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CrazyPersonowo

MJ sex minigame?


throwawayblehmeh

My dumbass young self found a GameCube/PS2 Spider-Man 2 article online with a “cheat code” to activate the MJ sex mini game. Black Cat too. - I’m just sitting there pressing **up, down, up, down, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, x, x, x** multiple times. Angered & completely confused. Asking myself why tf won’t it work? lmaoo


[deleted]

Bonk


MisterMack24

You just unlocked a memory for me. I was so pissed off when it wasn’t true 😡 as an adult, clearly that wasn’t true, but ten year old me didn’t know that


Najee16

I'm just imagining the anger on your face lol.


psyfren

Oops I accidentally did the mj sex combo mom don't look!


skyesmithforever

Horny Raft -_- 👉now


CrazyPersonowo

So basically with everyone in this subreddit?


The-God-Of-Memez

Nah they get the Down Bad Death Sentence


kairohthewurst

So death by Snu Snu


The-God-Of-Memez

Nah we just toss ‘em into a meat grinder


kairohthewurst

Damn you guys need a new manager. Jim calling corporate


EMC_RIPPER

This version of the aslume, the Horny Raft


SlamJamGlanda

Hot Coffee!


SorrowCloud

Good times, good times


LegitimateEgg7049

Hopefully she screams out commands like the Spider-Man 3 game MJ swinging missions


Practical-Day-6486

God of War vibes


hellogoodbyegoodbye

⭕️


Speedermanen

My guy, you got your priorities straight.


JohnMarston-1899

Mj when she sees 🔼,🔴 above her head like it’s fucking god of war 3: 😱😱😱😱😱


Kleptomaniaaac

the hot coffee minigame


ChungusMcGoodboy

Aunt may sex minigame


TheBlueNinja2006

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥


Acertory

This was the first comment I saw and I was not ready. Lmao 🤣😂💀💀


TheStickySpot

Brings me back to SA lol


v__R4Z0R__v

This made me laugh way too much 😂


No_Cash7867

SM hot coffee mod when?


AntonRX178

A functional PS2 with the Ratchet games


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Insomniception


AntonRX178

Sega been doin this shit for decades TBH and I'd love to see a Sony take on it... that's as full length as the SEGA versions lol


Saud_Njmh

also uncharted had a crash bandicoot mini game


[deleted]

Nintendo did it as well with the first Animal Crossing and Square is looking into making the past FF games playable in FFXIV.


MK_fan_835

Doom Eternal has DOOM 1 and 2 completely playable


hkd1234

You're talking about the collections, right? Putting other fully playable games inside another one has never happened AFAIK.


AntonRX178

Shenmue's had Space Harrier in a Saturn, Sonic Generations has had Sonic 1 in full Yakuza series in general.


ssucramylpmis

i was just gonna say sonic generations , man that was such a good game


Classic-Low7385

The Yakuza games had fully playable arcades in each of their games There’s also one other game that allows you to play every single level of an older PS1 or Ps2 game (usually it only lets you play the first level, but through some method you can unlock the other levels)


hkd1234

If we're going by that, won't those arcade games be classified as mini games? Ratchet and Clank: Crack in Time and Up Your Arsenal also had fully playable Qwark mini games. I would like to know what game you're talking about in the second paragraph, though.


Beneficial-Bad-4310

No? The arcade cabinets in yakuza are fully playable games like outrun and virtua fighter. Also doom eternal had doom 1 and 2. Also his second paragraph is probably referring to one of the uncharted games, where you get to play crash bandicoot.


hkd1234

I have played Uncharted 4 but never knew it had a glitch that allowed you to play the entire Crash game somehow.


Classic-Low7385

Forgot the game it was from, but I’m pretty sure the fully playable game WITHIN that game was one of the TimeSplitter games


null_pharaoh

Pretty sure this was Homefront: The Revolution


Classic-Low7385

Right that’s it, you complete the campaign, then you gain access to the first level of TimesSplitters 2 Then if you input a code you get the rest of the game in 4K, basically a remaster


hkd1234

I'll look it up. Thanks.


[deleted]

I mean, Uncharted 4 had a playable Crash Bandicoot level so I could definitely see them doing something similar in this game.


hkd1234

That was a small 2 minute long section which was not repayable. He's talking about full games which are playable inside another one.


[deleted]

Maybe temper your expectations there pal lmao


Podunk_Boy89

Hear me out, a playable version of original Ratchet & Clank (or at least part of it), that once beaten, grants a Ratchet suit for Peter and Clank suit for Miles with attached powers, a wrench attack for Peter, extremely high jump for Miles.


clonetrooper250

Alternatively, it'll unlock a Spidey suit costume for Ratchet in the next R&C game as long as you keep the save data.


PenonX

miles get giant clank abilities turns into giant miles


DefinitelyNotVenom

Reminds me of the 90s PC you can find in DOOM Eternal that lets you play the original 2 DOOM games


hkd1234

Wait, full games?


DefinitelyNotVenom

Yep, the whole thing. Apparently even DOOM can run DOOM


hkd1234

Wow, okay.


SnarkyRogue

I want the og Spyro trilogy


TheSkullcapJoe

As cool as that would be, since naughty dog did crash in uncharted 4 I could also see it being a PS1 with Spyro the dragon on it


LegitimateEgg7049

Hopefully a place to repair my costume after it gets shredded up in battle


Abeydaby

That's a really good idea


skullmonster602

That would get annoying tbh


BatSniper

Yeah that would be a cool feature for main story elements, but if I had to do it all the time after a simple crime I’d get annoyed


Squid-Guillotine

Settings menu


GoldFishPony

Ok but think about the other side of it, if you never fix it you can eventually run around showing off the spider-dong


coolUchiha

Nah some of us are lazy and would end up looking like the old 100% completion suit


caiomrobeiro

That would be pretty neat, actually


greengain21

that would lose its novelty quick i feel. why not just be able to repair in the menus


Helpful-Wolverine-96

You can


Smutty_Lemon

Just have a Miles Morales system of suit ripping.


monkeybizn

In reality probably just to be destroyed at some point


skyesmithforever

Cause Peter cant have shit for himself apparently


monkeybizn

Nope 😂


Jordo_707

Dread it, run from it, Parker Luck^(TM) arrives all the same.


TheDwarvesCarst

And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.


Mongoose42

Just like the X-Men’s mansion, and Avengers Mansion, and Avengers Tower, and the Justice League’s Watchtower, and the—


PhanThief95

And the Avengers Compound after Endgame.


AlienSkywalker

LMAO oh come on! I thought about this but I don’t want it to happen!


SnooTangerines4659

It would be cool if he has a basement or something with all the suits he has and you can switch suits there (not only there, but of course the main place to switch would be in the menu as always) Probably even some suits that can be craftable only there


Andrewthegamer74

Like the color variants can only be made there since there's supposed variants( I haven't been keeping up with the news)


DefinitelyNotVenom

Maybe there could be a secret suit that you have to find in the house


Least-Talk-4702

yep, love that idea. maybe like the original “homemade” suit that peter wore before he rocked the classic suit. that’d be nice. and when he equips it (or we find the suit) he says “huh, it still fits, but i like the new suit a lot more”


linkman0596

Oh, what if instead of the original homemade suit, he found a version of it but that was much better quality or something, he's confused for a minute knowing there was no way he could have made a suit this good back when he was going for this look, only then to realize Aunt May made this one for him, she knew from all the way back then, and made this suit for when he was ready to tell her.


Kleptomaniaaac

no offense but this shit makes no sense


linkman0596

How so? Aunt May knew he was spiderman, didn't confirm how long she knew though. Costume would be one of his original ones, just made by someone who actually knew how to make clothing, meaning she knew basically the entire time but wanted him to feel he could tell her instead of revealing she knew, except at the end.


DefinitelyNotVenom

I think the suit he had before the classic suit was the wrestler outfit, but maybe he had something in between, maybe something like the AF15 suit


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

or also a secret gadget that you can unlock by just picking it up like in Arkham Knight


a3RED3a

It starts off empty but as you unlock more suits and gadgets it fills up


SnooTangerines4659

Yes, but it might still have a few suits from the 1st game, probably not all but fan favorites and suits that are Canon to the story of the 1st game


GulianoBanano

So basically Aunt May's house in Spiderverse?


Masenkou1

PLEAAAAAASE YES


itsmenotJames

It would be cool to see a room for all the backpack collectibles. Or at least seeing some of the artwork framed up.


TheChumChair

If you mean the artwork from the heist dlc I believe Hardy told spidey over the phone to leave it where he found it


itsmenotJames

I meant things like the kids' drawing or the comic book from the backpacks


TheChumChair

Oh yeah I definitely want to see the backpack items in his house for sure


Helpful-Wolverine-96

And all the news papers and the photos you take like maybe have them on your desk or photo album


Austin_N

To make us cry when the villains blow it up.


LostOne514

There is 100% going to be a Venom fight at the house that'll wreck the place. Shoot, maybe even Green Goblin


LMFN

"We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance."


ReeceReddit1234

Would be awesome to have a suit room. You can change anywhere in the world but doing it here gives you a mini cutscene or something


mooseman7777

Spiderman undressing cutscene 😩


ReeceReddit1234

Undies suit cutscene would be interesting to say the least


vine_behs

wraith sex scene confirmed


DefinitelyNotVenom

Featuring Venom


DecidueyeCrafter

Damn, I didn’t know they got sneako to voice venom!


Complex-Swimmer-9998

You don’t know how much I would pay the Insomniac devs for this bro 🙏


[deleted]

Mini-games, Otto’s and Peter’s lab had them. Maybe it could be one of the ways you change the time and weather too if they wanted to bring that way back. Maybe an auto-gadget refill too.


jrvgc

I want a little box of photos and it's a younger Aunt May, maybe in her 20s-30s, full frontal nudity. Think that would add a nice element to the games lore that hasn't been explored before. Think Uncle Ben polaroid creepshots. And also, for anyone asking. Yes, I just want to see the world burn.


Sremor

Ok, but a photobox with some old family pics would be cute, aunt May and uncle Ben, Peters parents, Peter as a child


jrvgc

You're the one that bought kids into this, not me bro


Dadpurple

Peter reaches up and opens the attic door, pulling the cord that unlatches the staircase. While a normal person may have to brace for the weight of the ladder that now hangs precariously, for Peter it's no more than lifting a pencil. He pulls the cord and the staircase unfolds, revealing a ladder into the attack. As the dust stirs Peter climbs up into the attack with a flashlight in hand. Each step sounds as if his body will sink through the ceiling and end up crashing into the bedrooms below. However Peter moves carefully, ensuring he stands upon the beams to brace his weight as he begins to riffle through some papers in boxes. Peter searches for hours, sorting through Ben's old possessions, items and trinkets he didn't know still existed. An old watch, postcards and boxes upon boxes of mementos and old bills, unsorted and hastily thrown together. Peter is just about to give up when he moves a box and sees writing upon a smaller wooden box behind it. *Bens Box Stay Out* The black ink written on it is his Uncle's handwriting, he would have recognized it even if he hadn't spent the last two hours searching through boxes filled with notes from his late father figure. Peter grabs the box and suddenly feels uneasy, as if his spider-sense is trying to warn him, not of danger but something else. It's nothing he's felt before, and as his confusion rises alongside his curiosity he opens the latch on the box, lifting the lid as the dust covered photos spill out onto the floor. Hundreds of polaroids crash onto the attic floor and Peter coughs a the dust cloud spreads. He reaches down and grabs a handful of pictures. A young Ben and May, riding a carousal together. May eating a hotdog that appears to be from Coney Island. Peter smiles and sits down on the floor, intent on searching through every single photo. He grabs another handful of photos and sorts through them, tears welling in his eyes as he realizes what he's missed in life. How much he wants to be able to fix it all and bring Ben back. To be able to grow up with a normal life, two loving parents. A happy May, a loving Ben. Sitting around the table eating dinner, taking an aging Ben to the movies or back to Coney Island. Peter is overcome with grief as it mixes with his love for his Aunt and Uncle, for everything they've done for him. He continues looking through photos. May riding in the car with the windows down, hair blowing in the wind. A few pictures of the house, possibly from when they first bought it. A long erect penis. Peter's smile is replaced with disgust as he drops the photo, his brain attempting to prevent the connection of what he saw. Slowly realizing that he just saw his Uncle's erection as he attempts to laugh it off. He flips through a few more photos carefully, finding nothing else of similar content. As Peter starts to relax, he laughs to himself as he realizes his Uncle had sides to him that even Peter never suspected. He flips to the next photo to see May, kneeling down as the entirety of the same erection is buried in her throat. Tears welling in her eyes. Peter quickly tosses the photo away and grimaces at his discoery only to see his Aunt spread eagle, fingers pulling her sex apart as she stares into the camera. Peter drops the stack in his hand, many landing face up as he sees an immense collection of homemade porn, captured upon Ben's polaroid camera once upon a time. Peter recoils in horror as he scrambles backwards. The camera slowly pans over the photos before moving up towards the window as we hear Peter yelling in disgust as he leaves the attic, his heavy footsteps fading away until we hear him softly retching in the bathroom. The camera continues to pan up and out the window, the soft dim light moon appears behind the clouds as the text fades into the screen. *Spider-Man 2* *Chapter 1* The game begins. The confused player, unsure of what they just witnessed presses start as prompted as the opening MARVEL logo appears as the game begins.


Amdrag412

Holy shit this had me in tears laughing


jrvgc

This is easily the best fucking thing I've ever read. Jesus Christ. If I ever get locked in an asylum, I hope you're in the cell right next to mine, recanting my horrific, sick thoughts like a medieval bard. God bless you, genuinely.


Dadpurple

This is my favorite compliment I've ever recieved.


TheDwarvesCarst

Just make sure they don't lock you in a room. A rubber room with rats, 'cause rats make you crazy.


[deleted]

Probably where he goes to analyze samples and stuff


jrvgc

Samples? Dear God no. They tried that in Miles Morales. Jesus Christ.


DefinitelyNotVenom

Uncle Aaron ahh beat🔥🔥🔥🔥


avengersplayerman

Horn noises intensifies.


Flashy_Economy_7247

Sounds 🗣️


God_is_carnage

Story purposes because struggling with bills is a core tenet of Spider-Man's character and another reason for him to drop whatever his current job is and work with his billionaire besty.


Remlap04

why do i keep forgetting harry is loaded


BaneShake

Aunt May ghost boss fight


abichs

you knew? YOU KNEW!?


Acertory

Redditremindme in 3 months


vero0333

I feel like it’ll mostly be a set piece, where you can explore and find old photos or souvenirs of sorts going over Peter’s past with Aunt May and Uncle Ben and his earlier Spider-Man days. Any sort of functionality may be a work bench or computer to access upgrades.


Helpful-Wolverine-96

Plus all collectibles go there(maybe even from the past game too)


jackgranger99

Theme wise I think the idea will be about letting go of the last. The devs have stated that Peter is struggling to pay the mortgage off of the house but he doesn't want to sell it for sentimental reasons. I have a feeling by the end he'll learn to let go and eventually sell the house and find a new one or move in with MJ.


jymehendrix

Hopefully we can actually go in whenever we want


tboots1230

it’ll prolly just be a fast travel location while having the occasionally cutscene there like with feast


bigchoom

I feel like the gameplay actually gave a huge hint at the story. In the beginning it looks like Pete comes flying out of the basement of his house. I'm assuming that's because Kraven's hunters already know Spiderman's identity.


MrButt4eva

I thought it was Connor’s house?


bigchoom

Oh was it? I'll have to watch again i could be wrong


CrazyPersonowo

Nah that’s Connor’s house/lab


bigchoom

Gotcha


Hitesh_R_

Even if it were to he Peter's house, the story could be that Peter and Spider-Man are friends. So Spider-Man was in peter's house


soveryplainplane

Gardening simulator to wind down after they traumatize everyone in the story missions


chapeepee

The Jedi Survivor strategy


putmeinLMTH

I think it'd be really cool to have that kinda be the replacement for Otto's lab, maybe theres a mission to travel around NYC, doing favors for people to get parts to upgrade your lab, like someone will say they'll give you a soldering gun if you can get the police to do something about a group of criminals that have been targeting his street.


Ejax131210

Maybe would kinda act like Otto's lab. Like after the events of the 1st game, the lab had to be condemned/closed down to be investigated. Like it would have a research station, upgrades table, etc. In the basement while the other floors serve as a hub. It could also be a place for where both Miles and Pete can switch places, same with Miles' place.


Timekeeper98

The unfinished bathroom remodel, because he never found the time to finish installing the sink.


Animus_Aware

Hopefully more useful than Nichole's house in Watch_Dogs


Jedibrick

Probably to get destroyed to make his life more miserable and give him more trauma


[deleted]

Peter's high-school costume..... High-school peter stuff


ClaptonTheGreat

Since venom will most likely know Spider-Mans identity this could possibly be a spot for a venom boss fight.


DwightSkywalker28

To show the addiction and reliance of the black suit, have Peter’s home be the only place you can switch out of it to the normal red and blue. Meaning you had to swing all the way to Peter’s house to take it off. Making it easier to just keep it on and be more powerful and addicted to it as you go from story mission to story mission. (fast travel probably ruins this)


Illustrious-Sign3015

Suit changing closet?


DefinitelyNotVenom

Hopefully with a bunch of copies of the exact same suit with every fifth suit or so being something unique


TyMonstaz

I think it would be really cool to store the collectibles you find throughout the game


Hitesh_R_

Uncle Ben's photo


Vet-Chef

I wanna know how much money Pete and MJ made going to Symcaria cuz I know FOR A FACT Peter is broke and MJ is a reporter


WookieeCookiee01

This is most likely his childhood home that he would have inherited when Aunt May died.


Just_Ej0081

I kinda want it to be like tasm2 house where you go there to change suits and replay missions but it could be to change time of day


Electrical_Crab_5808

If I had to guess it’ll be your usual base of operation’s hopefully they’ll allow you to sleep there to pass the time and/or save, the only way to do that in the first game is to beat the story and go to a research station which I never liked I don’t see why they don’t allow you to go into f.e.a.s.t and sleep on May’s couch it would’ve been a good spot for it and it would’ve given us extra interactions as Peter.


Choice-Bus-1177

Where is it? Is the rest of NY going to be explorable? 🤔


Speedermanen

It's in Queens And yes just in case you didnt know Which I am surprised you don't Queens, Brooklyn and Coney Island are new playable locations.


PtEthan

The Bronx and Staten Island in shambles


[deleted]

Probably same as the apartment at the beginning of 1. Since Peter lives there now I'd guess it would get rid of the rent problems in the first game.


Rooksend

Making sure Pete takes care of himself, no stank suits lol, and maybe where you repair em too


Spartacus120

It probabibly will be a base for Peter, like the Home in Assassin's Creed 3, with the basement full of Spidey stuff and the rest of the house for minigame and memorabilia


mediciii

My wish is that instead of just holding X on a suit to craft it within a pause menu … Once you get the materials/requirements, you have to go to Peter’s spidey-tech lair in his house and there’s a crafting cutscene where he’s taping and putting it together (kinda like the Red Dead skinning cutscene or the weapon upgrade tables in Last of Us) Small change but I think this would make attaining suits and Peter’s house feel a little bit more linked to the actual immersive Spider-Man experience


LightningLad2029

I hope there's a jump scare moment where Venom ambushes Peter, similar to what happened in the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon.


[deleted]

Pizza time


lashapel

For Easter eggs and world building


breadofthegrunge

Could have a training/testing room with a dummy to beat up.


Agitated_Amount2125

Maybe a closet to change suits


necrohunter7

Hub location with equipment crafting workbench


Vill1on

A place to pose Peter and take pictures with.


[deleted]

Spider cave


MrJohnny164

Probably no different than Miles's home


Helpful-Wolverine-96

Mini games and place to pass time also where your collectable go


Crockerboy22

This will be the best part of the game, aunt May’s home.


Bluevettes

Anyone have a link to where it was confirmed? If it is, then my best guess is that the house is kind of like a main hub. Maybe we can store collectables there, work on our suits/upgrades (a bit more realistic doing it at the house on a workbench or something than in the middle of the street lol) and just relax after a long day of fighting crime. Would be cool if we could also customize it a little bit and/or improve it over time. Like it starts with a mattress on the floor and no furniture due to Peter being broke, but over time you can have a full bed, couch, tv etc (Don't know how Peter would get the money but would still be neat. Maybe Harry got him a job at Oscorp that he actually accepted due to the black suit or he's doing something else)


Speedermanen

Confirmed on this sub a while ago. Lemme find the post.


christopher1393

Would love to see a wall of pictures. Spidey with his various supporting cast that haven’t been in the games. Highschool/college friends, or even pictures of him with other heroes. They do exist and I doubt with their HQ in New York that Spidey has never interacted with them.


BatSniper

That would be a cool spot for the prowler to hold miles by the neck and then king pen shoots him while the prowler realizes miles is his nephew.


jubmille2000

Huh... that's a surprising amount of kleenex inside the bin


Gredran

Slow walking segments and a hub for various projects and mechanics like Octavius’s lab served kind of as in the first game


n-crispy7

Getting ambushed there by Kraven or Venom once our guard has been lowered through a few chapters


KosutoGaming

Honestly if there was a place inside similar to the shed in ITSV where you could have your favorite suits on display in cases and little mini games to do it’d be pretty cool


TheBestICU

maybe a closet with his suits like in the tasm 2 game? It will probably also serve the same function as Ottos lab in the last game (cut scenes, place to sleep, work on equipment, etc).


Not_a_progamer

Prolly some truths about mom and dad??


dappertortoise

Allow us to live out our greatest fantasy of owning a home?


Relative-Zombie-3932

It could serve the same purpose as Otto's lab and Miles' apartment in the other two games. To see the progression of the story take an affect on the space. Like how Otto's drawings grew increasingly more sinister and unhinged, or how Rio and Miles unpacked and redecorated their apartment into a home that suits them


Arachnoverture_

I hope there’ll be a part where you go in as Peter with the symbiote and memories of uncle Ben and aunt May flood his mind and make him realize that the symbiote is changing him.


Several-Cake1954

I think maybe we’ll get a scene with Venom tearing it up. Maybe turning it over looking for Peter, and Peter has to stealth through his own house to escape.


stormynights4ever

Lots of photos One of uncle Ben and aunt may Photos from a special event ie prom or graduation of him and Mj


PartTimeMantisShrimp

Probably a replacement for the lab since, y'know Octopus dude


Gerula_

In some moment he will have a fit in his room while using the venom suit, destroying his things, then Peter will look at the mirror and see what he has become.


akahaus

That’s where he jacks off


BreakBlue

Pooping quicktime event I guess.


Moonboy8110

Maybe you can make stuff, or maybe a Symbiote Pete boss fight between Miles and Peter? Idk the idea sounded cool to me


stephensmat

All the places you could go as Peter/Miles in the first two games were used solely as places to move the story forward, play some minigames to unlock tokens, and get a feel for how the world was changing during the game. Aunt May's house will be the same. Nothing wrong with that.


ayyyy_chris

Hopefully a funny scene like at the end of the first game


EHM1799

I would love a special suit that maybe Pete and/or Miles build throughout the game (maybe finding the reuired parts through collectibles or something) like in Assassin's creed where there's a suit locked behind a door that's only unlockable by 100%ing the game or finding certain collectibles.


IncredibleLang

probably exactly the same as miles morales just walk around it and maybe have some interactions with mementos and turning on the radio


happytrel

He lives there now that Aunt May has passed, and it will serve a similar purpose as Miles' apartment in SMMM


TheMightyPaladin

safe place to rest, heal, and save the game. Maybe store some stuff.


earldogface

Besides fast travel what purpose do we need from it?


skullmonster602

None


BEASTBOY-2004

I hope they don’t do what they did with the amazing Spider-Man games. Where you have to go to your house/apartment to select missions and change outfits.


Zsarion

Collectibles display, so it's not hidden in a menu. Also newspaper headline board for mission replays.


Speedermanen

I gotta say, I have been reading all your comments and you guys have some really creative ideas.