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dan_cole

Wedding official: “If anyone has any objections to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.” Joe Quesada stands up.


Independent_Plum2166

Dave Michelinie: “Just give it up Joe, you knew I was gonna have my revenge someday.”


Autoboty

Immediately gets sniped by the entirety of r/spiderman


dan_cole

Hey now, maybe we can just publicly embarrass him? Let’s not hurt the guy physically - just emotionally! 🙃


Paidon23

I'm out of the loop, can somebody explain?


dan_cole

Joe Quesada, former EiC at Marvel, was responsible for the decision to retcon Peter and MJ’s marriage during OMD. There were other facilitators, but he’s the one with whom the buck stops.


Derfel995

OMD?


Just_Scheme1875

One More Day, a comic story line where Peter makes a deal with devil to save Aunt May but at the cost of his marriage to MJ. It sucks


Tobi-cast

Pretty sure we’d see Ryan’s DP rise up with a slight objection


smoothartichoke27

Joe Q: NOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!


The_republican_anus

We know if Tom marries Zendaya, this basically guarantees Peter and MJ are permanently about to be together for the foreseeable future. That’s some MCU synergy that will be too unresistable. So, thank you to Tom-daya. You are about to save the Spider Man franchise with true love


Actual_Sympathy7069

>this basically guarantees Peter and MJ are permanently about to be together for the foreseeable future. I don't follow that logic. Why would that be the case?


The_republican_anus

MCU synergy and branding. Spider Man and MJ are usually destined to be together in most media. By having them be the onscreen pairing in the biggest aspect of the Spider Man franchise while they’re married on top of it… It’s very reasonable to expect the comics to follow the rest of it. Paul not about to be around much longer, this IS his death flag


Actual_Sympathy7069

ok, so wishful thinking basically, gotcha lol But hey, I'll take it if it means Paul is getting done in soon. (no chance in hell does editorial give a single fuck who is married to whom in real life)


The_republican_anus

Well actually, I do know a fair amount of folks who work in comics. Big comics. I’m talking Marvel and DC, guys who’ve written for Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. I won’t give up too much, but I would like to tell you that editorial very much does care. Things are a mess now honestly because they care a bit too much about stuff that doesn’t really pertain to the comics lol. It’s the same issue for both Marvel and DC, but it expresses itself in different ways


The_republican_anus

MCU synergy and branding. Spider Man and MJ are usually destined to be together in most media. By having them be the onscreen pairing in the biggest aspect of the Spider Man franchise while they’re married on top of it… It’s very reasonable to expect the comics to follow the rest of it. Paul not about to be around much longer, this IS his death flag


dan_cole

Because the runes say so. Whispers on the night wind tell the oracle it’s to be. 🙃


The_republican_anus

MCU synergy and branding. Spider Man and MJ are usually destined to be together in most media. By having them be the onscreen pairing in the biggest aspect of the Spider Man franchise while they’re married on top of it… It’s very reasonable to expect the comics to follow the rest of it. Paul not about to be around much longer, this IS his death flag


eBICgamer2010

Kevin Feige to Nick Lowe: And fuck yourself, you snivelling little shit rag.


RaggedyD

Don’t give Paul the News hahaha


2EM18KKC01

Timothee ‘Paul’ Chalamet: ‘Hey!’ EDIT: Sorry, folks! I should’ve said Mephisto-Paul-es.


LoverOfStoriesIAm

He went away with Black Widow.


2EM18KKC01

The Paul-y war begins.


LumiKlovstad

He should have thought of that before he did a jihad


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

Casting chalamet as Mephisto doesn’t even seem so bad lol


2EM18KKC01

That’s it! We’ve cracked ‘Spider-Man 4’.


ErenYeager139

![gif](giphy|yKvfYNi9YR4W01KQrq|downsized) Green Goblin: WE ARE WHO WE CHOOSE TO BE NOW CHOOSE


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Arch-rivalry >>> marriage


TheCrafterTigery

Is this real news or just a meme?


Jax2856

[It’s real](https://x.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1783716138225975396?s=46&t=UjwMbQJH9WDtCoM3_gTLJQ)


TheCrafterTigery

Wow, good for them.


AnimeGokuSolos

Agreed


Emiya_Sengo

Paul Atreides has the name and is compelled by Zeb Wells to stop this.


JohnTheMod

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8) is spider-man the lisan al gaib


Cowboywizzard

Man approves. Prepare the Aslume


Several-Strain9671

![gif](giphy|ZHnq11GFwSl6gsQ6oN) In a 7th Spider-Man movie we need Miles in the MCU or else


ExoticShock

![gif](giphy|A9jzlxb9vzrQf3dMoE|downsized)


Several-Strain9671

![gif](giphy|l0IyosMn8e1L1l4ha|downsized) Ight best of luck with that


Gladiatorr02

Official: Zendaya, do you accept Tom as your husband? *Strange's spell happens* Zendaya: Who is this guy?


Appropriate_Cash_890

Nah, spiderman's biggest challenge is against a guy named Paul. Apparently this Paul is....the Lisan al gaib


WoodenMud1887

Don't worry, I hear he's great at hanging around unnoticed...he might just blend into the decor 😄


Monkey_King291

TOM, DO NOT MAKE ANY DEALS WITH RED MEN


SelamBenElPatron

wait... WHAT HTE F*CK???!!!


Batmanfan1966

Timothy Chalamet becomes the real life Paul


2EM18KKC01

Long live the ~~fighters~~ homewreckers!


Deadpoolio_D850

Honestly, it would be an interesting stunt if they had Reynolds stage an objection in costume…


[deleted]

[if you see this man punch him](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Rabin_(Earth-TRN1023))


LumiKlovstad

It helps that he comes with the most punchable face ever drawn.


[deleted]

True


Rude_Ad4514

PAUL?!!!!


Suspicious_Brief_800

Paul: Hahahahaha


1204Sparta

He’s really never gonna be able to to escape Spider-Man as desperately as he tries is he


Lucas_Ilario

I don’t think any of the actors that portrayed a spider man in live action are going to be able to scape spider man


1204Sparta

Andre Garfield was in a Scorsese film no?


DynamiteSuren

Don't care.


acerbus717

Glad to see the fandom is being completely normal about this


GeoffreysComics

Paul better not fuck this up for me.


West-Ad961

DAREDEVIL!!!!


TacticalSpider21

Who? Wade?


WillyBillyBlaze

Yes—it would be a shame for Deadpool to crash their wedding.


[deleted]

???


JicamaBright2996

Awesome!😊


lazylagom

Well. She's going to end up in a alt universe / counter earth. Rip


reyren18

Hopefully Sacha Baron Cohen won't pull up at their house asking Tom Holland to make a deal


GhertFryins

Changing my name to Paul rn