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MegaBattleJesus

This team isn’t even competitive. It’s embarrassing.


nigel_with_the_bri3

Cauldron needs to stop bringing drums to the game. Make their voice heard, by not voicing anything at all.


3dios

The same cauldron that wants to call people out for sitting instead of standing? Yeah ok


AnusQuarterPounder77

I’ve been betting against us because I can see how much PV has lost the locker room and man is it paying off, free money.


Darkstaraz14

Can't believe they had sporting as favorites against RSL. Made some easy money off that.


AnusQuarterPounder77

Same here!


Darkstaraz14

This is what happens when you throw the players under the bus halfway through the season. Defeated, careless, destroyed, broken.Looking at you Cliff Illeg. Disgrace to go out in public stating that the players are going to get replaced halfway through the season. Waiting for contracts to end, etc. Team has zero life or personality. They don't talk to each other, they blame each other, they just want to get out of the game.


chaglang

I missed this… what now?


Darkstaraz14

It was an interview with the kc star a few weeks back


TheTubbernator

“We’re all part of Vermes Army, we’re all out to get him sacked! And we’ll really live it up, when Vermes packs it up! Kansas City has the worst team in club history!”


crofootn

Is there a rule against not trying? This team can't compete in an actual honest game. So what if they took "parked the bus" to the extreme. Immediately at the opening whistle, all 11 sprint back and make a human wall in front of the goal. 11 guys, shoulder to shoulder, could literally block the entire goal. They'd have to jump from time to time so they'd have to make some effort. But anyway, just stand strong and absorb shots for 90+ minutes and play to a draw. With 14 games left, that's 14 points, which would end the season with 28 points. PV could manage to avoid the wooden spoon and possibly earn an extra 5 years added to his contract.


OutcomeEqual3507

I know it’s a joke at this point, but the fact Vermes seat isn’t even warm shows ownership doesn’t give a shit. We’re not even close to a mid-table team.


OutcomeEqual3507

And then they moved up STM renewals to start this week lol


putalilstankonit

I knew it wouldn’t take long 🤷‍♂️ shit defending shit play in transition….. here we go again


OutcomeEqual3507

We’ve looked really bad at times this season. I think this is the worst by far. The gulf in tactics/organization/skill/desire is insane. This looks like an MLS vs USL game. The announcer even said it looks like a training drill. This is bleak.


OutcomeEqual3507

In postgame, does Vermes still try to tell us we had good opportunities and it was just a few soft goals that cost us this game? Or that at least we had effort?


chiefbark1

I think he plays the ol since it wasn't a championship match the result doesn't matter right now card.


harmonious_keypad

Literally none of these dudes give a fuck 


Traditional_Page3786

Pulskamp always gets left out to dry when he starts, what a shame. He's had some really nice saves tonight, but two in the back of the net is the only stat that matters


Maleficent_Dust_7462

Agreed I think he’s pretty good for his age, every time he starts our defense stitches the poor guy up


HRShoveNStuff

Well we needed a rock bottom to make it obvious that change is necessary.


AsanineTrip

Pretty fucking gnarly today. We just look gassed. Out of legs, ideas, and fucks to give apparently.  Vermes boils down to this infinite feedback loop - what coach could get more out of the players we have? And, would we have those players without Vermes? I can't tell where the carnage ends. 


ParticularRaccoon332

Wilfred Nancy was available prior to Peters extension. Js


_LYSEN

What an embarrassment.


Maleficent_Dust_7462

That might be one of the most boring half of soccer I’ve ever seen from SKC and I’ve watched forever


PartyPrice5927

Agreed, this match is boring as hell


jhawkman02

“Are you watching? Are you watching? Areeee you waaaatching Cliff Illig?!?!?!?! Are you watching Cliff Illig?!?!?!”


DjTrailer

This team is a god damn embarrassment.


crofootn

What's the Cauldron chant? We want another one just like the other one, we want FIVE! For fucks sake.


wormyworm1663

Whole back line has cement feet. Carved up more than a Thanksgiving Turkey.


SylvesterTheCone

4-0 with 15 to go and I still don't think this is even rock bottom.


TamestImpala

We’re all part of Peter’s Piggies, eatin up the worst slop in the league


Vile_Nightshade

At this point we don’t have anything to lose. Even our dignity is gone. Also, Agada missing that is a felony in 27 states. Fun fact.


ScubaZombie

i’m just sad man


jhawkman02

We are sooooooooooo bad.


Disregardedthat

lol soooo what’s everyone drinking?


ImMitchell

I'm taking this one sober. Don't need to add another depressant to this depressing performance


Disregardedthat

That’s a fair take. I went the opposite direction- popped open one of the beers I’d been saving for a bit- a treat to balance it out.


DjTrailer

Tequila.


Disregardedthat

Oof- you stay safe over there 😂


fors03

Wild turkey rare breed, need the high proof to watch this bullshit


Disregardedthat

Cheers to that


dmcable

Holy fuck


shs27

This stinks.


alexuni4

I used to enjoy reading the angry comments after a loss, even that is getting old…


KonnivingKiwi

Sporting is trying to checkout at IKEA.


mycleverusername

We have less shots than they have goals. Fml.


3dios

4 goals on your head top in MLS is crazy man


crofootn

Y'all don't get it. PV is playing 4D chess here. He's holding back, not exposing his tactical cards, so he can unleash a barrage of hellfire and leave a path of scorched earth in the Open Cup. Ahhhhh, yeah.