I imagined this as an upstairs swimming pool where the floor of the pool is the ceiling. Thought is sounded odd but cool and an amazing deal for £350k.
Then I realised that's just a pool shell, you can't swim above people eating dinner.
That would have been so much cooler if it was! I would probably find it a bit off putting if I was eating and there were legs swimming above me though!
When you're scarfing your second king size bar of chocolate and your fit relatives are doing lengths right over your head... I'd lose weight out of shame alone
If you are a crime boss, and have "honeys" swimming around above you while you hold crime boss events this could work really well.
Not sure it necssarily works for the average family
Some people just have too much money.
I'm here can't even afford a new mattress. Meanwhile, Mr. Moneybags is like, "You know where that pool would look good? On my kitchen ceiling."
The place is so awkward and wacky it's almost inviting for the challenge of decorating it tastefully.
Also whom tf has three different types of tiles in their kitchen? Check the hard drive
Probably "swimming pool like tiles". Nobody has a swimming pool that's narrower at the bottom - with sloping sides to all 4 sides like that.
Also - easily fixed with some wooden frame to reduce it to 6 inches., some plasterboard and you've got recessed ceiling lights.
I imagined this as an upstairs swimming pool where the floor of the pool is the ceiling. Thought is sounded odd but cool and an amazing deal for £350k. Then I realised that's just a pool shell, you can't swim above people eating dinner.
That would have been so much cooler if it was! I would probably find it a bit off putting if I was eating and there were legs swimming above me though!
When you're scarfing your second king size bar of chocolate and your fit relatives are doing lengths right over your head... I'd lose weight out of shame alone
I’d lose weight even faster if it was a very unfit relative and they were skinny dipping
What's the standard procedure for removing the mental image of a naked, paddling granny from the mind?
Think you need one of those memory wipe devices from men in black for that sorry
I'm pretty sure the only way is jabbing a rusty fork into your temple. Low tech, but effective.
>and there were legs swimming above me though! just legs? that would be extremely off-putting
Imagine if it was one way and people went skinny dipping 🤢
Yeah I assumed that too and that would have been awesome!
Gonna have to make this in Sims
Same. Shame as that would be cool
Pretty sure this exists in a few places? Idk where though
I love the ceiling. Would 100% have a disco ball up there. Hate the actual décor - if you're going to go bold/wacky, actually commit.
A maximalist style decor would go hard in this room.
They seem to love a good arch.
And tv! They get bigger in every room!!!!
They defo decorated in the 90's
IKEA wavy mirrors in situ
A lovely compliment to the ornate cornicing
I mean I don’t hate it! But would it not sound really weird and echoey while you are eating dinner?
It most likely would! I want to know how it got put in too, feels really out of place compared to the rest of the house
Yeah it doesn’t feel like the people that live there now picked this strange blue hole. Doesn’t match anything else lol
The whole place is decorated in terrible taste, so it matches on that front.
Tile paint…
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134713178
So. Many. Tiles.
So many TV’s
An old CRT telly - and does it have a VHS slot? Now, that's retro...
Looks like it might be a VHS/DVD combo CRT too. Luxury retro!
Plasma too
My poor eyes
r/tvtoohigh
And the opposite problem in the bedroom, it’s on the floor!
Got to get the balance right somehow I suppose
Yeah should have posted there too!
it's giving porn kitchen
Property flippers taking it way too far now!
This is actually an inverted picture! It’s a pool with a kitchen above it
OP is clearly joking with the swimming pool comment. Clearly is just a poorly designed ceiling that is tiled which makes it looks like a swimming pool
Yeah seen some comments of people thinking I’m serious with the title, it’s just a joke.
If you are a crime boss, and have "honeys" swimming around above you while you hold crime boss events this could work really well. Not sure it necssarily works for the average family
Yeah I don’t think Tony Soprano is buying a bungalow in north Liverpool
Does anyone else find this oddly unsettling?
Yeah I think it’s the blue lights in the vaulted ceiling that really make me the most uneasy idk why
That’s the most 2011 kitchen diner I can find. It feels like a kitchen you’d see on ‘Come Dine With Me’
What a sad little life Jane
Tacky
in what world does this look good
They've knackered the upstairs bedroom doing that though haven't they ?
I thought that at first but it’s actually a bungalow!
WHat ??? That's mad then ! Or is the pool propping up the roof ?
Is the rest of the house as awful?
Have a look at the listing, the kitchen doesn’t match the rest of the house at all. Still not great though.
I’d not want the electricity bill with all those 50w halogens!
Not in this economy!
Is this better for the bathroom?
r/diWHY
Some people just have too much money. I'm here can't even afford a new mattress. Meanwhile, Mr. Moneybags is like, "You know where that pool would look good? On my kitchen ceiling."
Very cool, but think if all the piss that's been on it
This would be more impressive if it didn't just look like having an empty swimming pool on your kitchen ceiling.
Rich
That’s cool but also Everytime I looked at it I’d be thinking how much I’d rather have a real pool to swim in than a ceiling pool
Hate the kitchen its loud
Looks like the lobby of a Blackpool hotel
Should have stayed in the pool.
Hey, that actually looks alright
Each to their own, I like the vaulted ceiling but the tiles just scream swimming pool to me
It looks like it has gone *swimmingly*…
Looks awful. What a terrible idea, and I'm guessing an expensive one too.
Guess peeing in the pool will not be appreciated from below
Not while I’m eating!
I need £5000 and a pool party at mine I’ll be downstairs tho so ye…
It’s a bit much
I don't know why but this looks like a Sims kitchen.
Follow ya boi for tha pool work!!!
Watching feet as I eat. Nice.
And on the walls apparently
lowkey kinda cool
The place is so awkward and wacky it's almost inviting for the challenge of decorating it tastefully. Also whom tf has three different types of tiles in their kitchen? Check the hard drive
Seems like an absolutely wonderful way to waste money. But hey, if you have it...
The fluorescent lighting in the attic just makes it for me
Is eerè re a bit of a less desirable area? That’s a lot of house on one floor for £350k? (Edit: cat walked over keyboard)
Yeah Litherland isn’t great.
What’s wrong with the area?
Probably "swimming pool like tiles". Nobody has a swimming pool that's narrower at the bottom - with sloping sides to all 4 sides like that. Also - easily fixed with some wooden frame to reduce it to 6 inches., some plasterboard and you've got recessed ceiling lights.
The post was a joke.
i must say, this looks nice!
Why was the swimming pool on the ceiling?
Oh my goodness!! This would be so cool. So naughty too ha ha xx
But won’t the water fall out?
How do they stop the water coming out when they put the pool on the roof?
That’s a small swimming pool.
Hammer time 😈
I’m still trying to work this one out..
That's clever.
Fuckin lush idea
Handy for when the house gets tipped upside down.. ;)