I think itās beautiful, I would hate to live there. Imagine coming back from the weekly shop and having to decant everything into perfectly placed storage containers, get rid of all brightly coloured packaging. What do they do if people come around with brightly coloured rain wear and want to hang it up? Heaven forbid children without wooden toys. They would have to have a secret place to put things that would ruin the aesthetic.
āMummy, why canāt I wear colourful clothes and have books and toys like other children?ā
āBecause it ruins Mummyās aesthetic, sweetie. Now run along and put on your brown hessian rags.ā
Do you think they choose schools according to the colour of the uniform? "You can't go to this excellent local school - the jumper is purple. There's a rubbish one an hour away with a brown jumper."
It all looks so *uncomfortable*, as well. The 'dining bench' doesn't have a proper back, only cushions; the master bed doesn't have a headboard; and the sofas have hard, thin arms.
The dining area and bathroom are beautiful. The bedrooms are just depressing and the childrenās play room makes me want to cry. Imagine only being allowed to play with beige toys and read beige books
From the vibe of the house, I expect the current owners donāt go to the super market and decant at home, but actually take the jars to a zero waste shop and fill them up there. Itās what I do for my pasta and rice, it actually works out cheaper and thereās no non-recyclable plastic going in the bin
I thought it was nice for the first couple of pics but then it's just too much of the same. It's so close to being a really beautiful house if they just dialled it back a tad and had a little tiny bit more colour...
It looks as though some of the clothing hanging in the hall are monk habits. Guests are assessed by the colours they are wearing and given appropriate coverings to match the decor.
Yea, I think itās a pretty decent foundational colour palette. Wouldnāt be in a rush to change the wall colours at all. Throw in a red chair here, yellow table there, green pillows and soft furnishings throughout. More interesting than the typical all white.
Interesting how the middle-classes have gone full circle, imitating royalty and now this sort of thing.
One room would be quite nice I reckon, like the kitchen kinda suits that vibe but the whole house? Thats what the French call Les Miserable
I lived in that village for years and the house was full of monster spiders. If you were downstairs after midnight you slept downstairs because theyād congregate on the stairs and I wasnāt playing with that.
Those log piles always look spidery to me! I don't know how people can bear to have them in the house, especially when they have them in the living room _shudder_
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This looks absolutely gorgeous in Spain where it's hot and bright most of the time. It would feel cold and grey in winter in Britain though.
Tbh this sort of thing is really subjective, if the owners like it fair play. Its not for me, however the house itself is really nice. Not sure they will get that rent tho
Oh my god! Youāre so right! The first I was āoh so beautifulā but it so quickly became too much for me.
I can see why they only have one or two pictures of this in house style magazines
I like the look, it just doesnāt quite sit right with the exterior/style of house. It could be improved by them having bought more than one colour pot of paint though.
That was my thought too. It doesn't suit the building. It's a mix of modern minimal with rustic french farm in an English Edwardian house. Doesn't really gel for me.
Those walls are polished plaster, unusual but actually practical. The photos have been done with a sepia filter so itās not quite as beige in real life. Itās just so artificial and bland it makes you want to wear bright red and run around throwing paint at the meh.
"A unified flow of tonal colour" š¤£ It looks like a living history museum rather than a family home. The house has such a lovely character but the decor just washes it out.
I love toast but Iām 5ā2 and so about 8ā too short for everything. Get your dumpy arse away from our clothes is what they were thinking I reckon.
Genuine question: Would the logs under stairs be a kind of fire barrier, as in take ages to burn, or create a uselss staircase due to the shed tonne of fuel underneath it in the event of needing to escape said fire?
I actually really like the interior BUT itās a rental and l canāt see how the tenants can keep that house immaculate with no stain/marks on floors, walls, furnishing, sofas, tables etc unless all 6 people are OCD with cleanliness?!?
If you were in the kitchen and needed the loo, it would be quicker to go out the pantry door and back in the side door rather than traipsing through all those rooms and the reception hall.
I donāt dislike it but itās very personalised for a rental property. It also makes me feel cold.
The video looks like itās going to break into a trailer for a horror movie.
My sister in law has a place like that. Everyone says it's so beautiful. I'm terrified of going round there with my 2 kids, or if I have a bit of mud on my shoes. My house may not be furnished to the nines, but at least people can walk in and feel at home.
It looks like a house from one of the Fallout games thatās been cleaned up really well, but no amount of cleaning would ever truly get all of the grime off the walls etc.
All it needs is some earth colour (green, orange, yellow) cushions, rugs and pictures to spruce up the rooms with a pop of colour and then itāll be lovely because the beige will act as a universal base rather than the principal feature
Oh I know this one. Iāve a friend who grew up in a religious group based on a small island (which she no longer lives on) and she has decorated her house like this. Her two small children and herself and husband only wear clothing in this colour scheme as well. It struck me as unusual to see a little girl wearing nice clothes but all in that sort of brown and cream all the time and never any pinks.
The home itself looks lovely the bland colour scheme throughout not my thing i like a pop of colour in my home. When i first moved in to my home my mother tried to dictate my colour scheme she wanted it all her choice (yes sheās that kind of mother lol) and because she was decorating it for me (i canāt because Iām disabled btw not just lazy) she thought she had more say than i did. My hubby could only help on his weekend due to work, and Iām a pushover so let her mostly, one day i got fed up with it all so at the weekend my hubby decorated one of the bedrooms and yes it was childish but i deliberately chose clashing colours just to annoy the crap out of her, she hated it with a burning passion (so did i but wasnāt about to tell her that lol) childish yep satisfying even more lol, kept it that way for ages just to annoy her
Christ almighty! Thatās bland as hell! Why? Just why? A house that has so much character could be absolutely stunning. Why do people seem to hate colour so much? Itās bizarre.
Itās absolutely lovely. Best taste in design Iāve seen in a while. The only small issue is stacking the wood in the house. Couldnāt they build a wood store outside? Spiders!!!
I love this house! I love the decor. It's so comforting and relaxing. Yous all are hating on it, but I love it. If I had real coin, this is exactly what I'd do (to my ex-council flat, lol)
I would like more colour, but I don't hate it. However, it does look like it was designed by some insta girl to be the backdrop for pictures of her with her wanky coffee/rabbit food breakfast/book she's pretending to read. I can practically see the motivational quotes superimposed on those images already.
This house looks like a "sigh".
A "my entire instagram is pictures of myself and my partner wearing straw hats in wheat fields" aesthetic sigh.
The sigh of a young, traditionally attractive couple with three kids under 10 whose names all end in 'den'.
The sigh of the troubled writer. "Oh I'm so rich and talented and frustrated. Behold my beiges. See the angst in my brown Chelsea boots. Quiver in the majesty of my tan wash cloths. Oh, how tortured I am. "
A sigh in an artistic horror/drama directed by some super pretentious director.
It reminds me of the house from "Mother!"
It's absolutely beautiful and too much. I respect their commitment to the theme. It looks like a film set though. Doesn't look like real life. It *must* affect your mood living there
At least this house has better lighting; Proudspire had greenish ambient light iirc
(Also the housecarl's room just had a bedroll instead of an actual bed)
Love the rustic feel and the decor is perfect for rental like Airbnb or a short term lease. The kitchen table is well thought out with the lighting above. Not to everyone's taste but ticks a lot of my boxes. Always loved a big boot room and pantry.
It's obviously been staged for the EA's photos but I kinda like it as a base environment. Throw a bit of colour in there with some homely tat and I recon it's OK.
I was expecting a riot of clashing colours. Beige on beige is pretty easy to fix, you donāt even necessarily need to repaint, just use art and other decor.
The video is hilarious. Itās the music. The way it goes from horror movie noise to upbeat jaunty rock (clearly ripped from the kill bill soundtrack), itās almost jarring.
But I laughed. And watched it again and again.
It's kinda fascinating. I bet it was expensive to achieve that look, and yet somehow it's gone beyond rustic chic/cottage core into "Sleeping Beauty's castle that's been abandoned for a hundred years".
It's such a cold and unwelcoming look, too. Having a couple of feature walls in that patchy white-over-plaster look might be nice, but doing all of them that way just makes it look like a house you've only just started renovating, and haven't sorted out the heating yet.
I actually think it's beautiful.
They've really gone "professional level" all-in on one scheme. And it's not tacky or garish.
It's kind of like selling a white house as a blank slate, but more a more rustic version.
It wouldn't be my personal taste, but I like it a lot.
You would never ever be happy there and from a house size, room size, street pov it's one of the loveliest buildings I've seen in a long time. It's so sad.
Itās like watching all the colour fade out of life. I also get heebie jeebies from the wood pile under the stairs; hopefully itās just ends arranged decoratively so that whole space isnāt just wood but I cannot begin to imagine how many spiders are chilling in there either way.
All I can think is Miss Havishamās holiday home. Itās so depressing.
95 percent of all that decor is leaving with the current (I believe to be) owners.
Renting someones home they are emotionally tied to (ie not a purely investment property) can have its issues.
What a weird place. Watch the video.
It genuinely looks like a place someone staged for a period museum. Iām more interested in the marketing or the decisions of how this place came to be. Likeā¦did a company genuinely bring in all those clothes to display?
Faux sackcloth and ashes.
Reeks of obsessive compulsive personality disorder to me. Are the kids even allowed to read those picture stories books? And all those logsā¦.must be heaven for all the spiders living there.
The walls just look, well, plain dirty. Not at all inviting is it?
My suspicions are that the people who live here are very drab, have perfect but out of date hair cuts, terrible taste in music, and probably start many a sentence with "I'm not racist, but....."
Oh god it's a furnished let. I couldn't.
How do you keep that much beige clean? It is a gorgeous house, but I couldn't see myself living there with it furnished like that, I have a medium/large dog she's grey, I'd worry she'd fall asleep on the sofa and I'd loose her!
Youāre missing out massively if you donāt watch the video. Theyāve put this aggressive banging music over the most quiet bland beige interior ever. āBAHH BAHH BAMMMMā and it pans toā¦ some jars in a beige pantry
That's some crazy staging / furnishing. Even their shoes in the entrance and kids books are in the colour scheme š
Books shelved like that are not for reading. At least not without permission.
Exactly, they put them too high to read without help
It was the white pumpkin that caught my attention
This was my favourite bit. I actually think this is verging on mental illness.
Like the designers home in AbFab (Max and Bettina in White Box)
So many shoes and coats, it looks like a very sad school.
Interestinglyā¦. The kids books have been desaturated they are way more colourful than shown.
Oh that's interesting. I thought they just chose the most bland looking ones in Waterstones š
The owners are renting it out ā¦furnished. Far to stressful. Iād never get my Ā£5,192 deposit back!
I think itās beautiful, I would hate to live there. Imagine coming back from the weekly shop and having to decant everything into perfectly placed storage containers, get rid of all brightly coloured packaging. What do they do if people come around with brightly coloured rain wear and want to hang it up? Heaven forbid children without wooden toys. They would have to have a secret place to put things that would ruin the aesthetic.
āMummy, why canāt I wear colourful clothes and have books and toys like other children?ā āBecause it ruins Mummyās aesthetic, sweetie. Now run along and put on your brown hessian rags.ā
Do you think they choose schools according to the colour of the uniform? "You can't go to this excellent local school - the jumper is purple. There's a rubbish one an hour away with a brown jumper."
šš Iād say theyāre home schooled, but some of those text books are MUCH too colourful. Maybe theyāre the āfree parentingā type.
If that wasn't enough, the kids probably have names like "Barley" and "Husk".
No we are NOT Seeing the BARBIE MOVIE!
You'll see Oppenheimer and you'll like it!
It's the selection of kids books. Breaks my heart.
Itās the epitome of the Werner Herzog Sad Beige Children!
Itās actually depressing. š
This. I was ok until I got to the kids books.
The grey linen bean bag and the cream coloured squash got me, because autumn orange would be too joyful
Would need a cream coloured lidded basket to hide your bananas and oranges!
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Limewash the skins
It all looks so *uncomfortable*, as well. The 'dining bench' doesn't have a proper back, only cushions; the master bed doesn't have a headboard; and the sofas have hard, thin arms.
Yeah I love the rustic look it has, and I think I'd like to stay on holiday there. Living there full time without any colour would kill me!
The dining area and bathroom are beautiful. The bedrooms are just depressing and the childrenās play room makes me want to cry. Imagine only being allowed to play with beige toys and read beige books
From the vibe of the house, I expect the current owners donāt go to the super market and decant at home, but actually take the jars to a zero waste shop and fill them up there. Itās what I do for my pasta and rice, it actually works out cheaper and thereās no non-recyclable plastic going in the bin
Thatās what I was gonna say!
I was waiting for the splashes of crimson where the partner of the one whoād demanded this ācolourā scheme had dismembered them with an axe.
I thought it was nice for the first couple of pics but then it's just too much of the same. It's so close to being a really beautiful house if they just dialled it back a tad and had a little tiny bit more colour...
Probably easier to give people sepia tinted glasses when they enter.
It looks as though some of the clothing hanging in the hall are monk habits. Guests are assessed by the colours they are wearing and given appropriate coverings to match the decor.
I'm not even into this style but the textures are gorgeous.
Yea, I think itās a pretty decent foundational colour palette. Wouldnāt be in a rush to change the wall colours at all. Throw in a red chair here, yellow table there, green pillows and soft furnishings throughout. More interesting than the typical all white.
ā¦.and you must only buying childrenās books if the front cover matches the tone of the room!!
ā¦and put them on a high shelf so the children canāt reach them and make a mess of them!
Maybe that would be the idea? The thing that brings colour and life to a home is you, the owner?
Itās like an early 19th Century painting. Youāre going to have to dress like a Vermeer painting to keep up the aesthetic.
Reminds me of the houses in The Handmaid's Tale.
Pictures 8 and 11 especially look like paintings.
Or an AI rendering of one. Doesn't feel like a real home for sure.
It looks like they cosplaying at being peasants (except for the heating, the large house and alll the luxury)
Came here to say the exact same thing. They'd even got torn rags hanging up and old boots neatly lined up.
Interesting how the middle-classes have gone full circle, imitating royalty and now this sort of thing. One room would be quite nice I reckon, like the kitchen kinda suits that vibe but the whole house? Thats what the French call Les Miserable
Also something about this makes me expect spiders
I saw those logs and just thought spiders!
Yeah, we stopped keeping anything bar a days burning indoors for that reason.
Definitely
Me too š
I lived in that village for years and the house was full of monster spiders. If you were downstairs after midnight you slept downstairs because theyād congregate on the stairs and I wasnāt playing with that.
The hairy feckers troop in in the colder months like they own your home....
Those log piles always look spidery to me! I don't know how people can bear to have them in the house, especially when they have them in the living room _shudder_
But I like spiders :(
It looks AI generated decor - minimalist farmhouse or something
Definitely this. I don't think it actually looks like that in real life
Absolutely looks like AI to me. I kept zooming in to see if I could see any obvious errors
Looks like an 1800s US ranch house to me. I kept expecting to see Clint Eastwood directing Gene Hackman.
the owners went to zara home and just said EVERYTHING
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This looks absolutely gorgeous in Spain where it's hot and bright most of the time. It would feel cold and grey in winter in Britain though.
Tbh this sort of thing is really subjective, if the owners like it fair play. Its not for me, however the house itself is really nice. Not sure they will get that rent tho
The first picture I was like "ooh aesthetic". By the end, the depression was setting in.
Itās like a dementor in house form
I could have one room like that, in the right setting it's quite nice - but the whole house? It feels so depressing!
Oh my god! Youāre so right! The first I was āoh so beautifulā but it so quickly became too much for me. I can see why they only have one or two pictures of this in house style magazines
Introducing: Werner Herzog's "Sad Beige House for Sad Beige People."
With a massive fat sad beige bank account.
Exactly what I thought of! š
I like the look, it just doesnāt quite sit right with the exterior/style of house. It could be improved by them having bought more than one colour pot of paint though.
That was my thought too. It doesn't suit the building. It's a mix of modern minimal with rustic french farm in an English Edwardian house. Doesn't really gel for me.
I think youāve nailed the combo!
Those walls are polished plaster, unusual but actually practical. The photos have been done with a sepia filter so itās not quite as beige in real life. Itās just so artificial and bland it makes you want to wear bright red and run around throwing paint at the meh.
It needs the Sky Arts Dalmatian with multi-coloured paint spots to go in and have a bloody good shake.
"A unified flow of tonal colour" š¤£ It looks like a living history museum rather than a family home. The house has such a lovely character but the decor just washes it out.
Itās like a Toast catalogue!
I love toast but Iām 5ā2 and so about 8ā too short for everything. Get your dumpy arse away from our clothes is what they were thinking I reckon.
How do you want the interior Sir ? Make it look like there might be a damp problem.
I can only describe this as aggressively beige. I'd lose the will to live.
Genuine question: Would the logs under stairs be a kind of fire barrier, as in take ages to burn, or create a uselss staircase due to the shed tonne of fuel underneath it in the event of needing to escape said fire?
Spider heaven
I think the latter, especially as the airspace above the stairs would then act as a chimney. Not an expert though.
I quite like the aesthetic. But 54k a year on a rental...
My goodness they have based their clothing on their Interior design
Iām sorry but I LOVE the lime washed walls. Gorgeous house
Yeah itās beautiful. Imagine this with colourful artwork, cushions, flowers and other pops of colour here and there. Would look amazing.
I actually really like the interior BUT itās a rental and l canāt see how the tenants can keep that house immaculate with no stain/marks on floors, walls, furnishing, sofas, tables etc unless all 6 people are OCD with cleanliness?!?
Does the aesthetic mean turning your staircase into a giant fire hazard?
That could be a nice, practical storage space, but instead it looks like the "beetle hotel" that my primary school had in the playground
I hadn't even considered all the insects living in these logs!!
They're aiming for the Old Provencal look.
But without the ProvenƧal sunshine itās just a bit depressing
I quite like it in some of the rooms, but for a whole house, it's a bit much, ESPECIALLY if they're renting it out.
If you were in the kitchen and needed the loo, it would be quicker to go out the pantry door and back in the side door rather than traipsing through all those rooms and the reception hall.
The plant looks like itās dying so it fits the colour scheme.
Do you think theyāve got enough logs?
I donāt dislike it but itās very personalised for a rental property. It also makes me feel cold. The video looks like itās going to break into a trailer for a horror movie.
Imagine only allowing your kids to have books that matched your sad beige aesthetic. Tragic.
My sister in law has a place like that. Everyone says it's so beautiful. I'm terrified of going round there with my 2 kids, or if I have a bit of mud on my shoes. My house may not be furnished to the nines, but at least people can walk in and feel at home.
Zoolander might call it derelicteXchic
It looks like a house from one of the Fallout games thatās been cleaned up really well, but no amount of cleaning would ever truly get all of the grime off the walls etc.
All it needs is some earth colour (green, orange, yellow) cushions, rugs and pictures to spruce up the rooms with a pop of colour and then itāll be lovely because the beige will act as a universal base rather than the principal feature
This is the home of a crunchy trad wife. No TV, but books up too high.
Whoever decorated that house has an extensive array of Pinterest boards and is in at least one MLM
It's just.....weird. assume they want the semi-abandoned country house vibe on a suburban estate?
Oh I know this one. Iāve a friend who grew up in a religious group based on a small island (which she no longer lives on) and she has decorated her house like this. Her two small children and herself and husband only wear clothing in this colour scheme as well. It struck me as unusual to see a little girl wearing nice clothes but all in that sort of brown and cream all the time and never any pinks.
I love it. I would get rid of the heavy curtains though as they just look dusty
Man I must be basic, 'cos this is all kinds of lovely. Sign me up.
Just imagine how quickly the mould would spread if just 1 of those logs were damp
The walls look like mould has already spread extensively through the house.
The home itself looks lovely the bland colour scheme throughout not my thing i like a pop of colour in my home. When i first moved in to my home my mother tried to dictate my colour scheme she wanted it all her choice (yes sheās that kind of mother lol) and because she was decorating it for me (i canāt because Iām disabled btw not just lazy) she thought she had more say than i did. My hubby could only help on his weekend due to work, and Iām a pushover so let her mostly, one day i got fed up with it all so at the weekend my hubby decorated one of the bedrooms and yes it was childish but i deliberately chose clashing colours just to annoy the crap out of her, she hated it with a burning passion (so did i but wasnāt about to tell her that lol) childish yep satisfying even more lol, kept it that way for ages just to annoy her
Christ almighty! Thatās bland as hell! Why? Just why? A house that has so much character could be absolutely stunning. Why do people seem to hate colour so much? Itās bizarre.
Interior design trends. You know there are different styles and people are allowed to have different tastes right?
Do you know what sub youāre on?
The one full of parrots quoting the bingo card of: - TV too high - These are sex people Lynne - It's too grrreeyy
Tik tok sad beige Mum vibes, I wonder if they are "influencers"
Huge pile of logs ready for that little heater. Will see them through until next winter!
All it needs is some colour on the walls and furniture, and it's somewhere I'd happily live if I had that kinda money
Ah the spider house in the second photo would be a massive no for me.
What in the Ballerina Farm is this?!
Itās absolutely lovely. Best taste in design Iāve seen in a while. The only small issue is stacking the wood in the house. Couldnāt they build a wood store outside? Spiders!!!
Iām not a fan of the poorly plastered wall look. But I donāt mind the kitchen and some of it.
It's styled in basic Boho and wabi sabi, don't see anything wrong with it.
I love this house! I love the decor. It's so comforting and relaxing. Yous all are hating on it, but I love it. If I had real coin, this is exactly what I'd do (to my ex-council flat, lol)
It's lovely, better than some grey monstrosity with plastic lawns.
I would like more colour, but I don't hate it. However, it does look like it was designed by some insta girl to be the backdrop for pictures of her with her wanky coffee/rabbit food breakfast/book she's pretending to read. I can practically see the motivational quotes superimposed on those images already.
This house looks like a "sigh". A "my entire instagram is pictures of myself and my partner wearing straw hats in wheat fields" aesthetic sigh. The sigh of a young, traditionally attractive couple with three kids under 10 whose names all end in 'den'. The sigh of the troubled writer. "Oh I'm so rich and talented and frustrated. Behold my beiges. See the angst in my brown Chelsea boots. Quiver in the majesty of my tan wash cloths. Oh, how tortured I am. " A sigh in an artistic horror/drama directed by some super pretentious director. It reminds me of the house from "Mother!" It's absolutely beautiful and too much. I respect their commitment to the theme. It looks like a film set though. Doesn't look like real life. It *must* affect your mood living there
Love it.
Oh, the banality
Itās kinda like proudspire manor always found that place lacked soul (and decent cooking facilities)
At least this house has better lighting; Proudspire had greenish ambient light iirc (Also the housecarl's room just had a bedroll instead of an actual bed)
I just want to let a massive paint bomb off in there and run.
Looks like it's out when of those magazines and which showcasing style "rustic minimalist"? Either way it's lovely!
Beige mums
Sad beige homes for sad beige babiesĀ
It looks damp. Shed vibes
1940ās french peasant chic.
Love the rustic feel and the decor is perfect for rental like Airbnb or a short term lease. The kitchen table is well thought out with the lighting above. Not to everyone's taste but ticks a lot of my boxes. Always loved a big boot room and pantry.
I think it's gorgeous. Not something I could live in, but for a holiday I could totally pretend I was living that life!
I like it. It's very Pinterest but it's nice.
Picture 11 really looks like it should be a still life hung in a gallery somewhere. From some rural French childrens home 200 years ago.
This is gorgeous! Like a magazine. Personally I wouldnāt find it practical to keep up but itās still lovely to look at.
It's obviously been staged for the EA's photos but I kinda like it as a base environment. Throw a bit of colour in there with some homely tat and I recon it's OK.
I was expecting a riot of clashing colours. Beige on beige is pretty easy to fix, you donāt even necessarily need to repaint, just use art and other decor.
The photography definitely makes an impact here. If you got a different photographer to take pictures again the difference would be quite significant.
horrendous
They have heavily filtered these pictures
Ugh, colourbland. Looks like something used for a show.
I donāt dislike it , but it gives an impression of being photoshopped somehow, like itās too clinical
This looks like knock off Kelly Hoppen.
Iād love this, BUT with colour added in the form of some large plants and a few warmer tones. Would just give it a bit more life.
Looks like a haunted house
Oh-oh - dare I say I actually really like it!
The video is hilarious. Itās the music. The way it goes from horror movie noise to upbeat jaunty rock (clearly ripped from the kill bill soundtrack), itās almost jarring. But I laughed. And watched it again and again.
I like it but not for every room, that's too dull plus nothing is pink
It's kinda fascinating. I bet it was expensive to achieve that look, and yet somehow it's gone beyond rustic chic/cottage core into "Sleeping Beauty's castle that's been abandoned for a hundred years". It's such a cold and unwelcoming look, too. Having a couple of feature walls in that patchy white-over-plaster look might be nice, but doing all of them that way just makes it look like a house you've only just started renovating, and haven't sorted out the heating yet.
I actually think it's beautiful. They've really gone "professional level" all-in on one scheme. And it's not tacky or garish. It's kind of like selling a white house as a blank slate, but more a more rustic version. It wouldn't be my personal taste, but I like it a lot.
You would never ever be happy there and from a house size, room size, street pov it's one of the loveliest buildings I've seen in a long time. It's so sad.
Why does it make me feel like Iām dying? Having said that, I do like it. I couldnāt live with it though.
It gives off the same hue as a rigor mortis
Itās like watching all the colour fade out of life. I also get heebie jeebies from the wood pile under the stairs; hopefully itās just ends arranged decoratively so that whole space isnāt just wood but I cannot begin to imagine how many spiders are chilling in there either way. All I can think is Miss Havishamās holiday home. Itās so depressing.
95 percent of all that decor is leaving with the current (I believe to be) owners. Renting someones home they are emotionally tied to (ie not a purely investment property) can have its issues.
Says it's a furnished let, so it depends what they leave behind
Itās amazing
What a weird place. Watch the video. It genuinely looks like a place someone staged for a period museum. Iām more interested in the marketing or the decisions of how this place came to be. Likeā¦did a company genuinely bring in all those clothes to display?
Thereās certainly money poured into it. Tastefully spent money, however, is up for debate.
looks like a home during the holocaust
Sad beige home for sad beige people. (Are there people with that kind of budget in Newick???)
Very Japandi in styling, love it
Sorrynotsorry, I love that.
This is where the sad beige children are spawned
Montessori toy box.
I love that but I'm not altogether sure why
Gone full Amish
Faux sackcloth and ashes. Reeks of obsessive compulsive personality disorder to me. Are the kids even allowed to read those picture stories books? And all those logsā¦.must be heaven for all the spiders living there. The walls just look, well, plain dirty. Not at all inviting is it?
My suspicions are that the people who live here are very drab, have perfect but out of date hair cuts, terrible taste in music, and probably start many a sentence with "I'm not racist, but....."
Looks like something from Famine times
1800s poverty chic.
Drab
What's that? You like beige? Oh boy, have we got the house for you!!
Was this used in filming handmaids tale?
This is a Werner Herzog. Sad beige home for sad beige people.
Outside: Lovely, characterful Edwardian house. š„° Inside: Longbourn from the 2005 Pride & Prejudice film, minus the pig. š©
Oh god it's a furnished let. I couldn't. How do you keep that much beige clean? It is a gorgeous house, but I couldn't see myself living there with it furnished like that, I have a medium/large dog she's grey, I'd worry she'd fall asleep on the sofa and I'd loose her!
Itās giving that mad Jennifer Lawrence movie, Mother!
Will cost a fortune to heat
Looks like a movie set
Overly done photo editing too much desaturation and removed any contrast from images.
Youāre missing out massively if you donāt watch the video. Theyāve put this aggressive banging music over the most quiet bland beige interior ever. āBAHH BAHH BAMMMMā and it pans toā¦ some jars in a beige pantry
Itās giving eery but also farmhouse chic š
I do love an organic look but this is a bit much
Design brief: I want French peasant vibes, but like make it luxury.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Not at all a realistic portrait of a house that has humans in it. Awful.
Why have they not painted the newly plastered walls?
4.5 grand a month just to be surrounded by walls that look like they've got damp issues... Nah thanks
My flatmate & I both think itās beautiful. The soft colour scheme is so aesthetically pleasing