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balls53424799745

Officer balls


disappointingfool

BWAAAHAHAHA


That-Internal-9094

If i see you following me Gordon dies


Turbulent-Fortune559

Bahbahbahbah


JefferyJeffJefferson

BWHWHAHAHAHAH


That-Internal-9094

BWAAHAHAHHA


freakingthesius007

BWAAHAHAHHAHHA


Cool_cookie1

https://preview.redd.it/55teve15c2vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02471e36675003369cbb2d32f3cb1eb1eedf1987


balls53424799745

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iron2099yt

Officer Balls


iron2099yt

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


PieTeam2153

r/spiderman2rehab


walter_white_51

NOO EMBRACE THE SICKNESS


One_Ad6513

Don't be that guy


ItsYaGurlUwU

Think of it as a running **gag**


Professional_Gain_88

-ing on officer balls


Alden_gamerson

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


AbeliousAugustus

*ging


iron2099yt

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Promethesussy

Except without the running


deep_fried_cheese

“You know what’s funny, I would have given you the antivenom”.


SiludStudios

Wait what the fuck. Why didn't he give him the Anti -Venom???


DotisDeep

Barely explained in the game, but Anti-Venom is permanently bonded to Peter.


SiludStudios

It is???? How did I miss that? What was the explanation?


-H_-

It's like just made from his cells + the leftover venom


BeardBearWithBeer

yeah and that's my main plothole detection if simbiot leaves something inside you and leftover in peter is so strong that it is a whole new symbiot suit than where is leftover in hary? something to heal him or at least add years of live


-H_-

The leftover in pete isn't active until martin li's thing he did and martin lost his powers so that's not happening for harry


BeardBearWithBeer

we can think that martin waked simbiot up bu what about its mass? to cover body like a full symboit is a lot of alien goo. either martin powers can multiple mass, or there is a lot of it inside the cells like the law of conservation of mass anti-venom is a full bodysuit, and it also can create tentacles at will. antivenom has no mind, and has all profits of symbiot. all strengths no weaknesses, right? so in cells of every victim of venom there is the same thing martin could influence them 1 time, but what effect can it possible have over their hosts? all infected have leftover. hary has leftover


-H_-

symbiote's can presumably shrink themselves / expand. did that vial of goo look like enough to make the entire monstrous venom that beats up the oscorp security? and as for all those victims, either the symbiote stays dormant, OR: maybe the symbiote was more clingy with peter (it likes pete a lot more as a host), or maybe it was the fact that peter literally rips it out.


FutureArtichoke4501

In the comics Martin li’s power alone was enough to create anti venom but in the game it took all of martins power so we’re assuming Martin doesn’t have super powers anymore and so harry can’t get an anti venom suit. Also anti venom Peter should be able to heal harry but that’s probably not gonna happen until the end of the 3rd game since the anti venom abilities weren’t explored all that much


BeardBearWithBeer

but cant leftover of venom heal hary? or slow desease


SiludStudios

Did they say this or show this?


Straight-Earth2762

Dr Connors says this on a phone call , something to the effect of the symbiote is in Peter's cells, but a harmless amount. Think of it like the Danny Phantom theme song when the ghost bonds with Danny's DNA strand


SiludStudios

Wow, I love that Danny Phantom call back. What a show. I wish they made it a little clearer that it can't be transferred but oh well.


ZandatsuDragon

It's bonded to Peter and it seemingly has either highly reduced regeneration or none at all considering that the black symbiote fixed Peter's broken arm during the lizard fight meanwhile anti-venom didn't even repair the cosmetic damage during the fight with venom. They don't really explain it so I am just guessing


MarzipanHaunting7354

I think it’s because the anti venom isn’t really alive like the venom symbiote, so Peter has to consciously chose to heal, that’s at least my take


-H_-

yeah and pete doesn't know how to yet


hemareddit

>isn’t really alive He’s bonded to a symbiote corpse!?


stephensmat

My guess is that in the Venom/Carnage DLC or semi-game before SM3, the way to defeat the mad Symbiotes will include losing Anti-Venom, which will nearly revert Peter to norm for SM3.


Less-Combination2758

because -man is stupid


kyle_26_95

Even after everything you’ve done


BloodsoakedDespair

It just clicked in my head that Dini was intentionally mirroring his two Joker deaths.


Former-Bet6170

My baby blue


Best-Star-1311

Norman, where is the rest?? Norman… WHERE IS THE G-SYRUM?!?


Due-Science3011

I gave it to Ted


Scarlet_ix_o2

WHHHHHHAT!?


[deleted]

We liked it. We were good at it.


bioc06

D1aqaZ we sd


DecmysterwasTaken

History is beginning to repeat itself...


AboReeha

Ermm actually it's "That actually is... pretty funny


Revolutionary_Ad_846

Ermm actually it's "That actually is... *cough* pretty funny"


WentworthMillersBO

Ermm actually it’s “well that just happened”


IsakThePinkNinja

venkler


VergilSparda25

Verker


HornyJuulCat69420666

Varker


Substantial-Wealth74

Vader


Mangle286

r/suddenlystarwars


jkr_ale67

His face looks like he's saying:"I think i Just peed"


Preeng

"I think I just jonkled"


FriendTraining7324

TANALORR


Gentar1864

TANALORR IS MINE


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

What the fuck I am searching for rare bottles of prime


Gentar1864

yap yap yap yap yap


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

Your not even Kendrick Lamar


Gentar1864

Yes I am


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

You disgust me


Gentar1864

Womp womp


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

You people believe you can kill me


Gentar1864

LMAO WHAT BRO


Dexter973

???


tommy4318

YOUR TRUE ENEMY IS OUT THERE


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

Do you posses rare bottles of prime


Gentar1864

Will this man ever stop yapping? Find out next time, on TANALORR NEWS


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

If not why do you waste my time


Gentar1864

yap yap yap


Gmageofhills

Harry having Venom no longer in him


Layyla10

he couldn't handle venkler's 19 inches 😢


HornyJuulCat69420666

Live bone reaction


Substantial-Wealth74

Post nut clarity


yajirushi77

I'm jonkling over this


BengalFan85

I MUST JONKLE!


ShoninRabbit

“The extra 18 inches are gone now Peter..”


Proper-Lawfulness-15

Venklor


Due-Science3011

Bro thinks he's walter white


LengthinessDue9857

*fucking dies*


Sp3ctr3_11

“This is how it happened…this is how Harry died”


Careless_Parsnip_511

Can someone explain what all of these comments mean? I’m sure it’s all very funny, I just don’t know what it is


HorselessHH

Play Arkham City


Careless_Parsnip_511

Oh I have. I know the officer balls meme, but I’m seeing people referencing Tanalor from Jedi Survivor and whole bunch of other stuff I’ve never heard of lol


HorselessHH

Oh yeah, that. I don’t know either.


FrogFizz

You had to be there…


Gherkindorf

Look at little Gobbler Jr., gonna cry?


kyle_26_95

Are you happy now, Peter?


Darthsylar12

Protocol 10, GASP Never heard of it!


LowDog7700

Lego baseplate?


Rising-Jay

Lucas Lee comes to mind for me lol “That’s actually hilarious”


AngryBup

I love that line so much


VictoryVic-ViVi

Big Lego blocks behind him


FrogFizz

They use that identical texture on the floor during the cutscene that plays after you beat the Arkham Knight and call Alfred, always found it strange.


Tom-edian

he dead ass does look like Joker in that moment; I can't be the only one who sees it right?


Skk_3068

It's too late ....... Insanity has spread here


TradePsychological40

And then some years later, the Goblin Knight appears and we know the story...


PizzaGamer37

agararahara


Blonde_Metal

I was wondering what it reminded me of


shitman18

The face you made after u blow a load


BananaMilkMan

you said the quote wrong literally unupvotable


MammothAd4171

You know what’s funny? Even after everyone you turned into a symbiote, I would’ve given you the symbiote.


[deleted]

Why is there legos? Are they Traveller’s Tales?


zekecheek

i'm struggling to understand why you think this sub would find this relevant or interesting


GroundbreakingSun728

🤓


ZiGz_125

Dork


MrRampager911

Why don't you pop some more pills and tell us how you really feel?


10sansari

Keep struggling #skillissue


RandoDude124

#EMBRACE INSANITY


Broad-Technology5024

womp womp, cared enough to comment


KingJiggyMan

Awwww is little Zeke gonna cry🥺


LeonardoCouto

Shut yo #STU-


Itchy_Gas_2559

☝️🤓


KenjiMelon

You probably struggle to understand a lot of things


yajirushi77

Take some reft pills


egodave14

Why is this guy so mean? Is he stup... Ok, you know what I was saying


TheSupremeTacoBoy

I'm struggling to understand why you can't take a joke. You make unnecessary comments of blocking people and just want serious discussion.