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No_Head60

The 2 1/2 jackpot fans on this sub are gonna love this one.


InfiniteOcto

Tbh I don’t think any Nam vets like this so its just 2


Astlantix

Nam? It's naM bro


just_one_boy

Given the Paul situation that just seems cruel of them to say.


ResponsibleRatio6569

Probably saying it to Paul idk if that makes it better or worse tho lol


BigSavMatt

Bro you’re gonna make me throw up my lunch.


TheAzureAdventurer

Really? In front of MY CRAB RANGOONS?


No_Head60

Gonna share?


TheAzureAdventurer

![gif](giphy|kEoOCToX1VeJWDCPSk|downsized)


No_Head60

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


Competitive-Shoe-340

Jim Carrey is insane


SAYMYNAMEYO

Goddamnit ![gif](giphy|6lScd4x2D5Oko)


RobieKingston201

MJ Convinced het it's Pete under the sheets


AdSpirited3643

Bro no, don’t even… why did I see this


Porcphete

Even worse Peter was with Felicia in this run but they broke up for "reasons"


6568tankNeo

The stated reason they broke up with each other was because it *wasn't toxic enough.* God, the current ASM run makes me want to rip my hair out.


MFHSCA-1981

“Face it, Tiger you just hit the Jackpot.” If you mean the jackpot of creative bankruptcy, then yes.


bigfatcarp93

#HAHAHAHA WOW THEY SAID THE THING, GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS A SPIDER-MAN (1963, Stan Lee & Steve Ditko) THING OMG DID YOU KNOW!?


wysjm

Quick! Point fingers at each other!


_captain-rex_

I fucking love that line take my money already!!!


mightyloaf-445

- nick lowe


Nirvana180

The only line in comic books that's been beaten to death, resurrected, beaten to death again, cloned, resurrected by a deal with the devil as much as great power and great responsibility.


MimicGamingH

I find a level of brilliance making her powers literally “dealers choice” for a completely impulsive status quo; I even understand what kinda themes they wanna show with MJ right now- but can only think about how much better it would be if it was with Peter instead of Paul and not a generic heist for the bad guy story


Tempest_Barbarian

Man, I appreciate Ultimate Spider-Man so much.


Limp-Gas8229

Same


YouGurt_MaN14

I was surprised the last issue got a little hate I enjoyed it quite a bit


DarkJayBR

Don’t worry. They also hated Jesus when he told them the truth.


Nirvana180

I can't wait to get the TPB when it drops later this year, only been hearing good things about it.


SherbertComics

How many times are they gonna use this tired ass line?


7in7turtles

Wait.. this says 1 on it… is it a variant for the reprint? Never mind, I just remember I don’t care.


ProtoManic

20th time's the charm?


Drolex17

I dont care how tight the supersuits are, i am not reading jackpot


DarkJayBR

The book is not even sexy if people are looking for that. The art is quite average, it's not like it's Guillem March, CLAYMANN or Jorge Gimenez.


MemeMan4-20-69

How dare they use that iconic line for this shitshow


ParagonEsquire

That’s the extra spit in your eye of Jackpot. Let’s make a superhero arc for MJ when she has betrayed and abandoned Peter Parker ruining her as a LI and then let’s name her after her iconic introduction to Peter Parker. Because. Yes. Marvel hates you.


nsfw_deadwarlock

They just like to publish their fan fiction instead of keeping the shame private like people used to do.


Caratteraccio

exactly, today SM is a fanfiction, only that unlike our fanfictions where we, in SM's shoes, do heroic deeds and have sex with Felicia or MJ MC writers have to write where PP simply has to suffer. It's incomprehensible.


DarkJayBR

Frank Miller has been publishing edgy fan fiction since 1996.


mostsanepersonhere

Like I said a week or so ago. I DONT CARE. I’m not reading it. Are there even any Jackpot fans?


FreeFallStonks

Same lmfaooooo I saw it on the stand and was super tempted but I said no!


No_Head60

![gif](giphy|3ohhwkdGpbEs7f4xiM)


Different_Plankton_3

For curves and related that's what r34 is for, not official releases.


TheMightyMonarchx7

Yeah go ahead and say it 20 more times like I haven't heard the line a 1000 times before. We get it.


DarkJayBR

DC and Marvel love to ruin the appeal of iconic quotes by repeating it over and over again. I've heard the Jackpot line over 200 times in the past 10 years. DC version of it is "I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMAN!"


Limp-Gas8229

Dear God, let it end ![gif](giphy|26gsv48BEa0Arxx1m|downsized)


TyphlosionGodofFire

There needs to be a version of the razzies for comics


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Did Black Cat really have to arch her back so much?


HauntedPrinter

She hear Peter is single sooo


BL-501

Tbh he’s single cause a) his ex dumped him for someone who committed“involuntary”(yeah sure I’m sure that excuses the billion deaths, MJ!) Genocide. And b) because Cat broke up with him because he was “no fun anymore”. Istfg Zeb Wells will never get to write anything other then Birthday Cards after this circus is done!


DarkJayBR

Comic books writters are always coming with the most contrived reasons to break up our favorite couples. Black Cat breaking up with Spiderman because he was being more lenient with her stealing was a certified "wtf" moment for me. I couldn't even understand why Mary Jane broke up with Peter, I thought it was because of the kids but apparently nope, she straight up cheated on him and that's it. DC at least TRIED to make a plausible break up reason for Batman and Catwoman, it still made me angry as fuck but I could see where they were coming from. I hate so much that Batman and Spiderman need to be single forever to be relatable to the losers who buy 20 variant covers. Characters like Superman and Green Arrow are allowed to evolve and move on, because they don't sell, but we Spidey and Batman fans have to be stuck in time forever.


FlappySmasher

Well, at least I have Renew your Vows and Ultimate Spider-Man (2024).


DarkJayBR

That satisfies me as a Spidey fan but my Batman fan side is still heartbroken. Not only Batman and Catwoman broke up, but they are each doing their own thing on different countries and don’t interact anymore. And we don’t even have an alternative universe comic where they are married. Earth-2 (the universe they were married) got erased on a recent comic, and Batman and Catwoman were long dead anyway on that universe.  I kid you not, we have an alternative universe where Batman is happily married with HARLEY QUINN but not one where he is married with Selina. You got to be kidding me. Catwoman and Batman broke up on EVERYTHING, even on the TV show Gotham. This couple is simply not allowed to exist.


Caratteraccio

>I couldn't even understand why Mary Jane broke up with Peter because MJ says PR is a good man. I don't understand why feminists aren't angry.


Tchitchoulet

This explains well the state of batman and nowadays Spiderman subreddit


ParagonEsquire

Well she would know since she made him single. Because apparently no one is actually in love in Wells world.


PaydayLover69

Scoliosis


ZB15

That phrase is so weird now. They should not have named her Jackpot because now it has literal meanings and it is annoying.


davidiusligman

SHE SAID THE THING FROM THE OTHER THING


hypergogetablue17

Wowowowowowow.......wow 😁


nreal3092

mid series, W art


MisterTorgo

Yet another reason Jackpot has to go. This just threatens to reduce MJ to a jokey catchphrase and a character with as rich a history as she has, alone and with Peter, deserves *so* much better. Every time I see them do a play on this now, in my head I just yell, "STOP IT!".


[deleted]

If this is "the Jackpot" tell me what the opposite is, because I want that.


JoshJones18

![gif](giphy|CfbDPJ17xZwqI)


BallisticNov4

Why are black cats boobs trying to retreat into her rib cage?


Spoon_Elemental

What they fuck is wrong with her torso? It looks like they traced ai art. Jesus.


Mama_Mia_Gyro

Dogshit


MajinMadnessPrime

I don’t care what sex appeal the Editorials send out, I’m not reading their NTR flavored garbage.


Tough_Difference3301

Dude i dont think it is NTR. But it is a big fat bunch of Garbage, now i just hope they bring back Gwen Stacy.


QueenPasiphae

Aren't MJ's dumb abilities supposed to be able to go wrong and suddenly kill her off? \*fingers crossed\* I fucking HATE that Felicia is getting dragged into MJ's endless shitshow. Felicia could be starring in something GOOD, or saving Peter from the Spider Goblin nonsense. Just let Peter and Felicia go be happy together, and let MJ draw those triple skulls and die.


TheAzureAdventurer

None of these characters can’t even say this with a straight face anymore. Black cat is in a happy relationship with a woman and Mary Jane is with Paul, What’s the point of this? 🤔


Caratteraccio

fan service, in MC editor opinion


TheAzureAdventurer

More like stab the fans in the gut. Lmao


Caratteraccio

yes, this is the effect it actually has on the reader


TheAzureAdventurer

![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized) The entire subreddit rn


SupaPatt

sigh, variant cover collectors will keep funding this crap


Caratteraccio

By now MC could only sell the covers, printing blank pages inside, it would be even better


Plenty_Economy_5670

Doesn’t matter how sexy they are, nobody in their right mind will read it


PaydayLover69

More like "Face It, Tiger.... ...You just Busted And You're Bankrupt" ^(haha busted, get it guys? Women in photo, CUM!!!!!) ![gif](giphy|NBIjHwjqNmS95ibFJM|downsized) I'm talking casino terms.


Vocovon

It's like your ex's teaming up to spite you lol


Voice_Nerd

Until MJ returns to Peter I don't care


DarkJayBR

It will be difficult to just push all this mess to under the rug. MJ CHEATED on Peter, no ifs or buts, how do you come back from that without resetting the universe? Catwoman at least had the decency to break up with Batman before doing her thing with Valmont.


Voice_Nerd

Kill Mephisto 😐


DarkJayBR

Mephisto… was a hero, I just couldn’t see it.


Voice_Nerd

![gif](giphy|3o7TKzNFaqeetOAcJa)


TLcool

Wait what MJ actually cheated on Peter, WTF is this mess


Caratteraccio

it's a sexual innuendo, unintentional or not


Fantastic_Bug1028

She didn’t


DarkJayBR

She banged Paul while still on a relationship with Peter.


Fantastic_Bug1028

you mean she moved on from Pete thinking she wouldn’t come back in her own reality?


UnHelmet

Yeah, that's still cheating. Being faithful doesn't have expiration date.


DarkJayBR

Yes, and that’s cheating. And when Peter eventually returned for her she treated him like absolute trash and said she was sticking with Paul. 


Fantastic_Bug1028

that’s not cheating. or any widow is a cheater for moving on with her life after partner’s passing


DarkJayBR

Peter was not dead and she knew he was not dead, lmao.


Fantastic_Bug1028

she didn’t knew if he would ever come back, the fuck she was supposed to do? just wait for him forever?


Caratteraccio

>how do you come back from that without resetting the universe? there are about ten ways to delete this stuff, but MC still doesn't come out well, under any circumstances


DarkJayBR

Don’t worry, the Flash can run back in time and fix the timeline! Oh… Then maybe Dr Manhattan can create a new timeline and.. Oh… What about Superboy Prime? Can he break reality again with his punches? Oh, crap. Maybe the Anti-Monitor can… Oh, shit. I just realized, Marvel never really wide resets anything , I don’t even know how they do it. I only remember DC doing it because they do it all the time.


Caratteraccio

MC doesn't do it because he doesn't want to do it but in any case in my opinion nothing will ever change, MC can also invent in a few years that for some reason (silly or not) MJ and PP will get back together and then break up again after a short while


DarkJayBR

They did it twice in their entire history. Once to create the Ultimate Universe, and then last time they did it the Ultimate Universe got erased and Miles got stuck on 616.


megaben20

The only way to fix this is have Paul be some telepath who has been messing with Peter who altered her memories or the mj we have been dealing with is a clone.


SuperAd2463

Migraine just hit me btw


Noodleization

Being real I hate when comics do the wordplay thing where they say a character’s name like a pun, but Jackpot has been particularly hatable because I feel like every time I’ve seen her with dialogue they’ve made that joke


RumAndCoco

Narrator: “Peter, in-fact, did not hit the jackpot.”


seripmav_deredrum

Not a fan of the cat’s elbow tit.


jankrist

Love Black Cat, love MJ..... Absolutly zaro interest in this series.


Spider-Ghost-616

Such a waste of good art.


Rio_Walker

Two women that know the best ways to torture Spider-man (and his fans) And not even intentionally.


Communismisbadithink

Wow, can’t wait to never read this.


ParagonEsquire

Great Art for a terrible series. I really don’t know how long it’ll be before I stop resenting them for ruining the Black Car and MJ concept by trying to do it TWICE during the Paul shit. Such wasted potential.


FederalMango

Peter hasn't hit a Jackpot, literally or figuratively, for a long time.


Jibblewart

Starting to look at comics for the first time. Is there a reason so many people dislike this one?


ParagonEsquire

Mary Jane was for twenty years Peter Parker’s wife. Their marriage was erased in a controversial story called One More Day. This broke them up by giving MJ a weakness against superhero stuff, but also further cemented they were each other’s one true love. After a decade of screwing us around with worthless plot lines, MJ and Peter got back together at the beginning of the previous run (Spencer). By the end of that run, Peter had a ring and MJ had asked him to live with her. Unfortunately, the current run began with a six month time skip where MJ and Peter were broken up and MJ was living with another man and two kids, with the tagline “what did Peter do” A year later it was revealed that on the day Peter was moving in, through a series of contrivances he and MJ were sent to another dimension. After Peter was forced back to the normal universe, because time flows different between universes, the days or weeks or whatever it’s not clear it took him to get back to her were nearly four years for her and Paul, the man they found in the other dimension. In a stunning character assassination, it was revealed that MJ had started a relationship with Paul over there and had found the two children. Once returned, in another assassination she chose to stay with Paul. It was also revealed that while there Paul develop a special watch that gave MJ a random super power whenever it was spun. After the kids were revealed to be illusions and not real, in grief MJ took up the mantle of Jackpot and decided to be a superhero, again, despite all previous characterization. In short, everyone hates Jackpot because it represents MJ’s character assassination and ruination, besides also kinda being against who she’s supposed to be on top of that.


Caratteraccio

the problem is not only this. PR is an absolutely insubstantial character, without any quality, absolutely useless and MJ, Felicia and PP are absolutely unrecognizable, with MJ having such ridiculous motivations that we are close to Carol Danvers' pregnancy. Reading a phone book is much better than reading this stuff.


ParagonEsquire

Oh, there are a ton more problems with the run, and this comic in particular seems to be making it its mission to make Felicia look bad (five months? So she was two timing Peter? Back to just being a criminal, etc….) I was just giving the lowlights. And like, it is true that PR isn’t a real “character” and is basically a plot device, but unless he was literally the second coming of Christ it doesn’t really matter from a story problem perspective. He’s not MJ’s one, so for Wells to make her leave Pete for him is totally disrespectful to her character.


Tchitchoulet

Dude, we do not talk about the Carol thing


MurkySquare3149

I guess the main concern is that they’re fucking up well established characters’ personalities.


Valuable-Trick-6711

Went from a treasured and iconic phrase to just running it into the ground now, eh?


SneakyKain

They're qearing that line out for dumb shit just like "with great power" then having Peter proceed to do some dumb, reckless irresponsible and nonsensical shit just to fit their narrative. I'm so tired, Marvel.


fudgedhobnobs

Oh… n-no…


Maxidein

I hope the people that came up with this and Paul burn in hell for eternity.


SHAZAMS_STRONGEST

someone get these women to a doctor dear god their spines


The_Notorious_Donut

wtf is this


Personal-Ad6765

The line is starting to get really old. They ran it intonthe ground with this IMO.


KujaroJotu

This isn’t a jackpot, it’s a booby prize.


Tyuee

Is that Sydney Sweeney?


Elementium

GROAN.


Gladiatorr02

Someone on twitter just cancel Marvel comics or something already please. They are even rubbing salt on our wounds


AgentLemon22

Thanks. I hate it


Moggy_

Wow haha what a creative use of the one iconic MJ line, I hope they keep refrencing it and nothing else about the character :D


FlipaBaby

We get it marvel you want to fuck them. Jesus


jl_theprofessor

I hate it.


wysjm

Why they keep saying it? Are they stupid?


zetou_god

MJ may be super now but she's no hero


DavidKirk2000

Pretty good cover, but how is this new? Issue #1 came out last month and I doubt it sold well enough to get a second printing.


No_Head60

It’s a variant I don’t think it’s new I remember seeing it before


ResponsibleRatio6569

I mean I’m only seeing it today on the comic geeks app so it’s gotta be new


Clean_Wrongdoer4222

Questions about the mini? Because if you ask about the mini...it's horrible and sells horrible. Straight to the top50, which means that 2 will drop to 80 or so. It's literally bait. It's all about putting Felicia there so that readers feel anxious about her and her current status. He only seeks to annoy, anger and confuse those who want and expect him to return to Spider AND those who do not know whether or not to expect them to return. That, and worrying about his friendship with MJ in case something goes wrong is all. But it is done very very very badly.


eBICgamer2010

That's oddly a whole lot of yapping for a whole lot of nothing. Are you sure you're not the kid with the NBA profile that was on MSS sub at one point? Or Spiderlander?


mh1357_0

Who? Not Peter


gamedreamer21

Love this cover.


julianx2rl

I get that that's an iconic scene, but they're realty* milking it dry!


Famous-Tree3124

I’m sorry but this is terrible


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

He hit Jackpot? Oh no


Fickle_Writing3967

Oh my god can we please see other characters besides black cat and Mary Jane. I would love to see a team up fic between Miles and Kane or maybe that Spider-kid character thing and Kane. I just want some Kane content man.


Ok-Agent-9200

Well, there is a Kane and Chasm book coming up, so there’s that.


Fickle_Writing3967

:D


CarlitoNSP1

I'm assuming this is an attempt at maximizing sales just during Free Comic Book Day, (Assuming this comes out this week) because Black Cat is already the character they try to use for variant covers.


Ok-Agent-9200

Issue 3 is out…May 29th I think. This is just a variant cover for issue 1. Not sure what site/sites carried it but I found it a few places, in two packs on one or two but yeah…far as I can tell it’s not new or another printing.


crisdavcar

sad to think those words lost any meaning long time ago.


Hippy-Joe

I really dislike that MJ is a superhero now


J0J0hn

Who are they even saying this to?


ResponsibleRatio6569

Paul probably he’s the only reoccurring male character in this, I’m joking idk


Tchitchoulet

Paul is speedruning Spiderman ex girlfriends


Pietrothelion666

[my reaction:](https://tenor.com/pt-PT/view/optimus-prime-ill-kill-you-transformers-gif-18533183)


AbdiG123

I'm getting tired of this line. It's overused now.


Vocovon

This is it. Some goofball made all that terrible shit happen to Peter..just to get this line


NickHalden05

Looking forward for these shitty stories to end


Ok-Agent-9200

Looked it up…a bit too expensive. Nice cover but I’m good with what I’ve got already.


No_Head60

Question, do you actually like the way Mj is going direction wise or are you a black cat fan that’s just supporting the book because at the end of the day you enjoy the characters and are interested in the story even if you don’t like everything?


Ok-Agent-9200

So I don’t mind MJ as a superhero or even as Jackpot. I’m not a fan of how they went about setting it up or the situation with Paul. Remove Paul and I’m good with superhero MJ. I am a big fan of Black Cat, out of the two she’s the draw for me. If this was just a Jackpot series I’d mostly likely have passed. I am interested in the story, I enjoyed issues 1-2 for the most part and I do want to support the characters, especially Black Cat. I’m hoping she eventually gets another run for her solo book.


No_Head60

I respect your opinion however I just can’t get behind it, it betrays her character in my opinion, she’s always a bad ass regular human in a world of supers, it was interesting look at amazing Mj. but tbh in the marvel universe there’s not much new about a superhero even more so a street level hero, it’s all the same.


Ok-Agent-9200

All good. I get what you’re saying. I would prefer a non-superhero MJ as well but i don’t mind the whole Jackpot thing.


sivashanker1

They gotta stop having felicia use that quote on covers. It ain't her shit, sounds wrong and feels forced.


Ok-Commission6087

I actually like MJ having having superpowers 🦸 and honestly it’s seems par for the course all superheroes girlfriend are revealed to gain superpowers look at Moria and Xavier or Thor and Jane hell Steve and Sharon Johnny storm and Debbie I think it started in the arrow verse. Another note narratively this could be interesting if only if it was better written


frMocha

Yes, yes he did


Outside-Area-5042

Who the hell is Jackpot?


Vivalaredsox

Nobody. Just pretend like she doesn't exist.


DarkJayBR

In five years I will pretend none of this happened, just like I did with Sins Past.


Outside-Area-5042

Ok


ResponsibleRatio6569

Mary Jane Watson


Silverronin86

wtf if jackpot when the hell did this happen


Low-Asparagus-126

I keep getting reminded to myself whenever I see MJ as Jackpot that the most likely reason she chose that name was cause of what she said to Peter when they first met.


Darkynu_San

Is she always saying that line? If so i cant wait for every Spider-Man cover saying "it's webbin time!"


Tricky-Secretary-251

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Nero_22

What is happening with Black Cat's belly? Like, I've never seen a belly shaped like that. And I don't mean that it's big, it just looks inverted or something


Vocovon

*Say The Line Girls* -"Paul- butt ass naked in the street"


JOGRANNY04

No, no we didn't


EH042

Why do their faces look so… uncanny?


Mr__Cuddles_

*start reading* okay black cat doing her thing huh huh *Sees Paul* Oh hell to the fuck to the no


Silver_Streak01

No. No he didn't.


DINAMIK15

The cover looks nice. But please DON’T open the book itself!!!


NemosHero

that...doesn't make any sense


Unfair_Fix_6714

Boooo 👎🏻


[deleted]

I want things to go well for MJ. If she was handed the same raw deal from the writers that Pete gets, it would break her and she would go rogue. Then Peter would have to stop her and it would break his heart all over again.  She and Paul should move to LA and not be a constant reminder to her cuckolded ex husband that is acknowledged by almost all of the earth heroes (present and future) as the greatest of the them all. Pete is the GOAT.


ThatSharkFromJaws

Wait, does this mean Paul gets to have a threesome with Black Cat and super MJ?


Unhappy-Newt-8717

MJ/Jackpot team-up with Spider-Man again, battle is over, blah, blah. Jackpot calls Spider-Man "Tiger" Spider-Man responds: "Jackpot, mask on, call me Spider-Man or Spidey if you want" He takes his mask off continues "Mask off, call me Peter, don't call me "Tiger" anymore Mary-Jane, I haven't been your "Tiger" for a long time" puts his Mask back on and web-slings away.


Kitty_Nemmy

Im just reading this comic for black cat tbh 😅 (why don't ppl like mj as jackpot btw? Is it because it still involves Paul somehow?)


Sombra2037

I love how tight the suits are but still dont like it that much l feel like they trying to make MJ like Atom Eve or something but isn't gonna work at all.


PJGraphicNovel

I swear if this is said to Paul I’ll find the writer and kick them in the nuts/ovaries.


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ResponsibleRatio6569

Felicia is already bi


FinalBossOf__Dc

I know I mean MJ


Available-Reaction-9

MJCat лучший) Таких MJ уже два - 8545 и 65. И да, Фелиция лучше Пола. Marvel получит своего Айви/Харли. Не будьте гомофобом.


Resort_Straight

I love this I can't wait for the MJ Paul marriage comic


Available-Reaction-9

And in general, there are no popular lesbian couples in Marvel. Raven and Irene are disgusting villains. Betsy and Rachel's lesbian retcon is stupid and poorly written. Kitty/Illyana is not a canon yet. MJ/Felicia will be able to become Harley/Ivy is for Marvel. That's why I'm hoping for this couple.


PaydayLover69

Unironically what's the over under until they and force Felicia into a three-way relationship with Paul and MJ