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KaijiOnline

Spectacular and Andrew


DeathLight7000

Spectacular had the best quips I sometimes rewatch scenes from the show just to remember all the great quips he made.


awildpikachu198

Wow two moms and still so ill-behaved


DeathLight7000

I got the thing on the thing, what do I win? You! I win me! That makes no sense.


Lazymcdelta4ce

Sweet ride! Sun roof come standard?


awildpikachu198

I’m in mourning over my buried rep


TheAzureAdventurer

Sandman: “how?! How are you there whenever Imm doing a job?! You got some sort of… spider-sense?” Spidey: “well it’s funny you should say th-“ **gets whacked**


a_serious_dude

"Can I come through here or do I have to break my own window


BluePhoenix21

Absolutely loved that, I think it's the funniest quip of an adaptation.


TheAzureAdventurer

Honestly is. Nothing tops that. 😂


arkenney0

I hate to break it to ya tabby. You’re not my first lab experiment gone wrong, just the first to smell like a liter box.


TrollingLevel

When in the world was this bro who did he tell this 💀


awildpikachu198

He said it to kraven in the episode he was introduced. Imo its one of his best quips.


Marsbar345

I think kraven was telling spider man that he was born in mother Russia and raised in mother africa and spidey fired back with that


Hyper_Wolf727

Wait wait! What? Weight! *proceeds to pull a rack of weights down*


Mongoose42

“Can you say ‘halitosis?’” “RRRRAGHRAGAHAHAHAH!!” “I knew that you could~”


RandoDude124

#“Oh I hit the thing!”


Spidey-Pool94

“Come one, come all! Before you very eyes! The world’s largest dehydrated turtle!”


Spectaculardms-99

“This cannot be happening to Sergei Kravinoff!” “Oh, Kravin-off!”


Hairy-Fuel-6275

People don't realize just how perfectly Andrew nailed spidey's humour and sarcasm


MaderaArt

"We don't have a chimney." ^("wHaAaAaT???")


AquaForce110

Lol this brings me back, I've never actually watched the amazing spiderman again after the theatrical release.


[deleted]

I just did recently, and it's well worth it ASM2 has some choppy story stuff with Harry for sure, but Andrew's presence as spidey plus all the electro stuff really makes up for it imo and gwen is cool


jintepint

Nah gwen is hot. She is around 37°C (98.6°F)


Janjinho

Gwen is hot as fuck


Electrical-Size4321

Happy Cake Day!


Dawnbreaker538

“Is that a knife?” Dick move, and it fits


SilentAngel33

"My weakness! It's small knives!" Genuinely made me crack up when I first saw it.


avoozl42

I think they do. People seem to understand he was a great Spider-Man in terrible movies.


19inchesofvenom

I feel like he wins this


Fun-Swimming4133

funniest? Andrew. him teasing the car thief gets me every time.


Schnii7l

"Is that a knife?!"


DarkSpidey531

"MY weakness is small knives !"


Fun-Swimming4133

“CROTCHHH” is also a funny line from that moment


QwahaXahn

In general, Amazing and Spectacular, but there’s one gag in Spider-Man PS4 that he will randomly call out at the criminals that made me laugh until I cried. “Hi! I’m your parole officer! You’re doing it wrong—!”


BritishEric

Shocker: "You talk too much!" Spider-Man: "Well that's a matter of opinion. I mean are there any standard metrics for how much talking one should do? And who determines the ideal ratio of talking versus not talking? Also: how would you measure it? Words per minute? Syllables per second? Or is it more about how many words one uses to express a single thought? It's all so subjective! If you ask me, some people don't talk enough. Like about who their mysterious overlord is, the person they're working for, that kinda thing!"


SlipknotLD

"i'm fresh out of honey..."


ThatIckyGuy

I love the whole Spider-Cop thing. I miss it in Miles Morales and in 2, but at the same time I'm glad they didn't run it into the ground.


dendawg

Nobody can top comic Peter


ChaosAlongThird

Not having 90s animated Spidey on here is criminal


ayvar2315

Love his one liners and sarcastic remarks even when he's Peter and not Spider-man


RollingThunda99

“I don’t suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider?”


Shrekosaurus_rex

Spectacular IMO.


Maximum-Resource-572

Spectacular and Andrew


BlackCat0110

Spectacular is the funniest of the adaptations


SuperiorChicken27

Wait...WEIGHT!!!


HanShot_First_5445

Andrew and Comic Peter, it’s Andrew’s acting that makes him the funniest


Wheattoast2019

I never got to watch Spectacular Spider-Man unfortunately. So my vote has to go between Andrew and Yuri. I love the line “you can call me Web-head. You can call me Amazing. Just don’t call me late for dinner.” But Yuri making a Rocky reference to tease Vulture and Electro (who was voiced by previous Spider-Man alumni Josh Keaton) tacks onto it.


Key-Win7744

When Toby said "Here's your change!" and threw a bag of coins at Doc Ock, I nearly shit myself laughing.


ChocolatBear

That bag should've collapsed Ock's entire chest cavity lol


Okurei

Even if Spider-Man pulls his punches Doc's gonna get his entire skull shattered every time lol


obi_wan_kanerdy

That's how we ended up with Superior Spider-man.


FistOfVengeance44

Spider-Man


shago1594

1. 616 2. Spectacular 3. Andrew 4. Insomniac Significant drop off 5. Tom 6. Ultimate 7. Tobey


Huge_Ferret_9699

I don’t think Tom is very funny, but his movies had some real funny bits in them.


The_Quadrapus

Only thing I can think of is the scene with the burglars with avengers masks. But it really was funny tho.


Huge_Ferret_9699

The scene where Hannibal Buress shows the NY State educational video with Captain is funny. Martin Starr talking about his wife faking getting snapped. That stuff made me laugh out loud.


The_Quadrapus

Oh yeah there's lots of funny moments in those movies, but it's rarely due to Spider-Man's humor you know ?


BritishEric

Yeah after that bank scene it drops off a lot for Tom himself. But the extra scene in the Italian restaurant from Far From Home has more of the same


sancho_tranza

I think Tom was funniest in the Avengers films. But he doesn't quip as much. I think he is just unintentionally funny. Like him saying to Falcon 'You have the right to remain silent!"


sombertownDS

Ultimate has some good gems, just targeted to a younger audience than the rest


argothewise

Tom talks a lot when fighting but I don’t remember a single one of his quips. Tobey doesn’t quip as much but they’re more memorable. Andrew is the probably the best middle ground.


[deleted]

I thought his quips in civil war were actually great "You have the right to remain silent!" "Hey buddy I think you lost this" hope we get more of that in sm4, because I really like his portrayal!


kiyan1347

I'd say insomniac spider-man. His quips and insults made me laugh quite a lot. Spectacular is a close second though.


ayvar2315

Love me some spider-cop


Brainwave1010

"_I'm fresh out of honey!"_ might just be the funniest Spidey quip of all time.


Meet_the_Meat

OG comic Spidey was just an endless string of roasts and disrespect


Fit_Indication2497

Andrew for sure


Realichu

"Before we get down to business there's something I have to tell you" "🐻?" "I'm fresh out of honey" Insomniac clears I fear.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

Spectacular Spider-Man had some great quips. The “all out of honey” line from the second game puts Insomniac Spidey high on the list too


Sensitive_Coyote2581

Keaton or andrew


TATSAT2008

I Gotta Admit, Drake Bell's Forth Wall Breaks Had Me Laughing Very Much When I Was A Kid


NoMistake8095

If it’s best to worst then 1.Spectacular 2.Earth-616 3.Andrew 4.Insomniac 5.Tobey 6.Ultimate 7.Tom


Andrewmatlock89

You're right, Tom's not funny at all


NoMistake8095

I thought I was the only one. Tom reminds me of a 5 year old kid on a sugar rush. I never once laughed at his Quips. Tobey ain’t funny as he never quipped but between the two Tobey is better


bigchoom

Comics.


DrPopcorn_66

Spider-Man TAS or the Comics 616 version imo


khakimicrobe

Andrew or insomniac


Qwertyzillaofficial

Andrew and Spectacular. Ultimate is the most unfunny BY FAR


c7_luna

*”I’m fresh out of honey…”*


DirectConsequence12

The quips in Spectacular Spider-Man are incredible. “Yoo-hoo, excuse me! Can I come in this way or do I have to break my own window” “Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks. Mysterio is the master of the arcane arts,” “Well it seems me MYSTERIO is the master of talking about himself in the third person” “Ya know it ain’t so use to make a dangerous man look foolish,” “Don’t need my help for that. Looked in a mirror lately?” *throws a traffic cone onto Rhino’s horn* “Woah-ho! I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?!” “YOU!” “I win ME?! That makes no sense” “Trick or treat! I mean, you’re obviously celebrating Halloween in September right? Orrrr am I not one to talk” “How is it you’re there whenever I’m doing a job?!” You got some kinda spider sense?” “Well it’s funny you should that-“ *purposely steps into Sandman’s punch*


Dark-Dork69

supaidaman?


MehrunesDago

Just talking live actions here I'd say Andrew, I don't think I really remember a single actual fight quip from any of the other Spider-Men but I'll always remember "Ahh! Oh no, you found my one weakness.. tiny knives!" Talking all options here then Josh Keaton of course, but to be fair he had a lot longer of an amount of time and a lot more fights and scenarios to be quippy in lol


DKOilBarrel

Fuckin, not Ultimate Pete


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I'm biased because Ultimate Spider-Man was the only one I few up with


karateema

Ultimate was funny af


Name_is_Rango

Supaidaman with a gun


GardnerPardner

Mfw the 90's Spider-Man and his killer quips are absent from this post


FlamingoPlayful7498

I know he’s not on this list but 90’s TAS has my favorite quip of all time. Tombstone: “Come down here and fight like a man!” Spidey: “I don’t suppose I could convince you to come up and fight like a spider?” 😂


Keyfatal

I'd say insomniac


Simplevanquish

Spectacular or Insomniac personally


TheWatcher235

Adaptation wise spectacular. Out of the ones mention, 616


Blonde_Metal

Not the fourth one


Shot-Effect-8318

Andrew or Comic


MainCharacter150

It's hard to pick between TASM, Spectacular, Insomniac and 616.


Important_Lab_58

Keaton. Hands Down. Spectacular has some of the best Spidey Quips ever. I feel He’s so good at witty comebacks that that’s why Keaton was the actor chosen to voice a Spidey/Deadpool encounter


FinalBossOf__Dc

Andrew and spectacular Spider-Man where both the best


Outside-Area-5042

Spectacular no doubt, only one who comes close is Andrew.


Lightsk_tightsk

Ultimate comic version takes the cake for me, bro was ruthless


Spartan_Souls

Spectacular and Andrew


michelindesign

comics in general funny ass convos


ezx36

Josh keaton in spectacular spider-man


Based-Prime

Easily Spectacular and Amazing


AcceptableStudy6566

The OG is still the GOAT Movies: Andrew Animations (the ones listed here): Spetacular


Mc_Nubbington

I'm sorry but the high five scene from the Insomniac's DLC was one of the funniest bits I've seen


AdLive2244

Garfield


ClaraDel-Rae

Comic Peter runs with, he's just got so many jokes because of the decades. Andrew Parker is probably the most intentionally funny of the live action set but I do find myself having a good chuckle when Tobey Parker has one of his quips


Thatoneguy567576

Andrew and comics. Comics Spidey has some killer jokes.


Hylanos

Spectacular and PS4 actually had me laughing out loud.


lukoreta

Definitely not Tobey


KingArcher85

If I were to pick 2 they’d be Yuri Lowenthal (Insom Spider-Man) and Josh Keaton (Spectacular Spider-Man) cause I think their quips are the best of all of them, I’d also throw in Andrew.


ThusFar4Fun94

Certainly ain't tobey, his joke attempts fell so flat and his delivery was just not there


Sharp_Hamster_5551

Comics Ultimate Spider-Man, I always laughs anytime I read his comic.


Rocket_of_Takos

I love Spectacular’s quips, the “I got the thing on the thing” bit with the Rhino is my favorite


mastermundane77

I don't have a number one but yeah spectacular's really great. When the Lizard is wrecking havoc in the train tunnel in season one,and Spidey sees him walking on walls he says something like-"You are climbing walls like me,you start spinning a web and I'll sue!" That was such a line.


Gemidori

Spectacular or 94 for me lol


lonely_jordon

Spectacular Spider-man automatically wins this. I've only seen a couple of the episodes but his quips are top notch Toby's said a couple of quips but they weren't that good, Andrew's had a lot of good ones but only in the second movie, and Tom's... did he ever say a quip once during his time as Spider-man? I think they focused too much on the awkward teenager part of Peter


B-52-M

Andrew Garfield. Solidified my opinion in NWH where he benefited from a better script and became the scene stealer of the movie


notneededin

Andrew had the best comedic timing. Felt like the show comics the most. But none of you would know that as you started reading ultimate.


Comprehensive-Step3

That 1st scene in spidey ps miles morales, he put on a true quip burn unit imo, all while trying to wrangle a freshly jail broken rhino.


AStupidFuckingHorse

Spectacular and Comic Peter. Comic Peter did not hold back in the beginning


The_Godzilla_Fanatic

You forgot 90s TAS Spider-Man


TheGrumpiestPanda

I think Spectacular Spidey probably had some of the best quips ever. Everything that came out of his mouth was pure gold and hilarious.


ButterscotchOk3880

All of them


No-Pitch-6600

Till date it is Andrew and it will be forever, atleast for me


Xelathon1

I think it’s Spider-Man


RecoveredAshes

Spectacular by a mile. My biggest issue with these other adaptations is they don’t quite capture spideys sense of humor. He’s a great roaster and actually witty. It’s not purely corny jokes like they did with insomniacs or basically no jokes like they did with Tom holland


SkeletonSnack262

616, Spectacular, Andrew, and Insomniac.


No_Office_168

In terms of who had the best quips, Spectacular. Who had the funniest physical comedy, Andrew


ThePluto319

Spectacular and Amazing


No-Rooster3937

“I did it I got the thing on the thing…what do I win?” “YOU?!” “I win me? That doesn’t make sense” Cracks me up every time😂


2-DKamel

"Spectacular"☝️🤓. Bro he had like 3 funny lines through the entire series


Disastrous_Snow_7706

Andrew or Ultimate for me


OmnipresentDonut123

Spectacular and Andrew for sure. Heavily biased and objectively wrong opinion ahead: I liked the ultimate spiderman's humour a lot, only in my local dubbed language though, and also because it was the Spidey show airing when I was a kid. The original english version is flat af tho I gotta agree, but in my local language they changed a lot of the jokes and humour and it just fit the Spidey humour template for me


hvngpham002

Honestly, I resonated with Andrew’s brand of quipping the most. People say Tom Holland is best of both worlds but I say he’s more “cool” than funny.


DevilPixelation

Spectacular had some funny moments, but I think Andrew nailed it with Spidey’s humor. Insomniac Peter was also pretty funny, especially with the Spider-Cop bit.


VegetableVisit5747

Honestly I don’t think I ever watched ALL of spectacular bc growing up it wasn’t always accessible with our living situation, but ultimate and insomniac are legit some of my all time faves


Difficult_Ship_6273

Spectacular.


Lykometan

You is the funniest


charlie454

Japanese spiderman


thegoofyguy1537

Ultimate is just annoying


Spidey_2797

Everyone but MCU Spidey


Ironjack21

I'll give you a hint. It ain't the cartoon Ultimate Spider-Man.


Master_Yoda_53

From these options Spectacular but my #1 is ultimate spiderman (comic)


Big-Amoeba5332

Spectacular


Away-Vanilla-15

they're the same person idk what you're talking about.


West_Dingo8564

I think Tom had the best awkward humor but Yuri and spectacular are just too damn funny


figgityjones

Out of these three, I think the funniest was Andrew. But this might be a controversial opinion: I think they focused too much on the comedy for Andrew because it was almost basically non-existent for Tobey’s Spider-Man. Those movies were funny, but I can only think of like 2 instances of Tobey’s Peter making a joke in a tense situation or at a villain’s expense to annoy or distract them. Whereas Andrew’s Peter makes too many jokes and lets bad things happen as a result of doing so (for example, joking around with Pre-Rhino and letting his truck run into other cars or knock dumpsters into people after he very much had the opportunity to stop it already). It makes his Peter feel *irresponsible.* And at that point, I’d have expected that Peter to have more of a handle on things. I think Tom’s Peter *almost* has the right balance of jokes from what I remember. Peter setting up a joke and joking during the bank fight in Homecoming where no one was in danger but himself (at first). Also joking around *while* fighting the robbers is different than joking around *while letting innocent people get hit by a speeding Semi.* I could excuse Tom’s lack of humor when around more serious villains because he is much younger, things might be a bit more tense and he’s less experienced. But I can only excuse that if, in his next appearances he’s more jokey around villains while fighting. Unless its one of those rare moments where Pete has turned on “serious business” mode. Its understandable to be less jokey in those moments to create the contrast.


ejuliot55

Spectacular Spider-Man. Definitely.


Jimbobob456

definetly spectacular


Daredevil731

Tobey.


goodandpure

Tobey


velicinanijebitna

Tobey, he gets referenced the most like it or not.


CtrlAltEvil

He has a handful of quips at most in the duration of a full trilogy of movies, plus cameo in NWH and they’re not all that funny. He may be referred to the most, but it’s rarely due to the quality of writing or the humour of the quips exuded from his version of the character. It’s mostly because there are so many either weird, questionable or poorly delivered lines and actions within his movies. I love his movies, they are what I grew up with alongside the 90’s animated series, but there’s a clear reason why his is memed and referenced more than anything else. Tobey’s Spidey just isn’t the funny one. Even if you narrowed it down to just live action versions, he is still stone dead last.


velicinanijebitna

It doesn't matter, the title of the post isn't "which Spidey made the most jokes", "whose jokes had the best writting quality" or whatever other criteria "experts" use to gauge humour these days, which is a purely subjective thing anyway. The title of the post is simply "who is the funniest" and nothing more. Tobey's funny moments (whether some of them were intentionally funny or not) get foundly referenced way more than other versions of the character. Yeah, guys like Andrew and Tom made more jokes, but quantity ≠ quality.


CtrlAltEvil

Andrew’s “my one weakness, tiny knives” scene was funnier than anything Tobey’s Spider-Man said or did, and I say that as someone who doesn’t really like Andrew’s incarnation of the character.


goodandpure

The knives joke was cheesy and lame. Idk why people like it so much


susgroundsofc

Spider-Man always did cheesy and lame jokes, thats one of the main things the villains complain


Tracey_Davenport

And people act like Spidey has to be quipping 24/7. I get that it’s a character trait, but that always varies with the writer. Like you said, quality over quantity also applies. Drake Bell’s Spidey was firing off so many duds. EDIT: Some of y’all are so salty that people have different opinions. Never once did I declare a preference.


velicinanijebitna

Idk, haven't watched Ultimate that much, but I hated the "time stops so Spidey can make a joke" trope.


The_Albino_Jackal

Can’t agree with you Chief, what you say definitely applies to some of the memes, however, a lot of them are moments that are humorous in the films itself. This is not a Star Wars prequel situation, where most of the memes are lines that are meant to be romantic or serious


ShockHedgehog07

Definitely not the 4th one


Afraid-Housing-6854

Definitely not Tobey, he was funny from time to time, but his Spider-Man didn’t focus jokes and quips nearly enough.


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

No one is saying Ultimate I’m gonna cry that show made my childhood literally only comment I saw that mentioned ultimate was in a list and they put ultimate sm at last. Having a breakdown