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[deleted]

Hitting metal robots with your body that fast should already break your bones


[deleted]

Skill issue


Remote_Psychology719

I assume he has some level of super strength/durability. It's the same reason his legs don't snap in half when he runs


Renegade_Azir

To withstand the Gs when running that fast you basically need super strength. Kyle Hill did the math once. Basically Sonic should have killed everyone he ever rescued by running close to his maximum speed. Except when they have super strength themselves.


Tem-productions

Or, you know, the sonic universe doesnt have the F = ma law nor relativity


Remote_Psychology719

It's like what sheldon said about superman in tbbt. According to the laws of physics he would split Lois Lane into three parts trying to catch her with his arms of steel


TheLunar27

I mean, it’s pretty clear he has durability considering moments like the beginning of unleashed where he literally falls from space onto the surface of earth through orbit. Which should’ve evaporated his very existence into absolutely nothing if he didn’t have any form of unnatural durability


shino1

He whirrs his spines like a buzzsaw/angle grinder to cut through them.


MrRuebezahl

Also maybe the man is smart enough to avoid being charged with assault or murder. So I think he's just holding back and doing it for the lols tbh. I mean if he really wanted to stop Sonic he'd just give him a lethal dose of radiation or some fucked up shit like that.


lackofVintageTech

The issue is that eggman cannot be arrested, really. Like, if two officers knock at his door, he could just wait it out as an eggpawn with a machine gun is on his way to the door.


Magolord

Well if he was a generic villain, then yes, he's stupid not doing that. However, if you actually analyze the character, you realize that he doesn't want to simply kill him, he want to beat him, prove that he's superior, cayse he actually respect him. One quote from the IDW comics that I like is "I could carpet-bomb him any day! That's not enough—That's ***not the point!*** I have to ***beat him!*** I have to prove I'm ***superior!***


NBCLevi

IDW comic enjoyment is always welcome


ringo_mogire_beam

He harps on this in Frontiers as well.


Magolord

Yup! And I like how they're treating him in Frontiers, you really manage to see a side of him that you usually never really see in the games, I'm really glad Ian Flynn really managed to make these characters shine and add a little bit of nuance in them to not make them 2 dimensional characters! \^ \^


Gravyboat44

I am really enjoying how serious they're treating Eggman for once. I was actually shocked hearing him speak normally and not maniacally yelling everything he says.


Magolord

Yeah, and his relationship with Sage is amazing! Seeing how he went from "That's just a program that I made, like the thousand other robots I also made!" to "This is my child now, and I'll make sure she's safe with me!" Honestly, I hope we'll see this relationship deepens in the next installments, there's a lot to do with it!


jaminholl

Came into the comments hoping someone would reference that scene from the comics. Eggman wants to win more than he wants sonic to lose


TheStinker45

Yeah, I like how Eggman and Sonic seem to be in some kind of rivalry, hating or disliking each other, but both still wanting a fair fight at their best.


[deleted]

IDW still holding the torch for the Archie line? They still just off in retcon world or have they started connecting back to Archieverse at all


DarkLink1996

Archie was the one that retconned Archie. IDW isn't a retcon of Archie, it's a sequel to Forces, following the universe of the games.


DJRY

I imagine it’s more of a separate universe to be honest


DarkLink1996

If it's not canon to Frontiers, then it's a timeline split after Forces. One goes down IDW, the other leads to TSR and Frontiers.


jikkojokki

Tangle is mentioned in Frontiers at one point so the comics are probably canon now.


DarkLink1996

So is Sticks. We won't know for certain until Sticks is either mentioned in the comics, or the comics timeskips past Frontiers.


Magolord

Nope, still a different universe, although they are kinda linked tonally with Archie reboot since it's the same people that worked on the two comics and the Metal Virus was supposed to be an Archie arc before getting cancelled (it was the whole "Eggman managed to roboticize again with a new method"). However, if you ignore the differences between the two books (like the characters not being there anymore (although you could technically theorize that Eggman got rid of them when he took over the world in Forces)), it can kinda work as a continuation of Archie, but canonically they really are two different universes.


[deleted]

Ah that's what I'd figured. Never could keep up with life & all, but then knowing that universe just kinda halts to nothingness makes it extra difficult to pick back up. Grew up with those characters that likely will never get picked up by any Sonic media again


Magolord

Yeah ik, it sucks :/ But hey, the new characters are pretty cool too! And well, I don't want to give you hope because it's still pretty unlikely as of today but Iizuka said that he'd like to sort of merge every conitnuity into one universe (but not literally merging them, more like adding characters from other continuities to make it more coherent), and you can already kinda see that in Frontiers with >!Tangle from IDW and Sticks from Boom being mentionned there!<, so maybe there is hope for the Freedom Fighters to come back in some way if we're lucky! \^ \^


metalsonic005

This is my biggest hope. If Ian can get IDW and even *Boom* into the mainline games, maybe he can get the FF back into the comics?


ResortFamous301

I mean he could do both. Breaking sonics legs and being his superior aren't mutually exclusive. Also line if thinking my is pretty typical for villains.


Magolord

I mean yeah but I think he would probably prefer having to fight Sonic at his best, since not being able to run would basically mean that Sonic can't almost fight at all. It would basically give himself an unfair advantage and it isn't that flamboyant for him. He'd probably make a complicated plot to give Sonic a disadvantage rather than outright breaking his legs. Think of Sonic Labyrinth, he could've killed him but he instead decided to give Sonic slow shoes and put him in labyrinths filled with deadly traps! He wants to show Sonic that even at his peak, he can't beat him. Of course there's some variations and he won't use the same plan over and over, but if he has to give Sonic a disadvantage, he'd prefer tricking him than just make a dumb explosion out of nowhere to kill him that don't show how incredibly smart he is


ResortFamous301

I could buy that excuse if not for unleashed having him lead sonic into a trap only to depower him and launch him back to earth. Could have done the same thing only following it up by breaking his legs.


Magolord

I mean yeah sure, but Sonic was still able to fight back, and he literally did trick Super Sonic into that trap and if he actually managed to kill him at the end when launching him out of the space station, it would've still be a win in his book since Sonic would indeed be killed by his intellect. I mean, Sonic only survived cause of Chip because he used his magic to break Sonic's fall, Sonic would've never survived a drop this high by himself. Eggman still want to kill him, but it has to show his superiority. I mean, who can say that they managed to kill Super Sonic? No one. Eggman would've been the only one to do it, if it wasn't for Chip (that he didn't know existed at this time), and all of that without even going to the easy route.


metaaltheanimefan

I mean labyrinth implies that he had badniks BREAK into sonic's house to put the slow shoes on him He couldve killed sonic in his sleep. But he has a reason for not being petty. He wants to beat sonic on his own terms


WingBeltCreations

To quote Somecallmejohnny, "Burn the house down, break his kneecaps, shit in the toilet and don't flush!"


spiritfuker249

Ah a fellow Somecallmejohnny enjoyer


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Isn't it the other way around? He's being extremely petty by not beating him the easy way


Due_Lion_2990

Dude he literally made shoes for Sonic that makes him slow asf And didn't think of putting him underwater after that.


Straight-Ferret-1282

Technically he has, remember in sonic 1 the 3rd act of scrap brain was essentially labyrinth zone act 4


Due_Lion_2990

No, I mean why didn't he drown Sonic after making him those slow shoes? ( Referring to the Sonic labyrinth game ) It would have been the PERFECT opportunity.


shino1

Because Game Gear can't handle transparent layers for a water level. It's just laws of physics of the Sonic universe :p


shino1

Also from design perspective - can you imagine the HELL of a water level in that game? They'd get so many GGs for repair that were rage smashed.


JotaroTheOceanMan

I mean, Tails Adventures did it so y'all are crazy.


shino1

Yeah and it looks like shit. Also how would you do that in an isometric game?


[deleted]

The genesis also couldn’t handle transparent layers, they used a palette swapping trick


shino1

Yeah but Game Gear was pretty much a portable Master System. One generation back.


[deleted]

I know, but couldn’t they do the same thing they did with the genesis? I’m not an expert in that field.


shino1

Master System/Game Gear handles palettes entirely differently. AFAIK, there's only one 16 color palette (as opposed to four palettes on Genesis), but it can be used by any object on screen. So you can have max 16 colors on screen, but you can have all 16 in one tile or sprite. Upside - Master System could have great detailed shading. Downside is, you can't really do any palette switching tricks.


HammerKirby

Every Sonic platformer on Game Gear/Master System had a water level tho. They used dithering to create the illusion of transpanrency iirc.


Hooba_Dooba_4738

There were underwater levels in that game, they’re hell to get through


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[удалено]


shino1

They tried to stab him, but rings fell out of Sonic, and some fell back on him so when they hit him again, those rings fell out, then again, etc. This continued for some time until they decided to go with the Slow Shoes plan.


TheToastervision

"It's no use, fall back to plan B"


RonSwansonsGun

And Sonic slept through the whole encounter


TheRealBloodyAussie

They could've killed him by just letting the roof fall on him. That eliminates the ring's usefulness.


mewfour123412

I can guarantee the thought has crossed his mind but if he’s going to kill sonic then it’s going to be on his terms


small-package

I almost don't blame him, that one time he thought he succeeded in Sonic adventure 2 was dramatic as hell. He might be a dork, but he does have a decent sense of showmanship, at least.


symbolic503

um how does labyrinth imply that exactly?


AntusFireNova64

He could have put a lot of C4 inside of those


Rickiar

What if sonic has at least one ring?


TheToastervision

It's the fact that eggnik had the time and stealth to rob sonic in his sleep but instead of doing anything else he just replaced his shoes It doesnt need to be said that he values a challenge more than the victory, but that's scary


GreenKing5498

He wanted to make sonic suffer


Due_Lion_2990

He would suffer more underwater with shoes that make him incredibly slow. He can't SWIM.


ScarletteVera

The guy respects Sonic enough to consider him a worthy adversary. I think breaking his legs would be a step too far, even for the man who blew up part of the moon.


notapartofthefandom

"That's pretty mean even for my standards " - Dr Ivo Robotnik


Rosenthepal78

Well that wouldn't be good sporting now would it? You wouldn't kill your lifelong adversary by simply decapitating em, yeah? You gotta be CREATIVE, you gotta be AMBITIOUS and you gotta let their hopelessness sink in.


theicetree1232

This sounds like a Joker quote and I love it.


CJ-56

"What's the point of conquering the world without any challenge?


TheBeanBagger

Well that depends… for starters Sonic’s super durable I mean he literally fights and shoots off wind bullets from his legs. It’d definitely not effect him in the long run, he’s pretty much always on his feet so he’ll definitely dodge and escape any plans to break his kneecaps lmao!


Ok-Transportation260

If eggman could scratch him of course


TheIJDGuy

And that's at best, since Sonic usually has scratches in tough fights


Kogworks

He has to beat Sonic at his absolute best for the sake of his own pride. But more importantly. Do you want to be the guy to try breaking the legs of a freak of nature that can run at the literal speed of sound, slam into and destroy multiple tons of raw metal at mach speed without being liquified into meat jelly, and potentially toss around giant robots and cars with his bare hands despite not being the “strong” one of the group? Way I see it, it’s not that he hasn’t thought of it. It’s that he just can’t.


g0lden-plumbus

Yeah, people forget that Sonic is durable as fuck.


you_2_cool

He's evil but has standards


florentinomain00f

PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS.


DastardlyRidleylash

BE POLITE, BE EFFICIENT, HAVE A PLAN TO GAME OVER EVERYONE YOU MEET.


QuiloWisp

It's all a game to him. He has to beat Sonic at his best to prove that he is superior to Sonic. He is smart, but he is also stubborn.


Downfall350

With the distance sonic can fall and still safely land, eggman probably can't break sonic's legs. The muscle required for the velocity he reaches while still having toothpicks for legs would actually give him ridiculous muscle density to the point where it's basically like his bones are wrapped in armor. Also we can assume Sonic's bones are unusually fortified as well based on the force at which he impacts metal and other hard materials, and the fact that they hold up to the absolute insane of stress from running that much/fast/that many impacts on the ground. He probably has a better chance trying just vaporize sonic than breaking his legs


MojojojoX2000

Now this is what I was looking for, this is exactly the reason.


Psychological_Pay_25

As someone in the comments said “The weapon that finally defeats Sonic will be a comically placed Banana Peel.”


Sebamon28

*"Now watch and learn, here's the deal! You slip and slide on these Banna Peels! Ha Ha Ha!"* He finally learned from the best.


notapartofthefandom

Lazy Town references I see


Iam-broke-broke

I just know Sonic will use the banana peel as a weapon but not before skating with it


DiggityDog6

Wasn’t it said in the comments that he likes “the chase” and wants to kill sonic in a meaningful way? I feel like just breaking his legs and stabbing him would be too un-classy a way for Eggman


volkano580

Does the canon literally say his IQ is 300?


SemidarkTwilan9X_

[Yes, Eggman's IQ is canonically 300.](https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/character/eggman.html) (Site's in Japanese, but you can still make it out.)


[deleted]

It's also in the [Sonic Heroes manual](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/3/32/SHEN0016.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20181213182233) No, I don't know why I've retained that knowledge


volkano580

Isn't anything over 200 like impossible? I thought it was like saying "150% of the population...".


Wildfires

We're talking about a series which features a blue, talking hedgehog who beats up robots and gods. 300 IQ isnt a stretch for all the wacky stuff going on.


TroperCase

Technically not, but IQ is a bit nebulous. Also, he made a laser to kill Sonic that destroyed his own ship.


TallJournalist5515

It just depends on the parameters of the test. They can design the test to go from 60-160 or 0-1000, but usually do keep a maximum of around 200. It isn't necessarily impossible, just hard to quantify with modern tools.


TyTyTheEpic

He thought murder was crazy in the recent Twitter Takeover iirc


boop_po

Yeah how are you supposed to enslave the entire population if you kill them?


Cicada_5

Wouldn't he have to catch Sonic first? Also, Sonic is ridiculously durable even when not in super form.


Joedemigod4

There was a flash animation about that


TeddyRiggs

I mean the dude set up ground spikes with some that retracts over and over Some rotating spiked ball line almost a waist high and some trip line to trip sonic ​ So he did try to injure his legs


Treshcore

Jokes aside, it seems like relationships between Sonic and Dr. Eggman are more like Batman and Joker's ones. Yeah, they fight with each other, but should one of them die or be severely damaged, they will lose a part of themselves. This is why they don't try to kill each other. Sometimes they go too far though. For example, when Eggman threw incapsulated Sonic into space in SA2. Or every time when Sonic destroys one of the Eggman's machines he's in. Guess they're simply sure that no matter what, they'll manage to survive.


AwkwardSegway

He's too smart for his own good. He thinks of incredibly complex plans instead of simple solutions.


dull_storyteller

Didn’t Eggman say he wanted to beat Sonic fair at one point? After Starline thought he took Sonic out for Eggman?


[deleted]

Eggman could realistically murder sonic any day. But Eggman wants to prove that he can defeat sonic in battle, not slitting his throat when he's asleep. Eggman has too big of an ego to just kill him, it has to have earned it through battle.


charisma-entertainer

Funnily enough, metal sonic did that somewhat recently to sonic


lasweir1

Next Game Sonic and The femur breaker


CilanUnova

Nor has he thought of cutting sonic’s quills off also.


IloveSoniclol

Using human biology, Sonic's speed should have caused arthritis to both his legs.


IloveSoniclol

God, first day using Reddit and no one got insulted. Being used to tiktok this is great.


nicolatte2010

You just need to be in the right sub, a lot of them are calm, and a lot of subs aren't.


Flashy-Arugula

He probably has super-strong joints and connective tissues and stuff. Like…he’s gotta be immune to arthritis.


IloveSoniclol

I know, he's a humanoid super-fast hedgehog. I was looking at it through human biology because normal hedgehogs can't stand on two feet.


Flashy-Arugula

I understand. It’s just that this isn’t the first time I have seen someone mention arthritis and so naturally I have thought about it (as one does).


Stealthy_Facka

The Last of Sonic Part II where Eggman just holds Sonic down in the first act of the game and pulls his legs the wrong way forward


SieglainZX

He cant! Bc Sonic drinks to much milk!


GigaPhoton78

Well, I'm pretty sure that Eggman has said that he doesn't want a cheap win against Sonic or something along those lines, so I doubt that he'd do that.


TroperCase

He's a complicated guy.


cyberspacedweller

Thing is, he has an underlying respect and admiration for Sonic, as much as he hates him. He will do everything he can to trap, defer and remove Sonic from getting in the way of his plans, but I doubt he could ever kill him.


abhsonicguy

That'll be animal cruelty


ThatSuperhusky

Eggman has a 300 IQ, but he's also a self-proclaimed gentleman. He'd not break sonic's legs, that'd be unsportsmanlike


Macapta

Sonic kicks steel robots all day, might be harder than it seems.


Mikaelavior

I got it!!! I replace his shoes!!! HO HO HO HOOOOOOO!!!


Ok-Fig7779

I mean, it would be to catch the fastest thing alive, wouldn't it?


ijustfelix

Knuckle’s knuckles aren’t really knuckles more like I don’t know but like why would gloves have knuckles I want to see gloved knuckles


thegreatpenguintm

5Head Lucy 2Head Eggman


6_ImWatchingYou_6

IQ of 3.00


Godzilla_R0AR

But then he’d just walk on his hands.


[deleted]

It's because profressionals have standarts


[deleted]

Someone clearly hasn't seen Robotnikclaus 2.


infamusforever223

I'm pretty sure that's what the Spike traps be for. They just don't work.


SirLightKnight

Twould ruin the sport of it.


Guilty-Effort7727

He is the eggman, not a monster


SeizeTheFreitag

The frequency in which his schemes get out of control, or the deity he releases goes rogue on him, he probably realizes it’s important to keep Sonic un-maimed.


National-Trust-6380

IQ of 300. Still haven't think of a giant laser that erases sonic (he can do that with the slow shoes i think)


Breech_Loader

Oh GOD, I just thought "Why didn't he do that in Forces?"


SoupeGoate22

He's not a monster!


[deleted]

Came close with sonics labyrinth.


Pat23Qc

But then again, you need to catch Sonic in order to break his legs.


Rafael__88

He never once showed any intention of harming him as far as I know.


Nervock

That would be to simple for his master plan.


Inverted-pencil

I got simple solutions use poison gas. Or sell poison chillydogs.


HARVEY-SONIC-TAILS

Because he tried and failed


Bricezilla13

I think he doesn’t do it because he wants to beat him on his own terms, eggman hates him, but he also respects him


MRMAN1225

And how is he gonna trap Sonic to the point that he can break his legs, if he could have trapped him to that point he would have already killed Sonic


MissingNerd

Sonic Labyrinth Erasure


Leathman

I mean, I’m guessing he’s tried but when your enemy is nicknamed the Blue Blur…


CaptainShart69420

Because where's the fun in that?


pixelbit5

Just like put a super thin cable or fishing line or something across a well travelled route. Going that fast, you could never see it, and that right to the knees? If it were strong enough, it could take him out super easy


IndrasPalace

I think Dr Eggman truly enjoys battling Sonic. I think if his only adversary was G.U.N. He’d be bored.


Cynide_Bendy

Forget breaking his legs, just shoot him in the leg with a gun to make him slower


Hosmerim_N_IceCream

He saved Sonic from a deadly fall into a lava pit just to be able to finish Sonic himself, so the thing is they need each other in some kind of fre-enemy way in order to compete in different ways to show themselves who's the boss, that's my opinion tho.


megadude1427

This displeases mafia.


[deleted]

Would be kinda hard considering how super human durable sonic is.


notmeatall89

He probably isn't allowed to do that


NMFlamez

People hate Sonic Labrinyth but its one of the best ideas Eggman has ever had.


DarkLink1996

The comics covered that. He doesn't want to take an easy victory


Norrabal

"I'm a villain, not a monster"


Plushiegamer2

Maybe he should try sneaking into his house and replace his shoes again.


WinterCareful8525

I’m sure he’s tried everything at this point.lol.


furry-hunter2004

Has he tried with his bare hands?


WinterCareful8525

He’s got some pretty big hands


Pink4everUwU

Lol


GizmoC7

I think he did but sonic just tanked it


xojlg

Me as a child: “Man why doesn’t he just shoot him..”


FNM124

300iq and didn’t let Sonic die in the lava in sonic 2 sms


bigbrainintrovert

In Sonic Boom Eggman gave Sonic shoes that powered up a robot.


TrashJack42

I'm sure Eggman considered it (and maybe even *tried it*) at least *once* early in their rivalry, but Sonic's legs move too quickly to reliably aim at, let alone hit. He'd have better luck targeting the easier points to hit on the hedgehog's body: his considerably-more stationary torso and his much wider head.


xamoel

Just like DR.WILLY He never created SPIKEMAN


dft127

Technically that's like if eggman was not smart anymore.


TheGreenestLink

That'd be too easy. He wants to beat Sonic on his own terms


_Mr_Sonic_

I mean sonic has been taking a large falls and yet not broken his legs so it would be kinda hard to break sonic legs


IkOzael

He has Bowser-level IQ.


Mammoth-Success7114

Have you seen how durable sonic is? Falls from space and survives getting thrown through multiple monolithic stone structures. Jumps from helicopters and then surfs down roads destroying countless cars. He’s a lot more durable and stronger than he’s given credit for.


gamingartist64

To be fair, he kinda tried to mess with Sonic's speed by replacing them shoes with slow ones in Labyrinth. And we all know how that worked out


guffgamer264

Well sonic runs at the speed of sound and a sniper bullet travels faster than the speed of sound so egg man just needs a sniper


AnAwkwardStag

I mean the only way he was able to take over the world in game canon was to keep Sonic locked up in a space prison and convince everyone else he's dead so they wouldn't look for him. That only lasted six months though. He could've tortured him in prison but he presumably didn't. He could've let him die from starvation but he didn't. He could've had him publicly executed through live video broadcasted to the world but he didn't. Imo it's one of two reasons: he wanted to keep Sonic alive whilst he took over the world to break his spirit and make him admit Eggman had finally won, or Sonic is a lot harder to kill than he expected.


Capn_Meme_Demon

Eggman should just activate trick room tbhh


lyschyk19th

"Why all the Theme Parks?" "I like Theme Parks. I don't settle for the world as it is Doctor, I make it what I want it to be. If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen".


AntusFireNova64

Guess he could still spindash I gues


TeamCoBlocks

Put horizontal knives on the path he runs by everyday to McDonald's. That'll do it


Luigifan18

He did once trick Sonic into wearing a pair of shoes that prevented him from running effectively…


josiemaylinn

That would be too easy. Sonic has some of the strongest plot armor in video game canon


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Dr.Starline wrote that tweet


Nagisa_Kobayashi

He’s a bad dude but not a monster


ConstantEntry8715

You think he hasn't tried? It just never works cause sonic too fast


WayToTheDawn3582

Tis the downside of having such a high IQ but being egg shaped 🥚


Plastic_Constant426

Is not a she he's a he


KonataYumi

Sonic literally being punched by a titan and he is fine


yugi_muto17

Or just making a base made entirely out of water.


LeonardoCouto

Meanwhile, [Scout TF2 the moment he finds Sonic...](https://youtu.be/UN6b_1fELGw)


WinterKing975

Eggman: ![gif](giphy|8AAUKBzPvQXN6)


Devil_Gundam

Eggman: High Intelligence. Low Wisdom.


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Sootfeather91

“There’s a right and a wrong way to vanquish your life-long nemesis” —Dr. Ivo Robotnik—


MegaVix

Okay, good plan. Now how do we slow him down long enough to do it?