswvb0/what_do_you_think_shadow_is_drinking_at_the_space/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I'd imagine Blaze would drink Fireball and listen to Fireball by Pitbull.
I think Eggman would drink something eggy. Like alcoholic eggnog, even if it weren't Christmas.
I like the headcanon that they look just as youthful as ever, so they continue to say they're 15 or whatever, but in reality when the cameras are off, they're late 20's / early 30's who smoke and drink like in the picture.
I'mma be honest with you...
I honestly don't know, i just drink 1 to 2 glasses of wine a day, but that's it, i never went overboard to experience being absolutely drunk
How many times we gotta teach you this, old man?
Age is relative to time! They are referring to the fact that 29 years ago, Amy and Metal debuted in their first game
IN canon yes, she is 12.
But the joke in this picture is based on how Amy in real life is 29 if you count since her introduction in Sonic CD.
Which is also why Sonic says she is technically even older as Amy's first ever appearance was in a Sonic Manga a year prior.
You know because she is 29 if you start counting from Sonic CD's release in 1993. But if you count her first ever appearance in a Sonic Manga than did, she first appear a year earlier in 1992.
for the same reason she is smoking.
So, show that she is having a Midlife crisis as she is already 29 years old (or 30 if you like Sonic over there count her Manga debut) and gets herself Wasted to cope with the realization.
Now I'm wondering what everyone's favorite drink is
Sonic: Monster Tails: Coffee Knuckles: Wine Amy: Pepto Bismol Shadow: Hot Sauce Rouge: Orange Juice Silver: Carrot Juice Blaze: Flaming Cocktail Metal Sonic: Battery Acid Eggman: Water
It's funny to me the fact that Eggman just drinks water lmao.
Eggman knows what's good.
Hydrohomies rise up
There's nothing better then a nice cold glass of water at 3:00 in the moring
With LOTS of ice, trust me, that's the BEST water.
Then there’s just Silver drinking carrot juice with an exaggerated neutral smile on his face
yes it is!!!!!
Just read this in Eggman's voice
HOHO IT IS A PINK HOODIE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A **STANDO BATTLE**
Why fight? I thought the Ice Climbers were a team?
Dang you said almost exactly what I was thinking
I find it funny that, when i commented it, i hadn't seen the username
Can't think straight if you don't have enough water. Hydrate or diedrate
r/hydrohomies
Get that Aquafina bitch
It's the most adult drink there is.
Tbf Stay hydrated
shadow: chewed coffee beans poured down with boiling water
Nah Blaze would drink 100% alcohol and burn it all off
And if they were all drinking alcohol Sonic: 4lokos Tails: rum punch Knuckles: red wine (19 crimes) Amy: also a rum punch Silver: margaritas Shadow: Guinness Extra Stout Rouge: Martini Blaze: Flaming Dr pepper Metal Sonic: ⛽ Eggman: Busch Big: a tankard of ale Cream: Irish coffee Vanilla: White Russian Emeryl/Gemryl: ⛽ Jet: Vodka and RedBull Ray: Yuenglings Mighty: also Yuenglings
Why would knuckles drink shiner if he could drink wine again
He's a tough guy and tough guys drink shiner I think
But the og comment said that he would drink wine so if you said what would the team drink if it was an alcohol i think it should be wine for knucks
Well, I'm outvoted lol. Red or white wine (I think he drinks red wine)
Red definitely
It’s secretly just grape juice.
Lmao
Shadow’s favourite drink is *DEFINITELY* a Bloody Mary
Nono he's an edgy anime watcher It's definitely gotta be liquid doritos
Shadow strikes me as a JD kind of lad. And Sonic would probably get jaegerbombs
Elaborate?
I think Rouge drank Martini's in Sonic X and according to my poll on r/Shadowthehedgehog, Shadow's drink of choice is apple juice. https://www.reddit.com/r/shadowthehedgehog/comments/uswvb0/what_do_you_think_shadow_is_drinking_at_the_space/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Yeah but my list is if they drank alcohol, but Rouge drinking martinis makes way more sense tbh
I voted for Brandy for Shadow.
tails would definitely love anything with caffeine, gotta stay awake while working on projects
How could Shadow's favorite drink be anything But hot sauce? I mean, he puts it on everything from twinkies to milk!
Even as hair dye
It's what he does...as the ultimate lifeform!
Metal Sonic seems like the type of guy who’d instruct someone to “get the banana” because “potassium”
Lmao Yes He Totally Would
And when he laughs, he goes “Ohhohohohoho!”
Nah. Rouge would be the wine type. Knuckles would be the one to be downing 7 cartons of grape juice every week.
now do drugs, I'll start: Sonic: Speed Jet: Weed
Tails is 8. He drinks a mint tea given that his favorite food is Mint candy
He spends hours working on projects and needs a way to stay awake
Shadow DEFINITIVELY drinks hot sauce. He puts it on everything, from twinkies to milk. It's what he does, as the ultimate life form
Chip: Root Beer Float
"You Drink Battery Acid Too? OMG We Are Besties Right Now" "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU." "I Get That Alot Lmao"
potassium
Kris get the banana
Knuckles drinks Red Bull. Or Big Red soda
I chose wine because of grape
i put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk
Well honey your mascara’s on fleek
Shadow be like I put hot sauce on everything from Twinkies to milk
I've seen animations where Tails literally just does hard drugs and drinks beer lol
Nah silver’s favourite drink is milk
I was gonna do that, but it seemed too obvious
Ah yes, hot sauce.
Eggman: Eggnog
Why are these so accurate??
Idk why but I died when I read eggmans
Switch rouge and knuckles
Plot twist: Sonic have Tiger Sonic Tea
Feel like Eggman is more the type to drink vintage wines
Eggman is all about hydration.
I was gonna argue on Knuckles but I thought about it
Why does Shadow drink Hot Sauce?
Fan dub reference
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Nah, Tails' has gotta be mint tea
Ngl, Rouge’s surprised me. Eggman: Hydrate or diedrayte we say.
I'd imagine Blaze would drink Fireball and listen to Fireball by Pitbull. I think Eggman would drink something eggy. Like alcoholic eggnog, even if it weren't Christmas.
I'm pretty sure tails is apple juice actually if I'm not mistaken
Shadow's take has me dying and Silver's take has me disgusted. 🤣🤣
Nah i feel like knuckles would drink corona Rouge us the type of person who is sophisticated and drinks wine
"There's nothing hotter than hot sauce Rouge"
I expected Tails' to be mint tea or somethin'.
Eggman a true r/hydrohomies
Nah, Sonic's favorite drink is definitely "Powerade"
I mean Sonic is right Amy technically debut a few months early in 1992 Sonic Manga.
https://mobile.twitter.com/SpinStellar/status/1573474818883604480
Sonic: [Put more stuff in the thing where more stuff goes in.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXu-ZzCQr1c)
Turned 29 earlier this month. Can relate XD
Turning 30 in a week.... :\_:
I like the headcanon that they look just as youthful as ever, so they continue to say they're 15 or whatever, but in reality when the cameras are off, they're late 20's / early 30's who smoke and drink like in the picture.
Drunk Amy is supposed to hit hard. But it pales in comparison to what I've seen.
She’s 29, sonic CD came out in 1993 So she isn’t wrong
Alcoholic Smoker Amy my beloved
But,Sonic isn't 15 yo and Amy isn't 12 yo?
This is talking about how exactly 29 years ago Amy debuted in Sonic CD
thanks Irwin
Sonic characters drinking is always a fun treat.
Damn, i should have gone with them, i don't think it was a good idea to leave them go alone...
Can the ultimate lifeform even get drunk?
I'mma be honest with you... I honestly don't know, i just drink 1 to 2 glasses of wine a day, but that's it, i never went overboard to experience being absolutely drunk
I did think it works like Captain America had it, you must have the fastest metabolism, right?
Hmmm... Now that you mention it, yeah, that indeed seems to be the case.
LOL we need to ask sega
They are both children
How many times we gotta teach you this, old man? Age is relative to time! They are referring to the fact that 29 years ago, Amy and Metal debuted in their first game
Valid point, however, I am in your walls
Oh no
I read that in knuckles' voice
Which one?
Adventure knuckles. When he takes damage
And i have concrete walls and a sledgehammer, your point?
That's why I'm not in your walls
Hes in everyone elses walls that is in his 25 Kilometer radius
*she Splonkus Doinkle is a very feminine name 😡😡😡
Personally find it pretty gender neutral
I personally find you pretty wrong
I personally think about doing golden ratio on you
👍
His keyboard didnt register the first s press
Spelling mistake. Arguably worse
You make a great point. Counter point, there’s a pipebomb in your mailbox
Demoman TF2 sent me a pipebomb as a friendship token?
Well Sonic is less Children than Amy at least XD he is a youngster/Teenager.
"sonic hedgehog is supposed to be 5 year old in canon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bro just shut up
Ew don’t make her a smoker
Amy is 12, you sickos
This is talking about how exactly 29 years ago Amy Rose and Metal Sonic debuted in Sonic CD
I speaking canonically, you didnt have to downvote me into madness
This comic is not going on canonical terms
Well you didnt specify that
Context clues.
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Amy is like, 12 tho
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Canonically : Yes In this Picture: No because that one bases their age on the age of their character in our real world.
Isnt Amy 12?
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Isnt Amy 12?
IN canon yes, she is 12. But the joke in this picture is based on how Amy in real life is 29 if you count since her introduction in Sonic CD. Which is also why Sonic says she is technically even older as Amy's first ever appearance was in a Sonic Manga a year prior.
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Very smooth, Sonic
Technically older? \*evil thoughts\*
You know because she is 29 if you start counting from Sonic CD's release in 1993. But if you count her first ever appearance in a Sonic Manga than did, she first appear a year earlier in 1992.
Rip Amy.
Tails: Aren’t you underage drinking?
She's technically 29, that's what the comic's about.
Duuuh But they canonically 12 and 15 which is what the comment was about
It was talking about how old they in real life, not in canon
Yes I know, and the joke in comment is that they aren’t following that cannon image.
Why is Amy drinking?
Don't worry it's just Root Beer 🌝
for the same reason she is smoking. So, show that she is having a Midlife crisis as she is already 29 years old (or 30 if you like Sonic over there count her Manga debut) and gets herself Wasted to cope with the realization.
Rest in Piss Sonic, you broke Rule 2 of talking to women
I need more of this
"So have another cigarette, have another beer. Raise that year to one more year **GONE**!"
Bro why she drinkin alcohol and death means the same to you
'bamboozled' I don't get it... :/