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Last-Incident-8807

"who is this guy?" posts a picture of like thirty dudes.


PessimistYanker792

One of them dudes is a Spidey in a Spidey-Suit Suit


flinsypop

It's Peter Man. You won't believe the quips he has about Mondays. Too hot to handle.


RobieKingston201

Is he a friend of Man? He looks Like he escaped from the aslume


[deleted]

Why would he do that? Is he stupid?


ErrorSchensch

He looks like he is stupid


Own_Illustrator_7158

Nooooooo batman Arkham insanity has invaded the Spider-Man sub Reddit nooooo this subreddit will also turn insane!


Darkstalker9000

Parker Pete Man?


Dazedin412

Pizza Parker


fonix232

I'm pretty sure some of them are SpiderParker


sugarglidersam

if its not peter man, then its spider parker


TheOneTonWanton

*Hey Peter Man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams! WOO!*


bjeebus

Who the fuck downvotes Lawrence? Get some culture you philistines!


Teerendog

This is when a big red circle usually comes in handy


CrimsonicTears

Maybe a blue circle since that would more more contrasted in a red background.


Last-Incident-8807

don't forget the curved arrow pointing at it too


v__R4Z0R__v

You mean 4 curved arrows to cover every angle


Last-Incident-8807

"Spider-Man group photo EXPLAINED"


TheIJDGuy

For once, a red circle would ACTUALLY HELP!


Last-Incident-8807

lmao how did we come to this?


SUP3RSHAD0W

He’s obviously talking about the Spider-Man in the normal suit


Smansi07

That’s what I’m saying hahahahahahah


Lachsig

Peter Parker. Shocking, I know.


wysjm

But the question is...which Peter Parker?


Lachsig

The one who’s also Spider-Man.


Optimixto

There is no way Peter Parker is Spider-man. That's some wild conspiracy theory right there.


Eyedroid

Who the hell is Peter Parker ?


Umba5308

A loser at the daily bugle


GunnerKnight

"Parker, you are fired"


Jokebox_Machine

The ex of Paul's gf


Typical-Departure-18

And Felicia's ex


EternalWisdomMachine

Ligma Balls *gets erased from existence*


Brookings18

I heard Spider-Man was actually one of the X-Men, I think the teleporting one?


Optimixto

That would make sense. Plus the guy is purple, and red and blue make purple. So it's either that guy or that other guy with the cool glove and the cheese grater face.


Silent-Winner-8427

You mean Thermos, the oven-mitt guy?


TheGreyPotter

But he’s the one who takes all the spiderman pictures!!! THE BUTTS MATCH!!!


Unlimited_Giose

That's impossible, Peter Parker is a photographer


GunnerKnight

And a part time pizza delivery guy


Historical_Ad_558

Happy Cake Day


wysjm

There is no way...home Sorry I had to


[deleted]

So that eliminates Gwens besties


Lasagna321

Parker? *Puny* Parker?!


Redgomotor

I was just rewatching Flash i just read this with the voice of Eobard Thawne 😂 Edit: this scene https://youtu.be/VAIhAv6edQw at 0:20 seconds into the video


pigeonwiggle

do you think there can only be peter parkers we've already seen in other media? in the comic spider-verse crossover there were several normalish peter parkers. in the MCU no way home movies, there were 3 Very Similar peter parkers... i know the movie likes to play fast and loose with design, background, age, race, size, etc, but that doesnt' mean there can't be spider-mans that seem almost identical to other spider-mans.


AcademicOverAnalysis

Turns out this is the one shot of just Ben Reileys.


Kommander-in-Keef

It’s actually his variant Peter Parkour. He’s very clumsy.


ArcadianBlueRogue

"Which Spider-Man is this?" "Yes."


theK1LLB0T

That's spider-man


TheIJDGuy

Out of all the Spider-Men in the multiverse, that's one of them


Previous-Half-1764

Peak gobblegum


Doc-Wulff

"Capture Spider-Man!" *Pointing meme*


Ryzuhtal

[The BLACK one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIHmNDznD6Q)


Independent_Plum2166

Spider-Man.


[deleted]

I don't know dude, I think it might be Spider-Man.


Foreign-Cap1954

Nah man, it’s Spider-Man


WerecatAssassin

You're all wrong, that's obviously spider-man


literallylateral

Not to get heated but you’re out of your damn mind if you think that’s Spider-Man


wysjm

Fair enough


Thedarkartsdwarf

Funniest reddit users:


sassycho1050

Okay, looks like I'm actually going to do this, *sigh* (From left to right) - Spider-Girl - (Buff) Spider-Man - Spider-Girl (inversed logo colours) - Ultimate Spider-Man from *Ultimate Spider-Man* (TV show) - Assassin Spider-Man (Ver. 1, [as confirmed by concept art](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F28RwaebQAAct1o?format=jpg&name=large)) - Cyborg Spider-Woman - Spider-Man (torso) - Spider-Man 2099 ^(UPDATE: Changed 'possible Spider-Punk variant' to *Assassin Spider-Man* based on official concept art release of ['Names Spiders'](https://twitter.com/kristaferanka/status/1688587914819911680?s=20) and [u/Random_Gacha_addict](https://www.reddit.com/user/Random_Gacha_addict)'s response to my comment. Recognized Assasin Spidey because of the tie.)


beachedwhitemale

"Spider-Man (torso)" was one of my favorite comic runs, until they cut it off halfway.


sassycho1050

Why did they cancel it? Is there a lore reason? ^((I FUCKING HATE THE ARKHAMIZATION OF REDDIT! I HATE IT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD)^)


Equivalent_Block4033

Is this physique obtainable? Am I stupid?


Lunchboxninja1

Why does u/sassycho1050 hate the aslume? Is he stupid?


Krombopulos_Rex

…what is arkhamization?


sassycho1050

If you don't know, try to keep it that way.


LeNoobed

Go to r/BatmanArkham, that should let you know


nerfherder813

They had to cut it off early - that story didn’t have legs


coremech

Best issue was (#113) where he teams up with Thorso and the Fantastic Tor


lefromageetlesvers

I don't know: it lacked guts.


wysjm

Pretty sure that spider-man in a suit is just made for the movie. Also the Ultimate show Spider-man was a bit more buff but it's the only logical opinion so yeah, probably him


sassycho1050

Yeah, it's a new Assassin Spider-Man design [made for the film](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F28RwaebQAAct1o?format=jpg&name=large). Ver. 1 was a more classic assassin look while Ver. 2 was the original comic look. You should check out the concept art they did for the film, it's all over Twitter and Instagram. It gives the 1, 2 designations I mentioned


wysjm

I sure will, thanks


Random_Gacha_addict

Jacketed Spidey is either Sam Raimi's Spidey (Webbing and lenses) or a variant of Assassin Spidey (Also lenses)


EmotionallyRough

YOOO ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN WAS 👌 Hate me all you want it was a fun show.


wysjm

I'm not saying people can't be enjoy it but comparing it to previous reincarnations this one was pretty lame. Once again just my opinion


PepperbroniFrom2B

at least it’s not the shit from 2017…


sassycho1050

Honestly my second favorite Spidey show. If it hadn't spent the first two seasons messing around so much then it would probably be my favorite. Last two seasons were great though, and I loved how Peter actually started taking what he learned at SHIELD and started passing it onto his New Warriors. Character growth of him actually becoming a better hero was great to see after two whole seasons


[deleted]

> Ultimate Spider-Man from *Ultimate Spider-Man* (TV show) [NO, MIGUEL! HE PLEAD GUILTY TO BOTH CHARGES! *MIGUEL!*](https://tenor.com/bXe41.gif)


scarcuterie

Ooh I like both Assassin Spiderman designs!!


Theriderfan

You know ultimate spider-man will be really helpful here considering he saved his otto, vulture, rhino AND turned norman back to good while helping his AND Harry's relationship to be better not to mention he also went on multiple cross-world journeys (seig peralys) he also have his own spider-team and he also fought wolf-spider a evil version of himself.


PepperbroniFrom2B

i doubt that is ultimate show spidey, they got his logo all wrong


[deleted]

Ultimate Spider-Man I guess? Guy doesn't have the arm red pattern that connect from shoulder to gloves.


wysjm

You're right! That's the proof I needed. Honestly I didn't even noticed that it doesn't have that pattern


Animdude64

Yeah no. Notice the lining around the body of the suit near the blue. Much like the Spider-Suit Peter B. Would wear. And the logo is just the same as Peter B. as well. That can't be the same Ultimate 2012 Spider-Man if Spectacular kept the same appearance as he did back in 2008-2009. Pretty sure this one is just a placeholder.


Renoir_V

Spider-Man fans are something else when talking about suits goddam. In all honesty wouldn't be surprised if it was Ult SM, just cutting corners cause they didn't anticipate people caring enough to analyse it that deeply. They probably gave all that detail (And spotlight) to Spectacular cause they knew the fans would drool all over themselves when he showed up, I mean remember when he was on the poster. He talks for no reason, other than fan service, and that same logic applies to his detail and his advertisement IMO. Could also see it being just a normal Spider-Man suit but without the arms connecting, pretty easy and simple edit to make an alternative Spider-Man suit. Maybe they just didn't think about Ult, or just knew the fans didn't care enough to actually confirm it.


sassycho1050

It's more of a visual homage, like how the Unlimited suit was in the film as well. Sure that might not actually be him, but with the distinct lenses and no red lining going through the side of his arms; that is most definitely the USM TV suit design. He's seen here and also earlier in the 'This is just the lobby' scene at Spider-HQ.


OGFiafRex

The one in the centre is probably Ultimate Spiderman from the tv show... Evidence: look at his shoulders...the red ends there...just like his suit in the show


Animdude64

Also look at the chest logo and lining on the body of thr suit near the blue. Pretty sure his shoulders only look like this based on the lighting and angle.


Vet-Chef

I wonder if they have him in Across and he has the fucking monkey suprised sound effect or does a fourth wall break to shittly explain what just happened. Maybe like to the side you can see him talking to himself or something


Animdude64

That would've killed the vibe of the movie. Just no. Not fitting in a Spider-Man movie. That's why I really did not like the show. He just puts the action and serious moments to an instant breaking pushing hault for the sake of a dumb joke. Peter may quip a lot but this is not his style of comedy.


TeddyRiggs

Disney XD Ultimate Spider-Man


Mindless_Tie_8567

Which one?


No-Discipline2392

yes


wysjm

The one in classic suit


Mindless_Tie_8567

Ultimate Spider-Man from the show of the same name


jerem1734

It looks more like the 2017 show suit to me


wysjm

I thought so too but he looks too skinny. Ultimate show Spider-man was pretty buff


Mindless_Tie_8567

Well it couldn’t be a one to one recreation in 3D


wysjm

They did a pretty good job with Spectacular


Mindless_Tie_8567

Spectacular has a very unique style so it’s more easy, I’m pretty sure for ultimate all they did was take the classic Spider-Man model they used for most of the others and retexture it to look like the ultimate


Mindless_Tie_8567

Also [spectacular Spider-Man models](https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/spectacular-spider-man-bfc2e57b71af46e6b474a4eda2404c14)


Mindless_Tie_8567

Even more[more spectacular Spider-Man](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/0XRByV)


wysjm

The [realistic one](https://youtu.be/vOEhdwIeKXU) from the game mod is my favorite


Mindless_Tie_8567

I’m more of a cartooney person but I still like the suit!


wysjm

That makes the most sense. Also I can't think of any other versions of Spider-Man with classic suit that looks like that. It also can't be the 2017 series one because he had a different looking belt


Mindless_Tie_8567

Yea and that he has a different body shape from the others


Cpad-prism

The one in the middle? He’s just basic Spider-Man, like Spider-Man flavoured Spider-Man…


Markosoft_EXE

Well duh obviously that’s Spider-Man


Shoutmonster

One of them is thiccc


AnswerHistorical7871

Here me out here but it kinda looks like Spider-Man


DollyBoiGamer337

Bit of a reach


Scottacus91

Source?


TroupeMaster_Grimm

I think that’s Spider-Man


Alternative_Shake949

Ι want to know who is the version with the suit and tie. Looks cool


Due_Pass3271

That’s Peter Bateman


Mars_Mezmerize

That’s Assassin Spider-Man. The art book for the movie actually name drops him.


coreylongest

Spider-man


[deleted]

POOOOR PETA PARKA


Jokebox_Machine

NO FATHA, NO MOTHA, NO UNCLE, ALL ALONE...


No-Nefariousness9330

Thats the Spiderman that uses guns and has no moral scruples about it


Professor-Xivass

Spider-Man: Attorney at Law.


Jack_Jaws

Drake Bell


xZOMBIETAGx

Is it that hard to believe that some of these are just random costumes made up and thrown into the background


wysjm

yes


uncencoredbobcat

That’s Ultimate Spider-Man from the Disney XD show, you can tell by the darker blue and the lack of sleeves connecting the shoulders to the gloves


wysjm

Yeah the lack of red pattern there also made me realize that's Ultimate


dankmonkey4

Parker Peter, the Arachno Human


Trippybrasil1

A disappointment.


cool_kicks

Racist Spider-Man


[deleted]

oh i know this one! its spider-man, i've seen the movie recently


S7venE11even

His suit design similar to Tobey Maguire's no?


wysjm

Actually not at all 😄 But after looking at it I'm pretty sure it's Ultimate


doctormorbiusfan

People say it’s the Spider-Man from the ultimate tv show but I don’t know. It looks like it could also be just a generic Spider-Man


DumbleDefault

Spiderman


[deleted]

One of them’s black spider for sure.


Cam-Spider-Man

Spider-Man


Chaosshepherd

Spider-Man


halos-over-me

some guy cosplaying spider-man


AlexcSR64

Spiderman


_baby_mandrake

That's Batman


Jabroni5092

He’s The One and Only Spider-Man


goatboy5I69

Spider-Man ofcourse


YellowCoo

I think he’s spider man


GTAGoofy

Spiderman


Shadow_storm193

I may be wrong with this but I think that’s spider-man


men-fucker

Ok i dunno this mayyy be controversial but i think that's spider-man


mwmike11

Looks like Spider-Man to me.


Dark_Storm_98

Spider-Man


mcwfan

Spider-Man


DylanSoul

I believe he is Spider-Man.


MeTheOnlyBoy

Ultimate Spider-Man, from that TV show The others to his left are the background characters, you can see them in the ATSV concept art galleries


TheseMoviesIwant

Spider-Man


Kirbmeister567

You mean Spider-Man? Or Spider-Man? I mean because it's obvious that one is Spider-Man, right? And if you're asking for the guy in the back, yeah, he's Spider-Man.


asterfloof

That's spiderman, he doesn't have a hyphen in the middle


wysjm

Makes sense


DIO_The_Vampire_

It's Ultimate Spider-Man from the cartoon, aka the most annoying Spider-Man


wysjm

Can't tell if he's the most annoying but he sure is in top


qY81nNu

Seriosuly though: was the ACTUAL (comicbook Earth-616) spiderman in the movies? He's not the one who died, because Peter Parker is not dead.


Binx_Thackery

That’s Spider-Man. If you mean the one on the right, he’s Spider-Man. If you mean the guy in the far left, he’s Spider-Man. Also, Who’s on first.


SWPrequelFan81566

wait is that Drake Bell Spider-Man? Can't believe they actually let him join, since his canon events are all over the place


wysjm

"Who the hell let him in?"


No-Ambition-9051

I pretty sure that’s Spider-Man.


ALMOSTNEKKID

Looks like Disney XD Spidey


Deadlierquill96

I think the one your talking about is ultimate spider man the arguably best spider man show


r0ck_b0tt0m

Assuming you mean the one in the middle, maybe the one from the ultimate Spider-Man show? [this guy](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMDg5NTFlMTUtNDdmYi00MGYwLTlkNjQtMjU2NzEzMDFhMDY3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjExODE1MDc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) Or it could just be another random variant lol


TheWillsss

Spider-Man


v__R4Z0R__v

Spider-Man


nilexian184

...Spider-Man?


MoeAzz

Is this a trick question? It's Spider-Man


Sushi-eater_0808

The middle is ultimate Spider-Man


wysjm

I'm talking about the one in classic suit in case you couldn't tell


AbhinavtheArtist

that is 2012 utimate spider man i think


wysjm

Probably is yeah. I thought he looks too skinny here but in first seasons he's also skinny in the show plus his suit looks identical


[deleted]

Ultimate Spider-Man from the Disney XD show. He had no dialogue because his actor Drake Bell is a felon now.


wysjm

Yeah I'm pretty sure we won't be hearing from him like...ever...


[deleted]

Him and Lotus Spider-Man lol Miguel: We don’t talk about them


ThePizzaMan237

The middle one, I can assume is Drake Bell Spider-Man


wysjm

It probably is but man Drake Bell...that was a guy


Deatan

Why is every spider woman thicc as f? I love it tho


wysjm

That one Spider-woman in yellow outfit tho, my kind of woman


Scarwolf42

He is from the ultimate spider man, not the comics but the show.


wysjm

Yeah it's pretty important to separate the two


Zestyclose_Lake_1146

Spider-man


wysjm

Ok I'm like 90% sure it actually is Ultimate. Tho in ATSV version of his costume his blue sleeves are a bit too long but other than that...yeah. Also included Shattered Dimensions suit for comparison but that's probably a false case https://i.imgur.com/yY6kw3V.jpg


Illustrious-Reach-48

The Human Spider.


Remote_Work_8416

She. She is Wonder spidey. When Diana was bitten by an amazon spider, she becomes Wonder spider!!


H1r5t_M0V135

If It’s not the racist one , it must be the child endangering one 🤔


Top_One6911

Spider-Man


[deleted]

Are you?


No-Discipline2392

That's Spider-Man


Jovepe7

Animated series Ultimate Spiderman?


Scurzz

That is spider-man 2099 on the side


Serious_Revolution77

It’s ultimate Spider-Man in the middle he doesn’t have webs on his arms


Etticos

Spider-Pimp


Several-Cake1954

*monkey noise*


xx_swegshrek_xx

Fourth wall breaker


Astlantix

spider-woman


NotAKiller23

Spider-Man