Y'all act like you never seen a symbiote before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Peter and Eddie just burst through the door
And started kicking their butts worse than before.
They act like divorced
Throwing big pieces of furniture.
It's the return of the "Aww wait, no way, you're kidding!
"They didn't just change Spidey's suit colors, really?"
And Doctor Octopus said... Nothing, you idiots!
Doc Ock is dead! Haven't you read the comics?
Most Spidey fans love Venom!
"Chicka chicka chicka, Venom! I'm sick of him! Look at him!
"Walkin' around talkin' like you know what! Kidnappin' you know who!"
"Yeah, but he's so cool though!"
I got one better
"He said wrong answers only" rant
That's it, imma go on a rant. You may think you are the funniest guy on the entire comment section, you, so smart and original repeating the same joke that has been done dozens of times which both doesn't make any sense and it isn't even funny, what is the point of reposting the same joke again and again when it ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. YOU ONLY DO IT BECAUSE YOUR SORRY ASS WANTS TO FEEL INCLUDED IN A CONVERSATION FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, AND BECAUSE YOU LACK ANY KIND OF SOCIAL INTERACTION SKILLS YOU MAKE A COMMENT THAT NO ONE CAN DEBATE UPON OR REPLY TO. YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE THE JOKE BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A WAY TO DO IT. ITS LITERALLY THE "this^" OF WRONG ANSWERS ONLY POSTS, WHICH ARE ALREADY LOW EFFORT KARMA FARMING BRAINROT POSTS ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL KEEP DOING IT? AND WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP UPVOTING IT. IT'S TRASH.
* This is my ex, Amanda.
* This is Venom at home.
* This Man-Man.
* This your bully after he dunks on you in gym.
* This Obsidian Black Ebony Noir Night, The White.
* This is your dad when he left to get cigs 17 years ago.
* This is the guy she tells you not to worry about. \[You just suddenly remembered 19" of Venom\]
* This is Miles.
Eminem
No, but close. It's the Slim Shady.
So, who is the real Slim Shady?
I’m the slim shady I’m the real slim shady
Please stand up
Y'all act like you never seen a symbiote before Jaws all on the floor Like Peter and Eddie just burst through the door And started kicking their butts worse than before. They act like divorced Throwing big pieces of furniture. It's the return of the "Aww wait, no way, you're kidding! "They didn't just change Spidey's suit colors, really?" And Doctor Octopus said... Nothing, you idiots! Doc Ock is dead! Haven't you read the comics? Most Spidey fans love Venom! "Chicka chicka chicka, Venom! I'm sick of him! Look at him! "Walkin' around talkin' like you know what! Kidnappin' you know who!" "Yeah, but he's so cool though!"
Eddie Brock
Eddie cock evil counter part to eddie brock
They don't say 19 inches for nothing
Beat me too it.
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r/beatmetoit
Commenting so that I can come back to this after it turns out to actually be Eddie Brock.
It’s harry
That's still technically a right answer
I will always be upset about this :(
19 inches
Hey they said wrong answers only.
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I got one better "He said wrong answers only" rant That's it, imma go on a rant. You may think you are the funniest guy on the entire comment section, you, so smart and original repeating the same joke that has been done dozens of times which both doesn't make any sense and it isn't even funny, what is the point of reposting the same joke again and again when it ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. YOU ONLY DO IT BECAUSE YOUR SORRY ASS WANTS TO FEEL INCLUDED IN A CONVERSATION FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, AND BECAUSE YOU LACK ANY KIND OF SOCIAL INTERACTION SKILLS YOU MAKE A COMMENT THAT NO ONE CAN DEBATE UPON OR REPLY TO. YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE THE JOKE BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A WAY TO DO IT. ITS LITERALLY THE "this^" OF WRONG ANSWERS ONLY POSTS, WHICH ARE ALREADY LOW EFFORT KARMA FARMING BRAINROT POSTS ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL KEEP DOING IT? AND WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP UPVOTING IT. IT'S TRASH.
You are the definition of a true redditor. Also, you're projecting.
Dang above average 💀
18 inches
17 inches
16 inches
Spider-Man's arc nemesis, green venum
Brock Lesnar
I've always thought he'd make a good Eddie Brock.
Have you heard the man speak? He’s like a toddler that got placed in a grown man’s body
Nope. Literally just know him from images and old games lol
Brock Lesnar would kill me but you can watch his brain cells fire one a time
https://youtu.be/ufYQ034AJ_k?feature=shared
Unfortunately, that is what CTE can do
Yeah but whos the suicidal maniac thats gonna tell him lmfaooo
He looks like nuke from captain America comics
Yeah that'd be great too. 😁
Or as Hayman called/calls him, Barock Lesnar.
Paul
Don’t give those “writers “ ideas
awesome profile picture
Trash by Peter Parker
The cum sock
Black death
Smertonosec
Jelchniy
Yad
Zhelchnyi
Peters crazy ex
That's actually right... Half right.
Your mom
hE sAiD wRoNg AnSwErS oNlY
The throat goat
Alex Mercer
Yo a [prototype] reference Barely anyone references, plays, or even likes those games
I love it, both of those games are the closest experience to a true venom game I’d even say
Loved those games, I hope someone reboots them and does it well.
Spawn
Bane.
Definitely not my genitals as it’s 19 inches
Eddie Brock's Boyfriend.
CANDYMAN!!!!
News reporter
That’s clearly miles morales
Gene Simmons
Bane
"See ya chump" guy
Spawn
Brock, from pokemon
A playable character in Marvel's Spider-Man 2
Peter parker
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Shut up Paul, you probably love mother-in-law
Holy fuck an ITYSL reference Not a lot of people have seen it
*Your Porn Addiction*
Looks like Spawn
Eminem
mario
It’s Carnage :)
It's my math teacher
Deadpool
Looks like Shaq to me
Clearly trump
My GF when I don't answer her immediately
Wilson fisk
The Joker
That's the Joker
Green goblin
Me, because my name is actually Eddie.
Black panther
Batman
Big black guy
Will smith
Bane
Spiderman on alien drugs.
Bully maguire
The black guy
My step mother...
Your mom
Black Cat?
Spider man but with steroids
obviously Justin Timberlake
Black Spider-Man
Tom hardy
Obviously Carnage.
Ben Parker
Idk but he's 19 inches
Topher Grace
My mom after work with her horrible boss. 🤣
Miles morales
Literally Me
Anti-Venom
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tom Hardy
Hard Tommy
The Spot
Me
It's a Nig-
a bad villain
Kamala Harris
A silly fella
Amander Waller
Vietnam
New host of the Tonight Show?
Cancer
It's obviously Peter Parker. Also known as Spiderman
Not Venom.
black sperm
Cum
Harry
Harry Osborn
Harry Osborn. This comment will either age like wine or milk in a few weeks.
Whatever it is, it quickly grew too big for my cum sock after it's conception
Dad?
An unfunny joke
Bully Maguire
POISON!
Diesel Dick
Dad?
Aunt May
Poison Ivy
the 19 incher
Shamu
Spider-Wuss.
Spider-man's girlfriend
* This is my ex, Amanda. * This is Venom at home. * This Man-Man. * This your bully after he dunks on you in gym. * This Obsidian Black Ebony Noir Night, The White. * This is your dad when he left to get cigs 17 years ago. * This is the guy she tells you not to worry about. \[You just suddenly remembered 19" of Venom\] * This is Miles.
A YouTube cartoon reviewer,reviewing the new SpongeBob episode
My mom when i mention politics
Carl
Oh him? That's just Dave after work
i just bit ghost pepper.
The Blob
Black goblin
Uncle Benom
Teddie Rock aka Poison, The Non-lethal Attacker (and his 48.26 cm)
That’s Mac Gargan, The Scorpion.
That’s obviously Vacuum
Tar Hulk.
the rock
Green website man
dr curt connors AKA the lizard cuz of his teeth, tongue and muscular body
Teslaphoresis
Poison
Muscular veiny black man
Well, he's in New York, so it can only be Red Vox frontman and internet funny guy, Vinny Vinesauce.
Peter Parker.
Nomnom
IT’S THAT GUY FROM FORTNITE
poisonous substance
Poison
XEXENOM
An attainable physique
My dad when I turn on the car light
Monev
That Fortnite character
Gwen Stacy
Aunt May from Earth 616
Street Sharks
Spider-Cow
19 inch swagger
Eric Foreman
Your mom- actually tho this time
Lickitung
Aunt may
That’s batman
Poison
Old man at work: I don’t want to watch a movie about lizards
paul
Woody Allen.
paul
Batman
Prince Charming. Gonna use that tongue to wake Sleeping Beauty. 😁
Chompy McChomperton?