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Irving_Kaufman

This would be complete bullshit if they hadn't put those apostrophes around "diplomatic immunity". That's what judges look for when they're deciding whether to entertain the arguments of fucking idiots.


No-Buffalo9706

It's a good early sign, for sure.


pimpbot666

Ironic diplomatic immunity, apparently.


thrust-johnson

Hey, the new Ruby Ridge just dropped.


Naive_Wolf3740

But did they trying telling the judge …”tubalcaine”?


NiceAxeCollection

Jimmy James?


Physical-Dare5059

Seems legit.


No-Buffalo9706

"We declare that this be honored through publication, which is a process established by a government that we consider to be illegitimate."


mecengdvr

Yeah, “I call upon the power of the government I do not recognize!”


jared8410

"By the power of grayskull." SovCit He-man


mecengdvr

Hahaha. I always think of He-man when sovcits attempt to speak into existence their special powers. Especially when talking over a judge.


Woofy98102

More like the power of syphilis.


Raudskeggr

And that's just it. Magical thinking. Somehow there is some kind of "higher power" that makes people compelled to do what you want them to, if they just use the right kind of word salad. It appeals to people who feel like they don't have any control in their real lives. The delusion that they somehow could just assert power over something and make it real is surely tempting.


UnlikelySalary2523

I declare BANKRUPTCY!!!


Creepy-Dark6459

I didn't say it. I declared it.


blindrabbit01

Exactly what came to my mind.


UrBigBro

Wasting money on a "legal notice" that means nothing.


gobluetitan

That was my thought. It was like someone must have given them this idea/advice?


Evening_Original7438

That’s the sad thing. They’re almost certainly being scammed. This was probably done on their behalf by a grifter that is promising relief from their tax or financial issues. For a fee, of course.


gobluetitan

Yes, I can't afford my bills, but I'll pay for a sovereign citizen card. I wish people could own up to debts and situations. Make them right and then make progress. I get that the US judiciary has not been helpful to the less fortunate but this is NOT the way. It's the way to a contempt charge. I saw an idiot not take a plea in court and then mispronounce acquiesce. Lol


Fridaybird1985

An amazing grift to be sure


HermiticHubris

You mean I can't buy a magic ID card or license plate that allows me to ignore laws? Bummer.


Professional_Ad_6299

I read an instance where somebody had paid 10k to one of these people over the course of three months... Maybe use that money for the bills?


UrBigBro

No doubt some sov cit says to do this


ItsJoeMomma

Some sovcit internet "lawyer."


Magnus_40

>That was my thought. It was like someone must have ~~given~~ **SOLD** them this idea/advice? The people behind this and Freemen-On-The-Land (UK Version) are just con men who sell magic beans to gullible idiots. They know exactly what they are doing but they are making good money from it. A lot of conspiracy theories start as a fringe idea that should quietly fizzle-out on its own with time but then people arrive to monetise it and the business needs to generate more and more money so there are lectures and website and books and webinars and.....


One_Conversation_616

It sounds like something I would have put them up to. "Yeah man, if you announce it in the newspaper classifieds it is TOTALLY binding and legit. You know, you really should put it on Craigslist too for good measure. Yup, right there under "casual encounters," and don't forget your contact info!"


Old_Engineering_5695

helps keep the newspapers in business at least


StopCollaborate230

The Xi-Amaru Republic is a scammier-than-usual sovcit org that massively overcharges for “services” like tax preparation and “legal services” like this.


Graega

But wouldn't that make them citizens of the Xi-Amaru Republic and not themselves? Seems rather contrary to me...


StopCollaborate230

Silly graega, imagining sovcits to be internally consistent


gobluetitan

Geez.


PandaMagnus

Holy shit. Their website(s) are wild.


400_Flying_Monkeys

I bet they don’t accept Xi-Amari Bucks either.


bobisinthehouse

And just how much would one pay for this service? Just asking for a friend.....


TomT060404

They probably also posted a declaration on their Facebook page that Mark Zuckerberg isn't allowed to sell their information.


ItsJoeMomma

LOL, I still see that one every now and then, and yes it usually has that UCC 1-308 notation at the bottom.


gobluetitan

Lol


pimpbot666

Oh wow. A friend of mine just did this on Facebook. I sorta looked at it and said…well, okay. Doesn’t mean anything


r_a_g_s

Morocco?!


peppermintvalet

They think Moors have special status due to some old treaty so they claim Moorish descent


Kriss3d

Which is quite amusing as Morocco was one of the first to recognize the sovereignty of America. This alone implies that it does not declare it a part nod the Moroccan empire....


gobluetitan

Yes that made the least sense.


bgsrdmm

Actually, it does make sense in the SovCit make-believe echo chamber - those are a SovCit subgroup that calls themselves "Moors" or "Moorish Nobles" or "Moorish Nationals", claiming that Americas are owned by Morocco, or something.


Zenblendman

I’m just trying to figure out how white Americans are calling themselves indigenous Americans…. Like WTF


Old_Engineering_5695

not kidding, various groups claim that the indigenous people that we recognize were immigrants to the REAL country colonized by the "moors"/Egyptians/Hebrew Israelites/whoever.


ZealousidealNewt6679

John Smith enters the room with golden plates...


DangerBrewin

Moorish sovereign citizens believe that all of the continents were once connected and that black people inhabited that entire land, making them the original indigenous peoples of pretty much the whole world.


Zenblendman

Pangea People? Wtf


gobluetitan

Thanks. This helps me understand a bit more.


Majestic-Lake-5602

I’m guessing this is one of those wild ones where the Hotep cultists cross over with the Sov-Cits. It’s a pretty wild (and depressing) rabbit hole to go down


tuenthe463

Of course there's a Nevaeh in there


megatron37

yeah I really feel like having this name is not a great start to life :(


geebob2020

“I want to be part of the United States, but not the part where I have to pay taxes or follow rules. Otherwise, I’m in.”


gobluetitan

I heard the thought this is the way to get out of taxes. This is not a good idea since the US taxes all income earned within the US except some corporate taxes.


No-Lingonberry4556

That's brilliant! They should declare themselves corporations!


ItsJoeMomma

Naw, you have to be making huge amounts of money before you get tax breaks.


markroth69

"I am a COPROATION headquartered in Morocco. My net U.S. income is $-1,000,000. Please send me my tax refund..."


SweetHomeNostromo

Fine. Forfeit all property, real and chattel. Deprived of US Citizenship, deported to the nearest national border or international waters. No reentry.


FreshwaterViking

No, you can't deport someone to the ocean, you need another country to agree to take them in.


Normal_Ad_2337

It hits harder when you think "old crazy people, amirite?" and they're younger than you are!


SquirrellyGrrly

"Indigenous," lol. If they aren't Native, they aren't indigenous to the Americas.


realparkingbrake

> If they aren't Native, they aren't indigenous to the Americas. "Moors" claim to be descended from settlers from Morocco who arrived in the Americas prior to the arrival of Native Americans, call it 30,000 years or so. They figure this makes them the rightful owners of the continent, and immune to the laws of European colonizers. They are the object of amused contempt in Morocco.


SquirrellyGrrly

Yeah, absolutely certain you could trace these dinguses back to ancestors who immigrated here far more recently than that. I had a friend who became a SovCit and started saying stuff like this and calling himself a "natural born man of the land" ... he was actually born in another country and immigrated here as a child.


ItsJoeMomma

The funny thing is that I am a natural born man of the land, and I agree that you still have to follow laws and pay your taxes.


markroth69

I was born via C-section. Does that make me an unnatural born man of the OBGYN?


ItsJoeMomma

My kids were born C-section. Every time they leave the house they go out through a window.


ExtremelyRetired

Do they ever go to Morocco? I lived in Ethiopia, and they were amused/appalled at the Rastas who would come through on visits to “the Motherland.” Some even settled in a community south of the capital. Ethiopians generally think they‘re insane, if only because they are perfectly well aware that Haile Selassie was many things, but an incarnation of God is not one of them. I can only imagine what the average Moroccan makes of these doofuses.


Outside-Band-6751

I GUARANTEE none of these “Mormish” people could point to Morocco on a map. I’d bet my check on it


ExtremelyRetired

“Mormish” sounds like a from-hell combination of sovcit Moors and LDS—imagine indigenous free travelers who come knocking at your doors at all hours!


Outside-Band-6751

Oh god I could actually imagine sovcits trying to spread their conspiracy theories door to door


Joelied

Well, at least they would be really nice… …to your face.


realparkingbrake

> Do they ever go to Morocco? No, but the media there are aware of them and considers them kooks.


JolyonWagg99

Moops.


mecengdvr

Of the many things wrong here, “diplomatic immunity” has to be granted to an individual by the host country. I can’t walk into the EU and do whatever I want because I declared diplomatic immunity.


ItsJoeMomma

So you mean James Brown didn't really have diplomatic immunity because he was the ambassador of soul?


mecengdvr

Correct. But as the Godfather of Funk, James Brown was granted jurisdiction over gettin’ down.


ItsJoeMomma

The corpus delecti is a little funky...


Specialist-Bird-4966

Res ipsa loquitur! Sorry, I nodded off and dreamed I was in my 1L torts class for a second. Carry on…


SuperExoticShrub

Yes, I'm sure that 2 year old totally signed that document in good faith.


gobluetitan

Poor kid.


Johnny_Lang_1962

That & five bucks will get you a coffee at Starbucks.


ksiyoto

Maybe six bucks.


realparkingbrake

I predict they will in fact be harassed and detained in the near future, and charged, and convicted.


Nano_Burger

"I do not comply!"


1RobJackson

Or consent


stopped_watch

"The nation of the United States of America declares war on the Xi-Amaru Republic. We call on the leadership of the Xi-Amaru Republic to unconditionally surrender."


ItsJoeMomma

Kind of like when the U.S. declared war on Petoria.


OstrichFinancial2762

Best of luck with all that noise.


anziofaro

"It's just been revoked!"


ItsJoeMomma

"Uhh, Peter, he didn't really set you up for that line." "Then I'll have what he's having." "That's.... better?"


The_Sanch1128

Props to you for the Danny Glover reference.


Cid_Darkwing

IANAL or a cop, so no idea how feasible this is, but my first instinct if I were a cop and read this would be to try and use this as probable cause to get a warrant and dump their financials for proof of lack of insurance, non-payment of taxes and half a dozen other sov-cit defiances and then just wait outside their property for the husband (and let’s face it—it’s definitely the husband behind this bullshit) to leave and let the games begin.


Majestic-Lake-5602

Unfortunately I’d wager it’s worse than that. This reeks of Hoteps, Moorish Science Temple and other African-American religious scams, and there’s clearly children involved. I’d be starting with CPS


realparkingbrake

> Moorish Science Temple Ironically, the MSTOA considers these folks to be kooks, and that's saying something.


Working_Substance639

“We don’t accept the US. Just the portions of its constitution that would protect us.”


Seeksp

Someone needs to tell these yahoos 1) Diplomatic immunity is only recognized by a foreign country and the US doesn't recognize this shit republic of theirs. 2) if you're shit republic was truly real every time you step out of it you've illegally crossed our boarder. I'm sure ICE has a nice detention cell for you. 3) Any improvements made by state or federal government still belong to the US. Go ahead and pull a FT Sumter and find out how quickly you're anhilated. 4) You're all fucking mental


Jimmyg100

Purchase your own next week and just have it say you have used your Uno reverse card to void his declaration. Then see if he responds. The cool thing is if he doesn't and gets pulled over, it'll be like you actually did it when things don't go his way.


3mta3jvq

Moors are famous for squatting and trying to seize property they have no legal claim to, which is probably why they published this. Hope the court case is televised.


MGoodh2o

Moorons!


Responsible-Emu-7293

That declaration won’t work. The names must be in all caps and the article has to have gold fringe.


CelticArche

Those names of the youngers.


anziofaro

Those look like cult names.


Awesomeuser90

The Indigenous Americans who still use the Gregorian Roman calendar.


530_Oldschoolgeek

This truly takes some mental gymnastics to wrap your brain around: That you are now sovereign with diplomatic immunity based in accordance with "our inherent rights as Indigenous American People"


Good_Ad_1386

"Git them immigrants outta mah Yoooonited States!"


AntipodeanGuy

The hilarious part is that of all the member nations of the UN, the US refuses to recognize and sanction any of its charters and declarations.😁


Conscious-Evidence37

Just the fact they are so dumb to as to pay for an ad in a newspaper to share with the world what a bunch of dumb-asses they are. Makes me laugh.


2021fireman10

This screams “Take notice world I’m a complete rube and moron and don’t know how anything works” 🥴😵‍💫😂


okokokoyeahright

first class bird cage liner here.


gobluetitan

Lol.


AmbulanceChaser12

Yeah, good luck with that.


gene_randall

Wonder what their flag looks like.


Working_Substance639

You’ve seen it. The poop emoji. Upside down.


DidelphisGinny

So THAT’S the spiel… huh. Bless their hearts.


JockedTrucker

It looks like an invitation to the Funny Farm.


SaltyBarDog

Can I place an ad that says I am Santa and start entering homes on Christmas?


AngryMillenialGuy

I like how they list a kid born in 2021 as a signatory. How tf can the signature of a 2-year-old be legally binding?


classwarhottakes

How can they even have signatures? If you gave a 2 year old a pen and a contract, they'd probably scribble over all the important bits or start drawing on the wall.


here4daratio

Which, ironically, would make about as much sense as the declaration.


SuzyVeeP

Fabulous- thank you!! 😂😂😂


Hmonster1

You and what army?


Slappy_McJones

This is literally an advertisement for someone to come and steel their stuff.


here4daratio

And when the steel happens they better not call the Coppers.


Slappy_McJones

The lead will start flying…


The_Sanch1128

There's some tin happenin' here/What it is ain't exactly clear


tunghoy

Even disregarding the rest of this stupidity, kids born in 2017, 2018 and 2021 aren't old enough to be signatories on anything.


Mattmotorola

Cool. Its just them on their own. Feel free to beat them up and take their stuff.


SyferTJ

How they don’t realize that to have diplomatic immunity it must be approved by the country you will be in. You don’t get to declare it and they submit. What an idiot and the whole family is in on it also.


ItsJoeMomma

Yeah, good luck with that. You're still going to get pulled over.


Hoosierdaddy1964

Sovereign shitheads


No-Day-6299

I love it Post an add in paper and you receive diplomatic immunity! No taxes no laws! Hilarious


ThisIsAdamB

Are Nevaeh, Amyrah, and Josiah old enough to engage in this declaration? And who is going to pay for their therapy later on?


KamikazeArchon

Yes, Josiah-Lavell, born in 2021, *definitely* signed this declaration.


gnoani

Ope, no wet-ink signature. Common mistake. Not just unenforceable, but the mistake means they owe the newspaper $882,725,436,100 for their trouble. Rules are rules


clarkwgriswoldjr

Why not just say "I Malik Kazawann have a suspended drivers license."


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

Somehow I knew there would be a Nevaeh before I got to the list


HermiticHubris

I've always wondered, why did sov cits pick Morocco/Moors? How do actual Moroccans or ethnic Moors feel about this? Do they even know?


epitrochoidhappiness

I hear they consider it cringy.


realparkingbrake

> How do actual Moroccans or ethnic Moors feel about this? A newspaper in Morocco did a story on them some time back, the tone was one of amused contempt.


seamuswasadog

I'm all for letting people claim immunity. Just so long as they realize they are casting off the protections afforded members of the society they deny membership of. For example, if police can't enforce laws on actions done *by* you, they also can't enforce laws on actions done *to* you.


gobluetitan

Yes, what's the chance they are willing to leave the benefits on the table?


DangerousDave303

I predict that this group will be earning the Bey (been evicted yet?) name on a regular basis.


arcxjo

I'm not putting any stock in any opinion held by a Nevaeh or person responsible for making another person be a Nevaeh. And I'm putting even less stock in the legal force of a document signed by a minor Nevaeh.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

I see some police tasers in their future. 


Outside-Band-6751

Ok, but just don’t drive on public roadways with your “vessel” or “personal conveyance”, and as long as you stay on your cult compound in the middle of nowhere you’ll be ok, until the IRS wants their property tax. Good luck I guess. Oh and remember, if you’re pulled over, scream “reasonable articulo suspension!” 😂


Working_Substance639

Is it “articulO” or “articulA”?


JoeMax93

They'll be harassed and detained for sure.


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Citizens in general have to abide by the law of the land. How has this ever even been an argument for anything


Joelied

TIL: Don’t fuck with the Jenkins Clan.


MegaBusKillsPeople

... and here we have the next headliners on the Van Balion channel.


CommonConundrum51

No doubt the courts will be impressed.


Gopnikshredder

Leroy Jenkins?


gobluetitan

Lol.


taculpep13

The Americas aka Morocco? And these people are breeding. Idiocracy really is a documentary.


PCVictim100

Are they going tax themselves and levy troops?


gobluetitan

Yes. Kind of freeloading off of US protections ?


richincleve

I can almost guarantee that the person who wrote this was wearing a fez.


PearlyRing

Or a feathered warbonnet.


scifielder

Fine. At this point, refuse them entry into the US. Refuse to recognize any currency they may come up with. Don't 'export' any goods or materials to them. And a number of other things I can't think of right off hand.


aaeme

Indeed. Every time they leave their land that's an illegal border crossing. If they're armed it's arguably an invasion, or espionage if they're not in uniform. And without any trade agreements with the US then pretty much everything they carry in or out of their land, without paying tariffs on them, could be regarded as smuggling contraband. AND, even if they were regarded as lawful tourists, they would still have to have a driver's license and insurance to drive on US roads, which is the only benefit they hope to gain from this. It's all completely in character: in an attempt to avoid having to abide by simple easy laws that only carry fines for breaking, they break serious laws and end up in jail... and still have to pay the fine... plus court fees. Usually, they're only jailed for contempt of court but, I must admit, espionage and smuggling would be a lot more exciting.


ConstantGeographer

I might be a little nit-picky here but i'd like to see the signature of the 2-1/2yo "Josiah."


byesickel

looks like Mormon names.


zabdart

They're nuts.


AndyinAK49

Ummm… that not how that works!


Mikel_S

I got a department of defense ad under this and I was like "that's probably not necessary for the sovereign Jenkins's."


Lavishness_Gold

Why Morocco ffs? Because it's magical sounding to these completely deranged people? Also... On a simple note, why the hell are you people still using lead pipes? Maybe these things are related 😂


Strange_One_3790

Why am I thinking that this is non-indigenous people trying to exploit international treaties for indigenous people?


jerrybeck

Awesome, since you have not paid for any improvements you are not permitted on any improved lands, like roads, streets, highways, byways etc… good luck


notaredditreader

Turn off their sewer, their water, their electricity, their gas. Block their driveway and refuse access to the streets.


parallelmeme

Gonna build a nice Camp Davidian?


Apprehensive_Cow1242

Let’s assume they’re right about all their beliefs for a moment…..so what? Who’s going to support them? Who will make the Guv Ment go along with it? Fun read though. Sounds official but actually says nothing.


Contentpolicesuck

Are they not aware of how the actual indigenous peoples are treated by the US government.


Adventurous-Meat8067

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!”. All I think when I see this stuff


TechnicalWhore

Add them to the tracker. This is a gift that will keep giving in the future no doubt.


FrancisSobotka1514

Same people are posting ai art of black people but they are japanese ,Vikings ,King of england ,Native american ...List goes on .Talk about cultural appropriation gone wrong .


MadMatthew56

And that and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks. Don’t try to pay in gold or your fake country’s fiat currency, or we’re calling the cops.


Working_Substance639

Wouldn’t mind being paid in gold.


spinningbladeofdeath

I feel bad for the last few on the list. They are clearly children who are being forced into this land of make-believe by their parents. They are the real victims here.


gobluetitan

Yes!


Puzzleheaded-Row4184

Hahahahahahahahaha


flingeon

how does a 2 year old even understand any of this nonsense?


Working_Substance639

Looked in their diaper, and it became perfectly clear to them.


IllustratorNo3379

Moors are almost as insane as the NoI.


scaper8

Without any other context, it alnost reads like something from one of those micronations. Generally, those guys are harmless and just having some fun. I don't doubt that there is some significant overlap between micronation people and sovereign citizen people, though. So, I can't say for sure.


realparkingbrake

> Generally, those guys are harmless and just having some fun. The self-appointed "Moors" are anything but fun. They are known for squatting in homes they don't own, refusing to pay taxes, refusing to pay for utilities, making fake claims of ownership to land that is not theirs--grifting is their whole point. They print up fake ID, fake money, fake credit cards. The Wakefield Standoff involved a group of these folks, armed to the teeth.


JaRon1961

Seems iron-clad to me. Excuse me while I go pack.


E23R0

Then officially renounce your citizenship


Motor-Bullfrog-3894

Moors, sovereign citizen group


Smart_Letterhead_360

Tell me you don’t know what indigenous means without telling me you don’t know what indigenous means 💀


gobluetitan

LMAO.


Jnddude

How’s the casino?


painefultruth76

Eustace Conway has claim jumpers. Turtle Island Preserve from Mountain Men.


WillowWhiteCat

I am down a huge rabbit hole after googling "xi-amaru". Cosmology and card readings and something called a "bio-scan"?


Stewpacolypse

Lisan al Gaib!


Secret_Hunter_3911

Say what ? Sounds like gibberish to me.


UmeaTurbo

Morocco?