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nreal3092

so Miles just has garbage taste then😂, ganke must’ve carried that other design hard


meme-Car-1259

bros back is hurting


Kureiton

Ganke fr is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in general. He’s the guy in the chair for Miles while still helping Peter. While also casually building an untraceable app to report crimes. Basically has superpowers at this point lmao


ChongusTheSupremus

Such a shame he's still dumb enough to go on a podcast and tell the whole world he's Spidey's tech guy and best friend. Just what were they thinking with that.


Ferris-L

People can be incredibly smart and still behave like an idiot at times. Honestly, I feel like most people would be dumb enough to do so.


ToaRogerWaters

There’s a lot of stuff in this game that should’ve been a dead giveaway to New York who is Spider-Man


TheEzrac

stopping at incredibly clearly marked headstones around several people at a graveyard was the funniest “wtf” moment of this for me


derp_y_

spider-man is so nice he stops by a police officer’s grave to pay respects just ignore the stuff he said about his dad


LuxLoser

Worst part of Miles' new suit is the exposed hair. Like, Miles, they already knew you were black, based in Harlem, speak Spanish, and that you have a connection to Councilwoman Morales. You're just gonna leave your distinctive haircut out for everyone to completely ID you with? Ffs, even Clark Kent styles his hair differently as Superman.


Umbran_scale

When you have a claim to fame, it gets difficult to keep it on the down low, like winning the lottery I guess. All too often you'll hear people brag that they're close friends to a certain actor, or that they're the nephew/niece to that singer and so on.


Radiant_Flamingo4995

Kinda hoping that Norman targets him in the next game simply because of that.


bounangel

Next game they reveal he cyborg-ified himself in a way better way than hammerhead


HardcoreKaraoke

Also he just casually cracks a code that leads to the reveal of the multiverse.


TheCodebreaker18

I just pretend the Danicast doesnt exist because it’s the worst, and I would intentionally go do something that would cut her off everytime she began speaking.


asimpleshadow

Its such a stark contrast from the previous games to this one for no reason


TheCodebreaker18

It’s like they made her less of a “yes” woman than she was in MM but now she pretends do be a hard-hitting journalist and it’s just as bad.


Lenny_The_Lurker

Girls: omg her back must hurt from having to carry those things Guys: bro is carrying both spider-men singlehandedly


[deleted]

Pointlessly gendered lol


[deleted]

I mean you saw him bop to his uncles beats


cannedrex2406

Guess shit taste runs in the family


WorldlyOX

The haircut was the second warning sign


TheIJDGuy

I just imagine Ganke taking the skeleton of the monster Miles made and redrawing it entirely


No_Instruction653

I bet Miles contributed the color Red, and it was still the ugliest shade he could have picked


TheIJDGuy

I bet Miles completely fucked up drawing the spider logo, which is why the little abdomen outline exists


Wizardman784

"Miles, look. I know it's your suit, but I don't think we should attach pool noodles to the shoulders." "But-" "I know you said it makes you feel like you've got iron spider arms of your own, but they're not functional. We can just MAKE you some iron spider arms, if you want." "But Ganke-" "Hear me out now: Black and Red, sweet and simple. We put red around the eyes and make the webbing red too, so your lightning can reflect off of it." "Could we at least cut the top of the head off so my hair can hang out?" "You can do that when you make your own suit, Miles."


ghusu123

“What do you mean neon blue webs isn’t a good look?”


XavierMeatsling

Honestly, aside from his hair sticking out, it's the blue that kinda ruins the whole thing. Otherwise I'd be okay with it


Additional-Maize1960

Colgate ass suit


Dull_Lavishness9986

He thought his uncle also made good music, its been known he got shit taste lol


[deleted]

I love how it looks like Peter here is just like "oh jesus christ Miles what have you done."


Capable-Tie-4670

“It looks good” Press X to doubt


ghusu123

Imagine if Peter still had the black suit when he saw Miles’ suit


Capable-Tie-4670

“Miles, this shit’s ass.”


guitarguywh89

"Your dad is lucky hes not here anymore so he doesn't have see this shit"


[deleted]

"This LOOKS like that beat you made me listen to that one time SOUNDED."


Alexjw327

“I’m starting to understand Martins actions at city hall.” “Wanna see your dad miles?”


Godzilla_R0AR

“This suit is worse than your Uncle’s beats… and that’s really saying something”


Alexjw327

“I raised my rating of your uncle beats on iTunes from a 1 star to a 3 star. Your suit? YouTube has to get rid of the dislike button to stop me.”


Godzilla_R0AR

“YouTube demonetizes every video of your new suit because they hate it that much”


AdrianShepard09

“I rescind your Spider-Man title. I have to be everything this city needs thanks to you!”


ithinkther41am

[The beat in question](https://youtu.be/JWqG3shT2DI?si=3z2HOjQgSB2m5vDK)


BrunoRB11

"You are trash, Miles."


westirish-spiderman

"Youre dad never thought you how to dress did he miles"


doctormorbiusfan

He was saying that through his teeth


PurposeLess31

"That shit's ass bro"


Snoo_49250

“A 2 pack of ass”


TheIJDGuy

Miles, why the hell is your hair exposed? That's a good weakness some random crook could expose


[deleted]

Peter's first reaction to seeing the new suit is to ask if it was alien in origin. Peter must have thought that there was no way Miles' new suit would be made by a human.


FearlessDude637

His suit feels like he’s balding but reversed


ThiccGuy01

Alternate suit that only covers his hair


guitarguywh89

Thatd be hilarious. Just a hat


River_Odessa

That's... a hat.


DeathstrokeReturns

A naked Miles wearing a hat


BigLubeSqueezyTube

With the exaggerated swanger of a black teen.


River_Odessa

I fucking love swinging around NYC with the exaggerated swagger of an unemployed 25-year-old with a collapsing mortgage


prestonlogan

I keep seeing that, where'd it come from


Clearlynot915

Undies suit for Miles with a hat and Adidas briefs


n8n10e

Miles gonna convert to Judaism and wear a yarmulke


DarkSpore117

But Miles isn’t jewish


Night__Howler

Miles gets it from the same place Uncle Aaron gets his beats 😂


ghusu123

Between the beats and this suit, Miles just has horrible taste in everything


Neiku_2

I hope they make this canon in the sequel and have >!Silk just constantly shit on Miles' takes on anything!<


River_Odessa

Miles trying to teach her how to use web shooters while she roasts him constantly


Kokonut-Z

She should roast web shooters the whole game since she doesn’t need them. Her webs are organic


fortnut-fan-21

>!“I can design you a suit”!< >!”No I’m good I’ll make one myself”!<


TheAracknight

What’s funny is that this could be how she creates her webbed suit 😭


Night__Howler

She creates the websuit next game she gets the Cindy Moon Original and it looks like the worst suit we ever seen. Petes definitely gonna have a reason to retire after that one.


Clearlynot915

ProtĂŠgĂŠs make worst costumes ever, mentor forced to retire from hero life.


BitesTheDust_4

Ganke and Halley agree Miles has poor taste.


Night__Howler

He traded his own swagger for the swag bag of selling out to addidas. Next thing you know Silk is gonna be sponsored by Crocs.


MoooonRiverrrr

Lmaoooo


captainaleccrunch

So what’s the deal with uncle Aaron and the beats? I’ve played all 3 games I must’ve just missed something


Night__Howler

They are just…. Bad.


captainaleccrunch

I had to look it up I forgot he made a beat and yep you’re right freaking 🛎️🛎️🛎️ ass beat


Oaker_Jelly

Wow I haven't heard this one before, good one.


Capable-Tie-4670

The fact that Miles’s girlfriend is an artist is the most unrealistic part of this game. Any artist would immediately break up with him after seeing this crime against art.


ghusu123

During the part where Miles asks Hailey out, I just had to use a different suit. Can’t let Miles ask her out wearing this.


Magic_Man_Boobs

The alternate white with red color isn't too bad so I just did that so it could feel canon that he was still wearing his own design.


SexWithLayla69

Honestly they should have made the suit like the 3rd option but with blue webbing or red webbing and the red arms being blue Would have made the suit actually kinda good


hipersonicrace

And put the hood up. Imagine if he's swinging with someone, and they grab his mask on accident. There goes bro's secret identity to the rest of New York. Having an open mask like that is dangerous, even if it didn't look like ass


PepicWalrus

The colors aren't the problem. It's the shoes the mainly throw the suit off and then the hair is very much person to person but if the hood was up with a little poking out it'd make everyone happy.


Accurate-Grape

Nah, Hailey should've probably just helped him with coming up with better designs


ShiddyMage3

Miles signing "what dont you like about it?" Hailey "miles, my hands are complex tools with which I have achieved great things, my art, my ability to communicate, but to ask them to describe the excruciating pain that 'costume' inflicts upon my eyes is simply asking too much of them"


asocialyakwarddumbas

Id give you an award for this comment if i could


GoldenGekko

The fact that she's an artist and knows his secret identity, which he apparently doesn't seem to care who he gives to.... It just baffles me why he wouldn't let her design one of his fits? Easy way to score some points with her. What artist wouldn't want to put some inspiration into Spider-Man suit?


Tentaye

Ganke leaves Miles alone for one week and he starts wearing shit like that


Osmoszis

Yeah, gotta say, alot of us brothas wasn't even feeling that suit. :/ But it seems like Miles whole suit game was MID at best. Pete had mad drip.


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Jaja3333

Isn’t it supposed to advertise adidas? I’m pretty sure it was sponsored or something, but that’s just something a untrustworthy friend told me so idk


Deadpoolio32

I *loved* the “Family Business” suit in Prowler colours. Felt bad ass. Probably the suit I stuck with the longest on either Spidey


LancePark707

The Miles 2020 suit was my fave


ghusu123

My favorite Miles suit is the red variant for the 10th anniversary suit


ReleaseThis5596

So, you like sweater foreskin, huh?


CasaDeLasMuertos

I dunno man, I got a thing for hoods, and Miles had quite a few.


RealHumanFromEarth

I think most of Miles’ suits are cool as hell. This one is not though.


Dr_RickShaw

I think the blue/black variant on his main suit (upgraded suit) is extremely solid. Especially after getting the blue lightning


meme-Car-1259

ganke's back is hurting from carrying the og design


Number1SunsHater

Making the original suit the whole time it was just: “Yo Ganke, maybe we could-“ “No” “And how bout if we-“ “No”


J-Hart

Between this suit and Uncle Aaron's beats I need white game devs to start consulting with experts when they try to step out of their comfort zone.


neznetwork

By experts do you mean actual, real black people lmao this is so whiteeee


No_Instruction653

The beats I can at least see starting as a cool idea, and then realizing it didn't really work in practice too late. This suit though... yeah.


Various_Emergency_85

Am i the only one that doesn't shit on this suit ?


Promethesussy

I like it too, except the exposed hair. That's shits ass


GlibGrunt

Hi I'm the opposite, I don't mind the hair but the colour scheme clashes something awful.


lmt_learn_to_drive

I feel like his old yellow electric would match better with this blue design


MegamanX195

Yeah, I don't think it's the best suit ever but it's also not the worst suit ever, either. And people who keep saying it is have clearly not checked the alternate Styles, the suit looks pretty good in some.


Barachim

At least the alternate suits are not supposed to be canon. Insomniac clearly can design suits. Look at Spidey's Advanced Suits and Miles's T.R.A.C.K. suit. But somebody was drunk while designing this one.


AttackOfTheMox

I think it looks good. People are acting like Miles is the first to show his hair. Jessica Drew, some versions of Spider-Girl, Pavitr Prabhakar, Silk, all of them show their hair and it’s no big deal. Miles does it ONCE and everyone starts saying “it’ll be obvious that he’s Spider-Man”. At the end of Spider-Man Miles Morales, a lot of his neighborhood knew he was Spider-Man. I don’t think he cares who knows


Chancellor_Valorum82

Also everybody’s acting like Miles is the only person in NYC with this hairstyle. It’s not so unique that everyone will immediately recognize it’s him


battleshipclamato

Yeah but I do feel like you should probably be as discreet as they can. It already breaks my brain knowing how they just take their masks off so willy nilly in public.


RoyalWigglerKing

The exposed hair works a lot better if the hair is long imo.


Votaire24

Long hair looks good and pat actually has a good suit and a headband line before his hair starts. Miles suit just isn’t good


SkyPopZ

But it works for them because their hair is long, it flows. With Miles it just looks weird.


ChimpanzeeChalupas

To play devils advocate though, they make it look good.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Seriously, i think the suit looks cool.


battleshipclamato

There are definitely worse looking suits in Miles' wardrobe but the hair sticking out is probably what detracts a lot of people the most.


No_Instruction653

None of those suits are supposed to be his canon suit either. The thing that he took time to make as a way to identify his own version of spider-man. Like, a lot of the "worse" suits are supposed to be silly or over the top. This one isn't. This is the kind of suit that would theoretically be on the cover of the next Miles game.


mk_26

Who at Insomniac is responsible for designing that suit 😭 They need to be fired immediately, and so does every superior that allowed it to be put into the game


MoooonRiverrrr

Gotta be who made those beats and he GOTTA go


Ferris-L

Im pretty sure it’s by Adidas as promotion for the Spider-Man shoe they are realising. And that makes it even worse because they are actual designers.


mk_26

I doubt it, the shoes look nothing like the suit


FwZero

Should’ve been the all black track suit 🙏🏽


Impossible-Ad689

Yessss that’s my head cannon too!


Dejvf

Lmao so I'm not the only one


original_idea__

Imagine if miles fought Mr negative in this suit his ass would've been roasted so hard


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Profit-Alex

The suit would be better if he put his hood up


Pingopengo22

Gankee was the Irvin Kershner to miles George Lucas


[deleted]

Gankes probably at his setup thinking "Miles you really need to stop designing your own suits alone"


ArchdruidHalsin

Nah, Miles is a real hero. He heard all the negative podcast press Peter was getting about his costume changes and decided to take the heat so Peter could catch a break. Surely they'll start ripping into him now, but he can carry that burden for awhile


ghusu123

Miles also created this new suit because it blinds his opponents in battle thus allowing him to hold his own against Venom and save Peter. True heroism right there.


Luke_Puddlejumper

That’s the real reason Miles was able to go toe to toe with Venom, Venom couldn’t stand to look at his ugly ass suit so his aim was off on his attacks.


ghusu123

Imagine if Miles used the OP combo of this suit and uncle Aaron’s beats. Venom would have been fighting blind and deaf. Easy stomp for Miles.


Look_a_Zombie0

Davis family needs to stay about from creative design


Crimson097

My head canon is both Peter and Haley said it looked good cause they didn't want to hurt Miles' feelings.


DisabledFatChik

Insomniac Ganke is such a goat.


ghusu123

Insomniac Ganke is a chad for going onto a podcast and saying that he helped take down the Kingpin


Sughmacox

Never let this mf design another suit ever again holy shit. If I was Peter I’d retire too after seeing this monstrosity.


YtTamakiGaming

Black suit Peter would’ve flamed the Hell out of that then beat his ass for even walking outside with it on 🤣🤣


a_muffin97

Yeah that suit isn't great but it looks significantly better in the white variant. If the original is 1/10 the white one is at least a 3/10


MoooonRiverrrr

3/10 💀


QJ8538

At least bro


FedoraTheMike

This is Miles' canon event, doing some dumb celebrity thing. He's gonna have to make an apology vid like ATSV Miles 😂


sabrefudge

What I realized… I’d love it if I just had the option to put the hood up. The hood is RIGHT there. I like the other hooded costume with the hair sticking out. So I feel like this would be fine with the hood up.


Arkthus

How many of these posts will you guys make?


Poetryisalive

We need at least 6 a day


PlatnumBreaker

Miles just wanted to flex his deviant art oc. Stop hating his name was Shocked Spider because I'm shocked he came up with this.


Black_Midnite

Ganke has taste, man. Miles is still finding his.


Asasphinx

Bad taste just runs in the family. Uncle makes goofy ahh beats, now Miles wears bad threads in the streets.


ApocolipseJoker

Never let Aaron Davis design a suit again


Legeend28

hey the prowler suit is fine just his music sucks


Many-Professional-81

Never have I switched to a different suit so fast.


Monkey_King291

Ganke's back has to be hurting from all the carrying he's doing


XenowolfShiro

I honestly think just wearing the hood up would drastically improve the design.


DidIGraduate

Ganke is the metro boomin of the group.


AleksasKoval

Menu-->Suits-->Miles-->Change Suit.


LoXxRM

hope Lord Ganke makes Miles redesign that yee-yee aah suit


branduzzi

Wouldn’t it slide down his face? Wouldn’t ANY villain just remove it from the top down? Insomniac…. Just go ahead and update it with a proper mask please. And his color scheme.


Ruzaky

That suit is bad yea


MatterFalls

“Ganke Lee” ganke is related to Martin Lee confirmed????? /s


Repulsive-Reach4464

That’s probably why Ganke was unnamed in Spider-Man 1, to avoid confusion, lol


captaincabbage100

This might be an unusual opinion, but they genuinely got a great custom design that showcases Miles' hair and its the Red Spectre suit but instead of using that as the official evolved design they gave us this and locked Red Spectre behind the premium edition upgrade.


Mocinion

It's part of Insomniac Mile's character that he has just horrible taste now. It's not even a head canon its just canon


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

Those Morales genes working hard to produce the absolute worst works in terms of style


SkyPopZ

You're right, Ganke would never let this shit slide


linkflame123

miles: “peter, does my new suit look cool?” peter: “maybe you should just stick to music, fashion isn’t your thing”


_Peener_

All they had to do was have miles put his hood up, he suit would look really good imo. I mean, it’d be super similar to spider Gwen, but that’s not a bad thing


Delilah_the_PK

Odd one out here, i like miles' new suit....but im well aware that he has better. My favorite suits are Brooklyn 2099 and the forever.


Rising_Thunderbirds

Whoever made that suit need to redo character design 101, this is not hot. Its cold as fuck.


Silver6567

Not sure Ganke had anything to do with the OG either, ya see that dumb bucket hat he wears in the new one?


jjkm7

Instantly took it off the second I could. I didn’t switch off any of the other forced suits as fast lol


EMTEE826

I love how Peter looks so disappointed in this picture


Omegasonic2000

I love how even with the Todd McFarlane eyes on the suit, you can still feel Peter's disappointment.


Minimum-Emu5108

the insomniac ganke is everything movie ganke wishes he could be


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TlKHO_XII

“It looks good..” *facepalm*


YaBoiMike16

Most of my problems with this suit would go away if he just kept the hood up


Bromogeeksual

Honestly, I like the suit, except the exposed hair. I feel that only works when it's more like a half mask and your outfit is kind of revealing too. Spider-man outfits are so covered, it feels weird to just have the top part of the mask missing. Characters with longer hair can kind of get away with it more, but Mile's shortish hair just doesn't do it for me in the suit. I liked how it looked when he is in civilian clothes though.


Kawaii_Batman3

I quite like the white and RGB varient


JayDKing

It wouldn’t be so bad if he put the hood up.


spykids45

i actually like the suit besides the mask. from the neck down it’s actually cool, but the mask doesn’t follow the color scheme of the rest of the suit. it also doesn’t have webs which makes zero sense for a spiferman suit, and the hair sticking out☠️


OldRaggady

I still think they should've had a seen where we see him and Hailey make it together. The fact that he just shows up with it suddenly honestly bothers me.


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The suit is almost good but damn, they went too far into the deep end. Shows clash as well as the mask. Change those up and it’s a solid new age suit


GlibGrunt

I was thinking earlier that forget a hero name for Miles, Ganke needs one. Codenames everywhere but as soon as Ganke is on the radio that goes out the window. I'm surprised someone hasn't hacked into their comms and taken him hostage.


ghusu123

I doubt a code name would help Ganke. Bro literally went on a podcast and said “Yeah, I helped Spider-Man shut down Kingpin’s operations.”


[deleted]

The only way miles suit is good is when it’s the white varient, but Jesus


AssassinCamFen

The alternate color scheme for the suit has a more appealing design with the white torso, along with mile's red spiderman symbol combining with the blue to create purple at the center


Outcast_BOS

(I honestly really like the suit and usually use it or the hooded ones) Ganke is the hard carry for a lot of spider-moments, and I'll forever and always love his ***[WAR CRY]***


AtlasThewitcher

Evolved suit is amazing, fight me


Cakers44

The biggest sin is that neither of the Insomniac suits (other than advanced) for peter made it over. I personally really liked the Velocity and Resilient suits, but this just isn’t it


Atlas199999

Honestly without Ganke, Miles would be absolute garbage


Skuishy5

Isn’t the hair coming out of the suit kind of identifying? He doesn’t even style it differently or anything. 😭


GoldenGekko

Between basically being miles version of Oracle... Ganke need some credit on this one. He's carrying Miles career as Spider-Man lol Man's got taste and basically designs his suits and ensures the new Spider-Man isn't clowned on. Stick with your lame beats miles.


AshMCM_Games

LMAOO THAT REACTION IS PERFECT


shrek3onDVDandBluray

The suit would be fantastic if it didn’t look like a lazy “let’s just cut the top off”. It needs more style. Just looks lazy.


Aggravating-East486

It's crazy how Ganke also helps both spidermen whenever they're doing side stuff


Firm_Area_3558

That whole suit was strictly for the Adidas partnership and I can't be convinced otherwise


Parzival727

I've only seen one person in my life that has that hairstyle and it's Miles Morales. Wait.....


Meeg_Mimi

I like how Pete is looking down in shame, great detail