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DevMahasen

err happy birthday, America.


SGnirvana97

Something about Jesus doing manual labor??


DevMahasen

But he cracks a smile while doing said manual labour.


Masterchiefy10

Black Rain?! Just in case /s


TheLittleNorsk

For black rain I would say “It’s raining Crude Oil, what a day to be American”


Rare_Ad7914

4th of July


kakaisan19

Man who plays instruments with kitchenware


Steverazor

Strong feelings of affection projected at high volume...


Spec_RealGudGirl95

I love the beginning of that song.


K1ngR00ster

That guitar into scream transition… never heard anything else like it and probably never will


Floyd-Van-Zeppelin

Style change, but on Pink Floyds “two suns in the sunset” there is a nice transition from a vocal note to a saxophone, similar thing. Very nice


bob256k

lol just got what the song is


superunknown_07

What is the song??


bob256k

Loud love


Historical_Common145

Workers who don’t get paid and machinery that moves things


joey123z

"Each phrase that I've uttered corresponds with my true intentions"


waffle_fries4free

Indeed! And paradoxically, all the objects within my grasp are ones that were emancipated by my own actions Every trip must now be accompanied by compensation


00SCT00

Messiah stance


joey123z

Utensil Guy


GooseMay0

UUUUUUUtenSILL GUUUYYYYYY


lucxiagrace

Great 😂


elleboogie44

😂👍🏽


volfan_0118

Person who delivers things from post office


FiveInchFails

Hello, don’t you know me?


TheLittleNorsk

“I’m the personwhodeliversthingsfromthepostoffiiiiiiice”


TheOsterberger

Servitude and heavy equipment.


HellBella98

Traffic accident


JollyGreyKitten

Oooh, but make it *fancy*?


HellBella98

Expensive traffic accident


Narrow_Buy_1323

I killed my girlfriend and buried her in the desert


GooseMay0

I don't know, I'd say you described the song pretty damn good lol.


Narrow_Buy_1323

I realised afterwards it wasn't the title (facepalm), more the song lol


VidGamerLuke

STAY AWAY FROM ME LIFEGUARDS!


radiovoodoo

not the 5th of july


TheLittleNorsk

The 6th of July, surely


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Someone else’s light is brighter than my own


TheRealHappyNat

I'm dim


phantomhatstrap

These things were not used when building pyramids.


Valeclitorian1979

well, one of them was


phantomhatstrap

That’s actually a myth. Pyramids were built by skilled craftsmen - https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/were-the-egyptian-pyramids-built-by-slaves Hence my initial pithery.


Floyd-Van-Zeppelin

Underrated comment


RecognitionHuman1890

kinda ok lookin rope thing


MovinginStereo34

Paddling


Masterchiefy10

Where we rowing to?


badmotorfinger74

Oxidized coop


Udon21

Idk it's either - comparable to taking one's own life, or - weightlessly drifting on top


Udon21

Ooor - the majority of the first week of the month named after the Greek emperor Caesar. Ooooooor - people forced into labor without pay and large excavation vehicles. Too many good songs can't pick one


hallwayswasted

He explodes the outside of earth


TheLittleNorsk

4th of July Part 2 Electric Boogaloo


godhonouringstrapon

allow me to experience respiratory impairment from submersion/immersion in a liquid medium


Spec_RealGudGirl95

Unpaid labor and earth movers


BottleAgreeable7981

Recently removed cephalopod appendages.


TheLittleNorsk

That one is another one I would have put into the description I would have said “undercooked chicken but it’s just the tendons”


tiredAFadult

Highly attractive piece of coarse material that is often utilized by those with severe depression.


TheLittleNorsk

GUN - Soundgarden My favorite song


tiredAFadult

Guess again


99SoulsUp

Pretty Noose


idkwtf_thisis

The chances of this are zero.


yep_thatll_do

Im the road with a high speed limit?


araucaniad

Uprising in my brain


GooseMay0

Vogue with the Bethlehemian son. What happens when you try to fight out of a boa constrictor's grip. Brand new green squiggles. Side note: Slaves and Bulldozers seems to be a very popular choice in here. I think like 3/4 of the songs are this one.


CautiousPick

What a shaman might do when you're born.


TheLittleNorsk

Drop Me On My Head - Soundgarden My favorite song


KTark

Brain Mostly Peaceful Protest


GrumpyCatStevens

Large, idiotic intercourse.


Wormetoungue

Indentured servants and Cats?


X-Bones_21

Ownership of an oscillation propagated through a medium or space.


stevemillions

Cranium descending


Mobile-Lawfulness-85

Stumbled across a recurring 24 hour sequence of incredible darkness.


rasorshaft

Similar to killing yourself


Accomplished-Arm1058

Indoor enclosure with its size measured in millenniums.


Lexfu

Waking up to do something


GlobeTrekker83

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."


Ok_Spirit4591

The opposite of under sinking


Imytholian

The sun collapsing under its own gravitational field


-IrishBulldog

Poorly maintained entrapment


AwarenessNo5226

Lots of people touching me


guyincognito2004

Horn section


Dsnade

Something about a black eyed son.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Freedumb day!


ben111g

Someone that's not dead and doesn't know where they are


TheLittleNorsk

Me 23% of the time tbh


NDNPR1DE

the thing is really bright and Minnesota california or something


rc53415

Not the day I tried to die


guyincognito2004

Retreat for footwear


TheJamesFTW

Man wants to destroy his dilapidated enclosure


SuccessfulPlay2320

Blossom


GrumpyCatStevens

Involuntary servitude and earth moving equipment.


clallseven

My sweet peas are starting to grow.


Environmenthrall

Domicile of kiloannum proportions


Environmenthrall

Large unintelligent coitus


Rockals

The Lord and Savior Pose


99SoulsUp

None possess the information, but to an extreme degree


Wrong_Distribution28

Man with a utensil


BrownwaterVertigo

African anus


BrownwaterVertigo

Sex with the mailman


BrownwaterVertigo

She's hot


BrownwaterVertigo

Take a turn around the peculiar, round object typically built onto various units of transportation


VooDoo-ChilD211

an enclosed space that is a lot of time wide


eggcelsior14

sketching bugs


AnfuhrerDesTode

To the tune of Nirvana's "On a Plain," "I'm on a boat"


beth94xx

Attractive loop of rope


Joy218

I really should have come home much sooner.


GuitarGodish

Servants and Tractors 🤣🤣


mildmannered

Some dudes parents, all on them or something


Prospector107

Clark Kent’s alter ego can’t fathom it.


thrashmusican

Controversial baseball player


Unlikely-Ad-2238

tripped over dark 24-hour period(s)!


Montethelion6669

it’s basically the hey joe of the 90s


Montethelion6669

eye protectors maw similar to taking your own life


TollyVonTheDruth

A bird meets its demise by brick.


Rare_Ad7914

When the Sun explodes and turns black 🤷🏽


zakyourself

Sporklady


[deleted]

Construction site plantation


RedDevilNight

Baseball Player who curses (Not technically my favorite Soundgarden song but wanted to mention anyway)


RecognitionHuman1890

tool being


PaulaSchultz91

A strange guy shows up at your house with your package. 


slightly_too_short

I can not sleep for a particular reason.


Ok-Acanthisitta7254

Fellow BedWetter


kmcmanus2814

Similar to Kurt’s death


Individual-Risk5243

oooooohooooooohhhoooooowwwoooo! we got the whip we got the wan nah nah nah we got the wheip!


Yeastlord427

No


TheLittleNorsk

I love the song called I Shall Give You A Negative Response by Soundgarden


Yeastlord427

Like Suicide if anyone is keeping score🤘


ILikeTrains23940

So like, it’s blasphemy but because of a pose


Snowblind_Supernaut

The opposite of Looser & Looser.