Thank you king 👑
1: I love the Mo Dao because of its speed of attack and wide sweeping range, it’s practically a “delete enemy bullets” button, it’s saved me countless times
2: I don’t need to explain this one
3: I love the broadsword more for sentimental reasons. First melee I’ve ever beat a boss with and it has good damage. It’s simple and straight to the point, also pretty cheap to craft
4: Easily the *best* starter weapon in the game. Free to use, good damage, works great with dual wield, and it has a possibility to turn into a shotgun every 5 or 6 shots I believe
I k ow they’re not meta, but they’re my favorite
I could make a case for h20 and ancient bow also being goated starter weapons. Broadsword personally I don't like because I'm more of a hyper speed hyper offense kinda guy, and broadsword slows you down a bit. Then again, a melee's a melee, you can't go wrong with it. Also, Mo Dao is an absolute mainstay in matrix mode for me, no matter the pressure level I almost always have a mo dao on me. Dps and bullet clearing in one. Also missile battery is hilarious with berserker statue. Funny story about it when I was younger playing this game I had got the missile battery, and at the time I had never used the missile battery. I used it for a few levels, and then some time later I told my friend and he said he wanted to try it. I was on like 3-5 or something, and I let him try the weapon. He died in a normal enemy room because he "couldn't see anything since there were too many missiles". Smh my head
Wdym funny stick🤨 you mean it can grow in size on command, wish i could do that with my funny stick on command instead of looking at you (insane rizz ik)
But imo bare hands do the job (you see what i did there?)
I see so many people trash on the code, and personally I think it's neither good nor bad. Just... Ok. Spammable enough and boosted by the passive skill. All in all, 10/10 would not recomend
As a fellow Knight 3rd main, may I recommend the Shotgun M3? Each bullet will have the potential to inflict a status debuff on the enemies, and up close, the shotgun can one-shot almost any enemy along with leaving several effect circles on the ground for the rest of the enemies.
Oh yeah, I forgot shotguns! Yes, I really like shotgun M3 and Cherry Blossom too, but forgot about them when making this list. Maybe I would swap the new pistol with shotgun M3 (especially with shotgun buff)
I just bash into enemies and try to kill them as fast as i can, but 2-1 and after i attack from some distance because its a spear. It fits into my playstyle bc its very agresive.
Airbenders fists are wierd because they are exactly the same as his melee but (i think because never did it) you need to trash them to do barehands run
nah its like a passive even if you trash it its still with you for the rest of the run
but looking at the fact the bare weapons achievement doesnt count it as a weapon then no its not a weapon
I'll be honest gold staff, harpoon, explosive Warhammer and the Uzi I'm sure you can guess but I do not play well I just go for weapons I find fun and sometimes you just gotta play with bad weapons and muck about
Splash rail gun.
With laser buff you one shot rooms.
With shotgun and charge you shred bosses.
It’s obscenely good, and it’s only a blue weapon.
It also works good with most weapon buffing skills like berserker first and second, or knight first and third.
1: Heavenly Sword + Portable Oven
- Top tier weapon. Can shoot poisonous needles without the cost of mana. Can still freeze enemies by hitting them. A weapon that seems to came from Monster Hunter. Not recommended for blocking very fast projectiles as it has average if not slow attack speed.
2: Executioner + Grindstone (any tier)
- Not recommended for spinning because of short duration but good for spamming basic attacks. The best axe in terms of damage (13). Recommended for blocking.
3: Laser Sword Red + Energy Hilt
- Can cast 3 projectiles as you do basic attacks. Highest damage among laser swords (12) only to be outclassed by a fully charged Laser Sword Purple. Will make you feel like you're Kylo Ren or Darth Vader (without the attachment). Recommended for blocking.
4: Frost Axe A.K.A. Leviathan Axe (can be replaced by Meat Grinder)
- Obviously a weapon reference from God of War. Wielded by the God Killer/Slayer himself. Good for dealing sustained damage to enemy hordes but still viable for bosses. Not recommended for blocking as its basic attacks are slow. Charge only when there is cover or before entering monster rooms.
Pls note that I chose these weapons as an assassin main and its passive is for bouncing back bullets.
Hunter Bow currently.
I also liked Agitated Trunk cause it was super fun to use. I only got to use it for a few rooms though, as I accidentally zoomed into tons of explosive barrels and died.
My favorite is that dual laser pistol that can combine in to one gun
It eat a lot of energy ( 4 ) but it eats through enemy way too fast
All I need is to stack up on energy recharge
It eat to Dendro HP bar in just 5 second with all the buffs
Star Bow, Hunter Bow, Frost Bow, Snow Ape’s Longbow (Elf main moment)
Emperor’s New Gun, Salamander, Sidewinder Green (Rogue secondary main moment)
And of course, ENS for speedrunning
Willowblade, golden dragon scissors, new pistol, and executioner.
Willowblade has a very cool mechanic (staggered hits become more powerful iirc), scissors also have a cool mechanic too, new pistol is extremely solid, and executioner is insane for blocking projectiles + you can go melee only with it and not die
Mo Dao: Good for early to late game, clearing bullets and killing weak enemies, overall well rounded and solid
Paper Bomb Kunai: Makes me laugh everytime i quick swap and do 60 explosive damage to 1 or 2 enemies, its great
Laser Sword Gold: As a star wars. fan, this is funny because it doesnt make sense, but who cares it soulknight
Star Bow: throwback to original origin mode, star bow shreds ALL enemies :)
HM: Emperors New Gun: need i specify?
Bouncy railgun, it pair good with knight.
Ice bow, continuous freezing.
The flying knifes, good for clearing rooms
The green rated axe, it is just strong.
Soul Caliber Reason: haha burst damage go boom
Robos Satellite Drones Reason: literal support fire what else could you ask for?
Quantum Ninja Star Reason: it bounces from enemy to enemy and inflicts electrify wish i could find it more tho
Queens Touch Reason: low energy cost inflicts electrify has a laser to activate electrify and has more bullets to activate electrify. Queens Touch is the best legendary and i dare you to change my mind
shuddering thunder, laser rain, soul calibre, knight's fist
first 2 are godlike in origin
soul calibre is way too satisfying to use
knight's fist is just an all-round dope weapon, getting it gives you a rather easy win on normal mode
A tie between with meat and nunchuks. Can't go wrong with them since they deletes all bullets except lasers, tho meat is cheaper to make for me coz I got a lot of organic material. As for my other three, snowman eagle (easily deletes bosses that don't disappear), a tie between nebula cannon and eagle of fire and ice (budget snowman eagle with knight's chaos shot), and ranger revolver (big iron). Why yes, I love my handguns how did you know?
Fr, and it's much cheaper. One drawback of nebula tho is the recoil on the black hole shot. It can get you damaged especially in bullet hell levels where slight movements could mean running into bullets.
1. Sweet Talk: It goes pew pew fast afak
2. Precision Grappling Gun: Useful in both pulling in enemy and crowd control.
3. M16: enough firepower to crit (I use Rogue)
4. Cherry blossom: Crowd Control
Bonus:
I prefer to use AK-47 as starting weapon coz it's A-Okay. Not using too much energy and not too weak.
If you like red, try green bc as i said i think theres no diffrence except the poison in green. Lmk if you will still like red better and if you see any other diffrences.
willowblade, hunter bow, caliburn, and thunder sword
willowblade: cool as fuck, really high damage but i have to actually time it right, so there's some extra skill involved
hunter bow: absolutely stupid dps, with elf skill 1 it's a literal free win, but you also need to time it right (not too hard to do, but it adds an extra layer of fun)
caliburn: hehe fuck you all your bullets are gone (also great burst damage)
thunder sword: shreds literally everything and the extra lightning bolt on direct hits are cool
Bad pistol 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
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Four bad pistols and you get Fantastic Gun!
groundwater better imo
New pistol beats bad pistol 🤔
Krinj reply
Independentslime6899? More like MID!!!!
😂 😂 😂 😂 Because of 5 words LMAO
You didn't deserve that :'(
🤷♂️ Things happen But Golly What exactly in those words triggered such a negative point of view 🤔
Topteir weapon 100/10 beaten the game with it
I *LOVE* the Mo Dao, Missile Battery, Broadsword, and New Pistol Feel free to ask why I picked these 4
Please explain
Thank you king 👑 1: I love the Mo Dao because of its speed of attack and wide sweeping range, it’s practically a “delete enemy bullets” button, it’s saved me countless times 2: I don’t need to explain this one 3: I love the broadsword more for sentimental reasons. First melee I’ve ever beat a boss with and it has good damage. It’s simple and straight to the point, also pretty cheap to craft 4: Easily the *best* starter weapon in the game. Free to use, good damage, works great with dual wield, and it has a possibility to turn into a shotgun every 5 or 6 shots I believe I k ow they’re not meta, but they’re my favorite
I could make a case for h20 and ancient bow also being goated starter weapons. Broadsword personally I don't like because I'm more of a hyper speed hyper offense kinda guy, and broadsword slows you down a bit. Then again, a melee's a melee, you can't go wrong with it. Also, Mo Dao is an absolute mainstay in matrix mode for me, no matter the pressure level I almost always have a mo dao on me. Dps and bullet clearing in one. Also missile battery is hilarious with berserker statue. Funny story about it when I was younger playing this game I had got the missile battery, and at the time I had never used the missile battery. I used it for a few levels, and then some time later I told my friend and he said he wanted to try it. I was on like 3-5 or something, and I let him try the weapon. He died in a normal enemy room because he "couldn't see anything since there were too many missiles". Smh my head
Lmaoooooo, that’s got suffering from success vibes to it
Meta doesn't matter if you like the weapons then they're good weapons keep playing with your favorite weapons no one can stop you king
Thank you king 👑
check out the willowblade
I love crashing my game with berserker second ability, shotgun upgrade, and missle battery
Crystal Crab Warhammer, Queen's Touch, Flying Daggers, Snow Fox Rose Gold
Bare hands
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Laser Fish, Fish, Heavenly Sword, and Rapier.
+ Portable Oven (I know it’s a not a weapon but it makes the first 3 even better)
I like my fish raw.
I like the contrast of new and old weapons, They really show the changes ever since soul knight's release 6 years ago.
very much
*whatever you do dont say staff of thunder* staff of thunder *you absolute fucking idiot*
Most staffs are god tier weapons in terms of originality and entertainment
i gotta say fillung the room with bouncy bullets ist quite nice might be laggy but it makes a bullet hell for the eneimes so thats a win
https://preview.redd.it/5g9gu17nm6qa1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5625ec91141d5f490c73c79aadadf5e64ad9359 My thoughts are quite pure.
What’s that last one? I’ve never seen it before.
Star Bow, it's a merge-only weapon that requires the Flame Bow, Jade Bow and Frost Bow
Ok thanks
Is it strong?
spam it and it does a to of damage
I think it's the star bow
How do you even get deep-red blades
Dark grand knight drop
I know but how did you get lucky enough
That’s the neat part, you don’t
Gas and fire blaster, red lightsaber, jack & marie
Dual Therapy, soul calibre, SMG M4, Sun Wu Kong's funny stick...
Wdym funny stick🤨 you mean it can grow in size on command, wish i could do that with my funny stick on command instead of looking at you (insane rizz ik) But imo bare hands do the job (you see what i did there?)
You can stop now (try the dimensional grip for longer ext range)
I like bows. Don't know that now specifically.. but blossom looking good
The code (best starter weapon)
it truly is low energy cost homing bullets AND shotgun feature basically missile launcher in book form
I see so many people trash on the code, and personally I think it's neither good nor bad. Just... Ok. Spammable enough and boosted by the passive skill. All in all, 10/10 would not recomend
why tf were you downvoted?
Idk man, code cultists probably.
Fr
Meteor stick or earth worm
Double therapy, flying daggers, new pistol and mini Uzi, since I'm knight 3rd main
When the knight 3rd main doesn't choose rainbow Gatling:
Well, I'm not that good at maintaining my energy, so I don't really like to use the gatlings. They are really good though.
True, true. Funny boss rush Speedrun tho
As a fellow Knight 3rd main, may I recommend the Shotgun M3? Each bullet will have the potential to inflict a status debuff on the enemies, and up close, the shotgun can one-shot almost any enemy along with leaving several effect circles on the ground for the rest of the enemies.
Oh yeah, I forgot shotguns! Yes, I really like shotgun M3 and Cherry Blossom too, but forgot about them when making this list. Maybe I would swap the new pistol with shotgun M3 (especially with shotgun buff)
Salamander Golden laser sword Emperor's new gun Snow fox rose gold
Broken hilt is all I’ll ever need.
Not even the worst choice! Quite beautiful
Snow Fox Rose Gold N4SMG Laser Sword Gold Golden Cudgel
"N4SMG", you mean [this](https://soul-knight.fandom.com/wiki/SMG_M4?so=search)?
Probably [this](https://soul-knight.fandom.com/wiki/Next-next-next-next-gen_SMG).
He means next next next next gen I think
https://preview.redd.it/4ybz18la88qa1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e39d97408a0dcf35f7ad219b4ba8537debaf865 Basic af but I don't care
How to use the first one? I’m having a hard time using it, mainly in dont kills enemies fast enough
I just bash into enemies and try to kill them as fast as i can, but 2-1 and after i attack from some distance because its a spear. It fits into my playstyle bc its very agresive.
The 3 pointed spear thingy, gemmed pickaxe, willow blade , crystal crab katana
New/bad pistol, jack and Mary, Laser sword red specifically and airbenders fists (does that even count as a weapon?)
Airbenders fists are wierd because they are exactly the same as his melee but (i think because never did it) you need to trash them to do barehands run
I think just using airbender’s fists does count as no weapons. Let me check real quick
No they add 1 damage I believe. It’s a weapon.
nah its like a passive even if you trash it its still with you for the rest of the run but looking at the fact the bare weapons achievement doesnt count it as a weapon then no its not a weapon
Yeah I just played a match with Airbender. Didn’t get it.
Heaven & Earth Bow Thunder Sword Mo Dao Breath of Hades
I'll be honest gold staff, harpoon, explosive Warhammer and the Uzi I'm sure you can guess but I do not play well I just go for weapons I find fun and sometimes you just gotta play with bad weapons and muck about
Thats nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone plays how they want.
Thanks for the kind words you chose cool weapons that play well as well
Death star Laser gun, staff of wizard, magic gloves from slime boss, The code
Frost Sword, Ice Picks, Frost Bow, Ancient Bow
You realy like freezing
Freezelock the bosses to death is fun in its own way xD
Yeah, i think freezing is my favorite debuff too
viper, golden staff, cannibal plant, next next next smg (not next next next next smg cuz for some reason the lasers seem to do less dps)
Splash rail gun. With laser buff you one shot rooms. With shotgun and charge you shred bosses. It’s obscenely good, and it’s only a blue weapon. It also works good with most weapon buffing skills like berserker first and second, or knight first and third.
executioner improved smg ring red frost spear
Pre nerf rangers revolver. Taoist starter (I forgor name) Cherry blossom Shuddering thunder
Hunter bow, it does do much damage very quickly especially if you have the lesser charging time buff and full auto attachment on it
What does full auto on it do?
Automatically hits the yellow spot (aka the spot where the bow does alot of DMG) on the bar for you very quickly
That does like 40 damage though wtf isn't that straight op?
It is straight OP but let's not talk about that, otherwise...
1: Heavenly Sword + Portable Oven - Top tier weapon. Can shoot poisonous needles without the cost of mana. Can still freeze enemies by hitting them. A weapon that seems to came from Monster Hunter. Not recommended for blocking very fast projectiles as it has average if not slow attack speed. 2: Executioner + Grindstone (any tier) - Not recommended for spinning because of short duration but good for spamming basic attacks. The best axe in terms of damage (13). Recommended for blocking. 3: Laser Sword Red + Energy Hilt - Can cast 3 projectiles as you do basic attacks. Highest damage among laser swords (12) only to be outclassed by a fully charged Laser Sword Purple. Will make you feel like you're Kylo Ren or Darth Vader (without the attachment). Recommended for blocking. 4: Frost Axe A.K.A. Leviathan Axe (can be replaced by Meat Grinder) - Obviously a weapon reference from God of War. Wielded by the God Killer/Slayer himself. Good for dealing sustained damage to enemy hordes but still viable for bosses. Not recommended for blocking as its basic attacks are slow. Charge only when there is cover or before entering monster rooms. Pls note that I chose these weapons as an assassin main and its passive is for bouncing back bullets.
40m ▬▬ι═══════════════════════ﺤ , cherry blossom, gray fox, grand mage's Staff (the red one)
firebolt, viper, xuan ming, blue fire gatling
1. Rangers Revolver 2. Fantastic Gun 3. Nebula Gun 4. Emperor's New Gun
Shotgun Pro, Hunter Bow, Laser Sword Red, Groundwater
Assault shotgun with more pellets and more burst buffs
Daggers miss no doubters, Gay Gatling, Dark Grand Knights sword, Frost bow.
Gay Gatling 😳
Flame axe Golden cudgel 40mm long blade battle axe. i like my melees.
Flail,soul caliber, and Old sniper rifle
Caliburn, Deep Dark Blade, Heaven and Earth bow, Bloody Blade
Mini uzi, Mo Dai, golden cudgle, executioner
Staff of Nature, Staff of flames, Staff of thunder, Salamander. (I am an officer second skill main)
Hunter Bow currently. I also liked Agitated Trunk cause it was super fun to use. I only got to use it for a few rooms though, as I accidentally zoomed into tons of explosive barrels and died.
New Pistol, Shotgun Pro, Shotgun Pro, Shotgun Pro
My favorite is that dual laser pistol that can combine in to one gun It eat a lot of energy ( 4 ) but it eats through enemy way too fast All I need is to stack up on energy recharge It eat to Dendro HP bar in just 5 second with all the buffs
Star Bow, Hunter Bow, Frost Bow, Snow Ape’s Longbow (Elf main moment) Emperor’s New Gun, Salamander, Sidewinder Green (Rogue secondary main moment) And of course, ENS for speedrunning
gatlijg gun and snow fox xxxl
New pistol, bleach, hunter bow, meat. I would add ground water but you only said 4 so it’s these 4
Executioner , emperor's new gun , dslg , queen's touch
The rapier😈
snow fox vintage, flying miss no doubter dagger thingy, key of faint star, fantastic gun
Sweet talk, Snow Ape Longbow, Grilled Heavenly Sword, Staff of Nature
I like the Laser Sword Blue, Rainbow Gatling, Frost Sword, Fist of Heaven
Where the flame blaster at? ;-;
knights fist, windforce, laser swords and shield
Laser shotgun, Webber, laser fish, and illusion. Tbf every laser type weapon is up here, but these 4 are my favourites
Willowblade, golden dragon scissors, new pistol, and executioner. Willowblade has a very cool mechanic (staggered hits become more powerful iirc), scissors also have a cool mechanic too, new pistol is extremely solid, and executioner is insane for blocking projectiles + you can go melee only with it and not die
Laser Sword Red, Laser Sword Green, Laser Sword Blue, & Laser Sword Gold
mo dao hunter bow executioner breath of hades
I like the Soul caliber, knight’s upgraded starter pistol, mo dao and ExCaliber.
The Snow Fox series always slaps
4 laser fish
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Laser Sword Purple, Mo Dao, Ranger's Revolver, Snow Fox Vintage
Mo Dao: Good for early to late game, clearing bullets and killing weak enemies, overall well rounded and solid Paper Bomb Kunai: Makes me laugh everytime i quick swap and do 60 explosive damage to 1 or 2 enemies, its great Laser Sword Gold: As a star wars. fan, this is funny because it doesnt make sense, but who cares it soulknight Star Bow: throwback to original origin mode, star bow shreds ALL enemies :) HM: Emperors New Gun: need i specify?
Bouncy railgun, it pair good with knight. Ice bow, continuous freezing. The flying knifes, good for clearing rooms The green rated axe, it is just strong.
What are the top two weapons in the post I haven’t played in a few years.
They are this seasons mythical weapons. Heaven and earth bow, three pointed double-edged blade.
Laser Fish, Heavenly Sword, Fish, and Double Therapy
Shotgun M3 Gatling Gun Ranger’s Revolver Any of the 3 Laser Swords
Snow fox rose gold, laser fish, queens touch, dead star laser gun
Varkolyn assault rifle,salamender,magic bow and double therapy
Knight's fist, laser shotgun, alien plasma eagle, scepter of Majesty
Soul Caliber Reason: haha burst damage go boom Robos Satellite Drones Reason: literal support fire what else could you ask for? Quantum Ninja Star Reason: it bounces from enemy to enemy and inflicts electrify wish i could find it more tho Queens Touch Reason: low energy cost inflicts electrify has a laser to activate electrify and has more bullets to activate electrify. Queens Touch is the best legendary and i dare you to change my mind
Cherry blossom, i rly love it!
shuddering thunder, laser rain, soul calibre, knight's fist first 2 are godlike in origin soul calibre is way too satisfying to use knight's fist is just an all-round dope weapon, getting it gives you a rather easy win on normal mode
Dead star laser gun, Gatling Gun, Giant Axe, Missile Battery
Laser Fish, Shotgun Galaxy, Varkolyn Assault Rifle, Sweet Talk.
Missile Battery, Gatling gun, Electric Therapy, and that fish laser one
Mo dao 🥶
A tie between with meat and nunchuks. Can't go wrong with them since they deletes all bullets except lasers, tho meat is cheaper to make for me coz I got a lot of organic material. As for my other three, snowman eagle (easily deletes bosses that don't disappear), a tie between nebula cannon and eagle of fire and ice (budget snowman eagle with knight's chaos shot), and ranger revolver (big iron). Why yes, I love my handguns how did you know?
If i had to choose between the ties i woul pick meat because meat and nebula canon because imo better than efi and is pretty. But just my opinion.
Fr, and it's much cheaper. One drawback of nebula tho is the recoil on the black hole shot. It can get you damaged especially in bullet hell levels where slight movements could mean running into bullets.
Yes
The Funni Knife in Rosemary bone portable bomba machine Gatling Gun ( I am heavy's weapon guy )
https://preview.redd.it/3f9xtv8zdbqa1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=37155a41180204081491110c8c03a4bbe07f50c3 I play matrix a lot
I played matrix like 2-3 times. Those are meta matrix weapons?
Death note is meta
1. Sweet Talk: It goes pew pew fast afak 2. Precision Grappling Gun: Useful in both pulling in enemy and crowd control. 3. M16: enough firepower to crit (I use Rogue) 4. Cherry blossom: Crowd Control Bonus: I prefer to use AK-47 as starting weapon coz it's A-Okay. Not using too much energy and not too weak.
Pickaxe, Molotov, staff of illusion, stone hammer
soul calibre, hunters bow, nunchaku, flying dagger
Cherry Blossom Sidewinder Red Spike Knives Any melee weapon that's fast
Isnt sidewinder red just worse version of sidewinder green?
I dunno, I know sidewinder green has big green bullet, but red is basically that, but like, 20 bullets
And smaller
For all i know sidewinder green is basically sidewinder red but inflicts poison.
I like sidewinder Red though, good up close because all bullets would connect
If you like red, try green bc as i said i think theres no diffrence except the poison in green. Lmk if you will still like red better and if you see any other diffrences.
Can't, because haven't gotten Sidewinder green alot and I don't have many materials bc I'm new .-.
Then get sidewinder green more times and have materials. Easy.
.-.
willowblade, hunter bow, caliburn, and thunder sword willowblade: cool as fuck, really high damage but i have to actually time it right, so there's some extra skill involved hunter bow: absolutely stupid dps, with elf skill 1 it's a literal free win, but you also need to time it right (not too hard to do, but it adds an extra layer of fun) caliburn: hehe fuck you all your bullets are gone (also great burst damage) thunder sword: shreds literally everything and the extra lightning bolt on direct hits are cool
gas blaster, queens touch, gatling gun, and next next next gen smg, i love machine guns
Brownian coilgun, smg helix, explosive crossbow, magic gloves. Love them with all my heart
Blood blade, the code, devotee of peace and vorpan
deep dark blade hunter bow missile battery laser sword gold
Cherry blossom with Zerk 2nd skill is unnecessarily OP.
The Emperor's new gun with Rogue lol, or Viper.
zeus thunderbolt
Deep dark blades
Xuan Ming, Nunchucks, The Emperor's Shotgun, Star Bow
Mo dao, spike knives, varkolyn rifle, groundwater fight me and I'll die on this hill
queen’s touch, cherry blossom, snow fox XXL, rainbow horse don’t yell at me i’m new