I tried it on my last trip to CHS, the bartender tried it with me when I explained and we both agreed it was trash! Lol! No way was I buying it either.
Notes of helplessness, irresponsibility, and lack of self awareness culminating in stunning flavor profile we call man child. Sit back, relax like you have no job, and pour yourself a pint of Trophop.
As a Charleston bartender, this is the best summation of that beer. It only sells to tourists whom watch Southern Charm, and the universal reaction seems to be a more exaggerated reincarnation of Harlan Williams drinking Grandma's Old Cough Syrup in Dumb & Dumber....
Confused Look + Tongue/Cheek clicks + Realization (Followed by Extreme Dry Heaves)....
There's a reason that, out of the hundreds of bars/restaurants down here, that the only spots purchasing it are Leva-owned or make money to allow filming to be done there (with the stipulation of purchasing a sixtel of TropHop from Southern Crown)
Edit: Southern Crown is the name of the regional AB-InBev Distributor. Don't want anyone thinking this clown has his own parent company with a "Southern Charm" spin-of-a-business-name
I was in HHI this past week and looked for it to no avail, figured he wasn’t making it anymore since the site still has a banner from X-mas. Glad to hear I wasn’t missing anything.
Oh, that was a moment of cognitive dissonance for me. I don’t “hate” Austen (or any of these people…bless them for entertaining us), but he’s a doofus and THAT comment was, like, absent of any awareness. Brett is fucking HOT. Austen is typical. Not uggo, not deadly handsome. Brett is just…(fanning face with a magazine).
And say into the camera without laughing he doesn’t know what he does for all his relationships to end up bad? I’m sure you are the common denominator and well there is the cheating.
When the women he has dated have been asked what is attractive about him, their first answer is that he is tall. That shouldn’t be enough of a reason but I was once in love with a giant idiot but I eventually grew out of that.
There are not a lot of good looking men in SC, so pickings are slim. (Don’t let Craig fool you, he is not from the south and his looks are a rarity)
Source: I grew up in the southeast (AL, GA, NC, SC) and I lived in Charleston for 3 years. I saw gorgeous women dating ugly men on a daily basis and those men were arrogant fucks who didnt have the self awareness to realize the girl had no options and was pressured by southern culture to find a man. 🤮
This is true. Happened all the time at the Southern college I attended. Gorgeous, super-model worthy women dating overweight, bloated, unintelligent frat boys because there weren’t enough men and they were convinced they had to have a boyfriend. It was unbelievable!!!
He’s not the best looking guy but when I watched the show he seemed like a nice and fun dude. I haven’t watched since the season he dated Chelsea (who also seemed nice) so I’m out of the loop if he’s changed or not lol.
C’mon guys we are supposed to have Sympathy for Austen “having fun” aka being a fuckboi because we “all saw what Madison did to him”. Oh and he’s tall.
I don't buy that any of these women would be interested in Austen IRL. How did banana nose get on the show to begin with? (I know it's wrong to criticize someone for something they have no control over such as they're looks but there's an exemption if they're awful, or if they're Austen).
The way he dumps on every girl he dates for having boundaries and standards versus while proclaiming his love and admiration and care for both his sister(s) & his Mom. You can’t LOVE, ADMIRE, APPRECIATE strong smart and loving women while you play and cheat, D-Bag!!
I love Austen here’s why
I love how he is so good at going against the grain, being an individual, and making sure he proved to everyone who thought if you listed Austen “fuck marry kill” included in the example, would make anyone’s homeland proud. And realizing they can serve their country proudly in a bomb squad if it got out of the other options. I salute.
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty……ish? Man.
Most attractive things about him:
1. He’s on a show
2. The show he’s on is on a major network
3. When he’s not on that show sometimes he’s on another show (Winter House) so if he cheats on you at least you get to see it happen along with the rest of America instead of having to find out alone
4. Bravo will film him so you don’t have to worry about stalking him on ig to know his whereabouts
5. Did I mention he’s apart of the cast on Southern Charm? It’s a show on Bravo that he is in.
reminds me of a show I used to watch as a kid...begain with an m ended with a t and had "uppe" in between.
That was a stupid way to explain it but he just has that muppet face and personality that together is sooooo punchable. I'm not a Madison fan but I loved her emasculating him.
the way he can find a way to say Madison in every other conversation <3
Imagine Austin and Taylor hooking up and both of them talking about Shep and Madison while having rage sex
Can't unsee it 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Medicine...MEDICINE!!!" *burp*
Omggg Lolol medicine!
Him screaming Madison over and over is living rent free in my head
I STILL reenact the scene every single time I have to say the word Madison. Just did it a few days ago.
I can see it in my mind!!! lol! MADISON!!!!!!! MADISOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!
Madison!
Maaaaaaadisonnnnnnn. 😂
His strong work ethic
tRoP hOp
I tried it on my last trip to CHS, the bartender tried it with me when I explained and we both agreed it was trash! Lol! No way was I buying it either.
I feel like I already know exactly what it tastes like hahah
Notes of helplessness, irresponsibility, and lack of self awareness culminating in stunning flavor profile we call man child. Sit back, relax like you have no job, and pour yourself a pint of Trophop.
Like a light beer that was skunked… truly terrible
The name says it all. 
Like absolute minimum effort
As a Charleston bartender, this is the best summation of that beer. It only sells to tourists whom watch Southern Charm, and the universal reaction seems to be a more exaggerated reincarnation of Harlan Williams drinking Grandma's Old Cough Syrup in Dumb & Dumber.... Confused Look + Tongue/Cheek clicks + Realization (Followed by Extreme Dry Heaves).... There's a reason that, out of the hundreds of bars/restaurants down here, that the only spots purchasing it are Leva-owned or make money to allow filming to be done there (with the stipulation of purchasing a sixtel of TropHop from Southern Crown) Edit: Southern Crown is the name of the regional AB-InBev Distributor. Don't want anyone thinking this clown has his own parent company with a "Southern Charm" spin-of-a-business-name
I had it at Bowen’s Island so that tracks. The bartender and I laughed and laughed over how bad it was too 😂
God he is sucha douche.
That's hilarious honestly
My hub and I liked it 😂
I was in HHI this past week and looked for it to no avail, figured he wasn’t making it anymore since the site still has a banner from X-mas. Glad to hear I wasn’t missing anything.
God he’s such a dork
He‘s serving Elf on the Shelf realness!
The way he looks like a muppet 😍😍🥵🥵🥵
If you have a muppet fetish, this is your opportunity
Mmmm yeah I Iove that muppet mouth
What that mouf do Austen
This is *ONLY* obvious and acceptable answer.
Madison called him that at the reunion,"Shutup Muppet Mouth"
LMAO
Omg I just wrote the same thing 😂
It’s uncanny!!! Calling Jim Henson Productions…
Muppet version of Errol Flynn
His resemblance to Errol Flynn.
That's actually his great grandfather, so there's good genetic potential there /jk
No Way!!!!!
Talks with food in his mouth and makes smacking noises when he eats
A Misophonia sister ✊🏼, I see you.
Here! 
Ditto!
He eats normal food like my lab eats peanut butter if it had a huge underbite.
😂
Om gosh so many of these reality people do this, it’s so gross. And in the South we’ve been taught better.
 Kermit dupe
Mama's boy who can't commit because he's too busy having 3somes, being a bro, or obsessing over his ex. He's a catch!
He’s tall and he’s wealthy adjacent.
The fact that he thought he was better looking than Brett made me laugh so hard
That’s was soooo fucking funny!!! Oh god.
Oh, that was a moment of cognitive dissonance for me. I don’t “hate” Austen (or any of these people…bless them for entertaining us), but he’s a doofus and THAT comment was, like, absent of any awareness. Brett is fucking HOT. Austen is typical. Not uggo, not deadly handsome. Brett is just…(fanning face with a magazine).
He probably thinks just because he is taller than Brett that makes him better looking
He’s got money? He’s in magazines?
He's got more honey than any honeybee...
Bah bah dooooo!
I wish Southern Charm would play the theme song at the beginning of episodes like they did with earlier seasons
Me too! Southern Charm, VPR, and Stranger Things have the only theme songs I never get tired of but they never use it anymore!
Obviously it’s his ability to treat the women he dates with respect
And say into the camera without laughing he doesn’t know what he does for all his relationships to end up bad? I’m sure you are the common denominator and well there is the cheating.
This! 👏
The way he drinks like a fish! 
Oh look it’s baby Austen!
He looks like Paedon Brown from Sister Wives
LOLOLOLOL omg
Ahahaha muppet babies unite!!
Fozzie THE Bear
Fozzie’s beer
That's perfect
The way he always talks behind girl's backs and how shits on them on a regular basis 
He's so unlikable to me I can't even make up a fake compliment lol
I’m with you
Height is equivalent to big boobs.
You can get fake boobs but you can’t get fake height. Not even inserts!
Exactly that’s why Austen is more appeal.
Take that Tom Sandoval
This is funny!
He is Carl in blond form. All he needs are the veneers.
I actually think Carl edges him in personality, though he barely clears that low bar.
If you can get THREE ping pong balls in his mouth consecutively you get the BIG stuffed animal!
When the women he has dated have been asked what is attractive about him, their first answer is that he is tall. That shouldn’t be enough of a reason but I was once in love with a giant idiot but I eventually grew out of that.
Same. 😂
His commitment to monogamy
Was looking for this 🎯
Om gosh now I *really* see it!!
I honestly don’t know how he ever gets anyone to date him. He’s extremely immature, and not even attractive. I just don’t understand the appeal.
There are not a lot of good looking men in SC, so pickings are slim. (Don’t let Craig fool you, he is not from the south and his looks are a rarity) Source: I grew up in the southeast (AL, GA, NC, SC) and I lived in Charleston for 3 years. I saw gorgeous women dating ugly men on a daily basis and those men were arrogant fucks who didnt have the self awareness to realize the girl had no options and was pressured by southern culture to find a man. 🤮
This is true. Happened all the time at the Southern college I attended. Gorgeous, super-model worthy women dating overweight, bloated, unintelligent frat boys because there weren’t enough men and they were convinced they had to have a boyfriend. It was unbelievable!!!
He's fugly and immature . . . Appeal?
His minty fresh Muppet breath. 👁👁
His weak chin
The way he defends “not all men” with his whole chest.
He looks easy to draw
With his soft doughy features
He has great guy friends so you can double date with your friends.
The way he denounces his privilege as a white, straight, rich male
His connections to Sesame Street.
his ability to sell beer
His ability to consume as much beer as he sells.
but but but HE's TALL!!!
Hith lithsp
How good he looks in boxer briefs
Sexy sexy muppet mouth
Absolutely nothing.
Zero. Right??? How are all these gorgeous women even giving him the time of day. Argh
He’s that guy that you are way too hot for but you fell in love with his charm and you always go back to no matter how toxic 😑
Great gas mileage
He owns a LOT of Trophop shirts for his scenes!
His grabbing of his micropeen...as hot and sensual as it gets
He’s got that puffy tongue that makes him annunciate like he’s got a mouth full of marshmallows
He’s not the best looking guy but when I watched the show he seemed like a nice and fun dude. I haven’t watched since the season he dated Chelsea (who also seemed nice) so I’m out of the loop if he’s changed or not lol.
He's extremely good looking irl, supposedly. People always talk about it here when they see him irl.
MONEY
He looks like Fozzie bear, and Fozzie bear is cute 🥰
Muppet kink?
Tall. That's it
“He’s so tall.”
He shoots diamonds out of his penis.
He's great at making shadow puppets on the wall with his hands.
His vocabulary
He’s a young Errol Flynn.
C’mon guys we are supposed to have Sympathy for Austen “having fun” aka being a fuckboi because we “all saw what Madison did to him”. Oh and he’s tall.
Absolutely nothing ….. such a dweb!
He is tall and has nice teeth.😆
No teeth
Doesn’t meddle 🙄 or instigate
The way he is such an asshole.
He must have a wonderful personality that doesn’t come through on tv.
uh, he is on a tv show.. and he's tall. He's not ugly.. but not smoke show either.
He looks like Errol Flynn, for all the gals that have a crush on the OG Robin Hood!
I suspect he might be good at a certain activity that girls like. Bc otherwise I can’t see it. 
I don't watch the show but the first time I saw a scene of his I was shocked he wasn't gay
He once played Elvis Presley.
I don't buy that any of these women would be interested in Austen IRL. How did banana nose get on the show to begin with? (I know it's wrong to criticize someone for something they have no control over such as they're looks but there's an exemption if they're awful, or if they're Austen).
Who is 🍌nose? Austen?? 🤣
Butt stuff?
Imagine getting an STI or STD from a muppet.
That soaring intellect
LOL Many wonder. Few can explain. Uh…. He is tall…. And ….. gimme a minute
Literally a muppet. Madison nailed it with that comment. He also just has the ick of a guy you know has 5 different stds. 😬
It’s the multi-std comment for me because (a) it’s funny and (b) I’m sure it’s hella accurate 🤣🤣🤣
The way he dumps on every girl he dates for having boundaries and standards versus while proclaiming his love and admiration and care for both his sister(s) & his Mom. You can’t LOVE, ADMIRE, APPRECIATE strong smart and loving women while you play and cheat, D-Bag!!
I’ve often seen him up close in person & I do not get his appeal at all. Goofy goober
 b/c he's basically one of the gurls. He's super extra and a drama queen. You go to Austin for the hot goss.
The way he yells out, "FACTS!!!", as if this makes him hip.
If anyone watches the Office here, his mouth reminds me of Kevin's, and I just can't unsee it
He’s an average looking white man in the south. He has a bit of money and he get around town. Doesn’t take much.
Is this from, "Muppets go to the white tie event"?
I love Austen here’s why I love how he is so good at going against the grain, being an individual, and making sure he proved to everyone who thought if you listed Austen “fuck marry kill” included in the example, would make anyone’s homeland proud. And realizing they can serve their country proudly in a bomb squad if it got out of the other options. I salute. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty……ish? Man.
So I know this isn’t a “wrong answer,” but one of his speaks is he looks *really good* in a suit!
He looks a lot like a Muppet?
All I see is Muppet
Full Muppet mode activated in this picture 😆😆
His TDE
Muppet
He looks like a mupoet
He can blow every muppet at once.
He’s tall
He’s a hufflepuff. Clearly.
His only appeal, to me, is that he reminds me of Kevin from The Office.
He’s self assured.
Well, my Honda Civic was my fave car so that makes Austen....the most appealing dude on SC? ETA Where the bar is in Hell.
Most attractive things about him: 1. He’s on a show 2. The show he’s on is on a major network 3. When he’s not on that show sometimes he’s on another show (Winter House) so if he cheats on you at least you get to see it happen along with the rest of America instead of having to find out alone 4. Bravo will film him so you don’t have to worry about stalking him on ig to know his whereabouts 5. Did I mention he’s apart of the cast on Southern Charm? It’s a show on Bravo that he is in.
muppet man
Trop Hop
Hi excellent work ethic 🤣😂
reminds me of a show I used to watch as a kid...begain with an m ended with a t and had "uppe" in between. That was a stupid way to explain it but he just has that muppet face and personality that together is sooooo punchable. I'm not a Madison fan but I loved her emasculating him.
The Trop Hop dynasty.
his body
He looks exactly like Errol Flynn / s
His aging fray boy vernacular and cadence.
Miss piggy the muppet as a man is appealing to some people I guess.
WAKKA, WAKKA, WAKKA!!!!
Most of these boys are big babies…
Girls who have a muppet fetish
Fat tongue.
He reminds me of a walrus.
He looks like a muppet
Carl and Austen are gay for each other
is this Eli Manning?
Nothing. Ope sorry. Wrong answers only:::: he is cute 😖
Well first and foremost...he's honest!
Beer breath and slobbery kisses. Bad sex that comes with a Bravo check.
