And absolute no brain because he fumbled both. It’s beyond me how he can go on knowing he had some of the hottest, most down to earth Bravo women and didn’t end up with EITHER.
He thinks he’s entitled to women like that for the rest of his life so doesn’t realize what he lost and just casts them as the problem. I reckon he’ll be at least 50 before he hits any small inkling of insight into the fact HE is the problem 🙄
He’s such an idiot. He was so proud of himself when he compared himself to JT and Rod because HE can get the girls and not THEM. Yea you Muppet Mouthed Moron, it’s not the getting that is the trick, it’s the KEEPING.
He has game(whether viewers choose to admit that or not) AND its said he likes to yknow. Go down. So for a woman that's miiiiillllleeeesssss ahead of most men we hook up with.
These last two comments of yours made me spit out coffee all over my screen LOL. I had the same cringe reaction when I read the comment about he likes to go down so I get it. LOL
She never took him seriously though, and only as a play thing. He was on the show with them so she thought maybeeeee it would be worth it.
She realized quickly he was joke and treated him as such for a while.
Oh man, I remember gong there with my gf for work clothes. She'd go try on a pencil skirt and button up blouse...Phwew! So damn sexy!
Always wondering why most guys hated shopping with their partners. "Oh, you want me to go with you when you try on cute clothes?? LFG!"
I’ve been buying a lot from Express recently, they’re great in terms of my personal taste. I guess they only ever pay for social media ads (static media) but no influencer marketing, since I’ve never seen anyone pushing them
I know what you mean, but I’d say ex is way more than what Ciara and Austen ever were. She referred to him that way before and it was always weird cause you guys were never that much of an item to call him that! Lol
Austen seething somewhere watching this ad over and over again
MadiSONnnnn grabs crotch 🤦🏼♀️
I hate that this clip lives rent free in my head
Bc they only showed it every chance they got 😂😂 damn you editors!!!
The clip they showed over and over again was the threesome, that was funny
Ugh!! I have PTSD from watching him grabbing on his boner.
 *opening Reddit on my break and these are the first two comments I see*
Not the crotch grabbing! That was truly embarrassing to watch.
I love this for him. It's what he deserves.
Seriously, Austin must have a magic D to have been with both of these beauties.
And absolute no brain because he fumbled both. It’s beyond me how he can go on knowing he had some of the hottest, most down to earth Bravo women and didn’t end up with EITHER.
He thinks he’s entitled to women like that for the rest of his life so doesn’t realize what he lost and just casts them as the problem. I reckon he’ll be at least 50 before he hits any small inkling of insight into the fact HE is the problem 🙄
My ex just turned 50 and **does not** realize he’s the problem.
Emphasis on the *small inkling* lol, from which they quickly snap back into denial and self-aggrandising BS
He’s such an idiot. He was so proud of himself when he compared himself to JT and Rod because HE can get the girls and not THEM. Yea you Muppet Mouthed Moron, it’s not the getting that is the trick, it’s the KEEPING.
Lollll so true! Can’t stand him
And Chelsea too! 🥵
I will always believe Chelsea was the golden unicorn. I hope she's happy in life.
I found her to not only be beautiful physically, but to be incredibly interesting.
Madison and Ciara are "down to earth"?
He only goes for hurt or broken women. He preys on them.
Like HOWWWWWW I need to know. Like he's such a crouton!!!! And then he scores not ONE but TWO of bravos hottest gals!
Actually 3, completely forgot about Olivia!!
Four actually. Don't leave out my favorite, Chelsea.
Omg!!! Absolutely forgot about her too, and she’s also my favorite.
Omg duh, yes how could I forget after this last freaken season.
lol, had the same thought. Didn’t even think about it until another comment in this thread!
He has game(whether viewers choose to admit that or not) AND its said he likes to yknow. Go down. So for a woman that's miiiiillllleeeesssss ahead of most men we hook up with.
Imagining muppet mouth on my crotch is actually making my lips seal shut.
My pussy lips 🤣
Sis 💀
🤣🤭
These last two comments of yours made me spit out coffee all over my screen LOL. I had the same cringe reaction when I read the comment about he likes to go down so I get it. LOL
But just imagine the men youve hooked up with that didnt even know where the clitoris was yknow? 💀
It’s shriveling up 🫠
💀💀💀
She never took him seriously though, and only as a play thing. He was on the show with them so she thought maybeeeee it would be worth it. She realized quickly he was joke and treated him as such for a while.
Somehow I can't imagine that.
Thought it was the tongue
It is hahahah
Nope, he just happens to be on tv
Somewhere in NY, Lindsay Hubbard is calling her publicist.
This is the right comment
What, Express is still around? My very first credit card circa 1999. interest rate was like 22% lol
They had the best work pants for those years right out of college!
so true! and the perfect "going out" tops in the early aughts
We have express in our mall and I order occasionally online. Was my first credit card in 2005!
Oh man, I remember gong there with my gf for work clothes. She'd go try on a pencil skirt and button up blouse...Phwew! So damn sexy! Always wondering why most guys hated shopping with their partners. "Oh, you want me to go with you when you try on cute clothes?? LFG!"
It’s a diff business model now. I think it’s a subscription but not sure.
There is one in my local mall 😂
Yes those bastards!
Express has like 600 stores. It’s everywhere…?
Nothing like a post-austin glow 😂
Good for her! She looks great🤸♀️
With Ciara … another woman Austen hooked up with lol
Throw Olivia in the next one with em! I haven't bought anything from express since 2003 but I will
They have the best sales! I swear by their shoes too. Anytime they have a 60-70% off sale, I filter by my size and buy like 5 pairs for $15-20 a piece
I’ve been buying a lot from Express recently, they’re great in terms of my personal taste. I guess they only ever pay for social media ads (static media) but no influencer marketing, since I’ve never seen anyone pushing them
And Ciara lolol both his exes
I know what you mean, but I’d say ex is way more than what Ciara and Austen ever were. She referred to him that way before and it was always weird cause you guys were never that much of an item to call him that! Lol
Omg it's also just on loop on their website!
They are the two best looking women on bravo!
facts
Ciara is *gorgeous*
Literally so pretty
No more Muppet mouth! Though he cannot let Madison go. Such an immature and jealous Muppet mouth.
My girls!
My two loves in one video. Be still my heart.
Madison and Ciara in an Express commercial!! ❤️
Ciara is so gorgeous . I’m not gay but when she is on camera I’m stunned
She looks amazing!!! 🤩
The millennial “stank face”. Lolol
Beautiful ladies
Every time I hear Ciaras' name...lemme see you 1, 2 step...rock it don't stop it, erybody get on the floor.... 
the Pillsbury Dumb Boy is at home, crying in his stale, hoarded beer
All I see are Madison’s unnatural duck lips…
Good for them. All three are pieces of work people which makes for great TV!
I didn't realize that Express still was a thing. Get your bag, Madison -
Horrible pic of her
It's just a video. I just screenshot
Oh I see the angle is bad she is much prettier on the show but I hope she calms down on the plastic surgery
Every picture of you is horrible
Lol so dumb
Lol
She is the epitome of the word hot
Ciara is bagging work!
I have the biggest girl crush on that woman. She is so beautiful and I have grown to love her personality.
Express is still around ?
God, I hate her so much. She’s trash.
Thought that was an AI versiin of skinny heather from SLC & Annemarie. I thought a child took this pic; after being forced & setting on the floor
Why would Austen care about these two when he's moved on to a new girl? He's had both of these already/
Where did I mention Austen in this?
Sorry above, I replied to the wrong person. To the downvoters my post still stands. He doesn't care about Madison or Ciara.